Craft Spice (Old Spice Minecraft Machinima Parody)

[Boomboy2555]

Happy B-day video

[SeasonedHALO]

Happy Birthday Video!!!

[Teamchuffa]

1 year ago!



[3bdooTube]

I prefer 5 then 2.

[dexter265]

DID ANYONE ELSE REALISE THIS WAS UPLOADED EXACTLY 1 YEAR AGO...didnt think so :(@)

[ProGarence1]

press number but press number 4 first then 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7

[RealJayDa2]

press 2 then 8 then 9 that's the whole video lol

[Generalaloki]

Press 6, then 7.

[Antigravity131]

TOMORROW THIS VIDEO BECOMES 1 YEAR OLD!!!!1 ITS IT BIRTHDAY !!

[walikgdead454]

lol

[YOURFATCOUSIN]

2,8,3,8,4,8,5,8,6,8

[caden6032]

isn't that the parody of that add were the guy tries to sell shampoo well if it is i like both espiacally im a creeper ... explosian lol

[mrfireman545]

press 6 then 8 for Where a sweet natured cow can play minecraft.

[MrHaloMinecrafter]

Grid from Black Ops smells like feces? ._.

[DjFabyFab1]

PA PA PA POWWERRR XD

[TheeProdogy]

8 = subliminal messages

[naruto9500]

This just reminded me of code monkeys. Because you know... Black Steve?

[toasty4000000]

press 4 over and over again

[TheFriedMovies]

Press 8 , then 5 , also 4.

Play minecraft...this place smells of feces...Punch it!

[PapioMike]

2 4 3 = fantastic punch it with mystry and wonder

[guiltyfinnish]

keep hitting 4 and it says punch shit!

[LolFreakk]

Hold 2. Sounds like fapping.

[EmirTheBosnian]

4 4 4 4 4 4  PUNCHALITY!

[Swenyypeter]

NO top comments are the same!!hmmm heres my chance... uhhh KIDNEYS!

[sbaeagles15]

@Swenyypeter No. Leave and never come back. This joke is beyond old, yet somehow it still gets likes. I have made my duty to make 457 accounts and dislike your comment. Thus, leaving you in despair because you're dumb ass wants top comment.

[mattplaz]

@sbaeagles15 I'LL HELP!

[MrMightyPeanut]

0:34 kill it before it lays eggs!!

[PKlukeG]

6 then 4 multiple times

a sweet cow

punch it. punch it,punch it

and 7 then 4

most gigantic daimond of justice you've layed eyes on. punch it

[TRUEcraft13]

How about everyone stops arguing about COD and BF and plays some good old minecraft :)

[FormulaMetal]

Where can i get the skin?

[assassino1002]

/watch?v=rGQgcv9vIT0&feature=p­lcp&context=C33371c8UDOEgsToPD­skK9N8ndFVN9uTvsQolCFE85

watch my video on an awesome double decker plane!

[roguecj310]

I like how he went into cod and said it smelled like shit lol

[betterleonkennedy]

Wtf I want this guy is my friend I need diamonds

[TheCanadianNarwhal]

5,3,6,4,2=This place smelles of feces, with mystery and wonder, where a sweet natured cow can be your very best friend...punch it, FANTASTIC!

[Mrinfinity9000]

oops i mean 4

[Mrinfinity9000]

if u press 5 to much it sound like he's saying pun shit :D

[thepartypanda88]

ew bordercraft

[Bboyplayr]

Fantastic

[hjajvideos]

Press 2 and 5 really fast. Fat fat fat fat fat fat

[theepiclemur]

THE TREE IS NOW DIAMONDS!

[tacoguana]

press 4=punch shit

[TheNixy27]

eplosion!

[iComedy09]

And I'm on a pig

[Condom007of007Solace]

Call Of DOODY... no wonder it smells like feces.

[RTKeulen]

@Zero1RLV4 kootra i a guy... just saying... not likely you met him...

