Tried running away from home when I was in middle school...told mom.....called my bluff and put me outside with my stuff....:/ needless to say I never tried that again.
77 year old great grandmother was killed by her stupid 14 year old grand son, apparently he was told to stop playing computer games and in rage he killed her...just goes to show you that white folks need to beat their kids
Actually my parents would beat me up too if I didn't behave (If anyone cares, my family is a white Dutch family and no I'm not being racist. Just letting you know that white people on certain parts of the world will beat their kids too if they have to.)
I think one reason colored people beat their kids is overpopulation. If a colored person beats his kids too hard there are like 9 more where that came from.
But white people only have like two or three kids
D:< Goddamn it! The Children's aid thing reminded me when I told my mom that. And she always use to say "Tell them to hurry, cause I'll be beating you till you get there."
Kids from the US should appreciate the fact that their parents are nice to them. Just saw in the news that this 4 year old got beat to death by their mom. (This was in Taiwan)
The USA isn't a 'state', it's a collection of states, republics and commonwealths. What is the number/name of the law in your state that prohibits spanking a child?
LOL this is SO true.. hahaha the whoopings my brother & i got WOW lol.. especially if we got hurt, they would smack us for getting hurt LOL god bless them.
That was awesome. And totally true, too. My mom is of Mexican decent, and she'd smack me upside the head for no reason some times, just because I "looked guilty" or some such.
haha this reminds me in french class, this korean girl just yells STOP! cuz the teacher got near her with a ruler and thought she was ganna hit her. then she was like what korean dads hit there kids she said. then she asks this kid isnt it true cutter? the kid was like idk im Chinese. hahaahhaa
haha!!! the chinese part was semi true. the parents dont beat their kids when they get an F, they freakin yell and punish their kids if they freakin get an A- for christ sake!!!
That was great. It's about time we had an Indian Comedian. Love to see some other Asians and Middle Eastern comedians to give us different persepectives.
DONT DO IT ill phone childrens aid. well let me get u the phone tuff guy , i might get in a little biit of trouble but i know it takes them 23 minutes to get here and in that time some body gonna get hurt reall bad .
hahaha this is SOOO funny his face expressions make it all better. ahahha i always watch his videos when im feeling bad. ahahha it's so funny when he talks about his dad and stufff.
lmfao
Burhanabdi001 4 days ago
Dying from laughter
bzdesta 3 weeks ago
Genius.
SuperMettalicafan 4 weeks ago
Tried running away from home when I was in middle school...told mom.....called my bluff and put me outside with my stuff....:/ needless to say I never tried that again.
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Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
megatank94 1 month ago
Eddie Murphy wanna be!!
ScareyPoppins 1 month ago
@ScareyPoppins /bitchslap
MegaQwerty567 1 month ago
Lmfao this is great.
xJayrod 1 month ago
lol
isabelvampire 3 months ago
F in school and all u get is a beating? lucky basterd
nonamehacks 4 months ago
eddie murphy rip off
dookula 4 months ago
66 people are gonna get a hurtin.
BecauseImMariah 4 months ago
Veigar =D
Bilalol3 5 months ago 22
@Bilalol3 VEIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR <3333333333333333
Omfgraaawr 5 months ago
if i get rid of one ill make another one
Karnvir16 5 months ago
77 year old great grandmother was killed by her stupid 14 year old grand son, apparently he was told to stop playing computer games and in rage he killed her...just goes to show you that white folks need to beat their kids
zerox505 5 months ago 4
@zerox505 what
Sid3nFTW 5 months ago
@zerox505 completely unrelated and stupid
parents needed to get him away from games, beating would have made it worse
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@zerox505 A russian killed his father in Russia for confiscating his keyboard
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Thats a true ambition, right there.
magikbezdupy 2 months ago
65 people are gonna get a hurt real bad.
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FUCK YOU BITCH!
dunno32145 6 months ago
Somali parents beat their kids the worst
kareem0824 6 months ago
this was awesome :D
Schmidteren 7 months ago
SOMBODY GONNA GET HURT.REAL BAD...JUST SOMEBODY
KingsHeartX3 7 months ago
WOW A WHITE KID
MusicMan100 7 months ago
bullshit when i was growwing up i got the belt uhh also metal coat hanger and im native aboriginal that and i was a very bad kid
gaarasabaku235 8 months ago
i laughed my guts out.........u rokkkkkkk
Neha9073 8 months ago
Whats That For?? Just In Case. XD
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Whats that For?? Just In Case. XD
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solvan 9 months ago
i loled my ass out hahahaha XD
DeidaraKatsue 9 months ago
"Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad. Somebody. I'm not gonna say who. Oh, I think you might know him very well.." Pure gold.
carli12344321 9 months ago 3
SOMEBODY GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD!
