Vic & Bob's Afternoon Delights Episode #4 "Mostly Unhaunted"

[dicko2490]

I think the bleeping is intentional

[Lukeeyyboyy]

love it hahhahhahaaa



[LightninLew]

Why are they fucking censoring on the internet?

[alistairgellatly]

@LightninLew They are doing a piss take of "most haunted" which has to be bleeped as it is meant to be a family show so to make it an authentic piss take they also bleep out the swearing.

[LightninLew]

@alistairgellatly Ah, I've never watched it, Derek Acorah makes me want to claw out all my sensory organs.

[kevrs2]

FUCK FOSTERS AND THERE FUCKING BLEEPS !

[1989lfm]

@kevrs2 but the bleeps make it more funny!

[rory372]

thats the fuunnyest thing i ever seen

[BoroGirlX1]

'The main thing I can say about this cold is that it's really ... cold.' hahaha

[GlitterGirl084]

Hilarious!!!

[MrAWJM]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha

You F****** C***!!!

[8Morgan8webcat]

23 people are very cold

[lnfreeman]

This is F>bleep<UCKING hilarious

[AlexPS92]

@lordcocksure would you shut the fuck up! If you dont like it then don't watch it, you big gobshite

[keef71]

1:31 cracks me up everytime PRRRRPPPT! hahaha

[ronkasdelight]

Absolutely MAGIC! Funniest thing I've seen in years.....

[deanarobo]

At the end 'YOU FUCKING CUNT'

[joeskibobs]

I was squealing with laughter at this, Vic and Bob have done some of the best comedy I've ever seen. Keep it up please guys!!!

[sandham]

somewhere there exists this video - with no bleeping. LOL

[kingeMovies]

Quality

[johnanthonyp]

I was looking for the second part of this because it cheered me up when things were getting tough but a friend of a friend told medon't because it's been pulled because it's true. Apparently, Vic and Bob should never have touched the OUIJA board and the name 'Shipham' should never be uttered outside of consecrated supermarkets. Has anybody else got a friend of a friend who can confirm this? I'm worried. Will I be cursed for even writing this? The S word?

[johnanthonyp]

Bob Mortimer's whole persona is hilarious. He has that glint in his eye and those funny bones that make him a natural and up there with the likes of Michael Palin. Another man who carried a sketch but would make it funnier by corpsing. I dislike the people who wear Bill Hicks t shirts (and there are many)and think comedy should be coo and they're cool by association, usually the least funny people around.

[darkmachinist]

@Lordcocksure erm, actually vic and bob are prolific UK comedians who, rather than being a "one trick pony 20 years ago" have appeared repeatedly in a number of hilarious formats, spawning many characters and remaining inimitable throughout. They are currently on TV doing a series of the insanely popular shooting stars, far from eking out a living. So yeah, kindly check your facts before you talk out of your arse. Oh and who the fuck is victor Lewis smith?

[PukkatronicAllstars]

@darkmachinist Victor Lewis Smith is a middlingly famous comedy personage who mostly writes things without you knowing it was him. He will never be proper famous and is overwhelmingly inferior to Vic and Bob.

[gullivera]

@darkmachinist Victor Lewis Smith is a columnist mainly (Used to write for The Times, now does a column for Private Eye), satirist and TV critic with a very acerbic humour. Search TV Offal on youtube (Their all there), that was his finest hour IMO. I'm a fan of his AND Vic & Bob, although they're not as funny as they were in the mid '90's ("The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer" was their finest hour).

[bluegrasslass]

@darkmachinist BRAVO!

[makky123]

1:40 cameraman snigger.

[steviejacko]

i have watched bob and vic for years and years and still my videos on youtube are no where near as funny as yours : ) fantastic

[StuartR850]

This is the best of the lot

[TheFlyposter]

That's very funny, but I am still not going to drink Fosters because it's f**king Sh**

[edsterzzzzzz]

@TheFlyposter fosters and carling..fucking disgusting

[Dee5quared]

I think Vic's 'send-up' of Yvette Fielding is incredibly accurate; moreover, Bob's supporting role gives the characters depth and credibility, arguably more so than the popular TV series of a similar name. I'd like to see more of the comic genius of this pairing, perhaps in a more serious role with an underlying comic twist, subliminal in nature but vulgar nonetheless. Keep up the good work!

