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  • Illuminati zombies there! Hi from earth!

  • My (future) university. <3

  • this video wa just asking for controversy and comment arguments...

  • OH FUCK OFF! CHARLES WAS RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG! NOW SHOVE THAT BANANA UP YOUR ARSE!

  • ahahahhahaaha

    

  • you theists have run out of creativity and your proof of god's existence is a banana ? wtf?

  • what show is this

  • @stormRecon2 The Hungry Beast.

  • sorry, evolution is the same as creationism is what i meant to say

  • evolution is not atheistic. It has nothing to do with any religion.... if you think about it the right way, creationism is the same thing as creationism

  • @Triassic321 it's laughable that you can even BEGIN to compare either... creationism = fairy tale... evolution = backed up by years of science and *key word* - EVIDENCE....

  • I realy enjoyed that,it was canned with laughter!(:>}.

  • i'm an athiest, but this was still hillarious xD subscribed

  • lmao religion. cant wait for it to do die off, its the downfall of society.

  • @MegaXoxo13 I am a philosopher of life there is more to life than a scientist brain or people liek me and you can imagine. I am firm believer in Jesus Christ and you may laugh at me. I laugh at people who think we are here "Just Cause" that tickes me.

  • 2:06 omfg is that min??!!!

  • @MegaXoxo13 I am not from the USA i go to university in the USA and I don't let anyone brain wash me I have a mind of my own I don't let scientist do the thinking for me

  • @MegaXoxo13 I haven't seen any scientist with proof at all. The only proof I needed was when the bible said many would deny him because of the knowledge they are taking in. You can keep your video I'm a very brilliant person but my knowledge will never be used against what i believe in.

  • @MegaXoxo13 And who are you? If you were so smart along with your scientist the same people who have the cure for cancer and many other diseases who rather give you treatment just because most of them make their money off fighting off issues of such. Keep following people like that dumb ass. You don't need to go to school to be a scientist they are just philosophers who believe the unexamined life isn't worth living. People like you make me laugh you have to be still in highschool real asshole.

  • @MegaXoxo13 lol you cant be serious lmao

  • @MegaXoxo13 So tell me what you learned because if you know the truth is there u had to have read about it or heard about it. So enlighten me oh wise God

  • @MegaXoxo13 lol proof? No sides have proof. Are you like 15? Your dad must be a scientist or something because you sound dumb. If they had proof then the world would not be the way it is dumb ass

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  • So I say Charles Darwin is sexy. O:

  • Im an aheist.Problem Christfags?

  • @arbmaksuti Nah do you thing. I aint gone suffer with you. Don't be a bitch when your dying and ask for God now thats a bitch way to go down! When your dead dont ask for forgiveness just accept the fire :)

  • @nbnf21 oh jesus condom isnt gonna forgive me.Wat do.

  • Awesome!

  • god may be real but that doesn't mean evolution isn't, everything changes and adapts, it's the way of life.

  • @jrsampson2000 dude i mos def dont believe in the made up cult so yea...

  • too bad that creationist think that the world is only 4000 years old.....

  • Darwin made love to his own cousin and gave life to inbred filth which died shortly afterwards (most likely because Brits and Irishmen have done inbreeding for a long time), “keep the bloodline pure” my ass, being human is filth in itself, but outdoing most animals by inbreeding for a long period of time is ridiculous, I don’t respect inbred people or people who do inbreeding without a good reason, Darwin wasn’t a genius, he was a retard, he was dumb enough to marry and fuck his own cousin.

  • @TheMeteorStrike he was smart

    he was right

    evolution is real

    god isnt real

    face the facts of science there are no signs of god and if he was real he would of shown himself by now

  • Racism?, Disdain of Women? , Links with Hitler? Shit Darwin was a Christian all along!!!

  • @Alpacajon LOOL no he wasn't, he was christian during the beagle trip and before, also he was starting to question God and became agnostic, why do people like you go around and try to ironically educate people on your own ignorance, extremely stupid

  • @scienceevolution94 It was joke pal, using irony to point out the pitfalls of Christians, sorry if you didnt get it

  • @Alpacajon oh haha, yeah was too much into my Richard Dawkins state had an argument just before this so you see, sorry

  • you guys are all trolls let people believe what they believe, these things haven't been proven yet so we don't know if it was god or science just listen too both sides, alot of scientist are reliogous but want to see evidence so they go scientificly you are proboly just going to yell at me and not even read this comment like a mature person would so if you do read this just stop argueing and agree to disagree and stop arguening like 4 year olds

  • @XzFpsFaStErxZ

    Real scientists are not religious.

  • @ZoldierrZzz You're saying that Kepler, Newton and Einstein along with many others are not "real"?

  • @XzFpsFaStErxZ

    I was thinking of today in the 21st century when we know a lot more than we did 500 years ago. Btw, Einstein was not religious, just proves how stupid and ignorant some religious people can be when they claim he was.

  • lol, bananas!

  • ARGH!!!!!!!! SO AWSOME!!!!!

  • Well done gentlemen, very funny.

    Athiest nightmare, what a tool!

    What about the plantain Ray?

    What about the banana eating monkey Ray?

  • @apex588 its called evolution you mormin

  • @Thelovelychristinaa Missing the point much?

  • Here the market sells some small type of bananas the size of a finger... This means that Hobbits exist! Those were created for them!

  • @joselotl life is short, I live for God, I want to be found pleasing to God at the judgment. We are all under the sin of Adam. Christ has made a way for us to live with him for eternity. As creatures with a free will, we have to do all we can to find out God's will and DO it!

