Mr Show - The Audition

[IMADRWILY]

You got the goods.

[hiawatha62]

Tobias, Saul Goodman and Starburns all in one, how perfect.

[Skulldragon999]

Is that Starburns?

[pwfb1]

i wish starburns would tell me i had the goods. or that i could see tobias funke in a play.

[jaydavee]

David Cross has a face that always says "fuck you".

[pulpgarfield]

"Kid, Kid! We've seen enough. You got the goods."

"REALLY?!"

[courtneycortz]

I'm using this for my next audition !!

[smarfling]

The three greatest sketch series of the English-speaking world:

Monty Python (UK)

Kids in the Hall (CAN)

Mr. Show (US)

[xwnordique]

We just call it a sausage.

[EaglesVision2010]

we shant be telling your mother this shant we...

[LabMileyLab]

Can I use this chair?

[RevRexJames]

@LabMileyLab Yes?

[edstone61n]

Your video is a favorite on Paraguay

[Megapakcash]

when an wher was this show on ??!! Hilarious

[Enemynarwhal]

@Megapakcash HBO and the late 90s.

[teak43]

Silent Thunder!

[Boestoe]

Bravo! See, if I gave a performance that good, I'd have my own Alias-type show.

[LatteBoy123]

I wish I could do this in an actual audition.

[RevRexJames]

@LatteBoy123 Don't see what would prevent you from doing.

[LatteBoy123]

@RevRexJames Most casting directors would allow you to do this once or twice before telling you to get on with it. Since the whole thing is predicated on this one joke, it probably wouldn't go over well.

[thecastingroom1]

I could watch this scene over and over again! David Cross is a genius!

It's not so far from the truth either! - check out our clips in The Casting Room!

[fuckestupest]

CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE THE KNOB IS!!!

[soundmoneyfan]

this has scott auckermen writen all over it

[fresapaletosa]

hey its tobias funke auditioning

[ewwyouslore]

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE....sale.

[Metalpaved]

@ewwyouslore hahaha arrested development.

[SaulMeyersz]

this was such a great show..i think i still have all the episodes. somewhere.

[TacoPopCorn]

Oh, Tobias Funke, you'll never get an acting career.

[redlit]

no... ITS MOTHER FUCKEN TOBIAS AND SAUL!!!

[FranklinHenryBluth]

@redlit Arrested Development and Breaking Bad reference FTFW

[kethe]

It's a good play...

[putdownan8dude]

NooooOOOO!!!

[evenstevphen]

It's DINO!

[Husqvarnah01]

STOP FIXIATING ON THIS MAN!

[Taranis501]

"Hm, is that Starburns?"

*scrolls down*

"OMG ITS STARBURNS"

"Hm, I guess so."

[MatterofFactVideo]

I think this might be the best sketch ever written.

[thetimmerjimmer]

All I can think about when watching this is David Cross's acting career on Arrested Development lol

[SeenGod]

let me start again.. can i use this chair??

[theHoTBoXkid]

Dino! My Boss!

[VadaMarchOfficial]

I just about died laughing.

[indifilmsmakenosense]

Holy crap, the guy who made Morel Orel!

[frogskinshoelace]

lmao. i watched this as a preview of the show. Im sold, watching now.

[ilovetortillas]

genius!

[talkisexpensive]

We're having a FIRE sale

[murielmcd]

Turning the tables..not as good as "who's on first" but close. The canned laughter is a looooooser....dump it!

[tegrenath]

@murielmcd I know most people use 'canned laughter' and 'laugh track' when talking about any shows with laughter in the audio, but just in case you didn't know the show is filmed/shown in front of a studio audience. It doesn't make it any better if the laughter annoys you, but IDK, at least you know it's genuine.

[alcxxk2]

well that made me laugh

[putdownan8dude]

Noooo!!!

[reluctable]

Never mind Starburns, I think David Cross from Amelia Earhart: The Final Flight appears in this sketch somewhere.

[chadcoleman808]

Tobias Funke

[asbskywalker]

@chadcoleman808 the worlds first analrapist

[poisongodmachine3]

One of the best sketches ever!

[kondichael]

FIRESALE!

[LeonProfessional85]

holy crap, we have Tobias, Starburns, AND Saul Goodman in one scene?

[trahh]

@LeonProfessional85 i dunno starburns but saul goodman+tobias is pretty fuckin win

[LeonProfessional85]

@trahh Starburns is from Community

[RandomMiggy]

This is not funny

[patto2k]

@RandomMiggy wrong

[Schabziger]

AND SCEEEENE!

[gzussturbo]

@Schabziger  END scene

[eliporf]

@gzussturbo NO!

