When Cheese Fails 101 Season 2 Episode 5

[freedompwn3d]

@Sython135 build like 5 extra hatcheries and mass zerglings, just keep sending them in, in order to make his army smaller. But when your floating 1k minerals you should drop a macro hatch and just add lings to you unit composition, and attack when maxed out

[JavaJaxRex]

HAHAHA fuckin hilarious that he rubbed a nuke in his face. Love it when noob cheesers get slapped.

[sython135]

can someone help with minerals? I play zerg and when I get to the late game I never have enough vespene gas but I have 6000+ minerals. Should just spend em on zerglings? cuz I can't afford anything else without vespene gas.

[JWStreeter]

plastic league

[oldgamesmaster]

srsly, is it he singing?

[SkaJamas]

lawls if i were terran i would have made 2 ghost academys for each building... then made two ghosts for each building... then nuked each twice just to piss him off lawls

[TairyGreen89]

who the fuck doesn't know what a raptor is?

[HorizonHipHop]

one... love

[Merchantic]

Do you know what i wanted to see? There terran lift off so the cannons are worthless

[qwerty200ful]

@Merchantic cannons can still attack air.

[263Tanaka]

like your singing, I actually cried. So beautiful.

[lagerbaer]

Ahahaha, Geslau had style!

[mattbenz99]

Hey maximusblack is Kermit the frog an animal

[TheTorvault]

hahaha

cus said 1

[KoRn4eveR2]

"Is that the one that flies?"

(both):"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Is it?"

Wut.

[DaEternalDragon]

OMAI gawd his voice is epic

[EvoGenVideos]

Roflmao, that was awesome.

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[TheRoomy]

This is so far below the Wood league that these two are in their OWN league all by themselves. Dinosaur has his own league even further behind the other guy. It's the "Frozen shit-pie on a stick covered in kerosene and lit on fire League". This time he probably couldn't have won, but he could've at least saved himself if he would've NOT taken his own units off a perfect surround and then danced them around like a gimp-tard freak moron for 20 seconds. He must be jerking off while playing.

[TheRoomy]

3:45 What in the hell is WRONG with this moron?!? I've never seen micro that stupid EVER in my life! Good lord!! Why would you EVER run your probes OFF a surround to a group of marines in a choke, then take them OFF again, then twirl them around gayly for 10 seconds, then send your last 3 back to where they should've been the first time because all the other 10 FUCKING DIED?!? Dinosaur, uninstall the game NOW you GIMP. It's over for you, you'll never be this stupid again; you cant top it.

[TheRandomSkillz]

I love this one lol especially at 6:25!

I've been searching for this for like an hour

favorited

[Fergulix]

5200minerals!



[haveabeautifultime]

and hats how the dinosaurs went extinct

[djlegacy96]

i like those dinosaurs

with the tini littel arms

[KyrthStarcraft]

@4:00 dat probe micro

[mediateh2000]

you should do that dramatization singing more often. I feel like I'm watching gladiator

[ftredprince]

something i learn fron this. dont do cannon rush on a terran!!

[PromorteD]

A flying Velociraptor would be my favourite too.

[piecharthosen]

dinorawr is blue. stop saying dinosaur is your fav when you mean Glasgow or whatever

[DyingElement]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[xDFoRcEzZ]

The dinosaur that flies is the Pterodactyl.

[Havocdk]

If any of my resources get above 1000 before the 20min mark, i face-palm and headbutt my keyboard with my "doh" hat on. Oh, and I hate PvP, the cheese is really stinky in that match-up (Toss player).

[Afk4life8]

This was done on purpose lol.

[CaliforniaOceanGrown]

Velociraptor was a fucking BIRD! now its a ford truck!

[asubin94]

Well, actually, Jurassic Park got it wrong: a velociraptor was about the size of a chicken, so it's small, not mid-sized.

[dollors1]

You see, it is a bad thing is a woman has a penis because

[Duxasblt]

i will check out the ffails.com

[GrezSlash]

that was really nice singing at the end :)

[UACm1trix]

Well.. he deserved getting nuked.

