If The Other Party Wins

[ConwHMB]

Lol, and that's why I hate both parties, and all the third parties too

[Manhi40]

HER TUE MORE STEJES HER TUE MORE STEJES!!!!!!!

[1kn0wl33tsp34k]

2:02

The Asian kid would pass the test test.

[2OGLOC2]

WHY THE HELL ARENT WE ALL WATCHIN PORN AND SMOKING WEED?!!!!??? 

[Azated2]

2:10

AK-47 has no clip. What kind of draft officer carries a gun with no ammo? 

[GdoubleWB]

@Azated2 There's no money in the budget for ammo.

[mattm12124]

@Azated2 IT'S NOT A "CLIP" IT'S A MAGAZINE!!!111

[thejacobandjason]

That's why I'm a libertarian.

[derpitydept]

@thejacobandjason

Ron Paul! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Rikezify]

1:32 wal martia

[xujploxjux]

I kinda like version #1...

[AleksisMichael]

should get tehse paoeple to act for a film/series lols

[AleksisMichael]

for such a bizare webseries its actualy produced prety well... i sorta liked the 5 parents and hte box turtle part

i mean im not sure how the turtle felt but 5 parents is a interesting idea :D

[EpicAglet]

If they keep trying stuff like SOPA I'm afraid the last part will happen anyway.

[peaceloveemma2018]

That's racisit

[TheSquiggleface]

@peaceloveemma2018 That's a bad spelling of racist, it also isn't racist

[reinoud95]

3:17 BOOBGRAB

[Astevement]

Hahahaha

[indigodragon78]

Remember people our forefathers fought for the right to speak our opinions and then be brutally criticized for doing so.

[3141592654369]

what about if vermin supreme wins?............ o_O

[thefamouscommenter]

Are you going to make another one of these?

[SuperCocoaButter16]

I lol'd

[freestyle31599]

I like McCains way go america!

[T662W379C]

@thedadam1 You spelled patriotism wrong.

[thedadam1]

@T662W379C thank you spell check

[MultiMatinek]

I pick Obama for karma options... Wait! Dammit too late.

[mcbobery1234]

hahaahahaha ah. :)

[Leigon93]

these are both stupid

[AlGarsChannel5]

r they wearing bulletproof??? lmao

[techfighterminal]

that's why I'm an independent.

[thedadam1]

wait whats wrong with the republican ending? I pray for the day that those dam beaners hit an electric fense, and patrism is a good thing... for us

[tondawg1231]

@thedadam1:

There's no way you're being serious right?

[thedadam1]

@tondawg1231 are being serious right now?

[thefamouscommenter]

@thedadam1 you're trolling...right? Why is n obody saying right

[thedadam1]

@thefamouscommenter right....

[Minatoleekrinaze]

So....The Democrats imagined.... The South? <:P

[SuperZac8]

This is fucking funny, I'm a Conservative but I ain't gonna lie- the Right spreads just as much crap as the Left. This video sums it up excellently.

[Mageblade66]

what the...............

[Zephyr93001]

id rather have the democrats win, I can get used to " Finish your joint "

[AandEproducts]

ITS ALL WHAT HAPPENED LOL!!!!!!

[TheRedfire555]

Based on these, i'd rather have McCain win. :/

[KatieBluntly]

That little girl is so cute

[giovani412342]

Sooooo..... I should be president!!

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

I wont obama to win now. FREE JOINTS

[sonicblade12345]

Based on those two extremes, I'm going with the democrats.

[Zakhursh]

@sonicblade12345 republicans are elefants since there obese

[WolfN931]

Know y the democrat symbol is donkey cause there all asses

[BlackFrostFire101]

Raptor Jesus is our savior and Salvation shall only come through our Raptor Lord!

DAMN THESE PAGAN BASTARDS!

[mikedamat]

I honestly think some people do believe Jesus wrote the Constitution.