[scandiumtrioxide]

@gzussturbo naw, that's "and scene." actors/directors say it at the end of scenes all the time. "...aaaand scene." etc.

[MassHero]

Mr. Show was one of the best sketch shows of all time. I'd say only a couple come close to it. One of those is Human Giant, which makes me belly laugh every damn episode.

[brandydeshayzer]

65 people are too stupid to understand and appreciate the sheer brilliance of this sketch. They need to go watch SNL videos.

[tf2whackyengineer]

Tobias finally gets a gig.

[BaronVonGodzilla]

@tf2whackyengineer

lol that's hilarious

[Sk8onURown]

this the 1st episode?

[seamac206]

@Sk8onURown no

[44eelz]

65 SNL fans disliked

[ThatPurpleStuffBros]

I like how they use comedy to make this funny. Classic

[BaronVonGodzilla]

@ThatPurpleStuffBros

lol yeah man it's genius

[nikrama]

STARBURNS!!!

[kate28]

@nikrama Dino Stamatopoulos (Starburns) wrote this yo!

[akaryan18]

@nikrama this sketch is something Dino or "Starburns" did in real life. Which makes this all the better.

[nikrama]

STARBURNS!!!

[jgoth08]

LMFAO ive never seen this show but its awesome..big fan of david cross

[eucaine2]

Honored to be the 2,000th "like" for this video.

I was listening to the DVD commentary for this sketch and apparently someone they knew tried this gag on Lorne Michaels during an actual audition and it did not go over very well. >D

[pbfinawesome]

its a really good play

[MrBz123wee]

funny as poo

[maggiecuda]

how apropos.

[deadvideokid]

You got the goods.

[raybomb01]

I never seen or even heard about Mr. Show till today But This show Mr Show is Fuckin hella Funny!!!! Im about to watch more......

[forcebwitya]

As redundant as this skit is, I still laugh at every "No!!!"

[scholemaster]

hey good to see good ol' Saul from breaking bad

[JIIIAIIIIMIIIIEIIIS]

is that star burns from the show community?

[ThatPurpleStuffBros]

if you like this you might like our videos. please sjekk them out on our channel

[socksgratecheese]

It comes from experience from a real place.

[thesparitan]

I fucking love this show, it formed me as a man.

[TheeWrongBrothers]

@thesparitan @thesparitan ha us too! Check us out-we are Mr show influenced -and subscribe please.

[deereater82663]

starburns?

[RashHunt]

@deereater82663

It's gotta be lol

[breenfantwo]

@deereater82663 Yes, it is.

[400batman]

Tobias Funke, the later years

[hedgehogboy5]

anyone have a transcript of this?

[fixinmytie]

i love his face when he says "REAAAALLLY!!!??"

[TheFabuloFetusFinder]

This was the best show to watch stoned!!!!!

[1Kuzik]

it's Starburns!

[888edward888]

show reminds me of bizzare

[HandsomeDynamite]

Can I use this chair?

[basque5150]

This reminds me of my high school drama days.

[MarilynMonster88]

"Aaaand Sceeeeene!" "Oh! Great!" "NOOOOO!!!"

[drfitnessnow]

@MarilynMonster88 ..."end scene"

[Lateraluz7]

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[kneegrow2727]

Is that starburns?

[JJGIANT3]

"yes! it's a good play!"

[jerzy862]

damn i wish i watched this growing up, (born in 91)

[richrardosx]

i can't image anyone not liking this. this is like abbott and costello's who's on first funny, as it keeps going on it just keeps getting better. maybe i'm just drunk right now, but i'm loving it

[mbauck1]

Check out nbtvtoday, two canadian Tim and Eric type dudes.

[jackonemillion]

Can I use this MOTHER EFFING chair??????

[soundcheck127]

Considering using this

[bulldogofwar]

American humour is shite

[Christianitylol]

@bulldogofwar agreed. although I'm a huge fan of david cross, I consider this one of more inferior works. It relies too much on repetition and gets old VERY quickly.

[maddymud]

@Christianitylol ???? are you kidding me? it relies on repetition because COMEDY relies on repetition and rhythm. The repetition in this is like the chorus to a song, bringing you back to the familar. Not to mention, the repetition builds the tension each time to what new way the producers are going to ruin his reading. Who's on First, maybe the most famous sketch ever. Gee, no repetition in that ...

[thecompton01]

@Christianitylol You would be a hilarious straight man for this skit

[AttackMyAss]

Got old around 1:30..

[Tr1ploid]

It's a fire sale, not a real fire.