[MAREQUE3]

Press 5 then 3 then 4 then 2. You will hear:

This place smells of feces, with mistery and wonder, punch it, fantastic

[hjajvideos]

@MAREQUE3 5, 4.

This place smells of feces! punch it.

[Zero1RLV4]

i haven't saw graphics this shitty since KEN'S LABYRINTH



[4I6I]

@Zero1RLV4 you IDIOT PFAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Psquadronx37]

Look down.

This comment section is now flame wars

[ClockWise849]

mi mi mi mi mi mi minecraft

[Zero1RLV4]

damn that hoes @kootra smelled so bad, and i met her in minecraft.

[Hypothermicwave]

How about you both shut the fuck up. They are just video games and both are first person shooters so they technically are the same type of game. Now please shut the hell up and calm down!

[NagatoFan1]

cant help but keep hitting 4 :P

[legendofrob1]

3 then 2 for " Punch it with mystery and wonder

[beymaster531]

O.o

[xXKenProXx]

@mechaspark1 But they had succeeded.

[THEDEADLY1231]

press 5 then 4 then 3 "this place smells of feces, punch it, with mystery and wonder" LOLZ

[TibbsTheyCallMe]

seriously guys this is a funny video to watch and you guys are arguing over cod being bad or good i mean seriously people you guys are really immature

[mariomegaman]

@TibbsTheyCallMe This youtuber has great wisdom! Look down, now back to me, YOU NOW HAVE A THUMBS UP!!! ^_^d

[Phillthebodyguard]

haha

[opticallyaustin]

press 5 for great tits

[Elementtdx]

5 3 2 4

This place smells of feces/with mystery and wonder/ fantastic / PUNCH IT!

props to Gabelogan 553 for idea

[ImmaSquidlng]

2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2 FANTA!

[Thegreeklishone95]

Keep pressing 8. Thats what you need to do! :)

[daaydaayful]

Press 6 then 2

[zecorezecron]

Should have had him ride a pig.

[SUPERSPARTA41]

5 then 3

[RECONSNIPER58]

anything is possible in minecraft im a Griefer.

[ChuckTheBaconHunter]

press seven then four

[ytrewq84151]

press 4 for tree

[DiZZYViPER]

It smells better than Kootra! Ha. :P

[Knitemare217]

Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Minecraft!

[OWN3DH34D5H0TZ]

Awesome Video :D

[sandman555210]

borderlands texture pack

[Zero1RLV4]

@sandman555210 you can call it what you want, but i see 8bit garbage.

[Zero1RLV4]

feeces....thats what @kootra is.

zero points for originality, spoofs look better when hollywood does them.

[Fadfanatic123]

@Zero1RLV4 Feces, That's what this comment is.

Zero points for butthurtedness and Fuckery. Comments look better when trolls don't do them.

[Zero1RLV4]

@Fadfanatic123 that shit is straight off some tv show you watched, infact you might be imitating the last person you became a fanboy for.

if i'm a troll, then ur a lonely fanboy that faps to creepers.

[Fadfanatic123]

@Zero1RLV4 Fap to creepers? What's so sexy about a walking green dick that explodes? Reminds me of Osama's dick. And, You came her to talk shit on Kootra? Over a million views and he gets paid to do his videos. Where's the last place your video's got you to? Besides bed next to a fucking horse known as your boyfriend.

[Zero1RLV4]

@Fadfanatic123 yes, so famous he would never chill with you over a good ruond of 8bit shit you people call a game, anyone playing minecraft is a shortbus gamer. painfully obvious. everyone lets live in simple land like good sheep do. crap. 1 million brainless people and dumb kids who can't handle blood and gore, or don't have a real 3d card.

[Fadfanatic123]

@Zero1RLV4 You know Minecraft is one of the world's biggest games? And the only reason you hate it is because you can't afford it. :)

[thebloodygir25]

@Zero1RLV4 Minecraft requires more thought than shooters ever will. It's the brainless people that are playing Call of Duty, if you think a game needs blood and gore to be good then, you're one of them.

