The 40 Year Parasite*

[reddeathx1]

It seems like everything is passed on from fucking mosquitos I hate those little fuckers.

[zeract]

If you feel itchy after watching this, please consult your doctor for a full medical parasites check up...why? Because the parasites that are in your body reacts to the video.

[TrickyThaBeast]

@zeract The maggots in my eyes are watching this with me. Theyre friendly

[ThePkm0411]

i got to stop pressing more suggestions video O.O

[LadyAzagora]

This man waited until his balls swelled up to take a visit to the doctors. Thick yellow liquid oozing from your very legs? Eh..can't be *that* serious.

[GtForLife123]

I'm itchy.

[harvAAAYYY]

0:34 hes going green

[Hartcs]

gj, wait till ur balls and shit get hit to go get help. Fuck the leg oozing.

[aznmmv00]

I feel itchy after watching this

[AfricanPubes69]

I used to be normal....untill i took a mosquito in the balls.

[psychogirlh]

@AfricanPubes69 took a botfly in the knee

[willardb123]

and... umm. dock?

My balls are swelling...

[Like4Bawss]

Elephentitisis

im not sure a scientist came up with that

they usually make utterly big words that make absolutely no sense

[RealDealSkatersSuck]

Lucky... i want disgustingly huge balls >:(

[Svargiyasangita]

When i look this Video at the end with the Black guy i just ask me in which Shit world, ore system we live in!

Thats not normal that this guy stands alone, with just some million peoples around the world, and noboy can help? Can not, ore want not?

[wblabla4]

@MegaMavric false, they attract to CO2.

[s1r2r3a4d]

ASIA AGAIN?! OMG WADS WORSE IS TAT ITS FREAGGIN SOUTH EAST!! ARGH >.<

[ant11032000]

BRING ON THE REPELLENT!!!!!! XD

[goku56712]

how the hell did i get here by watching some u.s soldiers destroying an xbox360 ?

[TheWafflescat]

Is this the second movie for '40 Year Old Virgin'?

[MegaMavric]

Well everyone, they say mosquito are attracted to your smell, so as long as you're clean, you have nothing to worry about. :)

[lozyns08]

the doctor looks like Uncle Vernon

[MrDarknessguy]

I'm from FREAKIN south east Asia Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pave116]

1:50 wtf why omg :OOOOOOOOO

[josephwu6]

OMG THIS FUCKEN SHOW I CREEPING THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!! I QUIT WATCHING ANIMALPLANETTV FUCK IT I QUIT!

[NBBROCKS90909]

"A Vietnam Vet Survives The Ground War But Can He Beat a Hidden Enemy Thats Been Living inside Him For Years?" What i Thought after i Paused THE FUCKKK

[rogantu]

ahhh so that is what the tree man has.

anyways I've been bitten by muscitos so many times aren't those larvas dangerous? o.O

[SugarMusicNotes]

So wait... the mosquito laid worms? wtf.?!

[rocketrobotzrobotz11]

waahh SE ASIA!!! Mosquito!!!

[CrackerXZ]

It's safest to live far from the equator... all the nasty parasites are down there.

[Gustavs933]

1:52 AAHHH SHIITTT that's fucked up!

*clicks next video* :3

[queenskitso]

Before watching these videos I was oblivious to how vicious Parasites ARE! and Elephantitis talk about OMG!

[rasenganElite021]

i live in singapore.....SOUTH EAST ASIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Pwnzistor]

@rasenganElite021 good for you.. You have a chance at winning this wonderful disease. So glad you're so proud!

[rasenganElite021]

@Pwnzistor lol im scared not proud..

[hongkiOPPA]

CAN THEY BLOODY HELL SHOW THE WHOLE VIDEO D:

[amzingurl345]

I Keep Telling Myself " Why in The hell do i Keep Clicking these Videos, When it freaks and grosses Me out, But at the same time, It's pretty entertaining to watch.

[bunnyz324]

who were those guys in the black and white photo?

i wonder if tim and sharon carmack adopt a child named christopher?

did sharon's previous husband die or divorced?

[Ek0Gaming]

So his legs ooze, literally ooze yellow stuff, but he waits two years for more symptoms to show up before getting help?

[byakumaruZ]

FUCK I LIVE IN SOUTHEAST ASIA!

why the heck does the narrator have to say "It is widespread in Southeast Asia" to comfort Americans!!

Malaysian here btw.

