Do Women Have Souls? (See Link in Description for More Info)

[McKenzieDaae]

Tell me this guy is not being serious here. Please...for the love of all that's good in this world, tell me he's joking.

[Yggdra666]

@McKenzieDaae This is Landover Baptist Church. Look it up if you still don't get it.

[McKenzieDaae]

@Yggdra666 Thank you. I DID check the website shortly after watching this, though. Still, I'm REALLY gullible.

[voyzovrezon]

Hey Pastor Fred, you got competition! Check out the YT vid "God is sexist! Let's spread the word!" posted by dprjones

[1justmegrace1]

You are a sexist pig.

[sega310982]

@1justmegrace1

It's a parody site.

They're not being serious.

[BetaDeltaCebu]

WOMAN, KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF! WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR DUMB THOUGHTS!!!

[pathsounds]

No sir, that was a problem with the modern mind.

The fault was his, not hers. Had he been conscious of what he was doing, he would've lived.

Learn to deepen your thinking to find the root of the problem.

[GuineaPigsRule123]

@AnimeChick84

You need men too

[gothiclover31]

I reaaaally hope this guy is joking...

[ILOVEIRVINEKINNEAS]

if this is a prank, it's a bad one...

acording to his video.....when innocent children are beat to death by abusive father...it;s their fault?

[AnimeChick84]

OK to Techy75 ... we ladys bring you into this world and we can just as easy  take you out of it , You telling me to shut up . Bring it on lets go

[Willy7005]

Is this a parody of Baptists?

[xyzllii]

Modern men should revert to hairy faces...that is their natural look...

[AnimeChick84]

If it wasnt for us ladies giving birth to you , you wouldnt be here so shut up!

[techy75]

@AnimeChick84 YOU SHUT UP WHILE THE GREAT DEACON IS TALKING.... women these days...

[portugalrula]

dudes from that fucking place, just because your women dress like fucking pinguins, it doesn't mean skirts come from hell... and you know what should happen to that farmer? getting is testicules ripped of!

[looolz26]

To all women that may be offended he's being satirical making fun of the people who actually do think like this

[looolz26]

AMEN!!!!

[Dominique6586]

WOW REALLY! YES WE ARE BOSSY YES WE ARE PRETTY NO ONE CARES YOU Basterd! First its you picking on us witchs and now its about us girls oh god you are stupid as hell u r going to hell not us....ur not in the 80's old man wake the hell up Putho!....

[SibbyOrourke]

leather pants? Is he stuck in the 80's.

[AngryOpiumWhore]

AMEN!!

[abacabb138]

How many stupid people are there in this country? This is a parody, people. Landover Baptist is a parody of far right, extremist, fundamental Christianity. The good reverend here is to the church what Stephen Colbert is to the republican party. IT IS A PARODY!!!!! And a damn funny one at that.

[portugalrula]

@abacabb138 no it isn't... these fucking idiots are real, they sit on a website saying stupid thing anrd they think its correct! and i registered just to prove them they are fucking wrong and the idiots banned me...

[goddessgirl11]

girls have souls does your mother have soul? may god have pitty on your soul

[THEJMANOWNSU]

Dude if your serious about this then you are a complete sexist. All people have souls, otherwise we wouldn't be able to think for ourselves. This video is sexist as hell!

[roundarspiran]

LOL.. he is joking man..

[dbes02]

The video is COMEDY.

Regardless, we don't have "souls" - we think with our brains.

[thefakeyeti]

no one has souls...

[QQMarkPS2]

Wow so all women are demons? Sure a good percent of them are hookers, but if a woman is hitting on you just say no to the STD and yes they do have souls all weak humans have souls.

[Wh40klorii]

Check out the websites forums. They have a 65+ (and growing) discussion on "What to do if my daughter won't marry her rapist." A quote in the Old Testament about a rapist paying the victims father, and marrying her.

Women are temptresses, and it's not a man's fault if he gets turned on, but her fault! Yet, these people think the idea of Muslim burqas is silly. Errr.....

Organized religion sucks.