[Zero1RLV4]

@thebloodygir25 ya well i write my own script/code for shooters. that requires a brain too. not only that, i edit the textures for whatever i mod too. so now what? haha. its not like I'M the DUMMY. get real kid.

[Knitemare217]

@Zero1RLV4 wait, if you hate Minecraft sooooo much, why did you look up this video?

[Zero1RLV4]

@Knitemare217 it happened by accident...youtube forces you to watch shit, its part of using something for free. duuuh.

[Zero1RLV4]

@Fadfanatic123 and p.s. i'm allowed my opinion. so you can hurt your butt stuffing your own words back into yourself, the way you like most anally.

[justrololol]

@Zero1RLV4 You're delving far too much into this. I think it's obvious that you need to get laid. Good luck with that buddy.

[Zero1RLV4]

@justrololol ok...well you got a small point, like half a point for that one. but this shit is still GAY.

[justrololol]

@Zero1RLV4 Why bother watching it and wasting your time with it? Just shows how upset you are with your life and feel the need to cause controversy over one video you don't like. Go get laid.

[UGCTheBest]

@Fadfanatic123 Fantastic.

[ramonerful]

This place smells of fieces xD

[Pyro25100]

lol I like what they did there xD

[feluco1998]

Borderlands Texture Pack!

[gabelogan553]

Press 5 then 2

This place smells of feces FANTASTIC

[minecraftfromfinland]

@gabelogan553 i did it 500 times and its still funny

[xDarkistic]

@gabelogan553 52

[mechaspark1]

@gabelogan553 Press 4 then 7

The tree is now-- most gigantic diamond of justice you've ever laid eyes on.

[TheSnorreB]

press 8 then 2!

minecraft-fantastic!

[redxepos1]

fucken awsome

[dirtyal199]

im a creeper EXPLOSION!

[marksman805]

PRESS 2!!!

[ElthianTri]

This video got more views than his subscriptions. Do y'all even know who this is from?

[tomcent5]

next best mod: wood -->diamonds

[1henry2proctor3]

what was the point of this?? :) :L :L :L :L :L

[stnick72]

@1henry2proctor3 um entertainment

[1henry2proctor3]

@stnick72 i was being sarcastic

[AwkwardYankee]

O_O



[JaR0R0]

they should re-make this with notches smooth mod or watever its called, then they really can do the swan dive :D

[CLDBL00DED]

@JaR0R0 GENIUS! That would be so epic. And I'm pretty sure it's the smart moving mod.

[hedidit55]

Wat did I just watch

[roththemage]

wtf

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

Yep, it definitely smells like feces lol

[MHlovesorigami1]

ma ma ma ma ma ma minecraft *meow*

[thebrunssss]

minecraft it smells better than kootra

[pannkaka67]

what the fuck!

[Hitman41165]

@pannkaka67 confused?you should be because you are not fantastic!i am fantasticly fantastic,so are the creatures!

more confused?you should be because i am fantasticly fantasticness fantastic,so are the creatures!

*and this goes on forever*

[khemical666]

im a creeper

[calpowwow]

LENS FLARE MUCH KOOTRA

[TANKallAROUNDvideos]

Did they say call of duty is shit? I do beleive so.

[videogames991]

Exsplotion

[AKAMeanyMalgus]

Great :)

[TintedGaming]

lol "Minecraft, it smells better than kootra."

[sweetsiren101]

ma.ma.ma.ma.ma.ma.minecraft.lo­l

[TheMe172]

is it odd that my erection grows everytime i watch this out of awsomeness?

[ryan0ff]

And thus, Oceans were added to minecraft.

[sneekylilbast]

55 seconds of my life wasted "by going to a pee break from watching this for the 63rd time"

[DarkMagicPanda]

"here is a delightful phobus tree...let's punch it...THE TREE IS NOW DIAMONDS"

Why aren't all trees in minecraft like that

[skullrovers]

im a creeper lol

[XDSmileZawrXD]

Lol. This was amazing.

