I showed my tits on Chatroulette! - Ask The John

[blackcinnamon]

I'd prefer my guy watch porn with me rather than when I'm not there and deleting his history. Guess what he does though? The second one. I've found other ways to see he's still watching it. I actually wouldn't mind that he did watch if he would STOP hiding it!

[bouncer71cp]

Love the shirt !!!

[thegardener007]

I got back together with a girl who'd cheated on me after I'd cheated on her. We had two children together the second time around. But in the background of the relationship was always the element of unspoken distrust on both sides. It eventually eroded and now our kids have to put up with two parents who pretend to get along. If either party is looking for sex outside of the relationship the first time you are together. You want to make sure it's all complete before trying again.

[SUBZERO12390]

Searching for Yu Darvish brought me here..

[SOSImAwesome]

awww...i wish i knew the 15 year old...I think me wanting to is ok cos Im 13...so...yeah

[steve15729]

that chick at the end looked so wasted

[Sistik123]

love his shirt

[michellenn93]

I watch porn with my "buddy"! Its fun and keeps things very interesting. ;)

[iliketwinkie]

Honesty the 15 year old is just a dumb confused slut, there are better things to do then showing tits in chat roulette, she can get in deep shit for showing tits since she underage. BTW you know whats the worst part? you end up jerking off to that and have no idea that shes 15, next thing you know YOUR A PEDDHO LOL.

[AviciHell]

Skyy, where did you get that pic and can I have the link?

SOMEONE FIND THE LINK!

[omdway]

"I ain't no goddamn missionary!!!! I'm trying to bang."

LMFAO

[Uatemydoodle]

HAUNT YOU? LOL!

1- If your lookign for a job and the boss says no because of that image... the police will visit him for child pornography.

2- Your a fucking slut.

[rhinol013]

WHO IS THE HOT GAL ON THE THUMBNAIL!?!?!?!?!?

[00D00]

5:10 Come back to haunt you?! How bout the hundreds of other ppl that now have child pornography on their computers now? You poor victim...

[KaiserFlamberge]

Doooopeeeee

[XxDecimatexX]

01:30 onwards

[nativegangstadogtv]

I'm 13 just to start but why is it that any time I go on chat roulette I never see any tits XD

[allaughs]

@nativegangstadogtv your 13 lol

[iliketwinkie]

@nativegangstadogtv There are better thing to do then going on chat roulette, your only 13.

[LukePTBA]

@nativegangstadogtv try pornhub, and gtfo, a 13 year old shouldnt be on chatroulette

[Icarnkthat]

1:52 The face skyy makes when he's going down

[ahhhh01]

maybe she is testing him???

[mrghandizzle]

google chrome... Crtrl+shift+N

mozilla firefox... Ctrl+shift+P

just saying, no history it never happened.....

[aymanabdelal]

@mrghandizzle

[JRomeoC]

@mrghandizzle haha lol good one Crtrl+shift+N all the way

[RealityHurts923]

"Atheist don't shut shut the fuck up", Damn thats shit so true. Beliefs or non beliefs aside Atheist need to chill the fuck out

[lilobbe]

haha fuck dat shit man !

[israbiu]

If your game is on A you can smash any girl no matter what her religion, I know this die hard Christian girl who was engaged at the time and she's like 25 and she went to my homebois house who was 16 at the time and wanted him to eat her out, she dropped her panties for him was butt naked and everything, she has a body but her face isn't all that, I feel sorry for her husband, that nigga is definitely getting cheated on

[omoye0817]

yo honestly i would try if i have strong feelings for her...but i doubt it would last...whats a relationship without trust....lol yep its type pointless...lol Unless its a booty call :D

[TheElite9999]

Fuck dat shit mon lol

[thatdude701]

dude i have that pic in the thumbnail did you get it from obsexxed cause that where i got my at

[torofighter]

Lol the strawberry shortcake with the lips wide open :D

[chaos1man]

Incognito window = man's best friend

[allaughs]

@chaos1man so true lol

[DreadfulControversy]

I wish I could've saw some tits on ChatRoulette.

[McMark1245]

You are the funniest person on youtube!

[magicsuperman13]

I believe the term I'm looking for is: FUCK NO!

[dogfight156]

3:00 science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings

[MrRamkumar90]

hai i am a DON

[KrikeBike]

You want my response sir? How about the eagles are going to get a canned opened up on them tomorrow, go 'boys!

