Ain't Gonna Bump No More - Joe Tex (1977)

[mariapicot]

ohhh yes, bumping in the Hammersmith Palais, good ole days lol

[TheLaredneck]

three people must like bigguns

[Zeddington]

Go Joe!

[therealraybaby]

#355 (Tie)

[CYRAPHYM]

THIS IS REAL 'OLD SCHOOL' - thx for the up - I♥Disco - ♥ 2 all, Disco Dave, Toronto

[ptgillam]

nottingham goose fair 1977 brill song

[90876589]

hahahahahaha



[xxxyy69]

excellent !!!!!!!!!!

[bullgtor1]

One of my favorites

[Ricie1964]

Just Fab, Fab, Fab. real 70's tune

[rollernick49]

I finished bumping with those big fat women. Give me that skinny legged woman anyday.

[srercrcr]

Used to love bumpin'

[c2odin]

The thing about big girls is they don't know the power they possess in those big beautiful hips. They can hurt you if you half step. You need to bring it to them before they bring it to you.

[signpo890]

Man, ave bumped so many big fat wuman to thiz....simply the best...love it.

[SDBugg]

Joe Tex had the right idea here! Matter of fact, I ain't gon' bump no mo with no big fat woman either! :)

[HumpDeBump100]

If this guy made this song nowadays he would be lynched in the streets by the stupid liberals lol

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@HumpDeBump100

They had liberals in 1977, and I don't think Joe Tex got lynched then. Of course, the color of his skin MAY have bought him a certain measure of protection from being lynched. I was amused by this song when I heard it.

[kimmy1984]

Childhood memories! 

[ray4313]

i do love a thick woman

[cindytee1]

Fun-nee! But Joe is cute.

[brahmin21]

Hell yeah....!!

[DancingSpiderman]

I'd like to see Jersey Shore's Snooki dancing nekkid to this song DAYyum that's an idea

[tsartodd]

@DancingSpiderman ewwwwwwwwwww

i wouldn't touch Snooki with my worst enemy's hand.

[DancingSpiderman]

@tsartodd OK, not Snooki then. She got too fat anyway.

I want... I don't know ... I have to select another girl

[immagettinpaper]

i aint gonna bump noo more with noo big fat woman..

[rickker19]

One of my all time favorites I will never forget. Just love it lol.

[phatnwett22]

this my shit

[ray4313]

bump wit a big fat woman an she will knock you off your platforms an u could break a hip!!!!!

[jwilliams7924]

My Dad likes this type music. He and I were reminicsing just the other night about the good old days. Excellent music, thank you. By: Lawrence and James Williams

[1TICKHAND]

soul great just like james brown

[DaveWollenberg]

Joe hit #12 in Billboard, 6-11-77. God bless ya, for postin' it. Thanx! RIP, Joe.

[t2talll]

Should have listened to my Mama, but it is never too late to learn (lol). Thanks Marine!

[lolalola945]

Ho God !!! I use to do the BUMP when I was a Teen and I loved those good old times..

[DaveWollenberg]

Joe hit #12 in Billboard, 6-11-77. God bless ya, for postin' it. Thanx!

[beetlebug39]

MAN THE BASS LINE IS EXTRA FUNKY

[residentialblue]

This is my cut, they still play it here in chicago as house music.

[missuma2]

Always & still do love this jam ! Am sending it to my girlfriends on FB for exercise inspiration today - Thanks DJBuddyLove Old School !!!! Remember dancing to this back in the 70's &. stuff (when i was smaller & an avg of about size 8 !) Still got a "fatty" but I never got (or plan to get ) as big as the girl he's talkin' 'bout in the song !

[TeamoShakeriaMarie12]

Lol mi bofriend loves this song

[herbnaga]

OOoooo SHIT! This almost killed me. To all Married with Children fans. Remember the episode whenhe was singing this but he said "aint gonna live no more, with no big fat woman!" ? Classic. That is the first thing i thought of when i heard this.

[MsL0vie]

offensive. but funny song. good music.

[OldGoldSoul]

JOE TEX DIED IN 1984 R.I.P.

[herbnaga]

@OldGoldSoul I wonder ifhe bumped with a big fat woman.

[DaveWollenberg]

@OldGoldSoul Actually, he died in '82. If ya doubt my word, look him up on Wikipedia. Have a great weekend!

[Sarcasticscum]

God, one time when I was leaving school, I open the door to my dad playing this in our car.. Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me.. Ever. I will NEVER "bump with no big fat woman"!

[njg2q]

Who was playing bass on this?

[DRUMTOY2002]

@njg2q : Yeah I was wondering the EXACT same thing...especially when it gets to that funky part @ 1:33 thru 1:37.

[PhuckHue2]

you might get a dislocated hip bone :-

[ahmaje123]

Bummmmmp No More was the shhhhhhhiiit!!!!!!!!

[retrofever1969]

Men can be fat too. Why cant we be a little bit nicer with the comments ok?

