i put captions on and this is what its aid at the start of the video "Police thing is sure to might seem a drug that than itself does come with agree with" then the blonde guy "The watch cap, this speech is simply a feud is gone on long enough, i can't control my, help he'd control his" then the imperial watch "To have them for but at the mithic dot and liberals, data right into the heart of the empire, paying for their treachery" and then i ran out of space but the rest were just as inaccurate
The Count went missing about ten years ago, but just recently he disagreed with that. It's a bit of a mystery, but the countess seems convinced the genius is down here on the box.
Not sure about getting naked with you bud. An whaddya mean I'd look good in a thong? man you ain't seen my butt! I look skinny facially but I make up for it down below ; )
lol. that was the best part. when he started the list of things you could find i was already laughing cuz I could tell something like that would happen
you'll smiths, alchemists, booksellers, mage shops, clothiers, armerors and BASTARDS in the market district. lol i love this i watch it again and again its so gr8
i'll be staying at shore until my semen runs out then it's off to sea lol
portadordenanismo 4 weeks ago
Dude! I just spit soda everywhere at the end! XD ew..lolz
SRMcreater 1 month ago
Yeah this..is..stupid.
druidboy76 2 months ago
I heard like3 different voices. haha
HenryFeefan 3 months ago
yours deserves more views!
johnpond69 4 months ago in playlist Oblivion Rumors
OW! I was laughing so hard I hit my knee on my desk! XD LOLOLOLOLZ!
SRMcreater 7 months ago 3
"DAMN EMPEROR MURDERED THE MYTHIC DAWN AND LED THOSE DAEDRA RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE EMPIRE! THEY'LL PAY FOR THEIR TREACHERY!" i lol'ed a lot
ChihuahuaLover9991 7 months ago 11
I'll stay till my... semen... runs out. xxxD
FlyOfDarkness 8 months ago
And BASTARDS.........in the market district.
Jazmillenium 10 months ago
"The emporer murdered the mythic dawn"
LOL
darkrie323 10 months ago
There be lots of bastards in the market.....and even a grave robber. xP
heronoki 10 months ago
Lol, this vid made my day! :D
RoseBell69 10 months ago
0:13 that guard looks about 90 years old
Greenhelm64 10 months ago
Owyn: "Hey genius, down here, I'm the boss. I don't care if the emperor is not around, in the bloodworks, he answers to me!"
prelynmax 11 months ago
An bastards in the market district
thesuperjake100 1 year ago
"You'll find smiths, alchemists, booksellers, mage shops, clothiers, armorers anBASTARDS... in the Market District..."
MrAududen 1 year ago
0:40 tourettes much?
Mafia200100 1 year ago
and i can just imagine innocent, creepy old uriel assassinating assassins :3
RomanFlessona 1 year ago
heheh owyns caption "I don't care for them to imprison doctors."
RomanFlessona 1 year ago
i put captions on and this is what its aid at the start of the video "Police thing is sure to might seem a drug that than itself does come with agree with" then the blonde guy "The watch cap, this speech is simply a feud is gone on long enough, i can't control my, help he'd control his" then the imperial watch "To have them for but at the mithic dot and liberals, data right into the heart of the empire, paying for their treachery" and then i ran out of space but the rest were just as inaccurate
lantosimos 1 year ago
The Count went missing about ten years ago, but just recently he disagreed with that. It's a bit of a mystery, but the countess seems convinced the genius is down here on the box.
That according to the captions :P
DracoBorealis 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!...the emeporor thing was hilarious!
57thdarkspear 1 year ago
the only good thing about using the same what, 4 or 5 voice actors for the whole game is its got to be easy to put one of these together :D
deaderdeadbpu 1 year ago
th emporer mured the..mythic dawn and led the deadra into the city..dam emporer he betrayed us
scj123411 1 year ago
DAMN EMPORER MURDERED THE MYTHIC DAWN AND LED THOSE DAEDRA RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE CITY THEY'LL PAY FOR THEIR TREACHERY!
LetsRapeJustinBieber 1 year ago 2
AND BASTARDS!!!!!1!
datwerewolfkid 1 year ago
You never know what you'll find in the Market District.
snipperbes 1 year ago
" I'll be staying ashore 'till my semen runs out, then it's off to sea "
~Timothee LaRouche
Epic quote.