[abacabb138]

Okay, dude? You do realize that this is a parody, right? Because a lot of people don't understand that. It's like the Christian version of Stephen Colbert. It's a parody of extremist, right-wing Christianity and evangelism. That's all, man. It's nothing to get bent out of shape over. They're making fun of people who think like that, not condoning them.

[bwyfan19]

AMEN! (to the three people who commented before silverfox.)

[crawltoWALK]

is this 'straight' ??

or

is this supposed to be a parody.

the only reason i DOUBT it's a parody is becos these statements are so violent & damaging that even in JEST, they are not Funny.

!!!

[MistaICEE]

this guy is retarded, i think that women becoming different and expressing themselfs how ever they want is the usa evolving into a better country, this is not the 1960s

[jammin1acoustic]

this guys an idiot....its not a womens fault that guys cant keep it in thier pants

[coolspindrift]

EXCELLENT PARODY.......HOW TRUE

[sanssleep]

Praise God. Its time modern women read thier bibles...1Timothy 2:11-15 is clear that women are only saved through childbirth, and should keep thier opinions to themselves, only asking for advice from their male husbands in private.

Praise the ever living word of God and its righteous way of life clearly presented for the chosen few who love the baby Jesus!!!

Glory.

[crawltoWALK]

i am SO sorry that you live such a disempowered, silenced life & believe that is RIGHT.

blessings of Freedom to You.

[JANEEDISTURBED]

Sexist freak! Who is this guy? Tell me this is a joke!!!

[Beeza2996]

LOL yeah, it's total satire :D Funny how this is not nearly as bad as the views of Christian nuts like the Phelps family who are actually NOT joking!

[MilesB1975]

I have seen you ask this same question on other Pastor Fred videos..

Have you not figured it out yet Janee?

Lacking the ability to think abstractly perhaps?

Or is your Google not working?

[JANEEDISTURBED]

Uhm...o k! And you are perfect I assume. mkay...

[PastorJames65]

It's not a joke! Haven't you read the Bible or checked out the link he posted?  I'm sorry, but females must submit to men!

[JANEEDISTURBED]

Then what about hermaphrodites? Do they submit to the male side of themselves?

[java7686]

I believe in the 60's there was a hermaphrodite imp case at Freehold, it was sent to the Landover medical center/Sinectomy clinic. I also believe that after counseling the parents chose to lop off the penis and declare it 2/3's a woman.

[silverfox2358]

what about those she males LOL ;)

[JANEEDISTURBED]

Yes it is. And parts of the Bible are a joke as well. Anything "man" alters or creates in order to control anyone, is a joke. ty, and have a nice day.

[HisLamb25]

Well yes I agree. There are certain ways to dress if you respect yourself.

But I didn't agree with you saying that it wasn't the driver's fault for the accident. Didn't Jesus say that having lust in your eyes is also ADULTERY. He prefered watching the girl instead of watching the road.

So, that's sin for the THREE of you...'cause false teaching is also a sin!

In Christ and in the WORDS OF GOD,

H.L.

[5ken7]

christianity sucks ass.

[kateri17]

No, this guy sucks ass. Don't make sweeping generalizations.

[5ken7]

i'm entitled to my dislikes, etc, as are you. you do realize, don't you, that this man is enacting parody?

[RestiveBob]

Blow yourself. Sweeping generalizations are not only fun, but are the backbone of modern civilization.

[monocledsardine]

lol "Praise Gawd" (0:40)

[PastorJames65]

Pastor Deacon Fred is not a sexist! He is going by what the Bible says! I'm sorry to hear that your Catholic! Just to let you know there are no Mary-worshiping Catholics in heaven.

[monocledsardine]

There is no such person as Pastor Deacon Fred or Landover Baptist Church, this is comedy, it's supposed to be a joke.

[PentacleStar]

Joke or not, its the principal of it.

[julianncyclist]

The "gay ass" portion of your comment shows a little small-mindedness on your part, my friend.

[800665]

This old fart is a funny looking poof.

[clearvision12]

Hilarious spoof!