[justthebestgolfer]

@PiggyMooMoo124 I dont know..lol.Maybe Im wrong cause Im not that religious&my parents arent as well..lol.U better talk2SKYY about the subject.Just giving my advice.I dont know how ur relationship with ur parents is so maybe my suggestion is wrong if ur arent close.U could talk2ur frds about the subject&also ur family1st.But dont say its ur brother&just mention that its ur frd,so Ucan C their reaction.Ushould ask Ellen Degenerous or some1thats Gay on how they told their parents=)

[justthebestgolfer]

@PiggyMooMoo124 On the2nd question about ur gay brother,I dont think Ushould tell ur parents just yet cause like U said ur parents R religious&its probably goin be hard on them.Maybe Ushould bring up the subject,but dont say that its ur brother.Just say its1of ur best frds in school.Just ask ur parents if they had a problem with U being frds with aGay person.Ask ur parents on their opinions about ur gay frd&ask them what they thought if they were his/her parents

[justthebestgolfer]

@PiggyMooMoo124 Maybe he just likes oral&thats his fetish..lol.Dont know only trying2help:)

[Feric07]

You the man Sky you the man.

[sub4lyfe]

cath-a-lick my balls

[GrandpaOfJesus]

lol, "WALK WIT MAH TITS" in the sidebar.

[krzybosnian]

11 ppl didnt see "her" tits

[OverDosed018]

Hey, 15 is legal here, give me her name you bastard.. :D

[7nick4life7]

why would i do that? it's not like the old poon got any new features added to it..

[PlatinumBD]

I'd date someone who cheated on me in the past. ;)

Anytime I fucked the cheater I'd hogtie the guy she cheated on me with to a chair and make him watch. Show that fucker how it's done, naa'mean?!!

[Twilight444]

So glad you answered that question. I'm a 14-year-old girl who got involved with the same type of stuff on Omegle :/.

[cejason]

what that, if someone i was dating was cheating on me, i would slap that bitch around, then leave her, also just for fun, i would put lemon juice in her underware, and sugar, give her a real bad infection >:) because im a nasty fucker xD

[ioripl]

Yeah, I would, if I was insane. Think of the shit the guy she banged while cheating on you could have!

[NobleKoan]

Fuck that. I ain't dating no swag that cheated on me. I consider those bitches walking VD banks that got all the make your dick burn when you pee diseases imaginable.

[roninblax]

HCG,Clomid, abstain from sex for 2 weeks,celery, lecithin, pineapple, and 32 oz of water per day.

Then backdoor, ATM, rusty trumbone, and top it all off with a massive facial and a phone camera. Make sure you have her daddies cell number. That's how you do a cheated.

[AznVi3tBoi]

holy fuck that question of the day the guy was angry as fuck LOL!

[ohenriquecimento]

awesome ATJ sky!

[bluntactioncop]

If I'm dating someone who cheated on me in the past it just simply means: VENGANCE!

[timoback3000]

Depends on how she looks and who she cheated with

[NTtheLion]

I can't stand pussy whipped dudes...

Can't watch porn?

Fag...

[rynoman18]

Skyy, close your legs please! :-)

[t3d3o3]

@ JustBlaze1126 brace yourself because you're about to have your eyes opened. Most people on YouTube do a lot of seperate scenes and just chunck them all together to form a complete video. Unless you were just trying to be funny and that was a rhetorical question. Phil-yup. RWJ-yup. If you really thought they were really that good at speaking so fluidly-LOL.

[JustBlaze1126]

Sky why is the fish food moving in the back of your videos all the time? You gotta explain that.

[TheMazaxist]

@JustBlaze1126 totally random... but i would GUESS he FEEDs the fish.... lol

[datboy30thaking]

if another skyyjohn gets flagged and that jennamarbles thing doesn't then its pure bullahit

[thatdude701]

Dude skyy i think that this was the best ATJ in quiet some time GREAT job keeping doing more like this many funny parts

[integrafreak1]

skyy why is your belt unbuckled ?!!

[hklausen]

Honestty! Who cares about your penis? For as far as I concern you can be without penis, I dont fu...ing care. Eurunuke ;)

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

Yeah would be fine because, i would to get some and keep her on the side. And if she complains i would say "SHUT UP BITCH YOU DID THE SAME" !

Because i'm one of the dirtiest Bastards Known To Man !

[kingdamification]

fuck that shit

[blingblang1234]

politics, religion, family values. The surest way to destroy any conversation.

[Professsor]

Question 2. Google Chrome has a incognito feature. Problem solved.

[theuglymutt]

too tight... WTF!

