Dave Chappelle - Public Transportation
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  • "He can't cum on all of us"

    watchmen22 2 hours ago

  • 162 people got shot by a homeless dude

    Thorickiller 6 hours ago

  • That's not how it spreads motherfucker LOL

    nicholasbolt13 8 hours ago

  • "OMG it's a biological attack!!!"

    Evandiego16 1 day ago 2

  • I dodged that shit like the matrix! LOL :)

    ShowTheRedstone 3 days ago

  • Haha boom headshot!

    MrMetalbeast123 4 days ago

  • Sucks that no one understood it when he said '' i dont wanna get shot'' im 16 and i even got it :/

    poppingpro40 4 days ago

  • Put your god damn cock away! :) hahaha

    syberlovesyou 5 days ago

  • nooo

    aaa

    ohhhh

    *Boink*

    LMFAOOOOOOO

    BarracudaHQ 5 days ago

  • He's right put your got dam cock away lol

    coldplay42foru 5 days ago

  • "I don't even know if that's true, I just had to say something to the dude!" 😂

    metallicaman810 6 days ago

  • 2:50 that is the funniest shit i've ever seen!

    Predalienguy503 6 days ago

  • That.... Is.... Better.....

    damonbaird2435 1 week ago

  • Miss Dave, no homo.

    cstrey14 1 week ago

  • This is hilarious xD..

    IneMayhem 1 week ago

  • cum on the face at 8:30 in the morning is normal for some folks

    jonhon 1 week ago

  • HE CANT CUM ON ALL OF US! LOL

    kmj0831 1 week ago

  • how did this get 161 dislikes?

    miacanes5 1 week ago

  • "*cough* SIR! Sir, put that GOTdamn cigarette out okayy?!" lmfaoo

    LoveMeForMyyAmbition 2 weeks ago

  • More like pubic transportation.

    joanignasi91 2 weeks ago

  • I feel bad for the guy that got cumed on lol

    GerManPanCake2020 2 weeks ago

  • i love this dude he is funny as hell lol

    SuperXMEN25 2 weeks ago

  • rush him he cant cum on all of us LOL

    lilboy112 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos

  • Oh my God, it's a Biological attack Awww.

    sirsikesalot 2 weeks ago 5

  • PUT YOUR GODDAMN COCK AWAY!!!

    RayONETHREE 2 weeks ago

  • damn that nigga got nutted on

    ninjaBeEpic 2 weeks ago

  • Love you Dave! <3

    StrictlyAcapella 2 weeks ago

  • you are soo funny! :D

    StrictlyAcapella 2 weeks ago

  • 157 people jerk off next to people on buses

    vahnfish 2 weeks ago

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    vahnfish 2 weeks ago

  • PUT YOUR GODDAM COCK AWAY!!

    didnt know dave until 1 month ago when i started compulsively watching stand up comedy in YT. now i cant get enough of this guy. hours and hours. can he be any funnier?? SHIIIIIIT....

    bullanguero82 2 weeks ago

  • 157 people got shot in the forehead.. ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

    uderp 3 weeks ago

  • dodged that shit like the matrix! lol

    mcmillanmadness 3 weeks ago

  • -insert quote of video you just watched 7 seconds ago-

    xjayxo 3 weeks ago

  • i would've died laughing. "you on a pink shirt squeeze ya tits together".

    blackworldonline 3 weeks ago

  • 1:30 i fell on floor laughing man!

    wiqi22 3 weeks ago

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    wiqi22 3 weeks ago

  • His white guy voice gets me every time

    AfricanChoko 3 weeks ago

  • Yes,he's talking about me...I knew that costume would be a good idea

    6711dylan 3 weeks ago

  • JBOY NEW ORLEANS SWAG

    jboytoto 4 weeks ago

  • I like how a lot of Chappelle's stories start off normal and somehow slip into wild fantasy world.

    bluebettle 4 weeks ago

  • im in tears cause this is so fucking funny...and this is my 11th time seeing this

    904MALCOM 1 month ago

  • That..is...better..... :)

    mikedownar 1 month ago

  • come on dog you're hitting my elbows

    metallicafansince88 1 month ago 3

  • LOOOOL

    ChiangMoney 1 month ago

  • I love the scream he dose!