[cricket2001]

Great base line



[spreadshot]

Love It!

[DaveWollenberg]

Billboard's #86 song of '77. Joe hit #7 soul, #12 pop in Billboard. Ironically, Joe didn't write this 1. Written by his producer, Buddy Killen, and , Bennie McGinty. God bless! RIP, Joe and Buddy!

[Aqene1000]

As teenagers when this came out, we were told not to do the Bump cos it would loosen our morals !

Thanx for posting those timeless album covers, love the graphics of that era !

[pinky8465]

my mother use to dance her butt..still does...with her beer..i love the music..just terrific

[SouthernKudzu]

I can't beleive this is on here. My parents used to party a lot in the 70's and this song always got played.

[mrronman2015]

I REMEMBER THIS HIT.

[level5265]

I just downloaded this mp3 at instantmp3s..com

[zefer14]

am I old ?

[PhantomLyric]

Am I the only one that thinks he could be DL Hugley's father in that first pic?

[QuiteHotBros]

@PhantomLyric hahaha yeah I can see it. in fact I saw DL's One Night Stand Special on HBO last night, he was really young and thats wat the pic look like, a young DL Hughley. plus this is a kickass song

[Krazy3912]

I can picture John Witherspoon getting knocked down by a fat woman on the dance floor by this song.

[nazreyes]

Awesome song!! LOL  You just can't BUMP with a "weight challenged" (how PC is that? lol) person. Thanks Joe LOL

[Yammiesweet]

Even if you can't dance - like me.  You gotta do somethin' when this song comes on.

[kmp3000]

Get down!

[isadorasmileycat]

i would love demon prometheus to sing this one to me too. love isadora smileycat xx

[eexot]

I've been listening to this old jam forever without even realizing what this damn song was about. Dudes singing about fat chicks. lol

[label1877]

This tune come out at the perfect time to make Joe Tex a ton of cash. Not too long after '77... political correctness would of marginalized this fabulous song.

[PAYBACKiszaB2]

OH MY LOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS THE SAME ONE WHO SANG GOTCHA that means he was one of my favorites that I forgot about!!! This was one of my favorite radio songs I used to always listen to!!!!! this song had me Rolling it was so funny!!! I remember the dance called the "BUMP" it was so funny!!!

[InyoTim]

underted, Louis Johnson was playing bass for that song. He's a fantastic bassist.

[am2452]

HAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!!! Me and my brother use to do the bump when we were little. I thought the object of the game to was to break someones hip. You could get F'd up doing the bump.

[Miamibuilder]

@am2452 The bump was the most dangerous dance ever invented! Those were good times!

[underted]

Great...love that bit in the middle when it just breaks down "BASSLINE!!!!!!!!"...fantastic song.

[AllRequired]

This guy was the real deal.

[deca241]

I didn't know he was from Navasota! :)

[MegaDavyCrockett]

If Joe was alive  today, he wouldn't have an option, they're all fat.

[shadowfiresword]

@MegaDavyCrockett Dear kind sir,

I have so many questions...

Who is all fat?

And why doesn't he have an option?

I don't understand )=

[BeachMusicLvr]

@MegaDavyCrockett ...and line dancing with each other!!!

[sammy09555]

@MegaDavyCrockett EH????? WERE ALL FAT ??????well im deffo not lmao x

[Daftwood]

@MegaDavyCrockett Great Comment but soooo true LOL !!!

[michealjacksonfan954]

@MegaDavyCrockett lol true dhat

[TheRoadToShambala]

@MegaDavyCrockett hahahahhah . not all of them Dave. lololol

[gerbilgulper]

oh yeah! mighty fine. i wuz going to wright college with my big platform shoes and velvet big apple caps every day. yep they wuz sho nuff doing the bump then. 1977-1978 and not a day later. and i also like do the double bump by rufus thomas. i remember i had a teacher who could not stand that bumpin dance. but eveyone loved it then! this is one of joe tex best!

[LoneInuyasha]

'She did that dip again, and I hit the floor again!' lol that's kinda funny

[MrCgreen72]

this is that shit

[SDBugg]

I'm with you, Joe- I ain't gon' bump no more with no big fat woman either!

[PatrioticPirate]

@SDBugg , you can have all the skinny anorexic chicks. I ain't gon' bump wit' no stick-figured woman!

[Yammiesweet]

@PatrioticPirate Amen!!!!

[mdiannev74]

i used to dance to this when i was a baby. omg. this is great.

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

I love this song, my family plays this song at our family barbecues.

[kalinamic]

I loved this man and his song. Reminds me of a former boss of mine. LOL

[chronwell]

She was rarin to go! HAHAHA!! I love this tune!

[wmbrown6]

In a sense, the lyrics and theme seem to make this a disco-era equivalent of the 1940's novelty "Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat for Me)" which was made famous by Arthur Godfrey.

[baboolak]

Brings back nostalgia. Bless you for up-loading this song