But seriously, I hate it when Christians abuse children by saying “You will BURN IN HELL” if you do not believe in our Imaginary God. This is clearly emotional child abuse and should be outlawed !
Keep these ridiculous religious freaks out of our schools and away from our children. Abusing a child is the most vile thing I can think of. Brainwashing adults is one thing, but corrupting children with superstitious nonsense is ultimately EVIL.
@BishopArnold Is it evil or wrong to tell kids that it is wrong to break the law? Is it "emotional child abuse" to tell kids that there are consequences to their actions? Furthermore, is it "evil" to teach a child to turn the other cheek and love their enemies? Or to give generously? Or how to live a REAL life? If people listened and lived accordingly, it would be called teaching. But the world rejects His teachings, so they play victim and call it "abuse".
@TheTrojantroy BTW There WILL be a time when teaching the Lord's world is outlawed. By then it will be to late; the end will be near and all those who belong to the world will be judge with the world. Escape it's clutches wile you still can! Jesus came into the world to save us. He is the ONLY way.
@TheTrojantroy Exactly but to get by in this world they say you must be a liar, theif, murderer and those with hate ARE murderers, and teach deceit for every aspect of living a so called life of the world wich is only true death and witch makes our existance pointless so we then become a hollow shell or robot of unimportance If I were GOD then i guess I would try to save the good ones, Our world we build will destroy us because it is like an unflawed machine, a lifelessdesign and without mercy.
@sciencevsreligion01 It's not really religion. It's only religion for those who live half-way. For those who obey God, it's life. Common sense and ethics are simply the basics. They where giving to us by God.
I think this was specifically created to go viral on the Internet and was never meant to be aired on TV. The actors speak english, the text that appears on the screen is in English: remember this is an advert for a Dutch company!
It’s funny that some people think ADAM and EVE were real people in history. Sorry folks, this is a fictional story. Although Adam could have kept Dinosaurs as house pets - HAHAHA
Oh, also the commercial is about being INSURED for the UNEXPECTED. Our character Eve expected Adam to be straight, therefore god should have provided her with a second option as an insurance policy: Straight Steve. See?
@neuroshment The way I see it a 'REAL' man wouldn't 'FUCK' anyone out of her pocket earnings or insurance. Plus Insurance and those 'real men' had no place in the garden and are part of satan the liar and accuser.
its a christian thing. jews and christians believe that Adam and Eve were the first humans and that wen they were born they were in a garden like this. they were the ones who made humanity. the joke in this video is that adam is gay, and since he is the only make on earth eve has no one to mate with.
wahhaaaa this is so funny greetings from holland
Justboringonthepc 1 month ago
Hahah ahaha aha
jandaletto 3 months ago
L.M.F.A.O.
Quacker8DEgonx3 4 months ago
CLASSIC! hahaha!
Domzdream 7 months ago
haha I laughed but what does that have to do with insurance?
kurolap 8 months ago
It truly is a miracle how the human race started.
Jeorney 10 months ago
Love this - very cute !
But seriously, I hate it when Christians abuse children by saying “You will BURN IN HELL” if you do not believe in our Imaginary God. This is clearly emotional child abuse and should be outlawed !
Keep these ridiculous religious freaks out of our schools and away from our children. Abusing a child is the most vile thing I can think of. Brainwashing adults is one thing, but corrupting children with superstitious nonsense is ultimately EVIL.
BishopArnold 10 months ago 12
@BishopArnold Is it evil or wrong to tell kids that it is wrong to break the law? Is it "emotional child abuse" to tell kids that there are consequences to their actions? Furthermore, is it "evil" to teach a child to turn the other cheek and love their enemies? Or to give generously? Or how to live a REAL life? If people listened and lived accordingly, it would be called teaching. But the world rejects His teachings, so they play victim and call it "abuse".
TheTrojantroy 7 months ago
@TheTrojantroy BTW There WILL be a time when teaching the Lord's world is outlawed. By then it will be to late; the end will be near and all those who belong to the world will be judge with the world. Escape it's clutches wile you still can! Jesus came into the world to save us. He is the ONLY way.
TheTrojantroy 7 months ago
@TheTrojantroy Exactly but to get by in this world they say you must be a liar, theif, murderer and those with hate ARE murderers, and teach deceit for every aspect of living a so called life of the world wich is only true death and witch makes our existance pointless so we then become a hollow shell or robot of unimportance If I were GOD then i guess I would try to save the good ones, Our world we build will destroy us because it is like an unflawed machine, a lifelessdesign and without mercy.
7REDDRACO7 7 months ago
@TheTrojantroy Don't need religion to teach what is right and wrong. It's just common sense ethics.
sciencevsreligion01 7 months ago 2
@sciencevsreligion01 It's not really religion. It's only religion for those who live half-way. For those who obey God, it's life. Common sense and ethics are simply the basics. They where giving to us by God.
