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  • Check out my channel for funnny ass movie reviews!!!! thanks folks

  • I don't touch anyone, and don't have much contact with people per say, so I'm safe. :)

  • A few days after I've seen this, a kid I might school that sits next to me coughs, then coughs blood, I'm like "HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! GO TO THE NURSE!" so he went to the nurse, she told him something he ate must of came up and scratched his throte, I was like, "BULL FUCKING SHIT! GET OUTA HERE!" Later that day I coughed, oh my freaking god did that scare me, I'm like "I'm going to cough up blood and die a terrible painful death." I never cough again, point it, THIS MOVIE IS SCARY AS SHIT!

  • @PizzaRollsAndTea

    sorry for so much spelling erras

  • i wanna have your demon babies

  • Spot on review! The performances really pulled me in but the story line didn't know where to go. I wanted the point of this movie to be a honest germ-apocolypse but the political bullcrap/conspiracy theory just through it way off.

  • AGREED! "Nukes in movies? Cool! Zombie Apocalypse? Awesome! Pathogens? Scariest Shit Ever!"

    Sums up my reaction. I'm still depressed after seeing this movie. I knew about this possibility of course but the movie dramatized it. Sad and is going to happen one day...

  • a real life contagion can happen like the black plague

  • Contagion was was like watching a soccer match between two teams i really didnt care about. id give it a "wont remember this movie in T minus a day" (african motaba? you do know u have fans in africa...? still... much love from Nigeria and South Africa dude. We dont carry viruses people!!!)

  • I thought Catagion absolutely SUCKED but Outbreak was fantastic.

  • Honestly, one of the worst movies ive ever seen. You say it covers months? no. It jumps from a month to day 144, horrible horrible movie.

  • @heatbball2 Agreed. I will not be watching it again.

  • I Am Legend

  • I've started skipping to the end of your reviews to see if alcohol is required before I hit the Redbox and maybe the ABC Liquor store. What about Red Tails?

  • I just finished the movie, it does feel choppy but overall I like it.

  • Outbreak was so much better, in both storyline and actors' performances. I did enjoy that some of the "scientific" words were completely made up...immunize with "antiphions" and something being "immunonomic"? Yeah...those aren't real words in science (Immunology scientist here.)

  • This movie sucked

  • I was one of the few survivors of bieber fever.

  • MATT DAMON!

  • I am legend

  • The Stand

  • I love how this movie wants you to wash your hands every time you touch something. If you do that,then your body cant naturally defend its self from normal germs then you die,or you dont wash your hands,you get the insane deadly virus and die anyways. So basically we are all fuck.

  • i watched this movie. It was soooo BORING!! :(

  • Bieber Fever, started doing some damage... LMFAO I love this guy no homo

  • "did she find Jimmy Hoffa"???

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  • this movie was really boring.... i didn't understand a thing... it just feels off, not even the performances can save this crappy movie... feel like i wasted 2 hours of my life watching this shit... i expected more

  • @cbapiaz

    if i had seen this movie a year ago, i would have agreed with you. however, i took a class in anthropology that had a section on how global pandemics work, and this movie is compelling in how accurate it is to the creation and spreading of viruses like this. if you don't know about it, you won't get it. i was lucky, and i think the movie could have done a better job explaining how these things work. i don't blame you for being confused, big flaw there.

  • Haters wouldnt know a good movie if it hit them

  • I didn't like it they made it too graphic...

  • Marion Cotillard's character was pretty useless.

  • Contagion SUCKS ASS.

  • thumbs up if you watched the whole movie then the end came on then you were like really damn animals

  • I was also wondering what happened to that chick.

  • I thought it was a pretty good movie. Heavy 6/10 or a light 7/10. I watched it when i had a really bad cold which probably wasn't the best idea :P

  • I LOVE THE MOVIE OUTBREAK!! it was so epic!! If you have never seen it... Watch it. Like right now. It's so insane.

  • during the movie i was in the theater and like in the middle of the movie ...i started coughing haha...it was soo awkward

  • Did anyone notice that on the movie poster it said that the movie comes out on September 9th, and he's making a review for it on September 8th....?

  • I AGREE WITH YOU IN EVERY WAY

  • The Crazies was an awesome movie. And then there's Outbreak, which was epic too.

  • A ton of potential. But way too many boring characters. Too many story lines that are too far spread out for me to care about. Resolutions to all story lines seem rushed and half assed. Also would have liked it more if they put more effort into the vaccine cause in my opinion thats what makes these movies, maybe thats just me tho.

    2/5 stars

  • @Superdog1337

    True, there was way too much going on and a very sudden ending to the movie.