[swampdodger33]

what i wonder does yvette fierldng think of this?

[AnjunaboyJR]

haha i love this



[trentmuch1]

This is probably the most obvious example of the underlying cleverness of the whole Reeves & Mortimer schtick.

Sure, ANYONE can be a childish buffoon - But to make it seem 'natural' and funny, as they do, takes great talent: and lengthy rehearsal I'd bet!

They are practically inimitable too! Believe me, I try!

TAKE THOSE HORSES TO COLCHESTER, BUNTY!!!

[FalseFlagUKRiots]

''Do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call, every word you say is suspect, you're a corporate whore, end of story'' - Bill Hicks

[DarkAndTriumphant]

Turn on the Captions! hilarious!

[MrRowney1]

ha ha every one fook fuc* a duck

[NICKin3D]

That was actually funny. Good stuff

[tangomango69]

Vic and Bob have done some not so funny stuff lately, but that was funny.

[stealth909]

Brilliant.

[swampdodger33]

1 plops for 2 ...

[crazypoopity]

Any one else think it was Elvis?

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

This isn't funny at all...simpletons sense of humor..

[Powick01]

Haha love vic and bob doing what they do best! Toilet humour quite literally!

[Lordcocksure]

Jaysus... and people really find these two straight men funny? A one trick pony twenty years ago, they are now in deserved obscurity, eking out a living doing embarrassing clips for charitable companies with more marketing money than sense. Viva Victor Lewis Smith, who worked them out years ago.

[gedda6262]

@Lordcocksure Victor Lewis Smith? Too smart alec to be funny and makes the mistake of thinking he's more clever than his audience. Deserved obscurity indeed.

[Lordcocksure]

@gedda6262 In most instances he is more clever, so no mistake there. Sad fact is, this tripe exemplifies the moronic level comedy has reached, so VLS is well out of it. This crap and its audience deserve each other, or as Ludovic Kennedy notably once remarked (about Radio 1) 'moron shall speak unto moron'.

[gedda6262]

@Lordcocksure I absolutely agree with The 'Radio 1' reference and there is no doubt that the status quo is best served by 'keeping the masses dumb' with mainstream media pumping out such drivel. Vic and Bob I believe know what they're doing and I think they're smarter than perhaps you or VLS give them credit for. 'Funny' should be intelligently conceived but must also be visceral. I disagree that Vic and Bob are moronic as you infer and I suspect that you didn't grow up on my street!

[Lordcocksure]

@gedda6262 They only have to be slightly smarter than their audience, which ain't difficult. I don't get your non- sequiturish last sentence though.

[gedda6262]

@gedda6262 Is sequiturish a word Lord cocksure? I ran out of characters and rather hurriedly cut and pasted some stuff to get inside the limit. I'm a bit bored now; nice chatting with you though!

[woodhd]

@Lordcocksure its cleverer

[hillman39]

I hate those 2 guys, but that was pretty funny. Especially seen as Vic was on the real Most Haunted as a guest with his wife and shit himself big time.

[gooji1]

vic n bob are no way as funny as they used to be

[deviltelletubbie]

Ah, how I wish Shooting Stars was still on.

[LoyalChairboy1]

@deviltelletubbie New series next Monday I believe :)

[deviltelletubbie]

@LoyalChairboy1

Hell.

Yeah.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Whos been looking at my orbs the dirty pervert

[LONcreeps]

If you don't know how DIRE these Most Haunted type shows are, you wont find this funny.

However, if you do know of the steaming pile of shit that is Most Haunted, you will kill yourself will laughter.

[dangerdave616]

This is genius.

[MoXoM]

lol! The thing that makes me laugh is when they laugh themselves!! =D

[Adsapaps]

HAHA

[DJSPRINGYP]

Big search springy p - grizzle

[gnamp]

Mostly Unfunny.

[Cyborganna]

This makes chuckle duct erupt every time I see it!!! HOLY F**KING MOLY!!!!!!!! *grabs sides in agony* And breathe. *{: D

[Bellocks1]

Release these on DVD :)

[BenPN1000]

Never thought these ghost shows were real but that was fucking scary,fucking cunt!

[woodhd]

ive seen some funny crap in my time and im a bit of a funny bastard myself but this has to be hands down the single most naturally hilarious piece of tv ive ever seen ...