kong123890 9 months ago
65 people got a hurt real bad
jzcrandall 9 months ago
russelpeters closed my youtube account down for copyright... somebody gonna hurt real
lpoleschtschuk 9 months ago
SOMETIMES ITS NICE TO BEAT UR KIDS...true that brotha
sadydevil 9 months ago
thumb up if source code bring you here! xD
kirashinasuka 9 months ago
what am i gonna do with him LOLLLLL
Gamercanadian 9 months ago
He's in source code the movie
sierra1534 9 months ago
He was in source code
sierra1534 9 months ago
yea! asians are cool!!
laughinlikecrazy 10 months ago
YOu got a room!!! ahahaha the whole video was amazing honestly its my fav vid on the internet
franbran69 10 months ago
Beat ur kids so that there not a socialy outcast LMFAOO xDD
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Somebodysmehehe 1 year ago
Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad. >:D
Somebodysmehehe 1 year ago 3
This was hysterical. Cuban parents are in this crowd too!
adelarubio 1 year ago
Do you want that little white kid to feel left out?
beatle11 1 year ago 3
66 people are gonna get a hurt real bad DX DX DX
prajitheparrot 1 year ago 24
@prajitheparrot 68
folapia 1 month ago
It says got an F in schooool
jagrit123 1 year ago
somebody gonna get hurt real bad, somebody. you might know him reaaaal well
pablocb7 1 year ago
Ryan go clean your room!
Fuck you bitch!!!!!!
LMAO
MrJacob2004 1 year ago 8
Just in case!!!
zeace2 1 year ago
whats that for thump just IN CASE LOL!
luluprincess 1 year ago
"Beat that child so he's not a social outcast!" LOL.
nuhcolehan 1 year ago 4
"somebody gonna gette hurt real bad...somebody"
:L
fazantic 1 year ago
Oi Russel...Somebody gunna get a hurt real bad :D
badongdi 1 year ago
Beat that kid so he isn't a social outcast LMFAO
ballisticblue 1 year ago
Russell, come and do the dishes...
Fuck you Dad!
LOL
dfbhcf 1 year ago 2
@dfbhcf du i look like ryan's mom!!
77zaiman 1 year ago
Actually my parents would beat me up too if I didn't behave (If anyone cares, my family is a white Dutch family and no I'm not being racist. Just letting you know that white people on certain parts of the world will beat their kids too if they have to.)
Anyway, Russell is funny. 8D
emanuelle17576 1 year ago
It says you got an F in school.......Waaaaaaaaaaah! :)
MiniAlstar08 1 year ago
so i went home....for the last time lol
SuperBrezzy19 1 year ago
you've got a room?!?!
cody12345249 1 year ago
DORN'T GET UH DEH SMART!
JERRYR708 1 year ago
SORM BOARDAY GORNA GET ORDAY HORT!
JERRYR708 1 year ago
I'm Chinese. He is absolutely right.
caelisan 1 year ago
hahahahahahha his dad seems so funnnnnnnnyy i wanna meet him haha even if this is fake i still wana meet his dad lolll x
94amel 1 year ago
I think one reason colored people beat their kids is overpopulation. If a colored person beats his kids too hard there are like 9 more where that came from.
But white people only have like two or three kids
SUpersaiyajinjerkbag 1 year ago
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this guy really sucks not funny at all
dnylocke 1 year ago
@dnylocke go suck a dick
Known2BUnknown 1 year ago
you might know him...............
calixa 1 year ago
u got a F in school they dont even need to beat u they just go whooooaaaaa!!!!! (=
Boonefan101 1 year ago 2
Russel is the best
Youngboxer1 1 year ago
SOMEBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD
Rapealight1 1 year ago 2
If I get rid of one I'll just get another one
Patros2006 1 year ago 10
LMAO, HILARIOUS~
Arienhn 1 year ago 2
/watch?v=YQo7-gSjfcE
prospwningn00z 1 year ago
a come her boi what bop what was that for just in case LAWL
Mabaul 1 year ago
yah l love this guy he is funny and he can get a person laughing and also l agree that parents would but that's how we become good
25803 1 year ago
Lolol!!! FUNNYYYY
TheJaredXD 2 years ago 4
"im gunna beat my kids" YAH THATS GAY.
Like Russel is just joking calm yurself there .
theycallmealison 2 years ago
russel is the MAN
adilehsan222 2 years ago 8
hey come here. ok. *tap!* What was that for?!? JUST IN CASE.
epoose 2 years ago 10
You've got a room!!!?