[harrisonconstantinou]

what with the air conditioner lol

[mokshalovely]

@harrisonconstantinou global warming and energy, I think^^

[havasm]

@harrisonconstantinou its supposed to reference global warming. because democrats essentially blame republicans for not thinking there is climate change, if mccain had won, our climate wouldve "spiraled out of control"

[thedadam1]

@havasm your comment is a reference to my but. See if you looked into it long enough you would smell like ass

[TheRedfire555]

lol I like this video. Each possibility is what happens if your too conservative or too liberal. :D :/

[phantom125555]

Well Obama won.... WHERE'S MY PORNO-LOVIN' JOINT-SMOKIN' PARENTS??? >:|

[D0vah]

@Airbear12321

[Airbear12321]

no clip in that gun 2:20

[mattm12124]

@Airbear12321 you mean magazine?

[MistaTurdburgerz]

@ 2:35 WTF JUST HAPPENED?

[GermanConquistador08]

ALSO! I take offence to that map of Mexico in the democrat side! We Mexicans DO NOT believe in abortion (although thanks for the tax money for the abortion clinics in Mexico, we took that money and used it to pay for..something I guess) Also, WE dont do drugs. THe drugs just come through our borders to get to the US.

[MrUtopia77]

@GermanConquistador08 Oh, learn to take a joke...

[akallstar5]

I forgot the Civil war enacted by lincoln... but that was necessary and successful for the union's unification.

[Copper389]

And dad married to box turtle. XD

[GermanConquistador08]

Also, the draft was under the democrat Lyndon B. Johnson, Republicans nevered issued the draft during Vietnam. Just saying.

[akallstar5]

@GermanConquistador08 not to mention the fact that the war was essentially JFK's idea. And to all the libs who hated the atom bombs in japan... look no further than democrat truman. Democrats opposed civil rights, republicans were for it. MLK was a repub and his family still is, Woodrow wilson ennacted WW1 as well... the only real war enacted by a republican was the Iraq war by GW senior... lets not forget afghan war thanks to Obama.

[GermanConquistador08]

@akallstar5 Also Libya. Although Theodore Roosevelt was a Republican but James K. Polk (The President during the Mexican-American War) was also a democrat.

[akallstar5]

@GermanConquistador08 would've mentioned libya... but there wasnt really ground conflict or necessarily a war... also the spanish american war was such dominance and success that it would if anything positive... the only Dem to preside over a successful war was FDR... also the korean war was truman as well... Eisenhower in the later years but truman began the war.

[GermanConquistador08]

Either way we're fucked. Sounds about right. Although, the Obama bit was more realistic.

[borecek999]

The worst thing is that what democrats think is actually becomig true. FIGHT AGAINST SOPA!

[harrisonconstantinou]

it should be a private school for the republicans

[OnionTunaSandwich]

i just realized that the gun he's holding in 2:12 doesnt have a clip

[mrPrunes12]

@OnionTunaSandwich Its also plastic

[moleman40000]

@OnionTunaSandwich it shouldent have a clip

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

what does the really little kid say?

[DieRightNowPlease]

@ohmyGAAHitsme

0:27 "I'm not old enough to read."

0:37 "Thank-you Mrs. Lady!"

2:10 "Ow,"

2:23 "My head hurts.."

[redshark618]

American politics... and they call me crazy for believing in the flying spaghetti monster

[narotoking]

What if Cthulhu wins.....

[gigaboy47]

So what if the libertains win?

[eth4n123lawl]

i would pick the 2nd one, id love to be drafted

[Sachems49]

@eth4n123lawl they wouldn't take a retard into the army

[SuburbanScourging]

republicans are assholes.

[JUSTINMCCUETV100]

BOTH SIDES ARE SHIT

[TheBleachtrix]

@JUSTINMCCUETV100 amen to that

[gigaboy47]

I don't get why woould a child have more parents in a democrat society, and why would there be a bathroom test if the republican won. Also i don't understand why canada and mexico would own part of current united states if the democrats won i know it's just a joke but please someone explain.

[Nateh918]

@gigaboy47 clearly you dont follow politics OR understand the concepts of exaggeration to create humor 

[gigaboy47]

@Nateh918 please explain it to me.

[Sp0ilTheFun]

@gigaboy47 It's just the extremes of what each party thinks of each other.