PestBreed 1 year ago
aand BASTARDS!!!....
playerofrock04 1 year ago
"i don't care if the emperors ghost is floating around down here he answers to me" lmao
whiteguysknow 1 year ago
"dunno if this is true, but i heard DDDDFFDFF,DDFFDF,DFFDDF"
overNineTHOUSAND98 1 year ago
I don't know if this is true, but D-D-D dff dff D-D-D dff dff
bobalt93 1 year ago
Damn Emperor murdered the Mythic Dawn and led those daedra right into the heart of the empire! LOL
APSX3427Dude 1 year ago
xD! "and BASTARD!"
TheSora333 1 year ago
Really Bastards? i never knew amazing how you can find so much things in the market district....
MrFloatingSoap 1 year ago
You made a youtube poop not even knowing what it is, criminal scum.
ceilingkitteh 1 year ago
i love the last one:)
chadulater 1 year ago
"....But the countess seems pleased"
HA!
LionTroy 1 year ago
Oh thank you. I was looking for the bastards
Vampirepigslayrr 1 year ago
lol
Mounthopehoodie 2 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahah xD
and bastards
Si1714 2 years ago 2
AND BASTARDS!
jess3336677 2 years ago 4
@Metalwarmachine91
Whoa ... why the sudden hostility? I thought we had something special. I love it when you get all hard tho. You pagangay guys are such a tease.
defenmilgov 2 years ago
@Metalwarmachine91
Not sure about getting naked with you bud. An whaddya mean I'd look good in a thong? man you ain't seen my butt! I look skinny facially but I make up for it down below ; )
defenmilgov 2 years ago
I'll be staying ashore till my seamen runs out.
Blackwood550 2 years ago
BASTARDS!
JoshDaGoodfella 2 years ago
ROFL!
damn emporer murdered the mythic dawn and led the daedra...
too fnny
killerquinn24 2 years ago 9
@killerquinn24 is your name Quinn? so is mine. lol
IhearaHunter117 1 year ago
Lmao, this deserves more views.
Krydox 2 years ago
"You'll find smiths, alchemists, booksellers, mage shops, clothiers, armorers, and BASSTARDSS in the Market District!" :D
DracoBorealis 2 years ago 136
@DracoBorealis well done you quoted a video we all saw.. you must be proud -_-
stevean2 8 months ago
@DracoBorealis The city will do that to you.
AniRemi 8 months ago
XD and BASTARDS
aa85079 2 years ago
LOL )
2Seatroll2 2 years ago
"....and BASTARDS!"
That made my day xD
Ddraiggoch06 2 years ago 119
mine too XD
"You'll find smiths, alchemists, book sellers, mage shops, clothiers, armorers, and BASTARDS... in the market district."
LOL
jagartn 2 years ago 14
@Ddraiggoch06 ...in the market district XD
reeManne 1 year ago
Lmfao at the beginning
SkoomaMaster124 2 years ago
youll smiths armorers clothiers and BASTARDS in the market district haha :)
termination09 2 years ago 13
and BASTARDS! in the market district.
namfamily2202 2 years ago 21
I think " Damn Daedra, murdered the mythic dawn and led the emperor right into the heart of the city! '' would have been funny too
MyIdolIsGaara 2 years ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
I can control my *********!
Beagle2063 2 years ago
and BASTARDS!!! lol 5/5
ASININIUS55 2 years ago
damm emperor murdered the emperor mythic dawn hahaha
axeper0302 2 years ago
Damn emperor! murdered the mythic dawn and led the daedra right into the heart of the empire! LOL
Bennos2cool4u 2 years ago 7
xD youll find, blah, and blah and bastards! and blah in the market district xD
Saverinator 2 years ago
"Damn Emperor murdered the mysthic dawn!"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Vultar666 2 years ago 2
BASTARDS!!!!!!!! nice job 5/5
gtl3895 2 years ago
0:40 O_o woman with manly voice or man ?
oxfyll 2 years ago
and BASTARDS!!! lolol
HAMENOS2FORES3 2 years ago
LOL 0:46!