    AHH!

    IT BURNS!!!!!!

    WUAAAH

    WUAAHHHH

    WUUUAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

    TheJawsome123 1 month ago 71

  • Put you're GOD DAMN cock away! lol

    Greekboy278 1 month ago

  • HE CAN'T CUM OVER ALL OF US! =D

    dworli 1 month ago 5

  • C'MON DAWG, YOU HITTIN MY ELBOWS!!! LOL

    gregnice25 1 month ago 78

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    gregnice25 1 month ago

  • I dodged that s#*t like the matrix

    miamiblackout 1 month ago

  • it BURNS, AH !! AAAAHHH!

    christhetromboneguy 1 month ago

  • Xo

    miamiblackout 1 month ago

  • He can't cum on all of us! LOL

    Crayonbox37 1 month ago

  • Gross

    ClaireSuperNana 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IIIMastermineIII

  • He's the funniest man alive

    GenjiZerk 1 month ago

  • What's the name of this stand up. I'm gonna get on net flix

    Dgkman2004 1 month ago

  • @Dgkman2004 For What it's worth

    crispinfrancis1 1 month ago

  • one of my favorite stand up clips from dave...his shirt is dope as fuck too

    chrisben11 1 month ago

  • that's damn hilarious

    MrFluffy333 1 month ago

  • lmao XD

    chile90100 1 month ago

  • "you can't get aids from a homeless dude busting a nut on your forehead that's not how it spreads" lmao

    minies69 1 month ago

  • God I thought my city was bad.

    Mindraker1 1 month ago

  • Dave vs Gabriel who's funnier

    Ultraflame64 1 month ago 2

  • @Ultraflame64 I was going to say obviously Dave.... although since you said Fluffy I don't know. D:

    GabexKatie 1 month ago

  • @Ultraflame64 no need to know who's better, they're both funny

    FreakishSalmon 1 month ago

  • you hittin my elbows... son...

    Azures7 1 month ago

  • fuuunnyyy as hell!!!!

    darkwarriordiaz91 1 month ago

  • Funny

    garbagedigger2 2 months ago

  • @garbagedigger2 crazy man

    garbagedigger2 2 months ago

  • LOL HOBO JACKING OFF IN A BUS LOOL

    RealTalk1995 2 months ago

  • LMAO

    bballer10590 2 months ago

  • 149 people beat off on trains.

    GT6213 2 months ago

  • @GT6213 Do you have scheduling info on bus routes..and passenger information,....cause I wanna avoid those buses......

    timtipton5071256 1 month ago

  • best comedian ever. every word is funny as shit man

    BER2ERKER 2 months ago 2

  • "AHHH it burns!!"

    Chessboxer09 2 months ago

  • " The guy behind me wasnt so lucky, though "

    " Uggghhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * hard thump * " lmfaooo that was funny as hell

    IHeartKoolAid101 2 months ago

  • you cant aids from a homeless dude busting a nut on your forehead thats not how it spreads. well i dont know if that shit is true thats what i told him

    SuperXMEN25 2 months ago

  • Overheard at kent

    GreenDiesal 2 months ago 4

  • @GreenDiesal Me too!

    lipstickterrors 2 months ago

  • "HE'S RIGHT, PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY" lmao

    yusux 2 months ago 2

  • put your goddamn cock away!

    

    milespaton 2 months ago

  • he is the KING of comedy.........

    The777sunrise 2 months ago

  • I drive a bus. Real shit.

    shuvva 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Dave Chappelle

  • His scream is wonderful. It burns....AHHHH AHHHH!! AHHHH!

    AsholeLady 2 months ago 3

  • put your *great voice* goddamn cock away

    slightlyjamaicanman 2 months ago

  • RUSHHHHEMMMM... he cant cum on all of us..