More Parents - comes from Dem support of gay marriage, Reps believe then legalization of polygamy and bestiality would come next.

Bathroom test- Out of control state with dictatorial powers

Canada and Mexico- Immigration and foreign policy

[gigaboy47]

@Sp0ilTheFun so what if the libertains win?

[Sp0ilTheFun]

@gigaboy47 Anarchy

[Chaos7997]

i prefer the mcain but i have to questions...one why is the asian sitting down but the black girl is in the corner...also how do they not have money in the budget for ink but they do for cameras ready to kill if you say mean things about America

[MrHiSTORYBOYS]

@Chaos7997 well they dont have money for ink, as they spent it all on the cameras

[thejacobandjason]

@Chaos7997 because they spend all of our money on national defense

[Sachems49]

@Chaos7997 thats the joke dipshit

[Chaos7997]

@Sachems49 thx i got that asshole

[Chaos7997]

@Sachems49 i got that and also really all you do is cuss people out how sad have fun being an ass

[harrisonconstantinou]

@Chaos7997 becasue republicans are against public education

[Chaos7997]

@harrisonconstantinou what.....i have never noticed that

[thomaserossi]

@harrisonconstantinou - You're so indoctrinated you're actually stupid.

[iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

Still funny

[TheProjectMJ]

What would the State Bathroom Test be like?

[masonm1998]

its still better if obama won if they were realistic

[gigaboy47]

@masonm1998 no Iike the mccain one better.

[KridikJones]

@masonm1998 except for... its not.

[fafielbata]

Wall-martia :P

[tristan9811]

pick up those feet you lil shits

[StrawberryLipgloss13]

Wow, in my world, everybody is forced to finish smoking their joint before they can watch porn. If only it really had worked out that way...

[iscreamthetruth]

Sad thing is, people actually belive this.

[emelerud]

I don't.... god damn it...

[XxCHRISTIANxX2001]

XD

[guntotingmeateater]

Liberal or conservative? Yes.

[ToothpasteCannon]

I love how, either way, the kids end up being sluts.

[EpsilonRanger]

I'll go with Democrat. I wish I could of lived in a family that I could chill out and smoke weed with my cool hippie father. I may be a Liberal, but I don't support Obama, nor any other politician.

[minecraft19wins]

freaking awsome



[TheLBPfan77]

ill just live undergrownd

[albertsneijMD]

this is dynamite

[noobnuggety2011]

I dont know which I like better XD

[prosome12]

Honestly by this logic i still think obama wouldve won

[MultiNikk1]

why is it no matter what the children still have sex?

[nukm4]

Moral of the story? All the candidates are bad. Except Obama, he's just mediocre.

[121Debate]

Funny thing is, it's true.

[MrMadMcMad]

WTF is the world coming to? Kids wearing body armor in schools?! XD

[TheBleachtrix]

@MrMadMcMad AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[michaeldrawdy]

USA Vote Ron Paul USA !!!!!!!!!!!

[redboy2892]

VOTE FOR RON PAUL, THE NEXT HITLER !!!

[RoaminStarcraft]

@redboy2892 ron paul is the new jfk the one who will make America a free country

[battletoads22]

Dictatorship.

[bluevelvetchair]

I prefer Obama ;)

[jazzbuckeye]

Man. CollegeHumor used to have really good videos.

[halo25487]

this is why i vote independent.

[FadelessCandy]

obama ftw

[briguybunda]

Pick up those feet you little shits!

[MegaKillerDeathHippo]

And that's why I live in England!

[Hyarmendilcar]

HA! ITS THE THEME FROM ROMA SURRECTUM!!

[DashOfRainbow]

towards the end, the dad had a whole collection of guns behind him--he could have just shot those damn cameras, smoked a joint, then watched some porn.

[503tink]

the guy who came in for the kids was kinda hot

[bob101579]

i like the second one better USA USA lol

[jjpierren]

fuk the gays ........

