Divinyls - I Touch Myself

[The51Micky]

AUSTIN POWERS IS MY MAN!!!!!!!!!

[mysofi99]

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[MorganLeanneHogue95]

@jay127719 Lmao!

[mademan543]

i just did the drinking game to this( sip when she says "I") ... im now bladdered

[darkwolfanglefox]

i sang this to my mom (no lie) XD

[Adrianna525]

when i feel down i want you above me................ favourite line

[shortiecanbrawl]

I remember my mom yelling at me to stop singing this song as a kid.

[MorganLeanneHogue95]

@shortiecanbrawl same here. my mom didnt care if my sisters and i heard it but yeah no singing. idk how old i was

[SteamTeamRedubUK]

6 people cannot resist Austin Powers.

[mezcao]

@jay127719

Remove the last 2 lines, and you describe all my fantasies that do not involve twins 

[MorganLeanneHogue95]

@mezcao you are so akward! lol

[CoralBaisch]

@jay127719 Come now, nowadays (which is the time frame I believe you're going by due to the reference to headphones) the mom would probably be singing right along with the song as said mother would have went through her teens with this song,

[Shayneismyname]

Came here to advoid the ad.

[GovnaBuckingham]

@Shayneismyname as did i

[jgfirgdgj]

If I get seven likes I'll post this on my sister's facebook wall.

[ZigZag1808]

@AnguishedObscenity No its not Lol "when i think about you, i touch myself" Lol masturbation

[jay127719]

@LMRDbabe

I can't help it if people like my comment, I don't even understand why its so important, plus I wrote that because thats what happened to me and my mom. :P

[curiousela1]

I want to sing this song so badly to Mr. Right

[Qwaszxa3]

@curiousela1 My history teacher has that name... no word of a lie.

[curiousela1]

@Qwaszxa3 Hahahahaha. That was hilarious!

[LMRDbabe]

@jay127719 Why are people liking this?!?! Its not even funny!!! Gosh!

[combatarm123456]

When i did this at y school my friends are like OHHH SHE TOUCH HER SELF EHEHEHHEEHEHEH

[mattysaur1]

this is my friends ringtone

[Adrianna525]

classic

[FFVII95]

i used to touch my self but then i took a arow to the knee

[Scraplstolemyname]

This is like, really sweet, incredibly hot, and terribly funny all at once.

I'd fall in love with anyone who sang this for me.

[everyloss]

@jay127719 LOL

[neosmndrew]

The ultimate "why can't I quit you?" song.

[megannnnne]

I touch myself with lyrics too.

[iknowyounot88]

REPLAY BUTTON!

[dprice017]

this song came out about the same time i started touching myself, lmao. its soo JR high but i still love it.

[StevenJKpower]

@dprice017

LMFAOOAOOAOAOAOOAOAPOAOOAOAOIA­KAO(

[ccdirtydoublesix24]

You CAN'T be childish when it comes to this song. It is what it is. This song has to be about masterbating and so what? I find it incredibly funny and a great song to listen to. It's even more fun to sing it to your bf just to embarrass him during class ;). This is pretty much the masterbating anthem. Lol.

[viragodawg]

She said in an interview it was written in a booth at a restaurant for the "benefit" of an old lady who was looking at them disapprovingly while they bounced ideas over breakfast.

[ganster4454]

I'm going to sing this to my crush when I get back to school :3

[MrDekubaum]

Its Cindy Lauper. -_-

[MicrowavableJo]

@MrDekubaum Nope.avi

[DonTheCritic]

Dr. Evil and 5 fembots watched this video

[everyloss]

Hot xD

[PsychoHanyo]

Some elderly lady on X-Factor sang the chorus to this. I burst into laughter. My mom wondered how I knew it. Uh.... XD

[aj741852]

I honestly do!!

[Fukikosama]

Love the song. HATE the singer. She sounds like someone's grandma. Ewwww...

[Harleyterror]

AUSTIN POWERS <3 =D

[MultiHPGirl]

I looooove this Song!!!!

[scikos121]

EVERYONE loves this song and if thay say thay dont then that just means thay were seen dancing and or singing to this song alone

[MrZELDAtwilightPRINC]

i love this song because of watching austin powers XD

[inxsfullmoon]

me and my friend got his sister to sing this at her church talent show

[TheStealthX]

I need a reason to put this on my iPod.

GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS, BITCHES.

[bnbsmith07]

@TheStealthX Now you would have a song to listen to while you touch your self!! :-) Hows that for a reason!?!

[TheStealthX]

@bnbsmith07 Lol, but I'm in high school. If my friends saw it, I'd need a good reason.

[bnbsmith07]

@TheStealthX High School is better then Middle School, Your not a child right?? just put it on your ipod, screw what people think.. Just do it! :-)

[TheStealthX]

@bnbsmith07 Nah, I'm 16.

