Maria Bamford Effinfunny Stand Up - Arch Enemy

[TheCircusfreak777]

Fuckin' genius, nuff said! and shes cute as hell too.

[TomSouthLondon]

didn't laugh once.

[AnonymousTheMusician]

@TomSouthLondon then u dont have a scene of humor this is the new wave of comedy absurdism

[goodridgewinners]

@TomSouthLondon Naw, BRAVO! :D

[sjgraemail2]

Oh my fucking god I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[mikecronis]

We love you, Maria!

[TsumeSlash335]

aaawwww, BOOYAH!

[misOBGYNist]

Bitches just aren't funny. Must have something to do with cunts.

[Andthenbirds]

shes so adorable >_<

[ComradeCrusty]

That's what the doctor told my old dad, too. If he stopped taking his heart medication he would die. Who's keeping who alive? That's what I wonder.

[iRider1]

Her characterizations are brilliant.

[quinnabago60]

she's the greatest character comedian ever

[NinjaOfTheNightX10]

oohhhh BOO YEAH

[sicktv5678]

she's effin hilarious !!!!! She's alway so original and funny.

[zarkbot88]

Most major comics who actually 'make it', let alone any female ones, usually resort to that tired 'blunt, sarcastic, tell-it-like-it-is' shtick that's pretty much a constant these days.

Maria's standup, by contrast, is one lengthy and delightful kid-like mindfuck that's free of any level of vitriol, which is why I like her and wish her more success.

[juliusbritt]

Maria is one of the best of our time ! She captures the human trait in all of us and runs with it !

[Slayerkid16]

Im bettin that kelly chick has the hots for maria.

[KillTheFear]

I love this lady, even though she is a libby..

[wendighoul]

@KillTheFear You have good taste in comedy, even if you are a fundie...

[KillTheFear]

@wendighoul That's harsh Wendy, but true. Stll, I had to subscribe to your channel, even though you are anti-Christ.

[teak43]

Wow, that voice is amazing.

[ariasbrian]

At the risk of coming off sexist....few women are as funny as Maria....FEW...

[Blaxdon]

Do people know that is the target lady right?? The irony and now her dad gets to see her every target sale holiday and her and her arch enemy both work for target. Fuck that though she's funny.

[deadRoden7]

BEST. VOICE. EVER.

[AcedMoney777]

holy crap, she's like a female Dana Carvey, awesome!

[stinkydoggy98]

kinda wondering how you know he's in his room masturbating to gay porn. dude you might want to check your room for hidden cameras. oh by the way, I flick boogers at babies.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Wow. Maria's dad is Mickey Rooney?

[chrisauh]

this is shit. who the fuck thinks this fail is funny

[MadTomOfBedlam]

@chrisauh paper or plastic?

[MadTomOfBedlam]

@chrisauh

[John7011]

@chrisauh Your faggot dad must already be dead huh? It hits a little too close to home?

[chrisauh]

@John7011

you are making fun of my father? haha fuck you. that just proves how immature you are. go fuck yourself. go back in your room to masturbate to that gay porn that you love so much

[chrisauh]

was this supposed ti be funny

[daniel210794]

mmm vaya idiotes

[Grouydtan]

Damnit they missed the "press debit or credit" punchline. Or maybe it was that she mentioned that she worked at target. hm.

[HanakoFujita]

She has a beautiful voice! XD

[orjane]

Why is there a microphone in the kitchen? IF SHE IS OUTTA THE KITHEN, SHE'S GONNA GET BITCHSLAPPED!

[LordElmo666]

Im no native......... its really hard to understand her.... ;)

[wanttowatch80]

ok, i thought she would bash Arch Enemy the band or something...

[midihc]

@wanttowatch80 yea i thought she was gonna start singing metal too

[wanttowatch80]

@midihc big disappointment right? How's metal in USA around your area?

[midihc]

@wanttowatch80 wow i just saw ur comment from 3 months ago, im in new york, metal is pretty alive around here for the most part... its a beautiful thing

[kylex7476]

I LOVE HER AND MARY MACK....

[TheBigdev23]

this fucking sucks

[zwalrus1]

Ahahahahahaaa

[noeelement]

WTF!!! fuckin shit fuck u maria bamford i hate you this girl is stupid

[kusanomono]

oh em gee am famous :D .. <3 Maria !

[ChadCooper7777]

29 people work at target and probably will stupidly click on the target ad here to spend money they don't have

[eddy23170]

i find it funny all you idiots trying to be intellectual here when maria has more intelligence in her pinky than most people do in their whole ...if you are going to attempt to argue, at least do a spell-checker and don't use text-speak and horrible abbreviations

[xWH1Sk3Yx]

@theothertroll....who do you find funny?...i bet you'll say dane cook....or mencia...or Goodl ol' larry the cable guy....or George lopez....point is...you probably have a really shitty sense of humor....please do me a favor and die...thanks...