Problem is the average preacher actually sounds as demented as the great Pastor Fred.

Greetings from The Galactic Orbiting Demon aka God. Yo!

[KaOssis]

Basically, man got tested by the temptation of a short skirt, and that was really easy for Mother Nature to beat the men of Science Who-Dare-Winnie's Sweet Pea Nurtureism!

[KaOssis]

HAHAHAHA! The Book of Revelation 22: tell's you the True identity of the Son of God, 'the Spirit and the Bride', is a Tomboy, a physically female gendered women with the Spirit of a man, NOT a physically male gendered man with the spirit of a women, HAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't read the Bible, that's for sure!

[anarchy4you]

fuck this son of a fucking ho xenophobic piece of shit

[duivelsdraak]

It's a joke. Really.

[anarchy4you]

yeah now i know dude it sucks but any way i got piss at this "holy reverend" because he was saying shit about mexicans in another vid but really hope that his holiness can forgive me ha ha ha what can i say i fell for it either way this mother fucker is funny

[MarowakDidIt]

Heh, don't worry, it's a satirical joke. Although I thought the same thing until I found out it was joke as well.

[anarchy4you]

yeah now i know dude i fell kind of stupid when i find out but any way he got me and now this son of a bitch is funny

[MarowakDidIt]

It happens to the best of us :-)

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

i know this guy personally.he's called bob and he was a mormon for many years before he turned to over eating and s+m ,both of which turned into adictions.he has just come out of jail after six yera for aggravated assault and public tranvestisism

[PeppermintDandelions]

Your sarcasm is above the heads of many a oblivious.... people.

It's kinda funny.

XD

[beelzebubblicious6]

"Suffer not a woman to teach or usurp authority from a man, but to remain silent."

-1Timothy 2:12

[RedHatBlueShoe]

you do not understand that scripture...in Greek woman is wife and man is husband in that verse..its talking about women give authority over their husbands.

not just in general.

[MonarchMax]

i like the "praaaaaise gooood" in the end :D

[Namari12]

The best part of these videos are *undoubtedly* the comment section.

[imthekingoftheworld]

This guy is a fake. Sounds like an actor overacting.

[SpikeIncorporated]

O RLY?

[DieSheepleDie]

you moronic halfwit!

[imthekingoftheworld]

No, yo mama is a moronic halfwit. She had you, so that automatically makes her one, you twit.

[hinatasbfriend]

yeah everyone should know about these people,they are using God to dishonor the true christian religion,go to there site and you will see,they hate,hate,hate anyone who disagrees with them

[icecrystal97]

Your god is not real. Only us Wiccans and Catholics can find peace. You throw a brick at me and my friends and we'll throw a brick building back at you.

[bassistoftheyear]

you're obviously not a wiccan for wiccans believe that all gods are one therein making all religions correct

[icecrystal97]

Never underestimate me or my ability as a Wiccan. You have no idea the suffering I have to go to in order to be who I want to be.

[MaskedSkeptic]

Reply to icecrystal97

First, Wicca and Catholics do not get along.

Catholics physically tortured us.

Second, Wicca does not believe in the devil.

Third, you are not Wicca.

Maybe you should learn the Wiccan Rede. Google the full version and learn.

[orishas2000]

"Catholics physically tortured us."

Incorrect. Wicca didn't exist 'til the mid 50s.

[timw421]

Wiccans didnt but Pagans did

[PeppermintDandelions]

Um. I'm Wiccan and I get along perfectly fine with Catholics.

And Catholics didn't torture Wiccans. They tortured people who they thought were witches and were incorrect in guessing who was a witch pretty often.

[adler234639]

This man talks this way about God because he knows there is no such thing as a god. The modern women are whores. Thank MTV, and VH1

[JennaGoesMoo]

i am gonna hunt down and kill you with my bear hands, AND YOU WILL SEE! there is god gonna be waiting for you, you ass!

[lbc4god]

Your IP has been reported to our Godly President, George W. Bush and our Christian FBI.