[ANIOLATORV]

lol he Black Ops smells like fecese... just like the rest of the COD franchise. Now if you dont mind me in goig to play BF3, minecraft, TF2, L4D2, WOT and other superior online games

[dragonvoidex]

@ANIOLATORV Really BF3? No, it is a horrible excuse for a game if I've ever seen one. The "surreal" feeling it is suppose to give is a shame and a dishonor to life itself. If this game shows any realize, it's how weapons are used in a training course by a bunch of rookies that have never shot a gun in their lives. All the other games are fun and enjoyable.

[TheLastFlame50]

@dragonvoidex Something tells me your a COD fanboy.Either that or a troll.Or you just hate both COD and Battlefield.

[iopkluj123]

@dragonvoidex You could at least TRY not to act like a COD fanboy. If you prefer COD, Play COD, if you prefer Battlefield, Play Battlefield. Don't just troll the opponents, get a life... A better life at least :P

[ANIOLATORV]

@dragonvoidex If you dont have fun in BF3 it means you dont know how to play it or you dont like the genre. the second example is understandable but just because you keep getting killed doesnt make it a bad game

[dragonsbreath223]

@ANIOLATORV hey! the call of duty series has always been good, its just that it kind of worsened when it got to MW3. i just dont understand why every battlefield fan has to insult Call of duty when call of duty was not bad to begin with.

[ANIOLATORV]

@dragonsbreath223 COD died with MW1. That game became popular because it was COD4 set in modern times with very good graphics (at release date) They have yet to update. Battlefield introduces vehicals and a huge variety of weaonds and tactic while getting a new game engine for every game (other than BC2) and spends years perfecting their games while COD is just remade in a few months and STILL OUTSELLS BF. The reason is because BF takes skill, something most COD kids dont have

[heerlime]

@ANIOLATORV it not the skill part that they dont like its the teamwork

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV Why can't you just ACCEPT the game? This is why I'm starting to hate people that prefer BF over COD, all they do is bash COD. Why can't they just leave the goddamn game alone and let it be? They're the same games.. Both about shooting enemies and winning. A slight difference in gameplay and graphics doesn't change the entire concept. You see, I play MC, TF2, L4D, BF, COD, etc. People like you are a disgrace to the gaming community. Constantly bashing games as a hobby.

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV One of BF3's flaws is that, they tried WAY too hard in competing with COD. Really immature. Call of Duty, on the other hand, ignores all this hatred and continues what they're doing. BF3 is like a bully to COD. They won't leave the game alone. Your community goes on COD videos JUST to insult the game. Really sad. I hate people like that. I still play BF3 though, as I can't speak for the ENTIRE community. Though it's still about 50% of BF3's community.

[ANIOLATORV]

@mechaspark1 BF3 players are really proud because of teh superior game. You cant blame them when the COD audience act like such douches

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV Both amazing games. The developers of BF3 tried way too hard to outdo COD.

[ANIOLATORV]

@mechaspark1 Thats my problem, COD isnt a good game and BF3 succeeded. All opinions aside in the end CoD is still a bad game whether you like it or not

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV So apparently because YOU think it's bad, it becomes bad? I suppose because you said it, I should just think it's bad. BF3 is for the less skilled, obviously. Since it's WAY slower, and the game has "I'M TRYING SO HARD TO COMPETE WITH CALL OF DUTY" written ALL over it. Choosing BF3 over COD is like choosing a twin. No difference except small features of it. Though it's obvious you're just butthurt that COD gets more attention than BF3. Gtfo with your opinions.