[divisioneight]

oooooooooooooooooooBOOOYAAAHH!­ LOL

[2fast4all]

HII TARGET lady!!

[Crayolacreative]

her voice is annoying, but i like her jokes

[theothertroll]

the more I watch this chick the more it I realize it sucks

[19torento]

@eddy23170 There's a reason their name is the "othertroll".

[eddy23170]

@19torento straight. up...........

he didnt answer my question...lol...prolly late to work at BK

peace

[BlahChica1]

AAAAAH BOOYAH

[shahbahranks]

did she do this before the target commercials?

[theothertroll]

@shahbahranks - does it matter, she sucks either way

[angeltosome]

A shame they didn't get the last bit.

[TheBobbyalone]

is her dad sean connery?

[roflcopter2225]

want to marry her

[MarwanBaki]

I thought it was Arch Enemy the band

[theothertroll]

@MarwanBaki - they suck worse

[wgrock]

god this is terrible

[liquorstore888888888]

amazing. stand up doesn't get much better than this

[theothertroll]

@liquorstore888888888 - LOL! You're a fucking idiot!

[eddy23170]

@theothertroll theothertroll is Christie Coombs lover

[otchacha]

this is one of her better clips

[SuperJamesus]

i love her.

[danniivi]

ehhhh

[TAMYCRON]

She's funnier on Tim and Eric.

[BlindBlannche]

AWESOME ending

[sovietsentinel]

"oooooOOOoohhh BOOYAH!" Why isn't she more popular?

[SavageBunnyGirl]

Scary.

[Ganruut123]

what does this have to do with Arch Enemy the metal band.

[Darien331]

@Ganruut123 Nothing clearly.

[JeffffJ]

@Ganruut123 Who cares, metal is a terrible genre of music.

[Mrsatan12345]

@JeffffJ You have no idea!

Metal is fucking much better than the "Down Syndrom" HipHop or the retro RnB!

So go away and kill yourself :D!

[JeffffJ]

@Mrsatan12345 Who said I like hiphop or RnB? I don't, and i doubt anyone would kill themselves because some metal loving kid told them to.

[SheeerHeartAttack]

Pass on those funny genes Maria! (please?)

[Elcako11]

u suck dick head  I HOPE U SEE THIS !!!!!!!!!!

[dmreeoogdaq]

If there is one person who NAILS the mindless, arrogant, ignorant, dumb-ass middle American sheep who are all wrapped up in their own dogshit issues, it's Maria Bamford.

[butcherboy2008]

Nothing good ever happens to Maria in a Target store.

[bobby666x]

@butcherboy2008 does anyone ever look like they're having a good time in a Target store?

[arcturus96]

idiotic....not funny at all

[toastvision]

@arcturus96 so you work at target.

[BellusSonitus]

Omfg she's my hero.

[mrwilliamwonder]

She's really a master at voices or regional accents. I love her california and MN accents.

[RaygunShaun]

Maria Bamford is the most original comedian alive today. She is brilliant, and detractors are jealous.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

@RaygunShaun She is juvenile, dull and not funny. And I am not jealous. Or even interested, after this initial video.

[RaygunShaun]

@JeffersonDinedAlone Enjoy your Dane Cook.

Eleven months after I posted that comment, I should note that her "Burning Bridges Tour" album is much better than this three-minute clip.

[condicionXdulce]

@JeffersonDinedAlone BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[em129836]

@JeffersonDinedAlone haha you're a fucking faggot troll. I saw you left the same exact comment on another Maria video criticizing her. Wow you must have a truly miserable, pointless life trolling youtube all day...

[teflonmagnet]

damn, where has this woman been all my life.

[juliatheepic]

I love her story delivery!!

[jenniferchocolat]

God I love her. She did a great interview on Marc Maron's WTF podcast.

[Connman555]

She's 22 years older then I am and I would still marry her in a second...

[junglepoppa]

@Connman555 You could just bang her instead.

[Connman555]

@junglepoppa I would do both honestly 

[arkman93]

@Connman555 me too bro, me too...

[arkman93]

@Connman555 me too bro, me too...

[NeuroticPastry]

Not funny at all..

[difdude]

she ruins the john oliver show :(

[Tragedienne3]

@R3LOAD713 How would you know? 

[11animefan]

love how her voice is changing at 1:46 !!!

this is great :D

[samus1421]

tha last immpressiton is great

[Kipfan410]

@John845 Not true in all cases man!

[xmetalhead17]

she aint funny

[VauxhallVXR]

That was, without a doubt - the LONGEST 3 minutes of my life.

[mrwesdaddy]

God...This woman...I swear... I dont care who is running for president in 2012, Im gonna scratch their fucking name off the ballot and write THE BAMMER!!!

[IDSenrIDZ]

Huh?!