    Tothetower4 2 months ago 3

  • i'm never going on a subway ever again, i don't wanna stick my finger up my butt.....

    barcav18 2 months ago

  • "C'mon dawg you hittin my elbows, Stop son stop" hahaha hilarious

    scisco96 2 months ago 5

  • THATS BETTER! that iss betterrrr... ;)

    yeaboymanidude 2 months ago

  • I dodged that motherfucker like the matrix!

    MrPizzaguy2000 2 months ago 2

  • 147 people got homeless man sperm on their head

    pivotboy63 2 months ago

  • how can you possibly dislike this video?

    CSTMin21 2 months ago

  • i laughed so hard is started to cry

    :)

    berthanator17 2 months ago

  • this gave me a headache from laughing.

    accountmaniac 2 months ago 4

  • u goin out 2nite Nah im just gonnaGet little chem chem 2 jerk me off 2nite im not going anywhere

    WickedDot1 2 months ago in playlist WickedDot1's favorites

  • best one

    BuddyTheWhiteKnight 2 months ago

  • man why doesnt he voice act ?

    shots2345 2 months ago

  • Come on dog you hittin my elbows lol

    xRuben21x 2 months ago

  • HE CAN'T CUM ON ALL OF US!!!

    SRgoonz 2 months ago 6

  • put your god damn cock away!

    stocker104 3 months ago 134

  • @stocker104 ok... i'm sorry...

    OnePieceLover1175 1 month ago

  • I LOVE DAVE CHAPELLES WHITE VOICE SO FUNNNYYY

    Tyler0321 3 months ago 165

  • 3:47 that shit was gross :D

    whymewhynow13 3 months ago

  • this is too funny 

    ahmedgunner15 3 months ago

  • bust a nut on your forehead at 8 in the morning

    xNJforever 3 months ago

  • i wonder wadd da hell dave chappele doin thats so important he kant make more of this funny ass shitt

    AMAHRI4 3 months ago

  • what is the stand up name?

    RayanDarioVegas 3 months ago

  • @RayanDarioVegas For What It's Worth

    parismilian3 3 months ago

  • best white guy voice lol

    drizzy8008 3 months ago 4

  • dave is the only comedian who can make me laugh so hard miss this guy he should do stand ups again

    faizel12 3 months ago

  • "its a biological attack", lmao

    jet123badass 3 months ago 11

  • I dodged that shit like the matrix nigga

    hiphophead0420 3 months ago 11

  • "Siiiir!"

    MS13LMG 3 months ago

  • Lmao His white voice reminds of Tom Dubois in the Boondocks

    MugoiKihaku 3 months ago 3

  • His white voice sounds like Daffy Duck. LOL love it!

    bestpartofmee 3 months ago 11

  • I was rollin' a J when watching this.. i rofled a few times.. Then i lighted it, watched to the end (lighted smewhere a bit after the middle) and at the end, i was high, and it wasn't funny any more.. :/

    MasterJointMaker 3 months ago

  • I was in tears most of the video

    mjc1024 3 months ago

  • PUT YOUR GODDAMN COCK AWAY. I don't want to see this anymore

    gred2877 3 months ago

  • this guy is hilarious

    TheAmbiorixXx 3 months ago

  • This actually just happened in Silver Spring MD (Where Dave Chappelle is from) today.... but this time the bus driver got stabbed for confronting him :( Guess he wasn't wrapped so tight

    TrusReal 3 months ago

  • @TrusReal yea i heard bout dat...my sis saw da bus n it said "dial 911"...da wuz crazy smh

    ThaSageFam 3 months ago

  • i cant stop laughing

    

    ThePookie125 3 months ago

  • Your hitting my elbows STOP!

    xXDeathGhost666Xx 3 months ago 5

  • "Put your god damn cock away!"

    Killzone2freak1028 3 months ago

  • whooo can ever dislike this lmfaaooo

    LimePink177 3 months ago

  • FfttghaplwwwwmynameiaDOWATTHIM­ANSAYSnowevrrruWhaT!