Crap, I hate it when westerners don't hold regards for insignificant people like us ><

[strikebot1]

@byakumaruZ I got back from Thailand yesterday from a holiday- I'm fine, anyway Im English and Im sorry you feel that way! many greetings :)

[mrj0h]

well at least he has huge balls now

[Thorsen99]

@mrj0h good one you made me laugh so hard for moment

[azzert10]

mosquitoes were just victims also :D

[MegaJavaboy]

the word mosquitoe mean ultramate distroyer



[Blazenwave]

Ahhh, nothing like awaking to find your balls swelled up...

[mustin2010]

hahahha thanks dud i live in sweden :D :D

[TheDrummerrBoi]

HOLY SHIT THATS WHAT HAPPENS EVE3RY TIME A MOSQUITO BITES??!!? MOTHERFUCK!

[Duskeh11]

@TheDrummerrBoi no normally it just injects a poisony thing that couses the itch and sucks blood. a mosquito will not always have larvae in it's system.

[clubpenguintoycar2]

1:57 LOL LOOK AT HIS FOOT

[softilol]

omg this night i had mosquito in my room :O i am soo dead Lolz

[kTrikx]

we have alot of mosquito's in the philippines and i have been bitten million of times, does it means i have it in me?

[dannyKcam12MX]

@kTrikx IT NEEDs TO BE INFECTED THOUGH

[Smeeeexy]

WHY THEY STILL KEEP THOSE PARASITES.

JUST FKING DESTROY IT  ! D:<

[dannyKcam12MX]

@Smeeeexy how?/ puttting a nuclear bomb in the persons body?

exploding the whole world ?its an infection you have to kill all creatures with the infection just liike resident evil

[strawberrycan1]

Noodles anyone?

[thedude733]

I LIVE IN SINGAPORE!SOUTH EAST ASIA OH SHIT!

[colenicholasg]

MAKE ME STOP WATCHING

[kiettram4869]

I'm scared... I was born in Vietnam...

[dannyKcam12MX]

@kiettram4869 i aint gonna be meeting you for shit lol jk

[McSuperfly101]

This video made me experience a swelling in my scrotum area.

[Nhordmyr]

as a parasite i would feel comfy in this fat man aswell :-)

[Nhordmyr]

oozing out of legs? for 2 years? and you stay at home? wtf lazy bummer

[bulmer69JR]

A FUCKING MISQUITO WAS ON ME FOR LIKE 6 SECONDS THEN I REALIZED SHIT OMFFGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zaraguth]

@bulmer69JR NO DUDE, CALM DOWN, U CAN BE 'THE THING' FROM FANTASTIC 4!!!

[xXDivineXxSfxxX]

@zaraguth HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. HE WONT HAVE EARS

[zaraguth]

@xXDivineXxSfxxX

just adds on to the awesomeness...DAMN RIIIIIIGHHHTTTT

[oODarkResistanceOo]

@bulmer69JR 60 years from now, your balls will grow to epic proportions...

[mustymetal2]

CLICK THE RED X!!!

[ThomasThomi14]

Thats it. If almost every of these things is in africa i AM NOT GOING THERE

[HakuaHerminium]

i swear! from now on i'll kill any mosquito I see > ~ <

[MrEseGuey85]

damn that parasite it killed the baby at 0:17!!!!! >[

[nickkingcool]

scrotum

[KrazyKittyPawz]

I dont think I should go to Asia,

Everything wants to kill you there

[kly45]

@KrazyKittyPawz Are you kidding? He said his scrotum swelled up! I bet he was hung like a donkey!

[MegaFrostwolf]

fuck you mosquitos

[mikejoemarrs]

Yellow liquid.. then you wait two years, TWO YEARS what the hell!

[iZerkLmfao]

Yellow linquid..? what, the fanta I spilled on your leg yesterday?

[MultiSoundbox]

mosquito is always the parasite problem (most of the time)

[200ike]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

[bmoresolar]

@darthelghastN7

Nope...man is.

[carinyuso]

the most common in all of this video is that, it doesnt tell us weather or not the patient got cured.

[psp785]

OMG

[theacalke]

at 0:16 i was like muuuuuuum aaaaah dead baby :( :L

[Downsilzer]

How come these videos never tell what happens to the person who has the parasite?! ANGER!

[bam10333333]

@Downsilzer This is like the "trial version or demo" watch the episodes on animal planet.



[adder450]

@bam10333333 But what if you can't watch animal planet in your country?! >:(

[bam10333333]

@adder450 Dang then you won't be able to watch the whole episodes.

[Gumpa2]

@Downsilzer its just like a ad for the show....

[BlazingZombies]

@Downsilzer they want you to watch the show on Discovery.......ANGER!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[TOTOWACKEEZ]

@Downsilzer Cause this is more like a trailer, you can watch it though. :))

[12megmee18]

it's funny how like , 3 quarters of these videos are about mosquitoes ..

fucking mosquitoes .

