Religion & Education: The Proof of God - The Banana God

[AFMountaineer2000]

I love bananas I guess that mean I'll be raptured when the time comes. Is that the message here?

[Segadude3000]

banana = dick

[ethanyounggg]

cause a banana doesn't fit in a monkey's hand.....

[simw7]

i mean to all of stupid creationists there's natural poison out there in the rain forest, if you touch it you'd die in matter of minutes, so one question why would god create poison? Also, why did he make some snakes poisonous and others not poisonous? i mean that's just one side of the argument. in conclusion i just think that you've got to be dilusional to be a creationist

[1337DesertFox4]

@simw7 God Put evil and death into world because Adam , sinned and took the apple

[simw7]

@1337DesertFox4 hahaha wow so snake used to have legs? u've got to be kiddin' me lol plus death, its been around since life started, about 4 billion years ago. we have enough evidence for that in something we call scientific research.

[1337DesertFox4]

@simw7 Its only What I learn in RE 

[simw7]

@1337DesertFox4 well it's wrong,..well you should probably read more about biology and evolution because it's the best explaination with a mountain of evidence to support it. genetics, fossils, anatomic, geographical etc... so yeah i don't blame you tho, some people get lied to by their preachers and parents

[kurotenshijam]

@1337DesertFox4

Dude...there's no mentioning of what fruit adam ate. That's just the proof I always get out of people who call themselves christians but never even read the bible. if they did...they would know there is no reference to what fruit adam ate....only that is was a fruit.....lol

[1337DesertFox4]

@simw7 God Put evil and death into world because Adam , sinned and took the apple Listening to the snake , god punished the snake and said he will now walk on his belly

[sofiadragon1979]

I can't believe that this idiot actually believe what he is saying.

[TheRealSilentFury]

The banana is actual a "Man-Made" invention, not "God-Made"... Sorry Theist...

[Pilipilipalapapa]

If I didn't know better, I would think this is a parody.

[remcomater336]

This is just the opposite, the banana proves that humans were monkeys, so it's not the atheists nightmare

[remcomater336]

This is just the opposite, the banana proves that humans were monkeys

[wiiking1]

Lets take corn for example...

Corn. It has a great handle on either side of it. It can be dried, stored easily, and is always delicious. It can come off the cob easily by either cutting it or by biting onto it. We know it is good when it is yellow and semi soft and can easily tell if its ripe or not. We can tell if its finished cooking or not. Even though this sounds like a good match, corn was once a grass. We just breeded it into corn. Bananas have been breeded in a similar way over history.

[ebrak47]

See what happens when you take a bunch of bananas to bed, Ray?

[lewisner]

I peeled a banana today and it had an image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster inside.

[TheHigherVoltage]

oh dear god...save me from the complete idiots who pretend to know you...

[downourstreet]

Is this a joke or are they just a bit simple minded?

[rddaos]

Turds were designed by god. They are heavier than air, so they fall into the toilet instead of floating away and getting stuck to a wall. They are streamlined, so they make a minimal splash when they hit the toilet water. They are even coated with slime to slip out of your asshole without tearing the walls. The majesty of god is everywhere!

[line0freeskier]

LOL

[compvm33]

haaa...

...and the tapered end so your ass doesn't slam closed...

[rddaos]

Thanks, I think I'll steal that one from you.

[compvm33]

excellent...all yours...

be careful though...if you collect enough evidence, expect a call from ray asking you to join him and kirk...

[rddaos]

Kirk knows full well that Ray is bat shit looney. Just look at his face in the video, he's fighting back laughter.

[juliecranford]

I see 7 ridges in my hand.

The banana is easier to open from the other end.

[NeedsEvidence]

The banana also fits in Rays ass.

[FusionNinjin]

eep, hes holding the wrong banana, he need to go inside the jungle to find a godmade banana, the one that contains huge seeds, wierd round\oval shape and isnt made in any way for us to eat unless we cook it :P

[shashintokyo]

Wow! What a moron. Bananas as we know them today were made by man. Go look up "natural banana" on Google.

Christ, religious people are so ignorant.