[techbbq]

Lol poor athiest dude. My gf and I are Catholics and we bang bang often.

[iamRhythmalism]

@techbbq hahaha thats wsup

[locustkllr]

Not Happening. Cheaters never change. Still in love with them? thats fine. Love is an emotion, not something that you have to base your actions on. if youre with someone else, get those Ex's the FUCK outta your life. if you are over them and available, and the sex was good../shrug Hit THAT again. but dont get involved. adios!

[SikWitThiz]

Yo was that Lacy dude that asked the question really Eric Snow that played for the Sixers lol?

[hklausen]

By the way. I'm not interessed in your 20 videos is pupping up when I open my U Tube.

Thanks. Marry Chrismas, friend

[hklausen]

Hi friend! Are obsesed by girls for men for money? You talk to much :-)

[eagerbeaver53]

i did just to see if it would get anywhere it lasted maybe two months before i got annoyed of the bullshittery

[DurrtyTBH]

BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE THIS! 1:52 I cant stop laughing

[rayne182]

the shirt makes him look like he has titts ..

[a97orb]

cheters fuck that! my hotdog wants MORE THEN ONE !

[6WildThing6]

Fuck no I wouldn't date someone like that, my ex cheated on me, I thought about it for a while, and then I told her I couldn't stay with her, 2 weeks later, she was bangin' the dude she cheated on me with.

Fuck that shit.

[2142ordbok]

the first question have happend to me ;)

[Curtains1337]

anyone else lmao when he said HUGE PPEEENIS

[TheatreOBlackRomance]

that god girl is fucking weird dude, jesus man.

Fucking christians, love god more then the guy, gtfo.

[Signingupsucksballss]

Only if she offers some poon as compensation for cheating!

[SuperSaiyanAD]

Fuck that! wudnt ever go back to them,

[BlizzZX]

as a dude who has tried to bang two girls who were super religious...DON'T WASTE YOUR FUCKING TIME...right before you put it in..they'll make up some excuse that God just told them that their evil if they do it..so fuck it just move on

[gilesy411]

Really need Sky's Shirt!!!!!!!!

[septemberlurb]

I miss Sky's story telling sessions!!!

[winkywey]

skyy, the bastard, the girl who asked him this question showed him a naked pics while there is nothing about it. skyy kept her pics or webcamed with her. we can only see the cover pic.

[BigShotLDN]

DTB

[soti68]

nice outro

[TheStabalise]

Do you really sound like that :p?

[brutsi]

That QOTD was short and sweet, more like those.

[Kantum100]

1:54...epic!

[101nick10]

yo these QOTD people scare me lol

[LaochWins]

1. 15 year old girls are stupid. That's who so much shit is illegal.

2. HBQ3000, where's this pic at my nigga?

[pmonbob]

great show sky

[123bathinapes]

Guilt her into having an open relationship, and slowly turn her into just a fuckbuddy. Bitch just saying a couple words doesn't make up for the fact you had sex with someone else while I was being faithful to you. You gave into the urge, it's only fair that I get to do the same.

[satanshollowd]

No fucking way unless I was going to cheat on her just to piss her off

[Colopwnius]

John is actually feeding his fish :O

[TheEd0206]

Mother fucker, that is Broadwalk Empire in the end credits

[91exile]

whats up guys

[jctrock]

Skyy, I am loving your outro! Great episode.

[AHEADSES]

Tell a lie

Have make-up sex

Dump her via Facebook

That's the way to go with cheaters

[dreamingofdrusilla]

Skyy, just so you know, having a lot of sex makes girls tighter, not looser.

[whoopdeedoodude]

Yeah I like these longer, less frequent ones.

[davidpawnit]

throw that christian moron away....

[eggroll9000]

A 15-year old is not a child, so you can't call it CP either lol

Kiddie porn = stuff that pedophiles get off to = stuff with kids who haven't hit puberty yet... Not hot 15-year old jailbaits who look like adults anyway :P

[acecombat4506]

Dang,15 and she's showing her tits on the web?

She done fucked up..

[jwil2511]

Sky, I saw you in a ESPN commercial!!! Talk about it! Thumbs up so he can see this.

[maximusg88]

@jwil2511 where did u find that shit?

[jwil2511]

@maximusg88 I saw it while watching ESPN. It was ESPN app. It was multiple clips of people watching espn on their phones. And, Sky was in the bathroom shaving in a shirt and boxers watching his phone, then he starts to get excited because his team scores.