[fmmsavesyourmom]

OWNED!!!

[gphhawkins]

@lbc4god godly? wtf? hes not a christain at all, hes the opposite, and when i say opposite, i dont mean an atheist like myself, i mean he and other male polititions "worship" a wooden owl, at Bohemian Grove, here: infowars dot com/bg1.html

also their is no god

[12outland12]

uuuhhh are you serious? Oh well i guess i will break the old bat and beat them into submission. Wait i know i will have forced sex with them! Yea, that will teach them. Who would to join me?

[GratefulChristian]

You are the reason ABORTION was invented~Too bad it didn't work with your SICK, TWISTED SOUL

[SoliloquyMonologues]

LOL

Subtle humour escapes you. Don't worry you are not the only one so no need to feel lonely.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

"You are the reason ABORTION was invented"

Does she fuck a lot without a condom?

LOLZ

[GratefulChristian]

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PIG, and I will take great pleasure in knowing where you will spend eternity

[havocgate]

The only disgusting pig is the person who believes eternal torture is ever justified.

[DJthemastermind]

Yes women have souls, you are the cause of such problems on earth, you are the hateful littel bastard who thinks that they are better then everyone, you are the one who takes such sinful pride in being so wrong,You are the soulless loser who tells others to hate, and YOU are the one who is going to HELL!!!

[reaper01056]

how can u honestly believe that a woman is to blame for a man looking at her did she put a gun to his head and say look i m sorry but this jackass is not what the baptist need to represent there people if u r so naive to believe this shit you are all going to hell!!!!!!

[childofGospa]

Try Preaching Chasity

[TGJennie]

shesh, i'm a transsexual, I wonder how far into hell i am going? XD someone pass the suntan lotion....

[Bogzy1989]

he's just a God hating hypocrite and fool, not a Christian.

[Jullepwnz]

be silent catholic scum

[Bogzy1989]

I'm Orthodox, not Catholic.

I think you just confessed you hate God.

[Jullepwnz]

orthodox and catholics are the same, Satan's lovers

[stargateproductions]

Your all the same, death fearing idiots.

[Jullepwnz]

No upstanding protestant is afraid of death sissyboy

[LilliputTroupe]

Besides I believe this is a parody.

[tamemeifyoucan]

i think you should go fuck yourself! now im a christian but thts how angry people like you make me, we give respect when we get it.

and its not our fault if you sin its your own lusting mind !!

[AequitasVeritas7777]

Wow I thought these ideas died a few decades ago at least. So murder or manslaughter are justifiable by the argument you are avoiding erotic thoughts? I think if someone was driving their focus really should be on the road you can't control other people sorry never going to happen.

[Bicthslave]

the land over baptists are hatefull people, I really look foward to the day you people are gone :).

[silverfox2358]

its not real he`s a athiest comedian 4 athiest alliance

[sexydeedy22]

just beacause i dont wanna have children that doesnt make me a godless woman....

[sexydeedy22]

so i guess if im driving and i see a fine, hot sexy dude jogging with his shirt off and i look at him and get into an accident its his fault then....

[phantomdoodler]

Sorry about the last comment...i didnt realise you were a joke, you are very convincing ha ha. keep it up

[CatholicAlbanian]

This guy is an idiot and he doesn't speak the word of God. Don't be deluded into believing him. Let the one without sin cast the first stone.

[TrueChristian18]

Stop persecuting Christians! Why don't you blow the dust off your Bible and quit worshipping Mary.

[Roly702]

Why don't you stop spreading blasphemy on what is proved to be myth Mr. "Pro-test-Ant", should I have to squish you with my foot?

[jtoksa]

> This guy is an idiot

Pastor Deacon Fred is a true man of god! And that does not automatically make him an idiot!

You are clearly some catholic sissy boy who needs to be taken to Landover Baptist bible and gun camp, to make a real christian out of you.

[LilliputTroupe]

"catholic sissy boy"...you should treat others with respect, and this comes from an atheist born ain a catholic home.

I assure you, catholics are far from "sissy", if I had turned out to be gay, my father would have probably shot me and I shit you not.