[25monek]

the first one was better

[muttley299]

so either a dictatorship or a weak, degenerative shit hole full of potheads

[SilentExile729]

@muttley299 true, but if its the republicans there arent any potheads, or if its democrats thers human-turtle hybrids

[TheAirborne101st]

@muttley299 I rather have the dictatorship

[ArchiveTheMyth]

@muttley299 I think the potheads are better -_-

[UltraCrapLover]

@muttley299 K-k-kill....m-me....

[handsomebrick]

@muttley299 well the actual joke is that neither will happen.

[eviletcetera]

@muttley299 Which is which?

[Chaos7997]

@muttley299 hard to pick isn't it

[Torterra625]

@muttley299 Well, time to move to Canada!

[muttley299]

@Torterra625 don't have to. live in England.

[magicaIpineapple]

@muttley299

rather have the latter

[15725867905]

i like republican country more.

[GforceBK]

Both would suck but I'd prefer the second one. I want to keep my guns!

[PizzaCakeSteak]

-can I watch porno now?

- after you finish your joint!

LOL

[Wafledor]

pause at 1:33 NYC is under water.

[MrFudgeDuck]

I wish I could understand any of this...

[hedonism13]

@MrFudgeDuck

Retarded? Or teenager with an internet connection?

[thesupercomedyhouse]

i liked the first one!

[MrIguna]

i wish i had those parent....LOL

[Shentuu]

If the world is taken by republicans...dont think ill submit to their ways...

[rnedisc]

well screw you guys... im going hoome

[YougotFacepalm]

Why does every representation of extreme conservatives have to have a southern accent? This stereotype is getting a little old now. >.>

[Sachems49]

@YougotFacepalm thats the joke you fucking moron think dipshit republicans are from the inbred south and democrats are from the north

[SpookInherint]

Americans are crazy. Australia could not care less who runs the country, we hate them none-the-less, we'll always love Australia though. The ANZACS are the real bearers of the Australian spirit, not some ginger bitch in a suit.

[superawsomo123]

and that's why I live in Canada

[ElKarlito13]

@superawsomo123 ya but with harper we are going to look like american republicain in a couple years :/

[kingofthebacontreee]

I prefer... the first one.

[HowardH444]

@Bomaboi

I too respect your views, but the problem isif a congress is in complete control with unlimited freedom then nothing will get done (too many different views will clash). If one man is in charge, then a lot more will get done - look how useless parliament is here in Britain (I know others have it worse but... britain is the worst of the best)

[MineMurphydog]

So... its obvious Democrats should win?

[PSYREN123]

the test test classic

[farawayniceguy]

I would rather get guns...

[QuickScopersUnknown]

I have that same jar at home (the one for the wrong answer tax)

[jujulaboo]

Why is everyone saying they'd rather go through the world where McCain won ( to democrats) then to if Obama won (to republicans)?!?! I'd much rather be smoking joints and watching porn then fighting a war and watching all of our recourses fading away....

[40AcreMule]

Both parties want a bigger more controlling government, albeit of different styles, which makes all the arguments between the Dems and the Reps futile gestures. One side wants a capitalist society that wants to continue to be policemen of the world, the other wants a socialist society that invites the world to drop in for a permanent visit. No matter what, the average citizen will have to foot the bill. More and more of us want neither. It's time for a makeover.

[Andrei09able]

If I win[acording to me!]:-School is bullshit let's go smoke some weed kids!

[MikesUltimatum]

Thank you to anyone who gets the box turtle reference. :D

[spam1712]

i like the second variant. jsut like the nazis, but in a good way

[Salien1999]

Mexico taking half of the United States... like that's going to happen soon.

[LOLHICRONO]

@Salien1999 have you seen your demographics lately?

[Salien1999]

@LOLHICRONO Are you kidding? Everyone wants to LEAVE Mexico. Their military force comes from their people and United States has plenty of people to enlist. Not only that, but aren't the two allies?

[superclaydude]

@TheManFromSokoto I know it's a parody! I was just pointing something out.

And nothing wrong with anarchy--the word isn't necessarily synonymous with chaos. It's just not a system of government that could probably work in an urban environment. It has functioned and thrived well in the past, though--Native Americans anyone? They taught the Pilgrims nearly everything the Pilgrims knew about America.