[sliyverinthesky]

sky there are new traveling books where are you going this time

[horstizzle]

(anonymous) is a fat whore holllaaaa!!

[jigglybacon]

if shes still tight ill take her back....

[dreamingofdrusilla]

@jigglybacon It's a misconception that sleeping around makes girls loose. Girls who have a lot of sex actually get tighter, because they are working out their vaginal muscles more. It's having children that makes girls loose.

[JHKH4]

Bitch cheats on me I find a way to fuck her sister:D

[iceyangstapimp]

R u mexican sky? U always greet n say good bye in spanish

[wiziek]

lol black questions od the day again

[SionTheProdigy]

Dealt with that, broke up with who cheated on me, what i do in return is fuck all their female friends or most of them at least. let them find out their own that yeah...paybacks a bitch and im glad im not on her badside...but shes got a nice ass too..

[BunnyDollAlix]

Skyy uses 'EVERYONE' way too often "EVERYONE has nude pics" "EVERYONE has a sex tape" LOL really? XD

[DonZeeLee]

Take 'em back and cheat on their ass

[ruumpleteaser]

Once a cheater always a cheater. However do get some one last time before you spring the news.

[thatblackdamon]

epic outro sky. that sand and waves was classy

[CRAZYGUNZ1]

Did anyone notice the change in the background at 5:49?

[bungie319]

@CRAZYGUNZ1 he fed his fish lol

[KeeperoftheReaver]

I believe in second chances, but I couldn't bring myself to date my ex, who cheated on me. There's no trust there and it's the same for all cheaters. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

My experience with bitches who cheat teach me I ain't forgiving that shit ever again.

[cubicleBOB]

doesn't respond cuz it looks like this

lol

[kinito1]

5:47 he takes a break to feed the fish in the background!

[ihavenousernamelol2]

zero tolerance for cheaters!!! otherwise they'll do it again

[cfhfhbg]

date a girl who Cheated on me in the past?

I kicked her ass to the curb for a reason...

SHE AINT WANTED BACK BITCH !!!

[TMliz]

@cfhfhbg dang, lol, who hurt you?

[jrwinekone]

YOU SHOWED YOUR BOOBS?! LOL!

[ihavenousernamelol2]

1:58

[MrHav1k]

I'm not gonna go this long without getting any to mess with a cheating slut! FUCK THAT SHIT!

[rob45645]

How weird.... in my country the religious girls are the horniest kind of slut... must be a region phenomenon or something...

[flamydust]

yo the new ending is mad tight

[TheBahram203]

skyyjohn is one of the funniest bastards ive ever seen !!

[MrHav1k]

What girl starts a conversation about penis size?

I'd love to find those chicks! It would make my job much easier!

[SocaTrain]

lol@letting a woman force you into doing/not doing something..and worse you barely see her? smh.

[cmithril]

Skyy Can U Plz Subtitle The Comment Questions. I'm Pretty Sure I'm Not The Only One Having Hard Time Figuring Out What They're Saying :)

[IllIXR]

1 chance and 1 chance only, she can go and sleep on the street for all I care.

[jerrylittlemars]

I loved this one Skyy! It wasn't too short, or too long either :)

[rohanslick]

Date? as in waste my money investing in a bad investment...again!? there's no room in a relationship for two dumbasses, so i'll graciously take my leave, thanks

[cWeeks1992]

Great episode skyy, but i think 7:40 is pushing it. i lose interest after the 4th story :\

[Smasho8000]

An Ask the John once a week but with 4 questions in it.....I can live with that.

[Istudynak1d]

bitches will be bitches until they take an arrow to the knee. 

[danimaldk1]

Hate how girls are able to talk about a guys parts without being a pervert but when guys do it they make us feel like a sec offender lol.

[RonaldinhoPopper]

I fucking laughed my ass off at 1:52

[Some1Had2SayIt1]

FUCKING LOVE THE STYLE OF THESE VIDS

[nls8520]

To answer the qotd, I would personally not date a chick who cheated, once a cheat always a cheat. I would bang her though.

[MusicalEutopia]

The worst is when the strawberry short cake echoes.

[rinodeluxe713]

If a girl cares about the size of your dick she's a whore.

[igotabigEGO81055]

@rinodeluxe713 or she's been watchin too much porn and talking to girls who are whores. girls like that also think they are the most mature people in the world too

[Smasho8000]

@rinodeluxe713 I heard that!

[eggroll9000]

@rinodeluxe713 Then what is a guy who wants to bang girls with tight vaginas? Stop being hypocritical guys...