[gedda6262]

Are you called John? I adore Vic and Bob, so happy to see them still doing their thing - no one comes close. I had tears rolling down my face at the end of this.

[UpCheers]

Briliiant! Love it!

[SuperJimbobo]

This is hilarious! Vic & Bob back on form.

[Sandcat87]

Thumbs for Guinness.



[Bettyboop10377]

What's on the end of your stick, Vic ?

[ddddaaaavvvv]

they still have it!!

[mrjimmyos]

I think I can smell the room from here. Either that or my fans motor is burning up

[woodhd]

classic schwizzelle

[scrambledeggsTV]

hahah are you called john, yes

[scrambledeggsTV]

hahaha 1 plop for yes 2 plops for no

[jalasieye]

Absolutely shit my pants funny!



[OhYeahOhYeahBaby]

Vic & Bob: Legends Of Stupidity

[00hurdf]

Is it just me or was the cameraman laughing at 1:40? 

[BooJoMan]

@00hurdf No it was john

[froggywatters]

It's the gayest show in the fucking world! :P

[andygriff1987]

I've watched this 5 times and it still slays me!

[oOReacTiionzZOo]

best one by farr

[CrustyPea]

I think 1:32 is the funniest moment in the history of the universe.

[annabelsoothill]

@CrustyPea fucking correct

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

That is brilliant. Great to have them back doing this kind of rude and surreal comedy.

[planetrockford]

Bob you thick bastard how didn't you know the answer was St Denis?

[vanillaorchid]

@planetrockford He did know the answer, he was swayed by the thick audience saying it was St Bernadette.

[planetrockford]

@vanillaorchid Ah thanks I never watch that show with the volume up so that explains it. I knew Bob was a clever man and now he has learned a valuable lesson too. I love his comedy.

[crompton33001]

Brilliant :)

[drees71]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long old time, gawd bless 'em both!

[TheMaureen63]

This is sooooooooo funny, I have tears running down my face, and am almost choking, totally hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[vunderground1]

Love their corpsing LOOOL

[8Morgan8webcat]

when i was a little kid me dad used to let me stay up late and watch big night out and ever since the start of their tv careers ive been hooked

[barfbath]

Man! You can actually hear the cameraman laughing at one point!

[maclef70]

"One plop for yes; two plops for no."

haha!

[RossMedia2007]

'Orbs have been sighted in the toilet.'

[YourAverageJoeDavis]

Ahaha They actually failed to bleep out one of the many fucks :L

[maysonseyebrow]

0:43 xD 'Was it a plop?'

1:30 xD

[RIGTHEMORT]

BLEEPin Brilliant!!

[GrunGrauWeiss]

realer than the real thing.

[space0age0pirate]

i love these guys xD

[Tbaldwin1971]

LOL hILARiOUS!!!!!!!!!

[LayneInChains1979]

@Guvna07... All yours mate, all yours! It's a great line to break the ice at parties haha! :)

[ThePalaeontologist]

I want Derek Acorah to be forced to watch this every day of his life, to see how stupid his 'profession' is.

[FaggFuk]

this isnt funny

[GrinahStones]

Yeah, I definitely heard a plop too

[falconpf18mp]

LEGENDS.

[madwalrus]

Where are the cubicles? I thought the joke was meant to be that there was just someone in the toilet.

[indieblobby2]

The first thing that strikes you in here is that it's RRRRREALLY RRRRRRRREEEALLLY cold.

[TipTopTimes]

Bob: "Let's try and establish contact, yeah."

Vic: "IS THERE ANYBODY HERE?"

:D

[ClickChase]

LOOOOOOOOOL my god this is hilarious.

[StephenJarveMusic]

"Theres been orbs sighten in the toilet!" hahaha.

[marcisamong]

Can't believe Vic managed to guess the toilet ghost's name was John straight away.

[boredomtube]

@marcisamong

John is slang for toilet - thats the joke

[marcisamong]

@boredomtube thanks for clearing that up mate...

[3LARI]

I love how Bob can never keep a straight face, it makes it so much funnier :)

[coolcampervans]

The boys are back in business!!

[SPSNIPER2]

Omg im crying that is hilarious!!!