[TheSeltsamOne]

The only problem with her is that when she is supposed to yell she whipers.

[xMeanBean]

Lol I think I could go gay for her.

[Chitenza]

I thought it was gonna suck...but halfway thru it became funny...nice

[leimapapa]

It's cool how she mentioned meeting her arch-nemesis at Target and now she's in those Target commercials.

[fenix182]

Does anyone think she sounds like Bart Simpson?

[Yorcal]

Love her.

[JosiahSilas]

I didn't think I would like her when I first heard her, but all her different voices and characters are amazing.

[lazyd3vil]

1:51

[kusanomono]

im in love with her

[huwgojones]

@kusanomono

do you want to put your wrinkley dinkley in her talky hole?

[Acelynnamere]

@kusanomono You and me both

[JarnBjorn72]

@kusanomono Yes, I saw Maria at the local comedy club 2 years ago and got to meet her after the show. She is SO SWEET!!

[kittykat1999]

Maria is the best!!!!

[butcherboy2008]

Really, the people you meet at Target are nuts.

[flyaninnocentlife]

urg, guys in future if u ever feel the need to argue and get rid of all that sexual tnesion between you...please do it in privite messages instead of taking up so much of the comments section, it's so rude. You may be getting thrills out of everyone seeing your "witty" posts, but no one else really cares.

And don't panic TBlake... of course god will forgive u- even a murderer can repent on his deathbed and he'd be forgiven, so im sure arguing with a christian will be no problem!

[sports23player]

RAPE

[ralphyetmore]

...nothin like a superficial religious argument over youtube. hopefully the unemployment issue will improve, so that you can all get jobs.

[TBlake34]

HAHAHAHA.

See, we're idiots for posting comments, but the guy that takes time to read the exchange and post a comment explaining how worthless it is to post comments is a thoughtful critic!!!

How deliciously sanctimonious.

[zjwo]

Great vid. I think she's hilarious. Her delivery bothers me, something about it feels uninvolved; but still wonderful concepts and voices, I'm definitely recommending this.

[Gymnopedie55]

uhh your'e not funny just weird.

I lol's so hard.

[eddy23170]

@OdiumAndy she has her own large site and tours the country....what do you do?

[AMP1317]

I thought that was actually really funny. Good job Maria, I think you're funny!

[TBlake34]

If you don't laugh, you don't laugh, but I'd be willing to bet a large sum of money that the higher you go on the IQ charts the more likely you'll encounter someone who thinks she's funny.

Sort of like religion: the fact that the smarter you are the less likely you are to buy into that bullshit doesn't PROOOOOVE religion false, but it's a pretty big hint.

[sports23player]

Fuck u TBlake there are plenty of smart ppl that believe in religion, dickhead

[TBlake34]

Riiiight.

I think you're confusing belief with compulsion. Plenty of smart people in the past were forced to believe in religion (either because there were no better answers or some asshole with a holy book threatened to torture them), but that number is almost gone today and certainly will be in the next generation.

Religion is for the weak minded.

[sports23player]

People don't torture people into religion, maybe in the middle ages but not now. And so if that is your argument that it really isn't justified. Also your assumption that only smart people are atheists or don't beleive in religion is outrageous. Your IQ and ability to reason has nothing to do with your religous beliefs. Go fuck yourself.

[TBlake34]

Compulsion is not necessarily torture, but whatever, your problems are so much more basic.

Your ability to reason is, in fact, one of the simplest ways to tell whether someone is religious. Accepting beliefs based on insufficient evidence is the basis of religion and also an abject failure of reason.

But google "IQ religion correlation." You can apologize when you see the results.

[sports23player]

I did and it completely disproves your argument. Good job for making yourself look like an idiot.

[TBlake34]

Nice try.

I'm sure you just scrolled through until you found someone manipulating statistics to make the point you want.

Go check the gallup polls.

But why work that hard. Let's just use what we have here. You're stupid and religious, I'm smart and rational. Though it's mere anecdote, it sums the issue up nicely.

[sports23player]

Ok, TBlake ill humor your obvious intellectual fallacies and provide you with a basic paradigm that typifies the existence of God. The creation of the universe.

Do you really believe the "idea" that first there was nothing...then nothing exploded? and made everything? thats the most fucking retarded thing ive heard. And this exsistance of God has been proven throughout history, whether it be the storm during the british invasion of Washington during the War of 1812..or anything else.

[TBlake34]

Haha, your childish, awkward application of words like "fallacy" and "paradigm" was the intellectual equivalent of a 4-year old girl smearing lip-stick all over her face and stumbling around in her mother's high over-sized high heels.

And AWESOME evidence. A storm? Really? That's the best you could do?

Hilarious.

Yes, you are dumb. One of the things dumb people do is mistake coincidence for divine intervention. Perfect illustration of my point.