[suspecthalo]

dinosaur: You can't beat me I have 3 cannons and you have an army of marines! What're you going to do?

Geslau: You know I could stop you, but instead I feel like just nuking you. Who's the top dino now? Welcome to the ice age. Freezing temperatures of revenge punching your face!

[snarf3456]

whats better than 1 marines 2 marines

[kafkar]

lol he was bitch-nuked....

[thetacojoe123]

i wonder if this guy planned this or hes thinking he said my mum has a dick maybe ill NUKE HIS ASS!

[Wanderer1313]

You need to make e-cards using the epic music. Your voice rocks! =P

[aivoetf]

B1tch got owned!

[Jonathangrinshpan]

"im gonna wait for this nuke to come oeauuuwt"

[xCANOCx]

livestreamz

[MadBloodKing]

I keep coming back to watch this one because it's what finally got me playing terran now and again.

[dannylko]

stop singing that stupid song...

[SuperNickfire]

@dannylko hit me up with the music!

[Mrreviewandwatch]

i love blues clues

[Thiashadow]

velociraptors now fly!!

[DanielTrollz]

lol i hit opera money yesterday

[dudefreezone]

whats the song he always sings?

[JaeFX]

classy finish, but why did it take more than 19 minutes to build a single ghost academy?....

[pseudocoder78]

@JaeFX because...he's in bronze league?

[s7r1k30u7]

It would be so funny when he makes the marines dance

[theorientalpearl]

Dinosaur didn't eat his mom's dick but a nuke

[RookieRevolution]

so stupid when ppl cannon rush terrans, you can't cannon rush terrans unless they are really bad

[colebusss]

@xBlackxstratusx Lmao nice ;D

[ntrong32]

Great Kermit btw awesome!

[blazer168]

gotta love the cheesers/ragers so fun to watch

[MrDEVILMAN15]

dinosor i hope u see this u are the fkn worst sc2 player ever, go uninstall sc2 and suck ur moms dick, i hate ppl that can only cheeze, then fail and call the other player a noob

[xBlackxstratusx]

That Dinosaur must be a Megasoreass :D

[AtillaBosma]

@xBlackxstratusx You mean a Megasourass.

[futballer44]

@xBlackxstratusx hahahaha that made my day very clever

[eviltin182]

@xBlackxstratusx Robot Chicken?

[guarsulavio]

Holy crap, I actually LOL'd. Suscribed!

[Ryodisis]

what song did he sing? it sounded like the said honey anus XD

[Ryodisis]

Don't do casts on bronze please they're hopeless. Love the series though :D

[sharpezor]

1:00 sounds like those 2 old guys from the muppets

[broudwauy]

If the facebook money status is over 5000 then the Dragonball Z money status is OVER 9000!!!

[kravenraze]

I just have one appropriate thing to say: LOL!

[CritZzHD]

What's the song MaximusBlack "sings" everytime something gets epic ? ^^

[krmak100]

@CritZzHD That's the theme song for ''A Team'' I believe.

[CritZzHD]

@krmak100 I mean the song you "sings" betwen 08:55 - 09:12

[XxAngelShinn]

haha beat those gay protoss cheesers

[Koby19841]

golden rule of cannon rushing terrans. Make sure you have production factilities ready to start producing units so you can lay the smack down on the fleeing buildings.

[piecharthosen]

@Koby19841 that's ridiculous I don't have time to 4 pool stalkers

[MenTalZeR0]

Geslau is from Romania

You make me proud :)

[undeadlord1123]

:D he got over 5000 minerals :) and the nuke was perfect

[patq911]

@daehanmingu1 Then go away.

[daehanmingu1]

Yea true why would anyone watch this shit. Firstly, not even funny. Second, these retards try to make themselves sound like there better than everyone else.

[ladiesman69x]

It was recently discovered that Velociraptors were actually feathered. So badass!

[kinkyjelly]

I'm disapointed he didn't take out everything with the nuke

[RayneCoat]

CELEBRATION!!!

The first NUKE dropped in WHEN CHEESE FAILS!!!

(to the best of my memory : D)

[TheGuyWitDaName]

This is like the MOST FUCKING EPIC Cheesefail i have seen until today, EVER!