  • resident evil,..

  • but ... did she find Jimmy Hoffa !!!??

  • this movie was terrible. hated it.

  • I thought it was fantastic. I love realistic movies like this. What's scare about it is the face that it's SO REALISTIC.

  • No actual rating, huh?

  • shit movie..the end was a fuckin joke

  • This is a movie that is just trying to MAKE you buy hand cleaner... I feel that if you keep yourself too clean you are gonna get killed by the common cold some day.. Take that as you will.

  • @Chrisfragger1 Not overdoing it on the hand sanitiser might help you out with diseases that are already going around, but the situation portrayed in Contagion involves a virus that humanity has had no prior exposure to, and therefore no defense against. So it wouldn't matter how much you played with other kids as a child, in a pandemic situation the only defense you have is good hygiene (or a vaccine.)

  • Contagion was an extremely boring movie. I wanted to leave the theater.

  • why is everyone saying this movie is good? there's tons of shit wrong with it.like how that doctor who just died out of no where. lots of stuff un explained. this movie was done half assed if you ask me. yet every review i watch says it's good. the only thing kept me trough to the end is the fact that i wanted to find out how they solved this problem

  • why dont you see any thumbs down on comments anymore these days?

  • LMAOOO, did she get lost? did she get in a car accident? did she find Jimmy Hoffa? LOL!!!

  • Contagion was pretty damn scary and it really reminded me of Outbreak alot especially when I first heard of it. I will say REC/Quarantine, Carriers, 28 Days/Weeks Later, I Am Legend & Outbreak were awesome movies!

  • The same way I open my candy in a movie.

  • To be honest this movie felt like a really extended episode of House.For me it really plays out like it in a way but it kinda drags on.I liked the movie, the actors were great but thats just my opinion on it.

  • resident evil it counts

  • Cliff Martinez did an awesome job on the soundtrack of this movie

  • Its funny cause when you said you shouldnt bite your nails..thats exactly what i was doing

  • I love you Jeremy, you always have the reviews of every movie I wanna watch lately.

  • I couldn't figure out what "outbreak" films I've seen, and then I realized, Resident Evil. That damn T-virus, man, it is the most threatening outbreak I can think of. Now, I will admit the movie "Quarantine" came to mind, but that virus didn't leave an apartment building, the T-virus spread worldwide. Win.

  • I Am Legend is pretty awesome.

    Also, if video games count, Prototype. Why? Alex Mercer = Chaos. Nuff said.

  • @TheCrayzeeMan Dude! When you are living?! 

  • I was watching this movie on the Entertainment System that is installed on board of the plane I'm traveling and a guy beside me was coughing loudly and sick-like, I was horribly worried.

    And also, despite it being the scariest part of the movie because it's absolutely possible, I like the Bat & Pig scene and background music. It's easily one of the best ending for a movie of it's kind.

  • You know what Joker said in the movie Batman dark knight : When the chips are down, these civilized people, They'll eat each other.. remember that ???? - That is displayed happening in this movie. And that is what we can look forward to when everyone in the world is looking out only for number one! Stupid people!!!!

  • woah, i was biting my nails when you talked about not biting my nails, lol

  • But contagion was so much more scientifically realistic than outbreak!

    Study Biology more D:

  • i really really didnt like this movie lol maybe i would have more but my friend told me we were going to see a zombie movie -.-

  • could you review the trailer for the devil inside??

  • does zombieland count?

  • i agree. the ending sucked and so did the time sequence. overwise it was pretty good :)

  • This movie Sucked so bad

  • Brian O'Donnell said hi to me yesterday!! :D

  • This movie actually scares the crap out of me!!!

  • they didn't want to end the movie with hand sanitizer

  • @Eternalsummersong this was scarier than zombies, SAW and final destination!!!! CAUSE IT MAY ACTUALLY HAPPEN

  • yeah i just saw it the other day, it was better than i expected but was like movie of the year but i enjoy these type of movies anyways

  • Beaver Fever was way more scary than this lol:)

  • scared the fucking shit out of me

  • Shaun of the dead

  • Outbreak was better

  • @Frymaster318 And dumber at the same time.

  •  This movie is so so boring I bought it fake and I haven't finish it yet.

  • Watch the english bbc show surviors,its so good ,a series about a virus ,look it up

  • So true bout the girl at the start

  • dont get how the endings rubbish? its amazing!