XDDD
ElBeTros 2 years ago 140
fuck yeah. i'm i'm old school. my kids are gunna get there ass kicked when they mis behave! just like i did. and i respect that!
leon101a 2 years ago
my parents used to beat the shit out of me when i was a kid loool
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prinzezze 2 years ago
@prinzezze shut the fuck up lmao
disbabysha 2 years ago 5
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You are a fucking idiot.. YOu sir go kill yourself.
hcrtoothy 2 years ago
@prinzezze Its a joke fucktard.
VongolaAQW223 2 months ago
wow capnknuckles you little little honky
MileHighMayhem11 2 years ago
the funniest video eva
xoxoFliPgUrlxoxo 2 years ago 2
one of the funniest stand -ups i've ever seen hahahaa
MileHighMayhem11 2 years ago
Shut up, twinkie
capnknuckles 2 years ago
this guy is sooo fuckin funny he is so good at doing diffrent voices
xmasparkdude 2 years ago 7
yees daddi.. whoom! what was that for,.... just in case.
xxCHRISxBROWNxFANxx 2 years ago 105
im not indian but yep my sister tryied that on the old man once , and bothe our arses were black at the end.
koringeo 2 years ago 4
this is my fav video !!!
this guys 2 jkz men
btw im indian && i think tat this iz hillarious!!!
ladygaga0123456 2 years ago
D:< Goddamn it! The Children's aid thing reminded me when I told my mom that. And she always use to say "Tell them to hurry, cause I'll be beating you till you get there."
Emmelina93 2 years ago 4
Kids from the US should appreciate the fact that their parents are nice to them. Just saw in the news that this 4 year old got beat to death by their mom. (This was in Taiwan)
dangerousdynamite 2 years ago 8
it's not that they are "nice" ...it's
the fact that the USA is a state of law ...
(law has the upper hand in life and control the actions of ppl) ... unlike the
3'rd world and other places as you said in your example.
good point thoug ..
lionheart0351067 2 years ago
@lionheart0351067
The USA isn't a 'state', it's a collection of states, republics and commonwealths. What is the number/name of the law in your state that prohibits spanking a child?
metoliusdad 2 years ago 3
tnx for your comment. however , dont
replay on other ppl's posts just to replay!
ok? .. "State" as a term in political sinc' means : COUNTRY.
thanks agian!
lionheart0351067 2 years ago
SOMEBODY gonna get-a hurt real bad. SOMEBODY.
CMDmusic 2 years ago 9
so good! so funny!!!
mbebchuk 2 years ago
2:44 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kelvinoalbino 2 years ago 4
tat is so true wif indian parents.
jacobraju2000 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA OMG so trueeee!
minipizza 2 years ago 3
lmao
dafern7 2 years ago
soo true ;)
agokumuc 2 years ago
wellr u really sexy?
babigirl520 2 years ago
LOL this is SO true.. hahaha the whoopings my brother & i got WOW lol.. especially if we got hurt, they would smack us for getting hurt LOL god bless them.
EuroStatus1985 2 years ago 4
That was awesome. And totally true, too. My mom is of Mexican decent, and she'd smack me upside the head for no reason some times, just because I "looked guilty" or some such.
mikekearn 2 years ago
Somebody gonna get hurt real bad.
gonsharingan 2 years ago
LMAOOO omg that guy kills me man "SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET HURT REALLY BADD!:| SOMEBODY .. IM NOT GONNA SAY WHOO".. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
agelouthi13 2 years ago
Whats the name of this special?
ChuyitoM 2 years ago
Somebody gonna get hurt real bad....not saying who...but I think you might know him...
Schmoople 2 years ago
Word my mom fully hit me for no reason!!! dayumm jamacian!!!
therealshaneen 2 years ago
jajaj funny shet!!!!
creativo215 2 years ago
haha this reminds me in french class, this korean girl just yells STOP! cuz the teacher got near her with a ruler and thought she was ganna hit her. then she was like what korean dads hit there kids she said. then she asks this kid isnt it true cutter? the kid was like idk im Chinese. hahaahhaa
NaiJorJul 2 years ago
dats soo fukin funny omg lmao
TAJJOSHU 2 years ago
So true my grandmother who was cambodian used to beat me with a bamboo stick
lovefordante 2 years ago
i no it will take them 23 minutes to get here and in that time somebodys going to get a hurt real bad :()
MrHockeymanguy 2 years ago 6
"SOME BODY GUNNA GET A HURT REEEEEAL BAD!... SomeBody.. i wont tell who.." lmao
HeavyGamerVids 2 years ago 2
LOLLLL somebady guna get a hurt REALL baaddd hahahha
shezza 2 years ago
Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad, somebody, i'm not gonna say who.
ShadowMario1996 2 years ago 2
hahahahahah FUCK YOU BITCH!!! and also russel come and do the dishes..FUCK YOU DAD!!!