[notleftbehind]

wow im a Christian and im embarrassed. I can assure you guys hes just in cause God put him in but it wasn't our choice.

[DocStrange0123]

what an excellent comment... "I'm a Christian and I'm ebarrassed"... a lot of Christians not that moderate should learn something from you.

cheers from a non-believer

[ndyt]

notleftbehind, even worse, you are just about the only christian I have seen denouncing him. The rest turn a blind eye or support him.

[fake2]

WOW. Is he really that ignorant?

[TheHappyHuman]

LOL

I'm sad this isn't a joke.

[RedArmyPunke]

its so retarded u cant even come up with an argument against it

[brendanrhys]

Kinda like god :-p

[casshan1]

Apes love bananas

humans came from apes

ergo

fit of banana to human hand is a leftover trait monkeys passed on to humans

[metaldazman123]

and note how easily it will enter that idiots ass

[TheOtherSide100]

Well, god royally fucked u with potatoes. I can't find the tab!! Help, baby jeebus!!!!11!!1

[kyagh]

I would like to meet this dumbass and tell him not only he is making an idiot of himself in the eyes of the atheists but he is also making himself an idiot out of believers by looking for proof of god when his doctrine tells him that he is to believe without proof, he must have faith to be saved, yet if he has "proofs" then he has no faith meaning he won't even be saved in his doctrine. Poor loser.

[b0b0maj0]

'Seriously Kirk the whole of creation (banana) testifies to the genius of god creative ability'

What thats the best it can do?

Doesn't seem worthy of worship when compared with ourselves, or even certain birds and insects, that construct elaborate and creative structures.

[b0b0maj0]

Maybe the Egyptians had it right worshiping a bird.

[frozenmassacre]

Fucking idiot to the left. Death to religion please....

[StarSex]

genius

[RicksonByArmbar]

The kind of banana in this demonstration was bred by humans and not particularly good for you.

[ninaswims317]

explain the pinapple, God

[metapocas]

The other day I ate a banana which I found tricky to peel. I ended up with banana on my fingers.

Is God trying to punish me for something?

Also I went on holiday to Spain and the banana's weren't as nice. Does this mean that God likes Spanish people less than English people?

However, in Spain the oranges are much nicer. What does this mean?

[volound]

the atheists nightmare? EN CONTRAIRE.

the banana we know today is actually the result of a mutation which is an integral factor in evolution. wild bananas are inedible unless cooked.

a jamaican found the first mutated banana ancestor and bred it, it gained massive popularity and spread around the world. much like the way dogs are bred.

[gbrown8908]

what about people with no hands?

[yeaidoubledip]

kinda like a dick....

sweeet evidence mannnnnn

[wojovox]

once again

WHAT DO I DO WITH A PINEAPPLE????

[jankuiper3422]

I know someting else that fits in my hand just fine. It also fits in the mouth of certain individuals.....

Although its probably a parody...

...but does this idiot know the modern banana was actually created with artificial selection. Wild banana's aren't edible.

Well. Its still a good sextoy..... >.>

[badgrammar]

too bad he's peeling the banana wrong. poor guy.

[CircaSkater88]

Wow, the banana totally enlightened me to believe that the invisible man in the sky that killed everyone in the world accept some guy who made a giant boat and took EVERY animal with him is real. Thank you banana, thank you.

[gorgeoustxwoman]

"Debating Creationists on the topic of Evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." - Scott D. Weitzenhoffer

[linguotherobot]

I thought I commented on this already... apparently not. In any event, LOL.

[mushishisan]

the video was a joke, you retarded faggots.

[johnesco]

Yes, the atheist's nightmare, specifically an idiot with a camera. The banana as we know it today was bred by humans from a wild banana. His example is not even natural. Much like the argument that because no life pops into being from a jar of peanut butter, then it could not have done so (without god) in the wild. Well a jar is MADE to make sure no life grows in it. Eww.

[morbo28]

Well bugger me, that's me me converted.

[UzeYourBrain]

what FUCKING research! please do not share your beliefs with people like they're true! it's your choice to maintain a brain that wants easy answers...god is the easiest answer and the greatest lie.