[ANIOLATORV]

@mechaspark1 ummmm... its not an opinion itsa fact. Better graphics, bigger maps, vehicals, more weapons, more players, more maps, more tactics, requires skill, more fun with friends, less 6 year olds differentetc

Theyre not clones and they come from COMPLETELY different worlds. If you think BF3 is trying to be COd then your an idiot who doesnt know his games. Ive been gaming for years and ive played Battlefield 1 and COD 1 and theyre extremely different

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV Are you honestly dimwitted enough to believe your opinion is FACT? What are you, a child? Obviously you are. I find it quite hilarious how you call ME an "idiot" when you can't even find the difference between "your" and "you're" . This shows your ignorance and immaturity, crystal clearly. So there's no difference whatsoever between two games, that are JUST about killing and winning? Sure, there are some slight differences, but I still don't get your use of logic in this.

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV Trust me, I've played and beaten TONS of games. And ALL of the Call of Duty games. Don't question me on this, little guy. I've also played all of the Battlefield series. Trust me, they're REALLY similar. Guns, shooting, killing, explosions. Sure, battlefield has a wider map and some useless vehicles that get blown up in one hit, but Call of Duty definitely requires some skill. You have to have a really quick mind. Don't get me wrong, I like both games, but you people..

[ANIOLATORV]

@mechaspark1 Theyre not about killing and "your" and "your're" are VERY SIMPLE MISTAKES. 99% of people online make those mistakes when typing quickly. Now grammar nazism aside i can often get over 15 kills in a tank befire dying and it takes 5 hits to kill a tank, 3 to kill an APC and 2 to destroy a helicoptor. Planes are different, in real life it really would only take 1 hit. COD remake sthe same game over and over ona crappy game engine and is more popular than BF3

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV Just by your words I can tell you haven't played COD much at all. You can "coem at teh top of teh leader board" without kills, depending on your gamemode. Such as capture the flag, take the flag the most without any kills and you'll be at the top. Or domination, same thing. Team Deathmatch or free for all, on the other hand, are about kills. Also, a game about guns and attempting to destroy the enemy, isn't about killing? Hmm..

[ANIOLATORV]

@mechaspark1 Lol youve given up and lost the argument. I know this because your picking on my spelling errors . Instead of a real argument you start being a grammar nazi

COD team based game mods are stupid! no one plays them because they kill you precious K/D. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME YOU MORON, is the protestent religion and catholic the same? are Saw 3 and Nightmare on elm street the same? are Assasins creed and Uncharted the same? are a skyscraper and a 1 story house the same?

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV How exactly have I given up? I have few things to say to you. Do you want me to write a book on this or something? It's pretty hard not to pick on your errors when you're calling me an "idiot" and a "moron" and you can't even correct basic mistakes like "your". Anyways, I see you're getting mad because you're losing? Obviously you are because you attempting to say I "lost the argument" which really shows how desperate you are.

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV Also, the things you pointed out are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. This is like trying to teach a kindergartener how to add 1+1. Both games have you running around with guns and KILLING each other. Sure, gameplay is different and weapons are as well. But no, both are the same ideas and concepts. Consider them the same, Einstein. You have stopped pointing out differences, which brings me a step closer to finishing this debate. Continue raging.

[mechaspark1]

@ANIOLATORV Here you go. This pretty much sums it up /watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU

[ANIOLATORV]

@mechaspark1 It requires vastly more than justv killing. Ive ceom at teh top of teh leader board without a single kill because i played well, damaged vehicals and placed bombs. BF3 devs put so much time an deffort into making a fantastic game and perfecting online while COD just dusts off MW1 sells it for 150$

[trevan123456]

LOL SWAN DIVE INTO SPEPHES AND BLACK OPS

[TheImbaTroll]

Gassy! :D

[tyrannasaurasalan]

Muh muh muh muh muh muhmuh....muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmuhmu­hmuh........MineCraft!

[Tinedmovie4062]

"Wait, this place smells of feces."

*Black Ops*

[DismallyHopeless]

As soon as I heard him start talking, i thought, why is Gassy black? #racist.

[MrXDogzZ]

why does kootra smell? i dont understand that.