Obama Replaces Costly High Speed Rail Plan With High Speed Bus Plan The Onion

[Flusfbull09]

Some people need to be tattooed guilibel (sp)

[rexan]

pls tell me the previous comments are trolls i still wanna live on this planet..

[aharrington080611]

This is FAKE.... And freaking hilarious lol

[dtpheif]

republican leaders say the plan is lazy and cheap and shows lack of character. michele bachman said quote, "i dont think i can vote for a leader who wants to be so reckless" she later on to promise peace in the middle east in her first term.

[dtpheif]

my guess, republican leaders hate it?

[MaudsPas]

Republican plan is to have a BP oil spill once every month.

[DoubleRambow]

That looks EXTREMELY unsafe! I would never ride on one of those, especially because they'll be sharing lanes with other vehicles. 160mph vs. 70mph; think about it.

[mrsjdaniels]

good lord that was hilarious!



[chouettekawika]

how safe is THAT when there are icy roads?????????????????? than what happened to all of hte "stimulus" already given out for the rails

[Combat79]

@chouettekawika i really hope this was a joke ><

[Rezkeshdadesh]

Sadly, in Chicago, this is now a reality.

[scrapeape]

@Rezkeshdadesh Saaaame with Detroit.

[BARUtubbig]

this is my favourite one

[tx9up123]

How can the news presenter read the last news about illegal immigrants without laughing?

[sideslide23]

I have an idea, Lets replace costly high speed rail with Interstate Autobahn by raising the speed limits from 75MPH to 220MPH, cost of 220MPH speed limit signs $45 each, Fireing all highway patrol, save $MIllions per years, I love to see a news saying, " Obama introduce Interstates Autobahn plan for Nation.

[TheAerialbomb]

Perfect example of Republicans used to believing ANYTHING. You do know they were panning to use the old Tea Party buses but they couldn't get the smell of fear and hate off the seats.

[EatLibertyCaps]

@TheAerialbomb your a clown hahaha what a FOOOOOOOOL

[gandhi123100]

trains would be better its safer and more streamline

[chouettekawika]

@gandhi123100 =especially when the roads get icy. Even if there are more plow assigned, the roads get icy and that sounds like Obama is cutting jobs

[Trainmaster189]

California High Speed bus?  LOL!

[FanRailer]

lololol..... love the pic of the test ride =p

[soundseeker63]

Class!! I love it! You know you've done a good parody when people start taking it seriously lol!!!

"Coors release new beer that turns to poison when not cold"

I like the business class ticket feature of "option to tell upto two economy class passengers to stop doing what they're doing."

I'd definitely go business class ;-)

[sacatetuco]

hahahaaa!

[The5Librarian]

I would just like you all to know that the Onion News is a comedy satire program and none of the stories are real.

[bryanguy1]

I cant believe republicans they hate immigrants so much , Who would have a biil so stupid ... they can live here as long as they dont touch the ground unbelievable government is so stupid

[TonyDucats]

damn that would be so cool if that was real and wasn't the Onion lol did you see how cars had to exit the freeway?

[tehgarthim]

Oh the Onion, it's like the antithesis of Fox, except no one thinks it's real...

Wait.

[carpeyourmom]

you are all fails, this is a parody...

[intercityrailpal]

The complete oil company dream! They really are trying to push busways BRT to replace successful light rail systems. (they do run on that hated, american power electricity.)

[ccranton8]

Obama is a fail