[AlexanderCKolt]

Isn't this statement a belief? "please do not share your beliefs with people like they're true!"

[LordOfTheGnus]

I think what's meant is, "Please do not present opinion as fact."

[ViVACiOUSx]

Why wouldn't he make it give us more health benefits? Surely, if a god designed a fruit for us we wouldn't need to eat more than a couple bites to become healthy.

[A15KaldrinJAB]

also, if you read my comment, why would he make the plantain and bana so late into our existence the banana only existed after the 16th century. And the plantian only 4000 yrs after man kind, before that, they were all native bananas, green, mango shaped, huge seeded, tart plantain related fruits. It's forced evolution and bio-engineering through cultivation. Lol, so much for an evolutionist's nightmare.

[pillowfacearse]

That's not even the way your supposed to peel a bannana.

[iArchonius]

hahaha this cant be real ahahah

[Foxhound936]

You would have to be an ignorant cunt to buy into this shit.

[A15KaldrinJAB]

stupid cunt to, we all know the banana was a product of forced evolution through cultivation, it only existed after the 16th century, lol.

[muffs9]

if bananas are designed by god perfect for humans why can't he design a watermelon to fit in my hand or an easy pop top like a banana or any other food in matter of fact. but i guess god wants me to eat bananas with all the chimps apes and monkeys that have the same hands and mouth.

[petrucky3]

those kinda of bananas were bio engineered by humans just like seedless watermelons. Notice they don't have any seeds? real wild banana's are MUCH smaller and have seeds. Besides, religion contradicts its self. The evidence is right in the bible its self. What happens to a story when it is passed down over many ppl over time? It changes, becomes more exaggerated, gets misinterpreted, and in the end, can become a completely different story. How is the bible any different from a fairy tale?

[A15KaldrinJAB]

Umm, the native banana, or the original banana, before us humans came about, was large, green, large pips and out of shape. Over years of cultivation, through bio engineering (examples are grapes, cannabis, watermelons, and bananas) and evolution, the banana slowly adapted to it's cultivation, and therefore the seeds became slower so they would not be destroyed and come out of shit, the shape matched the hand and the mouth, and the tab was adapted also. Just more evolution and bio engineering.

[CM1000]

oh yeah? why havent humans engineered coconuts yet? god won't let them! its like punishment for messing with the banana. also why diamonds are so rare, dont you think he would have put a lot more on the earth?

[A15KaldrinJAB]

umm, diamonds are abundant underground, it's hard to find them near and on the surface because the heat and compression required to form a carbon crystal is not there, but underground it's possible. And coconuts have been engineered (filipino buko is way larger now then it was 2000 yrs ago, and it is also green instead of yellow, derr. Also, the banana didnt exist before the 16th century, so if god created it for man, why so late? The plantain didnt exist before humans either. hahaha!

[CM1000]

NOOOO MY BRAIN!!!!!

(my first post was a joke btw ;) ) hehe

[A15KaldrinJAB]

ohh, ok then.

[Xrehid]

The penis also has the right shape for the human mouth, but they are against homosexuality. Go figure...

[eboyd32]

^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!

AND i've NEVER seen the bible, or any religious person for that matter, condone heterosexual fallacio either and i guarantee they would be against it. i'm sure to them sex is meant to be between man and woman and only between the penis and vagina. of course they can probably argue that it is not shaped for the mouth, though it may seem that way, but instead for the vagina. idk.

[Xrehid]

True. But it's rather inconsequental of them ( at least for this guy).

Satanist condone fallacio, bunch of cocksuckers... ;)

[eboyd32]

LOL!

[NigTreatz85]

okay does anyone else not notice the rediculousness that is within this movie and i am not talking about the wierdo with the banana!! i'm talking about KIRK FUCKING CAMERON!!! hahahahahahaha! that made my day

[leejaycb]

Oh my... The answer was right in front of us the whole time.

How can we not believe with evidence like that?

Too many Christians... so few lions

[yesitismereally]

Holy cocksucking Christ, what a pair of muthafucking pricks. hahaha

[mrstone56]

Some grade A satire right here folks.