[bnbsmith07]

@TheStealthX Ok so you are 16... just put it on your ipod..

[goldguy112]

@TheStealthX Just make a joke outta yourself with it, people love laughing at others weaknesses... Be like for when i get them gay urges

[stroh013]

@ilovegoogle11 = if you have to ask, you are probably masturbating yourself, ha ha

[sharmadd]

LOL, my friend told me she used to sing and dance this a lot when she was 5/6. She just realized, after listening to it recently, what this song actually meant. :))

[Poutchyka]

@sharmadd Same damn thing for me! lol I was wondering what "touching yourself" meant.. It must've been an awkward sight for neighbors to see a 7-year-old sing a masturbation song..

[m2mfan4eva]

@TheDoveman13 LOL I watched that just now

[jessandmaddybabee]

me and my bestie sung this on singstar

[AgonizingCanine]

I thing she has a problem with a... yeah...

[xbunnyliciousx]

4 people need to touch themselves

[DrNotEmpathetic]

Austin Powers

[Chavezstinks]

@roosadketsidonarmsad No, my sister, who didn't speak English, was the one who didn't know.

[CrAzY6666NiCk]

my boner was slowlly moving up while listening to thins song

[mellutt23]

@ilovegoogle11 no listen to the lyrics lol i thought the same thing

[Mikeybetts]

people need to grow the fuck up.

"ooh she said she touches herself" GET OVER IT!

its a love song, shes singing about how attracted to her man she is, and how she can't control herself when around him,

ok? get it children? GOOD!

[MrBellesk]

@Mikeybetts Just, chill bro, i see your point of view, but, remember,,,,,they havnt had sex so, to them, anyone who has had sex, is creepy or stupid

[Mikeybetts]

@MrBellesk

lol

you know, this song is actually incredibly romantic, not just sexual.

of course romance is like 10x worse to children.

[antiraidenanti]

@Mikeybetts heh heh... touches.

[Chavezstinks]

My sister had just come back from Boston, where she was learning English, and when we were in the car she just started laughing. When we asked what she laughing at, she said "I just figured out what this song is about!" XD

[BogiCECHL04]

every time i hear this song i ´m awaiting a "scratch" after a minute...like the scene where he fights against the female robots....hehehe

[Frostycakez]

you touch yourself with lyrics?

[dancer11kippy]

i sang this on the bus with my friends and the bus driver said it was inapropriate even though all the other kids sing much worse ;) ;)

[axelroses21]

=^_^=

[quickquakeshake]

I just had to listen to this song cuhs I just watched Austin Powers ;D

[Consuuux3]

I found the perfect song to dedicate to my idols :D

[Robertahausen]

@ilovegoogle11 foolish person, the power of touch goes far beyond masturbation or sex at all, it's closing your eyes and absorbing the feel of the flesh and anything you would do for it.

[jman4208]

i find this easy to masturbate to. just kidding but wheres the fucker whoalways says that on every youtube video and why?

[FloridaGurlxoxo]

Thats what she said

O_o

[XYRibbetRibbet]

such a lovely song <3

[BOKIL100]

I AM SOOOOOO SINGING THIS TO MY FUTURE EX GF!!

[LMRDbabe]

for my senior year i sang this in a talent show infront of all the school staff, after i said i dedicated to my history teacher (which i had a crush on). everyones jaw dropped

[PedobearKuma]

@LMRDbabe You dedicated it to your histroy teacher: A 60 year old man.

[LMRDbabe]

@PedobearKuma fyi he is 58 (well probably 59 right now)! and he is a freakin HOTTIE!!! so yes, yes i did. :) <3



[PedobearKuma]

@LMRDbabe Oh, that's totally normal...

[LMRDbabe]

@PedobearKuma yes, its normal for a older man to be attractive (like for example George Clooney) and it is normal for me, a girl, to find a man attractive. so...therefore, fuck off. thanks. have a great day :)

[everyloss]

@LMRDbabe Mmm ;)

[xlpurplepixielx]

@LMRDbabe That was ballsy :)

[iknowyounot88]

@LMRDbabe later that night you fucked her in the bathroom. you dirty dog lol jk

[MorbidBliss22]

@LMRDbabe: You are amazing!!!

[everyloss]

@LMRDbabe hahahahaha

[Wraithpaw]

My girlfriend was dancing through the kitchen singing this while making breakfast one morning XD

[DonTheCritic]

Austin Powers brought me here

[WonderfulSoshiGrlxox]

lls

[slapmaster691]

like this if youve done it, be honest

[shatto96]

You touch yourself with lyrics?! Haha.

[ZigZag1808]

yes, this is about her masturbating

[fattonyis]

when i think about you i begin to fap furiously :D

[Twilightbabii28]

i absolutely LOVE this song! me and my friend sing this all the time.. hahah ins chool too

[TheGoLdenEyedBeauty]

I loe this song...! I don't care what anybody thinks...! When I hear this song ohohohohoh I touch myself.