  • i kinda liked the movie

    except when it begins on day 2 and ends on day one

  • This movie was Good, Although when someone coughed in the cinema I would get well paranoid!:) haha

  • Oh gosh people who complain this movie not been scary enough...well, it's a virus movie, NOT a zombie movie, i liked this movie. It showed things more realistically than the usual hollywood movies with their massive dramatizations and exaggerations. It was a movie about doctors and that one guy who had to deal with the situation. I enjoyed every minute of it (except the end tho...) :)

  • this movie sucked

  • There was a kid at the movies who was sick...

    every time he would cough everyone would stare at him

  • I was dissapointed in this movie it had good talent but didn't use it too much. the idea was good but it was pretty boring and with all the characters i didnt feel for any of them. Also the end was anti cilmatic

  • I think I just got a biever fever...

  • actually the movie does tell you where is came from in the end, I thought the movie was great until the end when they had to put an anti-capitalist spin on the whole thing, typical Hollywood leftist garbage

  • This movie is SO BORING! what a waste of money!

  • @BDRioga Thats probably because you have ADD, like 23% percent of Americans.

  • @Gourmeticainsularis1 i have ad/hd and loved this movie

  • @Explod1ngNinja Didn't mean to bash people with Ad/hd sorry if I offended you.

  • @Gourmeticainsularis1 no way, you did not i love my adhd

  • @BDRioga You're a six-year old, aren't you?

  • @BDRioga No.

  • Good movie though

  • I thought it would be scarier : (

  • cunt

  • It's really sad to see that people need a huge, unrealistic, over intensive climax to enjoy a movie. The movie was compelling enough to never need one. Sure, I admit, the movie wasn't that great. It simply makes me cringe to see people even consider that poor excuse of an argument.

  • im guessing she found Jimmy Hoffa

  • @NGAGUNZ atulaly, a virus could make people violent and lose all rational thought that can be transmtted by a bite; kind of like the effect rabies has on a dog. and like the virus in contagion, the symptoms coul appear verry quickly. whether or not the zombie virus culd spread to thousands of people in a short piriod of tome is still up to debate. besides, long as you've got guns and plenty ofe ammo, surviveing yhe zombie appocolype sounds a little bit more fun.

  • I walked out, 45 minutes of shitty dialog, overacting, and the camera 2 inches in front of something/ someone with no dialog is too much for me. Even if it was $5 Tuesday, I'm sorry you guys paid $14 for that.

  • I loved the end when it explains how the virus started

  • This movie is why I'm happy for OCD. XDD

  • I have watch my ideal videos online FREE at videoweed@es@tc/Contagion-2011­-TS-XViD-ILLUMINATI@html (replace@ with dot)

  • Lame! i.e. Larry Fish, Head of the Centre of Disease Control forewarns his live-in love, Claudia, to Touch Nothing, Touch No One, and beat it the hell out of the city! But she stops to shop for a shopping cart FULL of batteries & flashlights(?) & gets a call from her girlfriend who asks 'What's wrong, you seem tense', so she pauses, bites her lip and repeats, 'Don't tell anyone, but ... U KNOW GIRLS!, sets off a chain of riots, deaths, but gets the vaccine in the end because Larry loves her!

  • This movie was stop disappointing:(

  • The end of this movie was very gay! And for the most part this movie was very boring to watch. They could have made it more suspencful, thrilling or somethin. U know make the situation more dramatic consperacy, idk. But the end WTF sucked!

  • 2:30

    Yeah? I was just about to put popcorn in my mouth when they were performing the brain autopsy and the "scalp skin" flopped over most of the screen...gross

  • those stupid bats....that eat the bananas..

  • I have watch this videos in HQ FREE at videoweed%es%tc/Contagion-2011­-TS-XViD-ILLUMINATI%html (Replace % with dot)

  • @hillbilleninja you are contageous for about 2-4 days I believe or something like that, then you feel like you're catching the flu on the 4th day maybe. So you take it easy, then all of a sudden you might have a seizure, white foam comes out of your mouth and you die. The symptoms don't set in for a while, so it was free to spread as you did errands in the open world.

  • Favorite Virus spreading movie: One night in Paris.

  • Matt Damon is in this? Torrented!.... No, I'm still not paying for this, but it has warrented my view.

  • I absolutely loved this movie! Saw it last night!

  • "Maybe I should wash my hands more often..."

    My thoughts exactly, 'cause I'm touching my cats and crap in school and we all know school is a dangerous place.

    Also, I was actually sick with a cold when I watched this movie, so it made me a little more paraniod. >.>

  • my favorite outbreak movie?

    Never Say Never

  • Hes ask a ninja.

    Awesome dude your the best.

    I wont tell anybody

  • The Stand miniseries

  • Aweome movie. Oscar contender. Great cast. Matt Damon may get best actor

  • @captcrais101 you gotta be kidding...