[bunkindatrunk]

elephantiasis you say...as in a transformation into an elephant...who the fuck WOULDN'T want this?!?!?!?!

[12megmee18]

@bunkindatrunk LOOOLL

[arvelos76]

Im going to populate my dick with mosquitos...

[gerry7man555]

@arvelos76 lol the DICK INFECTION



[daphill]

WTF what disease DOESNT the mosquito carry DEATH TO ALL BUGS!!!

[ianwilliams12]

Did anyone else notice that the doctor was left handed.......

[Anonymous124578]

things like this, make me thankful i live in the UK :D

[gwk326]

thumbs up if u scratched ur balls

[thisisapass]

1:30 you can hear rock and roll in the background

[CrazyKingXD]

elephantitis=a man and elepahant getting it on

[DoNotButcherMyName]

@CrazyKingXD I hope you get it now...

[kk7813]

so if i get this MY BALLS SWELL????????????????????? glad it takes 40 years ill be dead by then

[Fluffyyy2]

@kk7813 It's more like unoticable until 40 years :S you might wake up with giant elephant feet

[TheGreatCoNBoB]

Well...im of to PORN

[godz67]

OH SHIT THEY SAID WHENEVER A MOSQUITO BITES YOU TINY LARVAE GOES INTO THE FEET AND HAVE SEX AND GROWS INTO WORMS!! SHIT

[AmberMacnair]

Oh so this is why we get 10000000 shots before we go to Asia.

[HeartsInMyMind]

I live in Nunavut we have hardly very scary parasites and no bot flies woot! but i know soon that global warming will bring some scary strange creatures here D:

[hmongboy9161]

THE BLACK DUDE IS GONNA TURN INTO HULK!!

[TreesAndRandoms]

"severe swelling... around my scrotum area" ... Well that's awkward.

[MH40496]

oh shit!! i think i have them too since i have my holidays in thialand!

FUCK U PARASITES!!!!

[xUltimateDream]

this creeps me out, I remember getting bitten by mosquito..dang it D/:

[Pwner8441]

0:17 ... WTF?

[ResqOner]

@Pwner8441 I know! that was creepy as fuck!

[D413373R]

@Pwner8441 LOL doll murder XD

[200ike]

@Pwner8441 LOL

[ftragedie]

i' going to buy a sh*tload of bats

RIGHT NOW

[iovnzu]

i'm so glad i live in a place where that kinda things are usually not found...

[banditfandit]

wait he waited 2 years after he saw his legs oozing yellow juice? is it just an everyday thing when you wake up see your legs oozing yellow stuff??

[ItsMadeleineWeeves]

0:16 wtf a doll baby on the ground...

[PureHayabusa]

why is it that fucked up shit are in fucked up countries.. raise your fucking standards and why does all that fucked up shit have to be transmitted by a mosquito

[MapleFreAkE]

Anyone else been bitten by a mosquito and now your scared?

[3xtr3m3r4ng3er]

omfg.... why do I keep on watching these videos..... *clicks on another*

[SpeedyAvatar]

Anyone watched Higurashi? My neck started icthing...

[4perture5cience]

@SpeedyAvatar Cicadas in the background... sitting in a van in a trash heap... maggots crawling under your skin... you must... get them out... must... scratch....

[Blueatillalonny]

God damn, I was reading these comments and 20 seconds later a mosquito flies in front of my laptop. I almost smashed my laptop screen trying to swat it away.

[kotteb]

everytie i see a mosquito i kill it.. if i se more than 1 i run screamign liek al lil girl, get a stick on fire and fkuing smash and burn every fkign mosquity htere, then i take a leafblowr... and makeit shoot poisionus gass(for mosquitos ofc) and kill everyone fo them aroudn my house.... .UGHH!!!:............ but i odnt think thiss disease(parasite) even exist in sweden......

[WestcoastMusicals]

@kotteb I'm so happy i have 2 bug zappers,venus fly trap plants,and dragonflies at my home,all harmful insects must die,must be wiped out of existence.

[kotteb]

@WestcoastMusicals Nice :D, BTW what does dragonflies do? O_o... they kill other insects??

[Joeykm1972]

@WestcoastMusicals Doesn't forget those poisonous spiders like Black Widows, Brown Recluse eating up all those harmful insects, too.

[IceBox1337net]

@kotteb Are you a grammar teacher?

[Heklep]

@IceBox1337net He's from Sweden... So am I

[wdermid]

@kotteb This comment was like trying to decipher the Da Vinci's code.