[MrPandaInTheHouse]

AWESOME

[Magistrate737]

As a Terran player who has fended off several cannon rushes, I was taking notes at the end there.

[PrinceOfPersia1996]

THE EPIC SINGING AT THE END WAS BEAUUUTIFUL :D

[charleville13]

A-TEAM THEME FTW

[cooluc]

The velociraptor

Is that the one that flies?

...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Axiss360]

Dino was such a !#$&, come now people, why can't people just be mature?

[Dupstepfreakah]

I fucking love your shows!

[killermidget18]

i RaWr u for wrecking the name of protoss you n00b

[claireandslash]

The first game I've seen where the losing player has not left until every last building falls...

[MyMindIsMyWill]

"Kermit the frog here..." LoL...

"Do velciraptors fly?" LoL...but they do seem to jump high..

[thomaswinzy]

is tjhat maximus singing? the black man i meen im not to sure about the names

[Polnadian]

@ 8:00

I think you meant Geslau

[hrdcrhkkr]

Hahaha i love how dinosaur is raging and geslau just stayes calm and herasses him with a fucking nuke in his fucking face haha,so awesome. you went down you little rager hahaha !!! this is coming on when cheese fails hahaha i would've loved to see his face hahaha

[ZergofImportance]

What a finish.

[dragonfangalexander]

Guys, RAWR is "i love you" in dinosaur...

[jingledial]

i need that song@@

[Panthiest]

Great singing voice for nukes dude lol

[sethniel]

GREAT SING!

[TheCaptainAnnoyed]

Myst. Are you singing a song from Myst III? ๏__๏

[Catzwillruletheearth]

THAT WAS THE BEST SINGING EVER

[Azthecx]

OMG FAIL

"That thing that flies?"

[jmovlogs]

Why didn't the toss leave? lol

[maxisabuttmuncher]

what league are these videos from O.o

[kaliumen]

@maxisabuttmuncher leagues? xD

[Kinofspawn]

Vel Raptors are actually quite small 2 feet tall about 6 feet long. The ones in the movie were 6 feet tall 12 feet long

[Lankystarcraft]

@Kinofspawn wow didnt know they were that small

[BadatStuff]

Did DinosaurRaWr really just wait 15 freaking minutes...to watch himself get nuked? Wow what a sore loser lol

[keep7smiling]

"scouting is just extinct for him right now" - english is not my mothers tongue; can someone explain me that joke pls? since i dont get it :S

[mbbell23]

@keep7smiling He was saying that he doesn't need to scout, he had vision already because protoss didn't rebuild his base. 

[bananian]

@keep7smiling

his name is dinosaurs, which were extinct. :)

[Flagermus2k]

@bananian pretty sure they still are

[bananian]

@Flagermus2k

If they were already extinct, they couldn't possibly come back to life now would they?

[muninen]

@keep7smiling It's that his name is dinosaur, and dinosaurs are extinct. "scouting is extinct..."

[MKwan82]

@keep7smiling Dinosaur has extincted. 

[NoobsAreUsh]

HUMILIATION

[ubxp]

Raptors are the ones that can open doors btw

[ZombieShibby]

what song does he always sing is it original or apart of an awesome viking opera i've never heard before

[flubsie]

@ZombieShibby Are you thinking of the A-Team theme?

[ZombieShibby]

@flubsie the song i'm talking about is the one maximus sings when a planetary fortress is going up

[TheDslide]

AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA !

[Chillnkills]

So brilliant finishing him with a nuke! So that's how the dinosaurs died off?

[pseudocoder78]

@Chillnkills thanks for the spoiler, dick.

[7moooo1]

@Chillnkills what they nuked the dinaSOURS i didnt know there were nukes 200 millions years ago wow

[Chillnkills]

@7moooo1 nuke = Meteor

[7moooo1]

@Chillnkills ahhh i c

[komm13]

owned!

[sc2shadow92]

happy macro .... 4k minerals at 14 ...

[0Krusnik0]

More singing, you are epic

[Denmarkpwns]

LOL! HUMILIATED!