MyOblivionAddiction 2 years ago
OH NO! Not bastards in the market! D:
predking 2 years ago 8
omg lol
Mairheh 2 years ago
am de boss
CurseOwnz 2 years ago
epic pure epic
TheODSTMan25 2 years ago
damn emperor murder the mythic dawn and lead the deadra right into the heart of the empire LOOOOOL
OblivionGirl999 2 years ago
BASTARDS
KanslozeClown 2 years ago
0:40 epic
TH4NG4R7H 2 years ago
HAAAAAAA that last one is funnnyy
peace123445 3 years ago
alchemists and BASTARDS!
ianpaulc 3 years ago
omg thats soooo funny
Mairheh 2 years ago
damn emperor murdered the mythic dawn and led the dadra right into the heart of the empire LOL
nicky349349 3 years ago 3
and BASTARDS... In the market district. 5/5 just for that lmao
TrueArKonIte 3 years ago 2
It would be hilarious if someone were to do an unnecessary censorship thing with Oblivion.
"I understand the F***ers guild is looking for new ****s. Not bad work for some people."
dstebbin 3 years ago 5
If you've got the stones for it.
Doughnut189 2 years ago
I've got the stones for it; I just don't have the software, otherwise I'd be doing it myself.
dstebbin 2 years ago
"I understand the F***ers guild is looking for new ****s. Not bad work for some people." Ends in "If youve got the stones for it" -.-
Doughnut189 2 years ago
Damn Emporer murdered the mythic dog!
WorldWalker128 3 years ago 2
haha bastards was funny xD
LeetSkat3r 3 years ago 3
I laughed so hard I cried when I heard the last one XD
AsFlowingWater 3 years ago
and bastards hahaa
Medivhmen 3 years ago
DAMN EMPEROR!!!
Lugbash24 3 years ago 2
omg one of the funniest oblivion vids ou there gj man im nearly crying lollerskates
Shockmastr 3 years ago
...."And Bastards!!!" :DDD hahahaha
Meduteja 3 years ago 4
... and BASTARDS in the market district LOLOLO=D
Horsaz 3 years ago 3
"ill be staying ashore until my seaman runs out..."
lol
CinnamonBunsy2k 3 years ago 3
and basturds! lol
vuvrar 3 years ago 3
Inns, and BASTARDS, in the market district..
=']
EmoStarProductions 3 years ago 6
lol. that was the best part. when he started the list of things you could find i was already laughing cuz I could tell something like that would happen
PBCFproductions 3 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
and PLASTICS!..in the market district. lolol
Blake4014 3 years ago
lol, "damn emperor murdered the mythic dawn", WTFz?
starwarsguy9 3 years ago 3
and bastards in the market district! lol
supermutant94 3 years ago 3
lol im crying
KenWheeler321 3 years ago 3
lol bastards :>
morphedmind 3 years ago
you'll find mages clothieres book sellers inns, and BASTARDS in the market district...
lol so freakin funny! haha!
hasjisj1992 3 years ago
and bastards!
H311M457312 3 years ago
and bastards! rofl
H311M457312 3 years ago
and he say it with a BIG smile LMAO
oly355 3 years ago 2
"All we staying short till my Semen runs out the its of Discounters" rofl
DarriusSanctoria 3 years ago
And BASTARDS! XD
ZeldaNox 3 years ago
and BASTARDS
Malicorian 3 years ago
Hehe.. Semen
Lordsome 3 years ago
Oh, my God! LOL
SharKing319 3 years ago
damm emperor murdered mythic dawn!
legohamsta 3 years ago 5
And BASTARDS!
Haha.
raditztheradish 3 years ago 6
lol both u and jakixs r rely gud ;)
jaybrady94 3 years ago
lol
purplepoppi 3 years ago
"You can find smiths, alchemists, book sellers, mage shops, armours... and... BUSTARDS!!!!" xD
0Andurril0 3 years ago 4
"Damn emperor murdered the mythic dawn and led those daedra right into the heart of the empire!"
LMAO!!!!
BrewersPackers 3 years ago 2
the last one made me laugh
mitchymaniac 3 years ago
weapons, clothes shops and BASTARDS LOLLOLLOL
gliggil 3 years ago 3
hahaha he has a grin on his face when he says bastards lol
OlympicCow 3 years ago
.. and BASTARDS!
