The Smashed Update 206 Mario Kart Wii Drunk Driving

[MarioMario6298]

why is it Japan?

[pr0nflakes]

逆走者 learned a new vocabulary nugget and laughed my ass off... thanx bitch

you teach even when you don't want to....

[redrumMKW]

omg who craped in your corn flakes?????? do dink and drive in a real car you will get.

[KTStarbuckACE]

Is "fuck" the only word you know? If you're so good, you should be playing on the Star World track when you're drunk, that's what all the real pros are doing.

[1234567pokemonmaster]

do you live in japan or something???

[Kyle7404]

Warning w a r fuck you

[TheRock468]

w a r fuck u

lol

[TheWatcher1995]

do you seriously get drunk on your videos?

[AllanT101]

does the U.S. version of the game have those options for vs. mode? I've never seen it...

[TigerKnight99]

yes you do just go to split screen

[deancepierrecanel1]

How did u come back u were in 12 place but u came back in 1 place

[Wisei88]

"you can tell that wasnt him playin cause it was japanese"

He lives in Japan dude.

[Deathilepsy]

Haha, makes me wonder if you can get an E rank and still win 1st place

[anilated2345678]

Fucking POW ME? ftw

[GJMSince1981]

Sorry, I meant Smashed Science. I'm drunk off White Russians and Watermelon Vodka and 7UP. My bad.

[GJMSince1981]

Warning: W-A-R...Fuck you. Died laughing the first time I saw this. XD

Dude, your hilarious. I've watched all your Drunk Driving videos, all tiers of Weird Science, Put It In Your Mouth 103, 104 and 105 and the first 30 or so rounds of Slamfest! You and your friends come up with the most original shit I've ever seen. Keep up the good work, sir; this is awesome stuff. And you can fuckin COOK too! I intend to use that Lasagna recipe soon. I'll get laid like a handsome new carpet. You bitch! :)

[sakon119]

This guy could get permanent liver damage.

[Guysers]

He couls, but he probably won't give a shit, and he would still have fun. Isnt that a life lesson?

[Bexby]

Ay up! You're cool, so I'll give you a tip - follow the mine carts on th Wario gold mine track, and you'll go down a secret passage that has loads of boosts and item boxes... bitch.

[joshpugfan]

wtf?

[alexfurniss]

your not drunk you just using the f word to look cool its stupid even your drunk you dont swear likr that unless your retarded

[ChAoS9779]

"its stupid even your drunk" OH REALLY? And you're calling him stupid? Besides, he is drunk, watch his other videos mate.

[bumnumba1]

I can't understand your English. The people here in Japan speak better english than you.

"your not drunk" I'm sure you're not talking about my cats... It's "you're not drunk" and I guarentee that I am. I shouldn't have to prove it either. To me that's like asking me to prove that I'm wearing a shirt.

[alexfurniss]

pople who are drunk dont admit they are drunk and if you dont understand my english its because im 11 years old

[Flandre3012]

Well, you see... unless you are underaged, getting drunk is awesome. If you are under 18 or 20 or whatever you'll get cancer from drinking.

[Guysers]

@bumnumba1 Trust me alexfurniss, I have watched every single one of this dude's videos, there's a very slim chance that he's not wasted as all hell. This dude is one of the biggest fucking sensations on youtube today. Keep going, jeremy.

[sonicmax266]

You have a thing for saying fucking don't you?..... =/

[bumnumba1]

Yes

[dogelan]

What is your friend code?

[123789g]

i think it says it in the dkuniverse

[orangejump11]

Watching your smashed updates was one of the greatest times I've had... on youtube. Thanks for the vids.

[Arceasking]

stop swearing it dosent make you look cool it makes you look retarted

[bumnumba1]

Your username contains a swear word. Fail.

[lacho40]

shut up man, bumnunba1 rocks. his vids are nice. you are retarded.

[Mistertbones]

Warning! W A R, fuck you!

[DewNin]

2:03-2:09: "Hey, wouldn't it be fuckin' funny if there was something waiting at the top of this hill that I COULDN'T SEE! *smash*

The answer: Fuck yes.