[sports23player]

and dont spit that generic bullshit that every war has been started for religion because the existence of God is evident in every single thing in life and especially in human development overall. The mere existence of morals is directly attributed to God, the concept of sympathy, love, compassion, and forgiveness did not exist before him. Im tired of trying to argue with you because you are clearly stuck in your ways, but when you are truly tested by God in life we will see where your faith lies

[TBlake34]

I'm stuck in my ways? That's what people who think call "projection."

I guess if your fantasy sky-daddy, god, is really the source of morality he's doing a really piss-poor job of getting the word out.

But the argument from morality is a pathetic attempt at justifying your immature belief in a fairy tale. Socrates explained why such a concept is so stupid 2500 years ago.

[vheed44]

TBlake, your pathetic community college degree in psychology inst impressing anyone. And he actually used both of those words correctly so you don't need to try to make him sound stupid. Trying to argue with an atheist is like trying to explain color to a blind person, without faith there is nothing i can do for you. And yes you can go ahead and make some witty remark and dismiss faith as stupidity, I will still keep you in my prayers and hope that one day you find your way back to God.

[TBlake34]

I didn't say he used the words incorrectly, I said he used the awkwardly. A subtle difference that's clearly beyond you.

The 4-year manages to put her mother's oversized shoes on her feet, technically appropriate, but the sight of it is ridiculous. Linguistically, that's what was just done.

But thanks for burning calories talking to imaginary people in the sky, it's good to know you're wasting your time on my behalf.

You have a fantasy world that you're intensely defensive about.

[vheed44]

I understand the analogy ass hole thanks for explaining it. And the use of the words was appropriate and made clear sense, just because you had to whip out a dictionary to prove your point is irrelevant. You have a strange obsession with crushing the ideals of anyone who has faith in a higher power. I look forward to your day of reckoning, i believe even with all your digressions to God he will still find a way to forgive you.

[TBlake34]

Obviously you didn't understand the analogy, otherwise you wouldn't have accused me of saying something I didn't.

I will agree that you're qualified to talk about the fantasy world you have concocted, but when it comes to quality of language, you're out of your depth. For example, he said he would provide me with a "paradigm" when he actually provided me with an argument (a bad one). A paradigm is a set of arguments, assumptions, and/or beliefs.

It's sad that both of you missed this.

[vheed44]

A paradigm is an example, he used it to describe and support his argument. it was not the argument itself. the fact that you think a paradigm is a set of examples shows your pathetic grasp of the english language.

[TBlake34]

Paradigm--"A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline."

To the extent that it means "example," it refers to a model or schema. The reason I said it was an awkward and childish use, rather than flatly incorrect, is due to the fact that you can stretch this meaning to make it technically correct.

It's poor word usage, someone trying to speak out of their depth.

[vheed44]

I tend to disagree. just because it doesnt fit the conventional socially accepted format does not mean that it is poorly used, just rarely heard. Theres a difference.

[TBlake34]

You have every right to disagree. Maybe you can start using the word that way and revolutionize the language like a latter-day Shakespeare.

[vheed44]

hahaha ok thanks

[zipflchick]

I'm sorry that you're incapable of following a thread.

[sneakyduck99]

Yeah TBlake are you fucking retarded??? you sound like a fucking dumb shit especially when you use those big words. WOaaah! you took high school English! nobody gives a flying fuck you atheist pile of fucking shit. I hope you go kill yourself so there are less fuck piles around. Go burn in hell you faggot ass hole nigger bitch fucktard worthless FUCK!!!

[TBlake34]

How kind of you to save me the time of having to deal with you seriously. Thank you for exposing your true colors--puke green and black bile.

[zjwo]

WTF, this comment is gay. What are you saying, smart people maybe figured out god is imaginary...to a comedian. Wow, listen to the smart guy here, who can't handle the concept of relevance. i.e. Einstein was a jew, believed in god too, and that is why he studied physics, wanted to know if god had to create the universe or if it was a choice. Stick to basketball thick-head (no insult to basketball intended). I think you need to get your i.q. checked, i bet you can't find duluth minnesota on a map

[TBlake34]

Haha, a more elegant proof of my initial point could not be conceived of.

Thank you.

[hypenote1406]

...........Why?

Why put this ANYWHERE? Yes, she's funny, but why would you put her shit moments on youtube? Why I ask, WHY?

[DesiraeTucker]

i just had to force myself to watch this

[tomgunns]

Brilliant!

[TheStonerpreneur]

I think her goofy voice is a result of her not taking anything seriously. I like.

[shindings1]

SO??? Does someond NEED Baloons on Their Chest to be important in Your eyes??

[vidmanx0]

Er...did you read the last sentence that the dude typed?

[heythere634]

is this audience small or do they just have no sense of humor?

[d983394]

little bit of both

[vincentsclone]

XD The ending was awesome.