  • @AldCastillo Kidding about what? The Stand being my favorite plague movie or that Contagion could be a Oscar contender?

  • If the virus killed you in one day, I believed the virus would of killed itself before it got to big. Like in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, the virus took like a week to kill you. Within that week, you are able to spread to alot more people. If the virus kills you in a day, you aren't going to spread it that quickly since you would die before you got a chance to spread it.

    Idk, just my thoughts... JEREMY TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE!!!!! (what? too creepy? )

  • Maybe one of my favorite ways to say a movie is good. The "No alcohol required" endorsement. lmao

  • One problem I had with this movie....the font they used for the "Day __"...It looked like they just did it in like two seconds in Movie-Maker. Made me laugh/cry.

  • @SurikenJoe Tbh, I really liked the simplicity - and I didn't mind at all since it didn't detract from the movie itself and I'm actually glad they didn't spend more than 2 seconds deciding what font to do it in cause it shows that they were focused on the movie rather than the 'all important' font design.

  • @SurikenJoe I actually think that was the point... But I agree, I was like WTF at first...

  • love yer reviews man. I just didn't have any of the "nail biting" tension you had TBH I almost fell asleep several times in this snorefest.

    lt felt like a big advert for the C.D.C. heres a lab, heres another lab, and wait here is yet again another lab?

    cheracters doing things that you wouoldn't see like doc taking world ending desease casually into his personal lab and violla nailed it finds a cure? there is rediculouse things like this happening throughout,

  • i went and saw the movie and i came back with a disease...

  • "AAh maybe i should my hands more often" haha lol

  • Well now everybodies know what a real idiot looks like.

  • Liked the movie but as he says, its too linear...like watching a documentary...which makes it look more realistic but less intense

  • i wanna watch outbreak now lol

  • you're funny!

  • im gonna sneeze nonstop if i go see it in theatres

  • @TitWarlord Do what I did. Change into coveralls and full protective gear (splash guard, face mask and hair cover). Sit next to the door to make sure everyone sees you on the way out. They'll be creeped out the entire day.

  • qurantine

    

  • @diegofrolanfan exactly that movie 100X better then contagion.

  • 28 days later is probably the best i've seen

  • @mronesuit fuck yes <3 28 days later blew me away

  • The Andromeda Strain

  • Worst movie I have ever seen.... No climax, random events happening, and storyline was choppy at best. The only good part in the movie is when the guy says " fuck off lady!"

  • resident evil movies

  • resident evil movies

  • If you thought this film was suppose to scare you, you dumb. lol Dont know why or what made you think that. Easily a MESSEGSE film. it shows you the realitic nature of our kind and how easy we fall as a socitety.

  • @MahdiRanger okay there...Im just saying since this event or occurrence is possible, people would usually be "scared" not in a sense that "Ohhh this will come after me!" You're dumb. People are just trying to say what they thought of the movie. No need to freaking ruin people's days with your rude ass comments. I hope you die from some next virus. Fucker.

  • @xoxo0224 ummm, i think you should calm down. Wishing people were dead for a youtube comment... thats asinine. My Point was There is No Reason to think this was going to be a Scary film. it was in response to a common comment i kept seeing saying "This wasnt scary at all" . Granted i shouldnt have said Dumb, but to wish I should Die is a scary and sick thing to say. My point was simply, Dont hate the film cause it wasnt scary, rather applauded it for its message.

  • During the movie some guy kept obnoxiously sneezing >_>

    And really...where did that chick go? Like did she go alert the village about the placebo? Did she need to use the bathroom? And I did forget she was in the movie!

  • The stand, definitely. Superflu is the scariest shit yet

  • Will probably get creamed online for this, but I liked Resident Evil as a virus movie.

  • The ending was pretty "Meh" tier, but then again, how else could it have ended? By the time of the end, it's not like there is much more story to tell at that point. It would have felt like it dragged on after that point.

    Also, was I the only one who didn't like Matt Damon's preformance in this movie? He is such an emotionless pile of unrelatableness. He's so indifferent to his situation, only showing emotion at the very end. The only character I found myself liking was the sleazy blogger.

  • i just watched the chat of you, chris stuckmann, Fury of the film fan, and tom chatalbash and after hearing it over and over again i feel i can say....michael bay is a germ that causes the virus that is the core basis of this movie

  • blindness (with julian moore) was a good virus movie

  • Well it reminds me of Resident Evil. But you didn't say of, how was the performance? And is it a slow movie like Twilight?

  • thts exactly how I feel the ending bothers me

  • Thanks so much for your summary of this movie, you actually saved us 14 dollars plus for not going to see this movie and 6 hours of our precious time. Muchas Gracias.