Week in Douchebaggery, Yahoo+Microsoft, Movies: News 2/1/08

[wireman1990]

Wait....I work with Lex Friedman.

Well this will be an interesting thing to bring up at the office Monday.

[wubbyster92]

DAN YOU SOUND LIKE THE BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE GUY!!! damn whats his name *looks up while snapping fingers*. damn,damn damn damn....

[AmyJayn]

I love Dan, what a guy.

[Herv3]

I can't believe they got rid of this awesome host and replaced him with lame-o-Gladstone.

[chocococo321]

We in the Midwest know how to handle the weather.

[nocturnezero]

Dan sounds so nervous in this. And what's with all the spam?

[xxoddgoxx]

Oh I know. It just makes me wanna do him up da bum even more.

[nocturnezero]

Agreed.

[JesterAzazel]

Good to see DOB on here.. I've read his articles, and they are piss-you-pants funny.. Not quite so much on video, but it's still good to see the guy make an appearance..

[nocturnezero]

Chrismasturbation is the best.

[mogul1265]

Is satire dead yet? Geez this shit is so tired.

[celestial69chica]

im gonna get get get u drunk, get u love drunk of my hump...

because of shit like is I LOVE CRACKED!

[jbg42]

Great job,guys.

[shadowenglish]

Very cool.

[musicxslavez]

douchebag #2: the weather. lmao

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

I have no simpathy for music artists songs being downloaded for free. They already got their money 3 times already for a cd, a cassette, etc. Now they want you to buy it again for your Ipod?  PLEASE!!! GREED IS GREED!

[bubbles29118190]

Nice Movie Guys - hes a legend! atomicfeedback.com

[bubbles29118190]

Nice Movie Guys - hes a legend! atomicfeedback.com

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

I agree with kids getting free downloads onmusic anyway, they already bought the record and then the cassette and then the CD!!! What more does the music industry want? They want you to pay 5times for the same music!!! The music industry rips off everyone for their over pricing, so I have no simpathy for kids finding free ways, they do not work and their parents cannot keep buying everything 5 times!!! YEAH target kids, thats below the waist!!! Kick kids where it hurts, real nice!!!

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

OK, OK Steve Jobs should reduce the price of Ipods for kids, teens, who do not have jobs to buy this stuff, and they are the ones who live for them. Most Parents cannot afford these high prices for all their kids, and its not fair to jack up a piece of 74 cent plastic to $175...Yes, I'll tell money greedy Steve Jobs!!!

[mohawk58]

Maybe you should tell kids to not be so focused on objects. Obviously when parents are dumb enough to shell out the dough then who is the dumb ass? If a kid "lives" for an Ipod then parents aren't doing their job. Not Steve "Jobs".

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

It is so Steve Jobs fault for HIGHWAY ROBBERY on an item that only cost them $2 a piece, micro chips an all...If you needed food at the grocery store and Steve Jobs owned that grocery store and there wasn't one nearby for you and Steve charged you $100 for chicken when it only cost $2, you would buy it coause you like it, right? Not because its worth it, you don't need Ipods, you need food, but Ipods are important to kids and Steve knows this, he's despicable!!!

[mohawk58]

IPODS are NOT important. He created a product that no one ever had and created demand for it. He has the right to choose his price. Nobody cries when nobody wants VHS tapes. Need does not=want. As for food prices talk to WalMart.

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

So where is a safe place to get music for your Ipod?

[TitenSxull]

take that science! lol

[goretoym]

Lame.

[hollyness2]

Oh man, I loved this.

I have to subscribe!

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

Bill Gates has to stop jacking up his prices on $2 Ipods to $175 and up for virtually teens who need to buy them...When I was a kid, I merely had to afford a sinmple CD, now kids, who do not work, are subjected to these "RICH" guys who want more and more...HEY BILL, YOU HAVE EBOUGH MONEY!!! Let kids enjoy their music cheaper, cheap DUDE!!!!!!

[TheRASGuy]

Take up yer bitchin to Steve Jobs of APPLE - they make the iPOD. And that piece of junk SW iTUNES with their horrid interface and DRMed music.

[WHATEVERJUSTREGISTER]

You don't HAVE to get your music on iTunes to play it on your iPod.. DUUUHH

[soben]

You really don't do your research, do you? iTunes is pushing NON DRM music, and have been for close to a year already. It's LEGAL music, unlike how you get your music now. Horrid interface my ass. It's simplicity at it's finest. To MYHOLLANDGIRL: the prices of iPods haven't changed much over the years. Perhaps you should get a job, that'll help pay for an iPod. This is my second one, and I bought both of mine using a MINIMUM wage job, and the first one in HIGH SCHOOL. Suck it up.

[MYHOLLANDGIRL]

I have an Ipod and I never use it anyway, but kids use them back n' forth to school, etc...They cannot afford them, so parents have to buys these over=priced toys for their kids and teens. They cannot work yet, so parents have to shell out for this HIGHWAY ROBBERY item for 3 kids if they have 3 kids. Rediculous! and you wonder why kids are messed up today, some have them and others can't, very unfair! We need kids away from drugs and into affordable things, drugs are less money for kicks today!!

[wuzzman16]

you really thought bill gates made ipods? thats ridicuous, but steve jobs is a nutjob too. everyone knows people illegally download and its time we accepted it. if i pay $50 to go see a band then i should get to download those songs for free.

[CiniCraft]

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

[purplestreaks]

lol(still laughing):D

[liltim861]

This is where I'm going to get my news from now on. Awesome.

[Lukiss2]

I like the news

[squirtx16]

it ends half way through the video

[Eeptog]

that happens sometimes, try refreshing the page or coming back later.

[kakarot108]

douchebag number 2....the weather lol

[Raisesorchids]

Gets better all the time Lex. Keep Dan on - he's hilarious...

[PyroPictures]

I've got a fever - and the only prescription is more cracked...

I just started watching yesterday and I am so addicted to it! I don't know what it is about but I just love it --- It's hilarious!

Douchebag #4: PyroPictures (#1 Fan)

[Jman219574]

your mom's a sticker

[selfhealed]

wow, Dan rocks, excellent reviews XD

[Ronja5200]

Haha, I don't get why this isn't more popular.

It's great.

Cracks me up every time I watch it :D

[InfectedZero]

Aahaha this was awesome.

[FreakinWriter]

Dan's cute in a weird way. Nice installment. Can't wait till Monday.

[latrece76]

I MUCH prefer Dan to Justine. Great episode!

[bunnyloveskitten]

i love you

[williamthemighty]

Loved the "Snow Angel" joke

[rgbda]

great! loved the movie reviews.

/yearns for the golden years of hollywood (1952-1961)

The Eye, really? I mean come on! Theres an interesting statistic right there, how many people are so stupid/bored to see this shit? And do they vote?

speaking of vote, Mcain? Mr bomb bomb Iran, we're fucked.

[ldsqtbea]

great job :)

[bummargera]

omg this videos rock!!!

[Anthony573]

whatever happened to iJustine?

[tsarstepan]

Your "movie reviewer" is not quite ready for primetime.

You, Dan O'Brien, can walk, shoulders back, head held high, smirk on your face, into the Fake News Hall of Fame. You're that good. Now if we can only have Bill Gates allocate some of his billions to build a Fake News Hall of Fame.

[ldsqtbea]

lol

[rickyricardo123]

They both need to die

[reignfire85]

paris hilton in another movie? are ou fuckin' kidding me? god, why can't SHE die instead of Spears?