[d3str0i3r]

@kotteb this might not help, parasites and diseases transferred by mosquitoes could evolve to be transferred by other creatures, would it be wonderful if your dog's slobber started to spread this stuff? don't give it a reason to switch to a different vehicle, especially since they've genetically engineered a new breed of mosquitoes that naturally produces a cure for some of these diseases

[AaronDude77]

@kotteb That's only in africa, I swear, I'm a mosquito magnet, i just want to stay away from there, I am a comeplete mosquito magnet.

[TheLastSpark]

@kotteb Can you hear that? Thats the English Language screaming.

[dannyKcam12MX]

@kotteb screw that shit lol TAKE OUT SHOTGUN go boom boom boom BITCHEs

turns out you killed only one mosquito and 9 people

[lazlochuck]

@kotteb DUDE GET UR ENGRRISSHH RIGHT

[MarkLKJ]

fuck you mosquito, ill crush your soul

[henryz0r]

my uncle has this on his feet. and he can't walk properly. =/

that's why you always take needles and protect yourself before going to asia !

[ultamateidiot]

@henryz0r i doubt needles will help by themselves, more like vaccines and other disease prevention methods

[ScarlettTheKitteh]

oh my god, i am keeping away from worms and mosquitoes.

[Newby27]

ive got such a severe swelling around my scrotum area right now!!!

[Wuvox]

@Newby27 Could it be a boner?

[Lhipz667]

The story starts..and you see a baby doll with its head in the mud...amazing.

[furstenfeldbruck]

nothing fucks with my ball sack!

[HITMAN0300]

@furstenfeldbruck including women

[TheSilverButtons]

Wait, Wait, Wait ...Your legs were oozing yellow liquid, and you waited 2 YEARS to get it checked out?

[Alienzonlee]

Swollen around the SCROTUM? damn.. that sucks ass... :/

[42coin]

Mosquitoes fuck up more creatures than they do feed creatures

[MultiAllycat101]

a doll!!! 0:18

[TheLiivahiir]

@ 0:20 I was just eating banana yoghurt O_O

[haydzoO]

Thats it, Whipe out the mosquitos! all they do is give parasites and make us itch bad!. This has gone on too long!

[TheLiivahiir]

@haydzoO actually birds depend very much on mosquitoes because they eat them. thus if the there weren't any mosquitoes, there wouldn't be much birds and then many other species of animals that depend on birds will go extinct etc... eventually if there wouldn't be any mosquitoes then most humans would most likely die :)

[nurulshimazamli]

@TheLiivahiir bird only eat mosquito?? O___O

[TheLiivahiir]

@nurulshimazamli no but some or all species eat enough mosquitoes that if you take mosquitoes away something will mess up :)

[MsTeenaDas]

@TheLiivahiir whoa, whoa, whoa, after saying that the human race wud most likely die in that senario, u put a smiley face???

[TheLiivahiir]

@MsTeenaDas it was a joke....sorta...

[MsTeenaDas]

@TheLiivahiir oh, well in that case, srry

[s2kxxspeed]

Right after this i watched "elephant wanking". BlueXephos rocks.

[Squidcam]

i had that swelling around my scrotom too.

the doctor sayed something about erections?

[imdoinyourmomforgood]

wtf. i live in south east asia

[BlueEyesFTW1]

if you wanted to scream why didnt you?

[Y2JRocks3]

wait wait did he say the male worms mate.......thats gotta be uncomfortable

[thenator1000]

his scrotum?

[KKANGPAE]

I sure as hell will not miss mosquitoes if they suddenly went extinct.

[TheMscrosby87]

Oh damn.... I was supposed to go to Vietnam this summer D: I DONT WANT A PARASITEE!!!!

[Cyconsy]

@TheMscrosby87 Vietnam is my home country. I moved to the U.S and then went back there 2 times. I watched this video, and now, I don't wanna go back but I have to! I'm gonna make sure I bring long sleeves and pants! Don't wanna get infected from a parasite in my country!!! >_<

[RoseberryCandy]

The doll at the beginning creeped me out enough...

But I then spend another hour watching these gruesome videos....

[sazquach]

@RoseberryCandy I actually liked the doll. It reminded me of my childhood. I had worms then too.

[Lolman216]

the doll lying face down at the start was just crteepy for some rewason

[ZyzzyTube]

Okay, so when his legs spontaneously sweat yellow pus, he isn't diagnosed with anything, but when his scrotum is being threatened, action must be taken!

[lian16ju]

I see the worm on 1:56 -12:00 in the bubble on the right feet