[morgasm657]

you have god to be kidding me, oh my science! how can this be happening, in the name of science!

[rossac93]

I guess my hand is made perfectly to beat my meat. LOL

Jk... srsly... its funny... but hes right in a way. God is real... it's just funny how he chose this analogy.

[BIGmanFACE]

hahahahaha and we wonder why there are so many problems in the world. When you believe wholeheartedly in a fairytale why would you care that the world is going to shit?

[bapboop]

hey look! this pineapple is formed PERFECTLY for your asshole!

[catnip302]

@bapboop and so does aloe vera hahaha

[Hlolkd]

The irony is that monkeys/gorrilas like bananas right?

So If we evolved from similar creatures

Maybe WE adapted to the banana.

[ifwere1021]

LOL... my hand is a perfectly made banana hammock!!!!

[JoeyTheAmateur]

The banana is also pretty phallic.....

[Ansett76]

I am now converted...I BELIEVE IN GOD NOW!!

I have wasted my whole life up until this point, and thanks to the Banana, I will go to heaven.

The Bible works on the same principal, yet millions will believe every word, just shows the human race are just followers, like sheep and the majority can't think for themselves!

This is living proof why god has allowed the human race to invent birth control and abortions.......obviously this one got missed, to late to flush him now!! DANG!!

[tokyocrow1977]

Religion is a joke.

[donnomar]

That is fucking stupid! Following your same reasoning, anal sexs should be ok, becasue penis is round and the asshole is round. Otherwise the penis needs to have a axe shape to fit perfectly in a vagina :-D

Now explain to me why god allows babies to be born with deformities? Blind, bleading skin, multiple limbs or missing limbs, stomach inside out, downsindrome, hemofilia, alergy to sun, premature aging, and so on....

[laskd99]

Doesn't this support evolution anyway?

By saying that our hands are designed to eat bananas, and specifically bananas?

They're one of the primary sources of food for many primates on the planet.

[JohnnyDepp882]

bananas are going extict and hes eating a genticly modified banana and the orginal banana was much smaller and didnt have any of the lines on it. he basicly just proved evolution!!!

[thecosmos003]

Lol is this a joke/satire?

[benatssu]

this isnt a joke... it's ray comfort and kirk cameron on a christian channel somewhere in america...

it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between satire and christian views.....

[paulusmagirl]

When I first read that this was just an

Australian comedian I thought...hahaha

then this is pretty funny lol But I never

realized that was Kirk Cameron though

or I never would have fallen for it.

[BassAceReturns]

Just like with Edward Current! That's why it's impossible to mock fundamentalist Christians; they act so perfectly dumb themselves.

[Death2Bigots]

Edward Current is about as real as Landover Baptist Church, they're both doing it for the lulz.

[BassAceReturns]

Very sadly, no.

[VetleZorZ]

soooo, god made such a trivial thing such as a banana perfect, yet he made death, sickness, torture etc.

Rocks aren't really perfect either, damn heavy, and if they are sharp, they can cut you!

[Luiszerep]

God didn't make death. It was Adam. When adam sinned,death,disease,etc. came into the world.Before that, the world was GOOD

[dimaev]

this is some undeniable proof

[lazites]

right right...NOW EXPLAIN A PINEAPPLE rofl

[moabute]

Likewise, my weiner has two ridges on top and one ridge on the bottom and fits perfectly in my hand so it is proof that God made my wiener with the intention of me masterbating.

[moabute]

What about coconuts? They are a bitch to get open and the milk will give you the runs. Is this proof that God does not exist?

[Kompleksiti]

are these guys serious???

[xx1Alex1xx]

Those are manmade bananas. Wild bananas are rugged and shaped differently. All this proves is that man has done better job then God.

[kendrawhisp]

damn, why wasn't i born in the NEXT millenium cos every year i get older, every year i discover more and more morons are roaming this faire planet.

[Grysham]

I bet if venomfangx made a video identicle to this, people would find it amazingly introspective and intelectual.

God damn, sometimes people are so fucking stupid.

[TJae1]

Venom Fang prototype