[mastertim68]

you suck. every second in this video has some to do with fuck

[kwasi23535]

this is fukin jks

[masterlinkx101]

you go automatic? you suck lol

[skylineowner1990]

so funny dude, dont listen to these bitches that dont like fuckin swearing and fuckin drinking

[cinnaporn]

You are fuckin awesome.

[dpentico]

untelligent? Look who's talking.

[lunar52]

your fuckin hilarious, bitch.

[pingismacka]

NANI NANI xD

[Yark02]

hahahahhahahah

I laughed the whole time xD

[Marcusspelkung]

man do you live in japan or what?

[Babeman1]

haha mann all your videos are awesome and hilarious

[Marion797984355]

question: can u and your friends play online mode with random people if two friends have their own wii instead of using only one wii as a guest?

[bumnumba1]

Not that I know of man... Who minused this comment?

[Jet172]

I am going to get my hands on this game soon.Funny and great update as allways.

[ledsmash]

I just realized I havnt taken brawl out of my wii since It came out. Its only seen light for a split second lol. This game will get it out though.

[bumnumba1]

Yeah I still brawl like a mo-fo that game will only get old when the next one comes out.

[ZEROZMM]

we should brawl..if you want to ill send you my no. tumorrow...

[behemothfan1]

2 fucking days for this game cant wait

[Jordan8504]

Player 4 wasn't exactly a experienced Mario Kart'er was she

[bumnumba1]

No..

[Microfoot]

One fucking week! I must play this game. It'll be the only thing to get Brawl out of my Wii.

[Thetruetoast]

Same here. Brawl has been in my Wii since....I got it on March 13th. :P

[ZEROZMM]

it was on mine since it came out too..but then last friday..OKAMI!!..i havent stopped..its awesome...

[bumnumba1]

For PS2? Did they remake it for Wii? Seriously. Let me know.

[ZEROZMM]

yes..it came out this past friday..and im hooked on it..its awesome..theres a bit of a prob with the nunchuck..but other than thats..its near perfect...

[bumnumba1]

Damn... I need to get that.

[ZEROZMM]

you really should..its great...

[bomb0s]

you don't sound as vulgar when speaking japanese, then again I don't know any so wtf... not only that but you sound more subdued, and less like "motherfucker!" "you bitch!".

driver's licenses $3K, no wonder I always see them walking on TV. not only that but it always looks like they have no room to drive there as well. it must be like singapore over there.

[bumnumba1]

Yeah but the lady who lost... she ain't subduded. There are no "swear words" in Japanese. Check out the culture moment.

[babyluigimariozuluag]

Man that really sucks i was hoping for a loop too i thought there were ganna be at least two, thats very gay i'm still waiting for it to come out in america like until april 27 and shit that sucks

[ak47killyou]

fuck

[Toxic8854]

hard testicles are hard to find.

[Dakashizzlenizzle]

keep up the good vids, bitch!

[abarai2007]

bun bunba u rock msg me back and gimme ur friend code il be sure to go to the mother fuckin donkey kong universe

[abarai2007]

bun bunba u rock msg me back and gimme ur friend code il be sure to go to the mother fuckin donkey kong universe

[CaptainJobby]

Jeremy you are AWESOME keep up the great videos. YOU BITCH!

[GuenterErde]

u should get on aim... and i need to thank u... drinking beer and playing games is a good thing

[Toybox10321]

lol

[babyluigimariozuluag]

you are very highly hylarious

[Choas000]

Dude you are so cool.

[crazyxgamer]

i know japanese... and you're pretty good at japanese for an american person :D

and i heard ppl's conversations... and it sounded like there was one young woman one kind of old woman and u... that's what it sounded like lulz

[bumnumba1]

You do indeed know some japanese. When I listened to myself I heard every mistake I made. That's what drinking beer will do to you.. And yes in this case there was an older woman there.

[Thetruetoast]

How hard is learning Japanese by the way?

I often heard that Latin (I am currently taking the subject) has a similar grammar structure to Japanese...You know, verb last, subject in the front, etc.