KM6395 2 years ago
"somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"
LMAO
writertrump 2 years ago
lol FUCH YOUU BITCH!!!!!!
saige374 2 years ago
haha!!! the chinese part was semi true. the parents dont beat their kids when they get an F, they freakin yell and punish their kids if they freakin get an A- for christ sake!!!
annabanna 2 years ago 10
"If I get rid of one, I'll just make another. And I'll tell the new one what an idiot what the last one was!"
hahahaha too funny! ^_^
XanimeXcosplayerX 2 years ago 8
That was great. It's about time we had an Indian Comedian. Love to see some other Asians and Middle Eastern comedians to give us different persepectives.
cito423 2 years ago 4
russel come and do the dishes Fuck you Dad!!!!
lului619 2 years ago 3
wats a parogi? is that even how its spelt?? lol
lilsinga4lyfe 2 years ago
it is a polish food
mewpoke12345 2 years ago
its a a boiled wheat pattie filled with spiced potato and other stuff.
Nsinger998 2 years ago
one time my dad hit me 3 times with a broom 1 with a belt and many more
lului619 2 years ago
This Guy Is GREAT!!!
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lushacrous 2 years ago
WTF
JaSOnY31 2 years ago
Beat you with a cabbage roll XD
NaoCinia 2 years ago 6
looooooooool
Omar from saudi arabia
memo555555555 2 years ago
this is called as a real genious....russel .. keep going dude
vamsikrinath 2 years ago 8
omg...wow.....my punishment was spank...then once i hit 6 i got grounded
cazpoke 2 years ago 3
That Guy ROOOCKS loool ... he laughs the shit out of me ...
Chaos0Legend 2 years ago
LOOOL! i love his face when he tells his dad to fuck of LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Goku1115 2 years ago 5
The accent is mind blasting !!!
madbigdeal 2 years ago
BB somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad,Somebody,,im not gon say who ,, oh i tink you might know Him bery Vell!
Saroni9090 2 years ago 2
"wow a white kid" lol thats like my friends with a kid from england lol, big mistake lol
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pogochese 2 years ago
"Yo! your little plan almost got me Killed!"
lmao
atomstorm6 2 years ago
Bwhahahahaha!
Avabliss 2 years ago
lol
banditblue95 2 years ago
i know it takes 23 minutes for child services to get her in that time some body gonna get hurt reall bad .
NathanSkateRatt 2 years ago 7
that was amazinggggggg hahahaha
jadoreurdior 2 years ago 2
It says, you got a F in schoo
xD
scruffums123 2 years ago
This is fuck funny!
ToxicBarracuda 2 years ago
"somebody" gonna get a hurt real bad" LOL best part
24onepiece 2 years ago
I got the wooden spoon... Except my mom was hitting me which didn't hurt at all
Chaz4155 2 years ago
somebody is gonna get hurt real bad and you know that person quite well.
Hector216Rivera 2 years ago
4:25 lmao
und3ri0ath 2 years ago
my parents used to beat me all the time, this video makes me feel better cause i know im not the only one out there. ='')
und3ri0ath 2 years ago
The whole immigrant thing is so true XD
"I'll call Children's Aid!"
mitsukirox101 2 years ago
besst comedy video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MegaMartel 2 years ago 4
Mom:"Honey, go clean your rooom!"
Ryan:"FUCK YOU BITCH!!"
LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
hoIIa31 2 years ago 3
omg that was soooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!
denika363 2 years ago 2
DONT DO IT ill phone childrens aid. well let me get u the phone tuff guy , i might get in a little biit of trouble but i know it takes them 23 minutes to get here and in that time some body gonna get hurt reall bad .
hahahahahahaha funny cunt man .
NathanSkateRatt 2 years ago 2
if i get to the one ill just make another one ,and ill tell the new one ,what an idiot the last one was XD omfg
millioboy 2 years ago 2
LMAOROTF!!!! OMG! I can't stop laughing! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST RUSSELL PETERS SKIT ON YOU TUBE!! Thank you so much! I really needed the laughter! :-D
CitoyenMundial 2 years ago 7
you have a room
bballplaya1031 2 years ago 3
dis is 2 funny even though im indian. my mom always hit me
bballplaya1031 2 years ago 3
hahahaha man!!!!!!
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KGarnett215 2 years ago
hehe
residentflea 2 years ago
Hilarious.
TheAdequateFilmmaker 2 years ago
you got a room lmao =D
Vanevalence 2 years ago 3
hahaha this is SOOO funny his face expressions make it all better. ahahha i always watch his videos when im feeling bad. ahahha it's so funny when he talks about his dad and stufff.
yoizGabby 2 years ago 8
LOL I FAV THIS VID!!! TOO DAMN FUNNii!!!!
TESHABo0 2 years ago 3