Fortunately I just turned out to be a regular heterosexual atheist, which only pissed him off a bit.

[jtoksa]

> Fortunately I just turned out to be a regular

> heterosexual atheist, which only pissed him

> off a bit.

You were unknowingly following Pat Condell's advice on how to tell your Jesus loving parents that you are an atheist.

First you tell them that you are gay, then after a while tell them that you were only kidding, you are really just an atheist.

And they'll be so relieved they'll sing hallelujah!!

[jtoksa]

> "catholic sissy boy"...you should treat

> others with respect

All catholic sissy boys must be sent to Landover Baptist bible and gun camp!!!!

Where they can tie homeless people on a tree and convert them to Jesus Christ!!!

[Jullepwnz]

you were born a catholic and you're going straight to hell gayboy

[LilliputTroupe]

nothing you would say to my face.

prick

[jtoksa]

Pastor Deacon Fred is a true man of God! And that does not automatically make him an idiot!

You are clearly some yellow belly catholic sissy boy who needs to be sent to Landover Baptist bible and gun camp to make a real christian out of you.

[Jullepwnz]

Well said brother.

[Tubaman458]

fuck those dick succin bitches

[tejaspics]

Thank GOD someone still has values!

[Innocent091]

STUPID FUCKER

[andrewjohngordon]

You are not very bright are you. Poor thing.

[FritzDaDogg]

Andrew, I wanted to give you a thumb up, but I think I accidentially marked your comment as spam. So much for my eye-hand-coordination.

Sorry, dude.

[andrewjohngordon]

I don't want your thumb up my ass you filthy heathen queer. You will burn in the eternal fire of damnation. Praise be to the SWEET name of the little baby Jesus. : P

[thruthem]

praise the Lard!

[19iona93]

wanker

[SanzSolo]

Amen, Pastor! Let the people listen!

[bigbroeye]

u do realise SanzSolo tht this is a spoof and this gr8 actor is takin the mick outta crazy religious christians LMAO

[AmberThinks]

lmfao wtf

[CURIOUSSERA]

Maybe because i mentioned another site.

This is too funny! Hhahahahahah

To those ofended and think he means it: this website pokes fun at religious fanatics. It's very funny (the other site i cannot post here apparently has a link on this one in video)

[CURIOUSSERA]

Why isn't my comment showing? It was first time I commented today

[samanthablack13]

The stupid MAN got into an accident because he was a pig! It's not the womans fault! As to the woman don't have souls thing, i think you're wrong. Jesus LOVES and cares for all of us. Every living thing on this earth has some kind of soul, and all are welcome to heaven if they repent and live a good life.

[JealousInquiry]

This is a joke. It was created by athiests to parody the fundie christians, including the Westburo baptists church.

[Skodster]

Praise God...send all o' them fallen women to a fiery burning hell. Praise the Lord.

(BTW Samanthablack.....this is a send up..)

[StephinRazin]

look at the links man strangles woman in miniskirt 55000 hits?!

[fonna]

"Tharmer Jung".

...*lmao*

[lianghaochen]

yeah...you are back to preach the good words....

[amd0576]

So... what happens if a women ends up sterile due to no fault of her own?

[FHB71]

Read the text behind the link, it's hilarious :-)

[PAINTANK]

This guy is truly one with the Lord.

[RedHatBlueShoe]

yea, sure you do.

[voyzovrezon]

How about some more scripture verse vids Pastor Fred? Those are my favorite!

[masticina]

*claps hand* Preach on so others might finally come to the one and only TRUE CHRISTIAN(tm) church. Landoverbaptist though remember those who want to enter the pearly gates of heaven. The tickets ain't cheap and god ain't a cheapskate!

[bl4ckd0g187]

indeed. nice satire, as usual, landover baptist church.

[crg64]

That is probably the way the religious right sees it.

[CousinoMacul]

Lock them women-folk up! Praise Jesus!!

[bl4ckd0g187]

nah, I think it means that the 'modern woman' must be re-primitivized.