[spdrchck53]

How did she get away with this? Ugh.

[Twilightbabii28]

@spdrchck53 this song is amazing.. lol

[942Pittman]

When i think about you i beat my meat lmfao

[WolfofSpfld]

everytime i hear this song... the scene of Austin Powers dancing half-naked to fembots comes rushing to my brain

[childsweethearts]

Ah, funny! I had to hear this. I was watching the show Blossom, and Joey needed his sister to write a poem he could give to a girl.But when the girl wanted him to make one up, he told his sister he chose"I Touch Myself"because it was the only one he knew the lyrics to.He was embarrassed.

[ScienceProjek]

that bass line is everything!!!!

[m4headshot]

Austin Powers

[mugtisersold]

ROFL

"your the one who makes me come.....running"

right, totally

[LadyVedder]

@ilovegoogle11 Haha, I thought that was pretty obvious. If you haven't really got it then you may be intersted to know the male version to this "topic" is Billy Idol's dancing with myself. And lets not forget, Cyndi Laupers version, "She Bop" ; )

[RioMadeira]

So . . . much . . . innuendo.

[Mikeybetts]

when you think about it.... this is an incredibly romantic song

[linabat789]

"I touch myself.... I honestly do" - Really now??? Haha this song makes me happy

[hjkdillon]

its your tha 1 who makes me mony lol

[dianjc2]

apparently yes lol

[mcrstoryoftheyear]

i love the song xDDDDD

[rasile000]

the remix is way betta

type in i touch myself remix and its the

first one

[multilingokris1980]

Brilliant song! definitely worth listening to!

[throwinsomeds]

THIS IS A WICKED GOOD SONG <3

mey bf sang it to me lmao

and its my myspace song ;D

[SacredMidnight]

LMFAO! One of the best songs ever. XD

[andrewwelty]

the senior class of my school is going to sing this tomorrow night to the entire junior class, since they are leaving next semester to go study abroad. this will be our last official event with them (it's a university-wide holiday dinner). i will post it in response to this video!

[TragicalBeauty]

hehe^^ great song xD

[HilaryDu8]

lol my ex sang this to me lol

[FinnishFMALover]

XD Maybee~~~

[spikesluver44]

Me and my friend sang this on a bus, because it was on my ipod, it was an awkward ride after we realised how loud we were. hehe

[FinnishFMALover]

>D I was gonna sing this when we were playing Sing Star at school...

But no one wouldn't let me XD

Someday I'm gonna do it XD

[spikesluver44]

Excellent :D lol

[Twilightbabii28]

@spikesluver44 hahah was in a similar situation.. but iw as in math class.. hahaha and my boyfriend was two tables away from me and he was starin at me.. haha

[WiseFM]

@spikesluver44--- You're shit stupid if you don't realize your voice carries on a crowded bus. Thoughtless idiots like you are the reason commuting on public transportation sucks. The bus IS NOT your living room!

[FabKon92]

@WiseFM Downers like you are a problem, because you think every has to shut up on a bus. IF YOU HATE PEOPLE SO MUCH YOU CAN DIE OR JUST BUY A FUCKING CAR, OR IF YOU CANT AFFORD ONE, WALK ITS GOOD FUCKING EXERCISE!!!

[Zashleylovexx]

This is the best song for me and me and my mate Drew(Fancy him lol) were singing this to eachother in the street? We were hyper off sherbert forgive us lol

[FinnishFMALover]

>>D

[slaughterisland]

Ive heard this a couple times before but I never really listened to the lyrics. Didnt know it was so dirty lol

[FinnishFMALover]

XDD

[everyloss]

@slaughterisland LOL

[katally71]

i had this song sung to me by a guy that i no and like but the thing is.. we're not dating lol... but i was so funny... i just started dyin lol

[FinnishFMALover]

>DD

[KylieNickLover]

agreed with jobroluv44 haha:)

[FinnishFMALover]

>8D

[JoBrosluv44]

akward:]!!!!

[FinnishFMALover]

(:]

[FinnishFMALover]

So.. Now I'll own this to my girlfriend! =^_^=

[johnandbeth2008]

Noone else will do Only You John ! You bring out the best in me and Cause me to laugh Love YOUR Georgia PEACH lol ~Beth~

[FinnishFMALover]

^.^

[niner98]

LOL this is great. Nice upload.

[FinnishFMALover]

thanks 8D

[cheesy1001]

cool song...:))funny

[FinnishFMALover]

*giggles* yeah, kinda =)

[iluvjosephadam111]

COOL SONG DUDE!!!~

[FinnishFMALover]

Glad you like n.n

[spdw1]

this is a great song and if i had a boyfriend i would so sing it to him.....ilove it...

[FinnishFMALover]

Yeah, honest and straight song n.n