[crazyxgamer]

it does??

well it's not too hard if both of your parents are japanese lol XD

[bumnumba1]

I get better every day.

[crazyxgamer]

lol drunk speaking :D

but yeah i heard some mistakes here and there lulz XD

and is the younger girl just your neighbor, gf, or just a friend??

[ZEROZMM]

im thinking his wife...

[crazyxgamer]

why did i get 2 thumbs down?? oh well... they never mentioned about it so idk which one it is but if it was his wife that will be kind of cool :D

[ZEROZMM]

i have no clue bout the thumbs down..but yea..i think it is his wife..cus he mentioned having one in a diff video...

[crazyxgamer]

thats cool XD

and he makes videos on his spare time and shit lulz :D

[bumnumba1]

It's my hobby. Some people watch TV.  I do this.

[bumnumba1]

Who gives a muther fuck how your comments get rated. I don't.

[crazyxgamer]

i don't really care it's just that it wasn't offensive or stupid so i was just wondering why XD

[bumnumba1]

Wife!

[ZEROZMM]

fukkin knew it..lol

[crazyxgamer]

i wanna see her face :D:D

is she hot??!

[bentobox3709]

Ooo, your neighbors?

[P3rrigo]

You don't give a "motherfuck"?

Anywho I got a hard time playing games for a while, meaning I cant stay commited to that shit usually. I just stick with some Sonic games and old Mario rpgs.

This game looks like it coul dbe better than the rest of the shitty ass repetetive mario kart games, is it? You think this game'd actually keep me occupied for a while?

[bumnumba1]

Yeah. It's fun. I reccomend it. And I really don't give a mutherfuck... but if you're cool I'll always answer a question. At the time I say shit on camera I'm usually hammered and when I edit it I am sometimes hammered and sometimes not hammered if that makes a shred of sense. There is only one Mario RPG that I know of... Is there another?

[P3rrigo]

Thanks. Maybe I'll get it...Yeah, theres Mario RPG, the Paper Marios and the Mario and Luigi games. I dont play much games nowadays but the classic 2d marios and the original Mario RPG still stand out to me.

And no that doesnt make the slightest bit of sense lol.

[zeldafana]

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[bumnumba1]

So that's what it looks like if you sit on the keyboard...

[lengdg2]

lmao

[Mohamed518]

w a r FUCK YOU

lol;

[GuenterErde]

wow... the japanese must suck to give 3 of the 4 of u your licenases

[bumnumba1]

Only one of the people driving in this video has a drivers licence. Drivers licences run about 3000$ each.

[famguyfan5000]

...i thought the minecart level was from donkey kong country.

[Eponuts]

I LOVE ROSALINA

[P3rrigo]

I LOVE REAL WOMEN

[Eponuts]

ROSALINA IS HOTTER THAN ANY REAL WOMAN

[P3rrigo]

CAPS

[crazyxgamer]

well... lol

if she turned into a real woman all of a sudden i wonder what she would look like lulz she would probably look pretty hot...

[bumnumba1]

Her voice actress is hot.

[crazyxgamer]

never saw her :(

[bumnumba1]

Chiko is cooler than my cat.

[crazyxgamer]

lmfao XD

sugar head and crack head was it??

[knotty123]

in the UK, Chiko is known as Luma.

although Chiko is a much better name for a stafy look-a-like.

[bumnumba1]

Yeah real women are the fucking best!

[crazyxgamer]

they are XD

have u fucked any prostitutes, sluts, or whatever yet?? jkjk i don't even want to know XD

[gzuf]

I love your japanese burp.

[bumnumba1]

Those translate pretty well.

[Dyxnar14]

Who were u playing with?

[bumnumba1]

My in-laws.

[chestosneako]

This fuck'n video is fuck'n awesome!!! Fuck diifii!!!

[TOXICTOPBOY]

hahaha lol

[Inkeyesdave]

Jap lessons paying off

Can fucking understand what you guys are saying

Except that one girl who speaks very fucking fast

[bumnumba1]

That's my wife.  She speaks mostly slang just like I do with english.