[KittenyKat]

He actually capped 5k minerals once not long after he started building the nuke, he just spent it again before most people noticed. xD

[MrDefeatist]

Long story short... It doesn't fly :/

[cheeseballheaven]

I love these. The most entertaining part is that both players are normally quite low on skill level. ;)

[globogs]

@cheeseballheaven

if that be true then there's your prove that skill in sc2 doesn't mean jack SHIT

yes I'm low too :)

[TheAnonimz]

Gamer tip: you sound stupid and like a real noob if you try to insult someone calling him a "n00b" (don't change leters with numbers if you are serious)

[Ballomp91]

what do you use to sing like that x)

[Ceejikins]

6:14 When chess fails??? Checkmate Geslau, checkmate.

[BigMaij]

DO MORE KERMIT IMPRESSIONS PLEASE!

somehow, it stops me from having to sneeze

i know that may be an unusual thought,

but when you have to rhyme, strange things happen a lot

[JoeProton]

That made me happy.

[hahabasil]

scouting is just extinct for him... HAHAHA

[Ceejikins]

thats one of the greatest in game convos i have ever seen. The fact they're british does make feel a bit bad inside :(. But who cares, this is hilarious.

[chucklez117]

@Ceejikins There not british, there canadian lol

[Ceejikins]

@chucklez117 sorry dude, i meant the people playing the game :(. cus they spell it "mum". The game replay conversation that is as well.

[RAGEQUITBCH]

he really has a beutiful voice lmao

[masterprivate118]

Damn i would've sent mules to his last surviving pylon :3

[LegitMuffinMan]

but unfortunatley for dinosaur scouting is just extinct for him right now XDXDXDXDXDXDDXXDXDFXDXDXDXDXDX­DXDDXDX

[doomhb1]

HAHAHA EPIC FAILL!!!

[MarcusTheAbsolute]

This duo is like a funnier, epicer version of Jack and Geoff from Achievement Hunter. It's the best when two good friends do commentary on stuff...

[Godeiche]

Here comes the calvary! [sic]

[Chavtheworld]

How do you get the bar at the top?

[CharlieCanada]

FYI - Velociraptors never really existed. For the movie, they combined two dinosaurs to come up with their version of the real velociraptors -- a dog sized dinosaur with feathers. seems like its time for a new favorite dinosaur unless you like oversized ugly chickens.

[BlackWorth]

@CharlieCanada FYI /wiki/Velociraptor

[BlackWorth]

@CharlieCanada just to post ur right that is. im not jerking :P

[ShutterBug10lol]

it's what you get when you chess

[glitcher999]

why do you say calvary... its the 2nd time ive heard it - a canadian thing perhaps? Its pronounced Cav-al-ree. anyone else notice??

[BecauseHuskyAsked]

@glitcher999 not a Canadian thing

[hannuborne]

sweeetttttttt!!!!

[blackjoker205]

best singing evar

[xTEHPHR33Kx]

NOOO THE VELOCIRAPTER IS THE JERASIC PARK WON DUUUHHH GOD UR SO DUM

[KinnyRiddle]

LOL That has got to be the most epic sore loser to date on WCF (I've yet to watch later episodes as I write this). Somehow he just refuses to quit and let the game drag out, God knows what he was doing in front of the PC watching his side get slaughtered.

Even a rage-quitter would have more dignity than him. He pretty much deserved the nuke that came his way. And it was nice of Geslau to insert a plug-in for you guys on WCF as well.

Keep up the great work, guys.

[herodark123]

How old was dinosaurrawr again? -.-

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

You almost ruined it.

"Almost is good with horseshoes AND nuclear strikes"

-Ghosts after you click on them a few times.

[NoisyNinjaSC2]

Best Dinosaur is the Philosoraptor

[megamindstorm101]

is it just me or does that song he sings sound EXACTLY like the Myst 3 theme song

yup that was the myst 3 theme song... :D at about 35 seconds and then again at about 1:30 :D

idk if he did it intentionally or not :P

[chyyneezballa]

all these jokes make me laugh so hard. i rewinded several times and im still laughing. good stuff guys.

[Mycoughlin]

How do i send you guys a video of cheese failing?