TheTrojantroy 6 months ago
@TheTrojantroy Prove it.
sciencevsreligion01 6 months ago
@sciencevsreligion01 Prove what?
TheTrojantroy 6 months ago
@TheTrojantroy You might want to ask God for a better grasp of the English language.
ultimacy100 5 months ago
@ultimacy100 God created us. We have morals. Therefore, God gave us morals.
TheTrojantroy 5 months ago
You have out fundamented the fundamentalists.
RomneyGack 7 months ago
I think this was specifically created to go viral on the Internet and was never meant to be aired on TV. The actors speak english, the text that appears on the screen is in English: remember this is an advert for a Dutch company!
MrSeventhElement 10 months ago
I just love this. The actors are very cute.
It’s funny that some people think ADAM and EVE were real people in history. Sorry folks, this is a fictional story. Although Adam could have kept Dinosaurs as house pets - HAHAHA
Oh, also the commercial is about being INSURED for the UNEXPECTED. Our character Eve expected Adam to be straight, therefore god should have provided her with a second option as an insurance policy: Straight Steve. See?
Dami20201 11 months ago 7
On the assumption that Adam and Eve existed - which, of course, they didn't! So we do!
Lizallinos 1 year ago 4
@Lizallinos if they didn't exist, then who were the first two?
tommoore2012 9 months ago
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Lizallinos 1 year ago
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Lizallinos 1 year ago
God this is the best commercial ever. "Hiii!!! I'm Adam"
Eve- look like 'wtf'-
Adam-giggles and picks flowers-
JustWill90 1 year ago
youtube, the only place where you watch a commercial to watch a commercial.
SpizzySpizzySpose 1 year ago
So... I was forced to watch a commercial...to watch a commercial?
Andreiiul 1 year ago
hahaha her face
LVWMC1 1 year ago
LOL
latigresa2345 1 year ago
lol the first thing she looks at is his dick and smiles
nicko198718 1 year ago
only dutch humor is the best! XD
desmodus007 1 year ago
No it's becouse he's gay
That would be weird if Adam waz gay
12mastersam 1 year ago
lol shes like ur RETARDED!!!!!!!!! lolz
laniehollandag4ever 1 year ago
Fuckin funny lol me and my mates were like whoa! Take a look at that guy and then wen he sed hiiiii lol it reminded me of Vassup I'm brüno!
LovequeenJess 2 years ago
u guys fail!
DMCali21 2 years ago
haha daisies ftw
WheatThin55 2 years ago
Hahahahahhaah
InizioD 2 years ago
Ok then :S
ilovekyo5 2 years ago
ahahahahahaaha "Hiiii! I'm Adam!" *picks flowers * giggles* rofl
soupintern 2 years ago 24
@soupintern soooooooooooooooooooooooo homosexual adam!
thenegev77 6 months ago
lol lol lol lol...........funny shit i lol all day cause this shit right here! good shit.
rasta1223 2 years ago
Humanity is doomed!
dakuten 2 years ago 6
HAHA... hi, I'm Adam, wohohohooooo... LOL
mara0dude0 3 years ago 4
The way I interpret this ad is that if Eve had insurance, she'd be getting fucked every day by a real man.
neuroshment 3 years ago 28
@neuroshment The way I see it a 'REAL' man wouldn't 'FUCK' anyone out of her pocket earnings or insurance. Plus Insurance and those 'real men' had no place in the garden and are part of satan the liar and accuser.
7REDDRACO7 7 months ago
lol!
toomuchbrag 3 years ago
yuck... that ruined things.
dreaminisfree 3 years ago
hahahahahaha that was hilarious hes gay ahahaha. second note check out the fuckin bush on her shit she got leaves in there and doesnt even know it
AccordEXR 3 years ago
lol what the hell?
therogeridol 3 years ago 3
amazing
realcitybandits 3 years ago
dummy's its for a insurance company, its about a situation where you'd be pretty fucked...no your all right :)
Rocklemur 3 years ago
HISTERICAL!!!!!!!!!
rayzordee 3 years ago 2
is dit leuk ? nee dus
danmarkguy 3 years ago
Echt wel :')
InizioD 2 years ago
what does that have to do with insurance
secondregrets 3 years ago
Now i know why Eve ate the apple xD
ElsbethKnaap 3 years ago 5
duh, Adam is gay...
woutermeijer 3 years ago
I don't get it. What is this about?
MagandaAko1017 3 years ago
its a christian thing. jews and christians believe that Adam and Eve were the first humans and that wen they were born they were in a garden like this. they were the ones who made humanity. the joke in this video is that adam is gay, and since he is the only make on earth eve has no one to mate with.
Mustacio 3 years ago 3