[Guvna07]

@LaynelnChains1979 ..... Shaking like a shitting dog choking on me guinness! Fucking hilarious comment as funny as the video! Hope you don't mind me using that line in the future? Just made my day!

[Guvna07]

Oh vic and bob ..... Wonderful comedy! Let's have some more please! Fucking love it!

[LayneInChains1979]

I was sitting in the pub waiting for me mate to turn up and found this clip on my phone. I must've looked a right prat, sitting on me own shaking like a shitting dog choking on my Guinness. It's almost too funny for words, these two are my favourite comedians.

[gregevigan]

@LayneInChains1979 Yeah right "waiting for my mate to turn up". You have no mates!

[IThinkYouLookLarvely]

@gregevigan Do you know the bloke?

[RiderTide]

@LayneInChains1979 brilliant, and with ya mate

[fizfiend]

This is actually a promo for the next Most Haunted series

[MrYell0wsn0w]

Rofl, 1 plop or 2 plops.

[bored0stiff]

2:40 bleep bleep bleep FUCKING HELL bleep bleep bleep

[jimgem85]

LOL, such a long time since i laughed that hard

[Ciaran55]

0:40 Bob smiles. ha ha

[IAMPLEDGE]

How could you possibly not like this?

[atwal89]

Brilliant!

[Bettyboop10377]

Is there anyone here..... one plop for yes.... two plops for no. LOL

[allritemysoner67]

Are you called John?.. LOL

[allritemysoner67]

This one is the best, I proper pissed myself.

[Seanod123]

lol..."FOCK A DOCK!!!!"

[spanishflew]

i don't know how he keeps a straight face when he says did you come hear for a number one or a number two?

[MrHumbugz]

did you come hear for a number one or a number two?! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahhaahhahahahahaahaha­hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! OH MAN. HAHAHAHAH!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! FUCKING HELL THATS GOOD SHIT.

[wristtattoo]

!!

[weirdcitykid]

That was hilarious...lol. Totally mad.

[Kie77]

Idiots of the finest order. You guys crack me up!

[Laceyktm]

Has Bob actually developed a lisp? He seems to have it in all of the Fosters videos and I got the impression they were trying to play their voices straight in this one??

[whellybob]

@Laceyktm I think he might be adjusting to dentures. Look at the teeth.

[skuthepoo]

best one yet!

[whellybob]

WHY ARE THERE NO CUBICLES?

[tongey57]

Legendary

[millsy1107]

Why did I try and watch this at work.

[boycottbbc]

2:36 This sounds like a Shane Dawson video. Though, he doesn't bleep his swearing.

[w1llhaven]

FUCKING HELL that was funny!

[Bellocks1]

Lol so much swearing at the end, it doesn't really bleep Mortimer saying "FUCKING HELL!"

[zxspectrum16k]

the best yet, awesome

[mrDeathRoller]

fucking awsome

[spanishflew]

haha great. what is not funny about poo gags, uneccessary swearing and taking the piss out of most haunted?

[andytownman1916]

These are getting better and better, can't wait for tomorrow's

[Jack2488]

Watching Bob crack up had me cracking up too, hahaha. Funny stuff.

[syphonuk]

If you don't like/get Vic & Bob AND you don't know Most Haunted, you probably won't get this. I however found it hilarious. I love to see them making each other crack up.

[zarkbot88]

God Bless Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer and may them have many more years of humor in them

Sincerely,

A 'stupid' American

[hennyM5]

@zarkbot88 wow, i didn't even know American's knew about Vic and Bob, let alone understand their sense of humour (i'm not trying to stereotype btw)

[zarkbot88]

@hennyM5 Obviously, a great amount of our population doesn't. Even those 'intellectual' types who choose to divorce themselves from the 'idiots' who surround them like to think that British comedy is simply pure Cambridge Footlights fare and nothing more (at least to their fancy). Personally, I can't stand that type of humor, just far too poncey for me. Vic and Bob are just raw, weird fun, just the way I like it.

[hennyM5]

@zarkbot88 i know what u mean, their style is just sort of random, quirky and in my opinion, the best kind of comedy. unfortunately tho, there will always be some twats who try to rise above it, and that makes me sadface :(

[martygoose]

I'll never forget the time Vic was on Most Haunted. It was so funny. He was pretending to see ghosts and they couldn't question it.

[martygoose]

And Bob Mortimer laughing is a joy.