[nickster181]

my friend is using this monologue to try out for our high school play...press like if you think he'll get in

[bazoombomb]

@nickster181 haha thanks nick

[nickleus1977]

lmao!

[DJROBEATS]

DAVID CROSS IS A COMIC GENIUS

[dograbbitbeaver]

i was referred to this from armstrong and miller (actual comedy) and i am thoroughly disappointed. americans should stick to their humour and brits should stay with theirs

[duhhg80]

@dograbbitbeaver god shut up!

[Joe22c]

I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a different kind of cop. I'm from the streets, and I'm the laaaaaaaaaaaaast cop you'll ever want to mess with in an en-darkened alley

[mekm17]

Is that Starburns?!?!

[duhhg80]

@mekm17 yes

[bx3thrice]

Lance Krall copied this prank but did it with a real person and not just a skit. just type in "lance krall longest prank ever"

[skinheadcurbstomp]

and sceeeene....NO!!!

[depalma24]

Anyone who has ever been on an audition, should have a special affinity for this skit. Thie first two minutes of most auditions begin with "can I use this chair?" or "can I stand up," instead" or "can I sit?." Hehe. Not that one won't or can't find this funny if one's never auditioned. Just sayin'

[dergeier117]

There's a slim chance that might actually work.

[YourLordVicious]

54 people couldn't navigate a mouse one handed.

[wwwdotyourmomdotcom]

This is fucking great...

[Shaqstheman000]

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. ...

[the6anti6christ6]

i should do this if i ever audition for something

[Aphasia17]

nobody gives a shit if you dont think its funny, now fuck off.

[Davio88]

hahaha thats hilarious

[Dissilience]

not feelin it

[Imontheinternet111]

i like all the people involved, they are funny.. but this skit sucks ass. I mean it's really bad.

[Noromongrel]

NOOOO!!!!

[zachcow]

this show brings back fond memories of me and my buddy getting high. like chickens.... delicious chickens.

[Canadianwayne]

@zachcow delicious high chickens



[SiriusMined]

This one is great. It reminds me also of an SNL sketch where Rob Schneider was playing a "streetcorner musician" who was begging for money, but castigated the listeners for giving money. This sketch is better, but that one was cool too.

[houou100]

I've seen this sketch 4 years ago (around the time it was uploaded here) and again today and it's still brilliant and hilarious.

So I started searching for Mr Show sketches, and found out that... none of them are more than chuckle-worthy. Oh well. Still this one is just great.

[randwich]

we're having a FIRE!!!... sale

[edcapos]

StarBurns!!!!!!

[hoopfan187]

@edcapos Starburns actually wrote this sketch. The lead in for the sketch is soo good too, too bad they cut it out.

[hoopfan187]

@edcapos Starburns actually wrote this sketch. The lead in for the sketch is soo good, too bad they cut it.

[SqOcelot]

"Would you like to try that again, a little simpler?" - "...No."

[Evanjpalmer]

END scene

[leevesmusic]

@Evanjpalmer AND scene

[Evanjpalmer]

@leevesmusic Really? Are you sure? I just Googled it (very quickly) and only found this:

[leevesmusic]

@Evanjpalmer AND scene

[flippinfl00b]

and scene!!

[frohman101]

I just watched the whole thing and I'm still laughing. His face at the end is just GOLD!

[DenisFreeman2]

dam dude, 6th grade i would rush home so i could see mr show, this along with mad tv was like the highlight of my day

[ykilstein]

That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

[Sviolinist]

omg so classic. This is classic. F*****G CLASSIC!

[cloudofbees]

@Sviolinist "You're both wrong. It's totally core!" ;)

[jebsievers]

@Sviolinist YOU'RE classic. Love ya!

[FranklinHenryBluth]

@Sviolinist wait! was this classic? 

[Sviolinist]

@FranklinHenryBluth YES THIS IS CLASSIC

[Dorkus1218]

@Sviolinist naw man, its core

[TheArmy19D]

I love how later in the program they come back to him on the sitcom and he is having the same problem.

[MrMav666]

most of the episodes are like that. Anybody that has watched the actual show and not just a video on youtube should know that.

[TheArmy19D]

I think the most classic way they tied all the episodes together was in the Blooper episode where he opens the box of shit and vomits.

[JerFhilm]

@TheArmy19D The container to cradle monsieur's leavings.

[SenorAwesome]

Best comedy sketch in history.

[Lukeor]

Absolutely. I tell everyone the same thing.

[lkjyuiop]

i love youtube you can find every thing you ever want these guys are funny

[vegetafreak96]

roflmfao

[ErichoTTA]

It's like Who's On First, only more sophisticated.