Umbranox90 3 years ago 5
Dammn Emperor murdered the mythic dawn! LOL
Bostonian7799 3 years ago 4
HAHAHA!!!! he todally surprised me with Bastards!
WalleWildberrie 3 years ago
You'll find blacksmiths, alchemists, mage shops, armories, and BASTARDS, in the market district. lol good vid.
FleshMan7063 3 years ago
"basterds" (big smile) in the market district
lol
SCproductions12 3 years ago
the last one lol!
stricker608 3 years ago
damn emperor murdered the mythic dawn xDD
seko134 3 years ago
that "bastard"part gets me every time haha..sounds like he got that tick where u swear alot lol
DjSvenzo 3 years ago
think its called coprolalia.
i love this video. :D
ZeroJinKui 3 years ago
Damn Emperor, murder the Mythic Dawn and let those DEADRA right into the heart of the empire! -.-
V1CTR1M 3 years ago 3
that was the best!
Kurisuta1 3 years ago
you'll smiths, alchemists, booksellers, mage shops, clothiers, armerors and BASTARDS in the market district. lol i love this i watch it again and again its so gr8
Dragonmie 3 years ago 4
Damn Emperor! Murdered the Mythic Dawn and let those Daedra right in the heart of the Empire!
great video :)
Ylvanyx 3 years ago 5
how he smiles when he says bastard :P
Doodooma 3 years ago
OMG that bastard in the market district part made me lol so hard 5 stars, this rules
CheeseWhirlingManiac 3 years ago
"Damn emperor, murdered the mithic dawn. And led those daedra right into the heart of the empire!"
Roflmao xD
Freestyleforcerer 3 years ago 7
i'll be staying ashore until my semen run out LOLOLLLLOLOLOLOOl that an epic lol
blyth25 3 years ago
BASTARDS IN THE MARKET DISTRICT!
DesertLynx83 3 years ago 7
lol :45 B******s
sonicfan1100 3 years ago
The bastard part made me luagh looool
DjSvenzo 3 years ago 5
I'll be staying in shore until my seaman runs out!
jpetrucci05 3 years ago
BASTARDS IN THE MARKET DISTRICT!
mastershakefan 3 years ago 5
and BASTARDS XD
ltapsal 3 years ago 2
You'll find smiths, alchemists, booksellers, mage shops, clothiers, armorers and BASTARDS! in the Market District.
XFracek55 3 years ago 7
awesome! love it :D
Haxx1234 3 years ago
oblivion has changed lolz
gamerzz91 3 years ago
ill be staying ashore until my seasmen runs out lolz that ruls
gamerzz91 3 years ago
BASTARDS!
soniczdawun 3 years ago
LOL, that guard at the end souns like he has Tourette's Syndrome when he blurts out "BASTARDS!"
Dasharr 3 years ago 8
Damn the emporer murdered the mythic dawn and lead the daedra right into the empire LMFAO
hunter65416 3 years ago 5
The guy at the end looks like a woman... :O
arkalai 3 years ago
He's staying ashore until his semen runs out... :D
Dalenbourg 3 years ago 2
Ah thanks for the mention! I didn't know I was the inspirational type. Keep up the good work.
Incogneatus 3 years ago 2
No prob. and TY!!
jakixs 3 years ago
LOL! I loved the damn emperor's ghost part and the bastards part. Freakin' hilarious man. Sweet video! :D
Egger3rd 3 years ago 2
Wow, thanks man!
jakixs 3 years ago
"I'll be staying ashore 'til my semen runs out..." Seamen never run out of semen!
DrLizShawOBE 3 years ago 3
LOL
jakixs 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm glad someone made finally another video like Egger3rds, though I still have a special place in my heart for "Oblivion Rumors Improved 2"
altfan 3 years ago
I love it! I hope you will make more videos like this... :)
legionarr 3 years ago
Thanks,I plan too!
jakixs 3 years ago
Mage shops, clothiers and BASTARDS in the market district.....hahaha...
MoonIMover 4 years ago 4
I heard fascists the first time.
Tibehrer 3 years ago