    BestOfTheBestNumber9 3 months ago

  • funniest thing ever

    dkvnturebros 3 months ago

  • Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian by FAR

    asphyxiafeeling 3 months ago 4

  • every body be cool i dont wana get shot

    MrPhnando 3 months ago

  • :-/

    shavett22 3 months ago

  • ohh this is my stop

    magicmalymal1able 3 months ago

  • slow motion flying sperm is hilarious!!! HAHA

    Nicshooter 3 months ago

  • It burns! hahaha

    Heddier1 3 months ago

  • 141 people got caught beating off on the bus lol

    rhysmuir 3 months ago

  • Dave is funny but his white voice makes white people sound like uptight douche bags. Not all white people sound like that. Other than that I laughed my ass off at this video.

    JonsenMT 4 months ago

  • @JonsenMT just like when most white people put on black voices they make them sound like uneducated criminals.

    D39MUSIC 2 weeks ago

  • they should have put him into gta4!

    

    jubjub1834 4 months ago

  • funny shit

    MrBLITZAH 4 months ago

  • hes right....put your goddamb cock away! XD

    Noahhamel 4 months ago

  • 141 people were on that bus

    MiscuitME 4 months ago

  • ummm why are both top comments by the same dude...

    Drewboii3496 4 months ago 49

  • @Drewboii3496 He that nice son.

    indio2dr 2 months ago

  • @Drewboii3496 I've found another DREW!

    Drewbieo1 2 months ago

  • "YOU! Stick your finger in your butt!" "O god, why is this happening?"

    VslipFiends 4 months ago 95

  • Lmao 

    YUNGBEE95 4 months ago

  • 140 people got shot by the bum.

    callmeWAVYYY 4 months ago

  • Vinnothelizard shut the hell up and watch your gay ass tosh.o

    lilbooboo555 4 months ago

  • LMAO!

    Shamoles 4 months ago

  • ive been off school all day so ive been looking up dave chapelle most the day, i fuckin love this man!

    punkysauras 4 months ago

  • Fucking great!! XD

    SupremeGogeta619 4 months ago

  • Put your god damn cock away (camera zooms in closely in his face)

    I don't wanna see this anymore!

    I don't wanna see it either!

    Yeahh!

    Holllyyyyy shit that part had me laughing so hard

    kelseyleight 4 months ago 9

  • This is one the greatest and funniest comedy bits ever. I know George Carlin and/or Louis C.K. might beat Dave overall as comedians, but this is one of the most stomach-aching jokes told. Everything is perfect; Dave's voice, the completely ridiculous storyline, and the acting.

    DrugStabbingTime 4 months ago

  • Come back to comedy Dave for the world come on Dave or else I'll bust a nut on ur forehead

    KGN121 4 months ago

  • @KGN121 he never quit

    Tonyvsa96 4 months ago

  • how could anybody dislike this??

    realistthereis 4 months ago

  • Why why is this happening?? *PWOYK* OH GOD

    PepitoPandolino 4 months ago

  • THUMBS UP IF A HOBO TRYED TO BUST A NUT ON UR FOREHEAD BUT DODGED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS THE MATRIX!

    sammy2629 4 months ago

  • i diiiiddddd bwahaha

    cyfi90 4 months ago

  • "Your gonna get me shot"

    Who else got the reference?

    HelixCinema 4 months ago 5

  • Thats better,

    *in pedo voice lol* THAT IS BETTER

    JFD1220 4 months ago

  • alright everybody back up

    BACK THE FUCK UP!!

    fapfapfapfap

    Shinn18 4 months ago

  • THAT'S BETTER! That...is...better.

    poopinmeundies 4 months ago

  • Omg its a biological attack ahhh

    liljuve13 4 months ago

  • come on dawg u hittin my elbows stop

    animater83 4 months ago

  • I literally show this to people EVERYWHERE I go they love it!

    tcmrll95 4 months ago

  • "thats a wrap on the rest of the day" lol

    styxtap 4 months ago

  • If its everybody's air then that means that its also Dave's air!! So then he has the right to smoke in a bus :DD

    MultiGreen213 4 months ago

  • Dave chappelle is my dude

    itspacheco 4 months ago

  • back the fuck up back the FUCK up , I tried to be nicee !

    lmaooooooo

    mrsfuxklovex3 4 months ago

  • i love it

    GreatWarr 4 months ago