[halovsmario]

why do you still called it the smashed update if its mario kart?

[halovsmario]

call*

[Fattyzilla]

you still smash?

[bumnumba1]

Yeah but I ran out of friend code space. Balls.

[LuvKazuya]

'Cause he's drunk. Smashed. It's a play on words.

[bumnumba1]

exactly.

[bumnumba1]

Because I.... am smashed.

[ricco96]

:D Jeremy speaking Japanese :D

[Tonio31]

"W-A-R-FUCK YOU!"

LMAO

[ShadowToonLink]

5/5

[lortmedore]

why the fuck can't i play this shit in HQ

[bumnumba1]

What is HQ? Hero Quest? Harlem/Queens? High Quality? That's it it's high quality. I don't know. They appear to have disabled it again. Maybe they're testing it.

[Fartre]

i am drunk as HELL and this is TIGHT AS HELL i love you no homo i am so fucking drunk i dont eve know what the fuck mario kar bum numba 1 fuck yeah smashed update fuck too much alcohol fuck drunk driving mario kart 4 lyfe reppin it babeh

[bumnumba1]

You should turn this poetry in to an English teacher who is not me. It ain't Edgar A Poe, but I like it anyway.

[cal619guy]

What kind of Jap beer do you drink?

[bumnumba1]

Usually the cheapest unfortunately. There are so many kinds and they almost all taste the same.  The only good beer in this country is Kirin Heartland but it's hard to find and it's expensive.

[duecex2]

Fuckin' azns

[Spinningrobo]

Man Jeremy your friends aren't too good at mario kart

[cal619guy]

you bitchhhhhhhh, what do you expect? these mofos are drunk driving!

[Spinningrobo]

They're pretty bad at holding their beer then!

[bumnumba1]

We had drank at least a 24 pack.

[bumnumba1]

Those we're my in-laws, and yeah that was their second time.

[giancarloparimango11]

WTF?? 4:45 LOL!

[Toxic8854]

It does come out on the 27th

[TomNook007]

Wow, this one got here quick. VS mode looks really fun. Only 8 days (I think, it comes out on the 27th in North America, right?) until I can get this game, it's gonna be awesome.

[Toxic8854]

2 words: Kick Ass.

[tonywwolf]

Great!

I noticed VS mode is way better!

[drizzle55555]

Does wario ever say that hesa gonna ween

[Xanit]

A'hm-a WARIO! A'hm-a-gonna ween!

[bumnumba1]

Indeed he does. He also says "yeah baby" and "letsa go" and laughs like the supervillan that he is.

[Coolguy17]

fuck yea play mario kart drunk!! but never in real life!! = D

[Gameplayer112]

l can tell the one that won was u. lol about wario and scrooge mcduck. U shold be in nintendo's commerical for mario kart wii

[bumnumba1]

I don't know if I bring home the "family values" that NOA is looking to use as a selling point... They should really hire me to write music and do programming. That would be a smart move.

[Thetruetoast]

It can be on late night shows. :P

[Alex127]

Woah jeremy were you speaking japanese?

[bumnumba1]

Yeah... sloppy wrong drunk Japanese. Yeah.

[CabooseHK]

4th player so the best lol.

[AME2Monkey18]

for a drunk guy, you drive pretty sober

[bumnumba1]

That still doesn't mean you should do it in real life. Actually I can game better when I'm drunk usually with the exception of last update where I passed out on my damn couch when I was editing the mutherfucker. Soon I'll be taking shots of gin and showing you all the effects shot by shot on my performance.

[tanman210]

Kick ass your video's are great!

[ABigGaloot]

You are too awesome.

[flatcapdarryl]

ur fucking thingy, fucking i cant be fukin bovwerd to muva fukin talk to u iwas gunna say sumuk but fucking dunno, iam fuked bitch

[bumnumba1]

It appears you know how to have fun. Keep it up!

[OrangeLazarus]

ya bitch

[zachlolz]

U OWN!

[Gr1m50]

U RULe, you bitch. lol