Man Fakes Own Death To Avoid Being Arrested

[HybridD91]

He should've went to Mexico.

[sjvietboy408]

He was expecting the plane and human remains to just disappear upon impact just like what he/we were told in the 911 official report. Too bad the law of physics went back to normal mode after 911 attacks.

[Daisy4Loka]

DB Cooper wannabe

[austinFLAUGH]

The stories are cool, but the guy who tells them isn't very funny.

[Mrhamburgerable]

i would go to mexico instead

[MultiTwilightLover6]

:O You Uploaded This On My Birthday!!!! :D

[Pilarress]

weak sauce XD

[frenchylexi]

i wouldve stolen a body from the morgue and blown up the plane so that they couldnt identify it

[colinsilver105]

lol. So now he's wanted and he owes money for that plane. Grade A Clown.

[Erilis666]

lmfao, if that's how he sounded when he called in that would have been epic.

[assassinsnipers]

He was just missing one part.... gassoline.... if he had gasoline and his plane had crashed and burned, literaly, there would be no evidence left... but why a motel... with a million bucks you could probably spend the rest of your life in mexico in luxury....

[UnknownXV]

@assassinsnipers Identifying bones and dentures, fire doesn't completely get rid of them.

In this day and age you have to be very clever to fake your own death.. and it makes life much harder, that's for sure. Most places only accept credit cards or cash with ID.

[thegonz661]

FLORIDA!!!!!!!!

everything has happened in florida!

[salmohmand]

whats with the whole 18 different ways thing

[sid9221]

Doesn't this get you thinking..... i think i could really have pulled it off. Put some of my blood stains, pieces of clothing in the cockpit and crash it into the ocean maybe even a part where its too deep to recover so even if they manage to recover the plane they might be able to extract a bit of my dna and think i was in it for sure.

In the meantime i'd put together a million bucks or so from my "investing activities" and make for some remote place and chill out for the rest of my life......

[Reqrezentin]

HOW COULD U NOT KNOW JB COOPER?!

[bluevidcam]

100 miles off the coast of most eastern states is only 80 feet deep. He's stupid to think this would work. What a jerk for stealing peoples money. And he nearly killed people on the ground in his insensitive act.

[horselovr2410]

Ya dumb ass doushbag!!!!! you crash the fuckin plane in the god damn ocean!!!!!!!! wat a dickhead!!!!!!

[maasicas]

why he didnt think of the blood thing is he prolly thought the plane will totally demolish on impact, but it landed in the trees so..

[cactai8]

What a waste of a good idea! Now no one can do this for a while now! :P

[majestik143]

I think his motivation was his mistress :)

[BeeGeesLover84]

You awsome!

[EyeLean5280]

I guess crime doesn't pay.

[nolane91]

reminds me of the book "the partner" haha

[JustinProductions767]

huh? i didnt hear anything about him takin money from anyone

[JustinProductions767]

hahaha the guy who did this lives in the town next to me xD

[straightofdahood]

epic failure

[merocket]

this is the very definition of an epic fail

[toxzen]

lol

[qanazir]

He shouls spend a little more time doing his job and a little less time watching movies.

[stuffisgd]

D.B. Cooper.

[antiiraqwar]

marcus schenker, was that the guy pamela anderson used to fuck with?

[Umberto2]

dude should've been in mexico chilling like morgan freeman and tim robbins at the end of shawshank. what a dumbass

[bigmambo]

Check the map. He wasn't too far from the gulf. I'll be he intended for it to hit the water, but he miscalculated the fuel.

[rickelmonoggin]

title should read 'man doesn't fake own death and doesn't avoid being arrested' .

[JerkyChid]

DB/Dan Cooper. That was in like the 60s

[jwhyte67]

70's

[godzillaislarge]

hahaha

stupid dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goonsmile]

i use 'weak sauce' all the time now hahahah

[crowdaddy13]

tells you how retarded this guy is, man at least wreck into the caribbean and hide out in mexico for a few weeks, idiot

[HulkSmashPunyHumans]

Right right. Crash the plane into the ocean. That way you don't need a body. FUCKING GENIUS!

Thanks Cenk I knew I listened to TYT for some reason.

I'm off to rent a plane for the weekend. Sure hope the motor is strong as I'm sooooo looking forward to being alive for so many years to come so I can keep paying back Sallie Mae for all that money I borrowed for college.

[franksnow79]

It hasn't been that long since someone tried this. There was a fella last summer who left his car on a bridge in upstate New York with a suicide note sayin' he'd jumped into the river, and he was staying in his friends basement.

[wittgenstein83]

i'm expecting some right-wing nutjobs to accuse him of being (or associated with) an Arab (for crashing plane)

[lv71389]

they were talking about this lame ass guy on the daily show tonight

[zzzbbb123456]

Be glad it didn´t land in a school.

[p12psicop]

HA-HA. He only gets one life and went and ruined his. No do-overs. It's over. You lose. Nya-nya!

[BobfromSydney]

Who knows, maybe he can sell his story and get a book deal for it.

[ecwaufisxtreme]

This guy is truly a DICKLESS and BALLESS BITCH and PUSSY for faking his death.

[barby04]

haha cenk does what i do too. when i hear some cool weird crime, i go "hmm what would i do to pull that off?"

but yeah this guy is a dumbass. btw i love cenk's dramatization of the stunt.

[upabittoolate]

mr schrencer, you're no db cooper

[cord3y]

this stoy reminded me about db cooper too lol

[FrankieArts]

I heard they scrambled jets to the plane when it would not respond and they found an empty plane!

I was thinking that if he gets away long enough, that this is gonna be a movie a some point. Since the fool got caught so quickly, this thing is not only destined to be an episode or made 4 tv movie max.

[dalg101]

LMAO at 2:18

What the hell do you do when you land in the water?

[dalg101]

LMAO @ 2:17

What the hell do you do when you land in the water?

[UndeadLight]

1) Jump over land

2) Let plane fly into water

3) ???

4) Profit

[evilblades]

epic :D

[livingeasi]

How would have the guy gotten away if he had crashed the plain in the sea? I mean come on Cenk, not everyone has the balls to swim 10 miles in the fucking sea.

BTW, the guy didn't die? Too bad.

[alexmigda]

you aim the plane at the water and jump over land...

[chefawkes]

Its like cenk has my brain. AS SOON as this story came out, i thought the EXACT same thing.

How cool if he got away? Oh wait wut a dumbass he didn't do it in the water. almost killed a family too. wait, wtf? he slit his wrist to avoid arrest? fuckin pathetic. ruined it in 18 different ways indeed.

[sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Just give him a second chance, put him back in the plane again and let it crash for real this time. Do it!

[scjason420]

yea didn't think the plane crash through too well it seems.

[bthom85]

dumdum.....you can't just try something like that and think no one would find out

[fuckyouBBCcocksucker]

i think his main plan was for the plane to crash over water but the plane ran out of fuel

[Unekwu89]

what a coward.

[Northern5tar]

If I where him I would plead it was self-defense.

You can nowadays even murder hundereds of people if you claim its self-defense so a bit of fraud, hey no sweat.

[NecipPerver]

Crashing in to water is a nice tip Cenk I will remember that one :-)