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  • EW creepy guys lol

  • See is you take 'Survival of the Fittest' how did those pricks make it out at all?

  • no no gys this was unberliveble...hilarouss

  • @christianscott123 gosh, you're an ignorant human being. Maybe you should read a bit more and understand the theory of evolution, which is more fact than theory, yet it remains a theory because it cant be replicated because it takes thousands of hears. Common ancestors? Natural selection? Do you understand these terms? I doubt it.

  • @JESUSr00lz

    actualy, it's not a fact... my biology and evolucionsm science teachers say with all the letters that the evolution is nothing but a simple theory... 

  • @andre34343

    What you're missing is that the theory in science terms isn't just a random guess. It's been tested over and over by scientists around the world. Nothing can ever really be proven by science, only refuted. Evolution is a theory like gravity is a theory.

  • @LiteratiMuffin Gravity isn't a theory. It's a fact!! Phiysicians can calculate it, buddy

  • @andre34343

    There's no definite answer on why gravity exists. And do you even know what a physician is?

  • @LiteratiMuffin ahahaha, what then is truth?  Can we ever know something to be true? What is knowledge? Is there an absolute distinction between what is true and what is false? =D go decipher and have fun!

  • @LiteratiMuffin i don't  beleive in God,but i beleive that Charls Darwin is our saviour.

  • @LiteratiMuffin If gravity is a theory, then why don't you float in the air? Don't you feel like something is pulling you down from time to time? Just asking....

  • @mmm9301

    If you had read my other comment, you would know that I said that why gravity exists is only a theory.

  • @LiteratiMuffin You say that it's just a theory because we don't know why it exists. Correct me if I'm wrong. But gravitation is one of the four fundamental interactions of nature, there is no why.

  • I dont think the presenters are creationists, they're just being funny IMO

  • i hate bananas!

  • @chrisjohnpat shut up preacher

  • shut the fuck up hippy evolution has 10 times the evidence

  • @dinodisco123 Lol Okay Go ahead.........Tell me. So We were all cells then turned into fish then turned into monkeys then turned into humans wow i was wrong all along i guess this is so much evidence i must turn now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dinodisco123 wait wtf creationism has evidence?

  • when I pass these guys in the street, I really wanna flykick their smug little faces

  • @darkarlok If you pass these guy's in the street give them a roundhouse from me aswell....

  • @d240786 will doo buddy :)

  • charles darwin was never an atheist. some of you believe he is the freakin anti-christ because his scientific theories might crash against your beliefs. the theory of evolution never says that there is no god so why the hell should you make your selfs loook like idiots. This was for the recent comments not your video which was hillarious by the way.

  • Lol, this is so great.

  • the evolution theory is big mistake and it's wrong!!

    our god (Allah) created every thing and he missed NOTHING>

    he created Adam and then he breath into Adam's body,which Adam got a soul>>>then god Informed Adam by all the name >>>

    so who dare to say that the first being is like animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    we have to use out minds

  • Who saved Darwin! God, alas he believe not in God, or something that you called Son of God. Go to hell DarwinsFriend! Darwin worshipper!

  • @elazar79 is proof of mental illness

  • charles darwin got saved before he died!

  • @62Elvis Well, actually, that's a load of horseshit.

  • @62Elvis says who

  • Watch this with Transcribe Audio on, its brilliant

  • Oh yes. I'm sure "God" loves the idea of liberating himself by means of alcohol named after his son's death, pornography based around the idea of "mankind's first" and what human kind is today via playboy bunnies. I'm sure he's thrilled... You go God-lovers. You go.

  • Somebody pull a trigger and splatter kirt camron brain matter please

  • LOL FISHER.

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  • NO!! NOOOO!!! NOT THE BANANA!!!! AN ATHEIST CAN'T STAND THIS KIND OF TORTURE!!!

  • Seems like a little pushy

  • fuck you gayboy darwin

  • what did god do on the 7th day?

    chilled out

    like a pimp! = lmao

  • evolution is true.

    (sehr peinlich die beiden typen im video...)

    greats from germany. u know about germany?

  • Ok, making fun off the creationists' belief...

    But... with an "All Seing Eye" in the TV studio?

  • So, if I like bananas, but I believe in evolution, does that make me a freak?

  • @Nanabobo that just makes you normal, who doesn't like bananas??!

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  • athiestic evolution. lol

  • It's bigxminh! :O

  • If I could triple fave this I would! Can I get a subscription to the Better Book?

  • That guy ray makes a good argument for the existence of homosexual men too....what looks like a banana? :D As a lesbian though I'm still crawling in the dark looking for my reason for being.....woops, she's next to me. Personally I don't think either theory stood the test of time too well

  • Humans like bananas, monkeys like bananas... Got it? We obviously have the same ancestor... dãh.

  • 0:55 SUCH a hypocritical thing to say

  • I wonder if people ever considered that humans were an accident. God made the first things on the planet. NOT Adam and Eve. And we evolved from these first things over millions of years. You can in fact believe in God and evolution, but minus the Bible. That book is full of crap.

  • what are we gonna do? EAT BANANAS!!!!!!! lol

  • haha brilliant!

  • creationist are unbelievable lol

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Mmmm! Sacrilicious! :D

  • bananas are good.

    you know who else likes bananas? monkeys.

    point proven? I think so.

  • lmfao this is by far the funniest thing i have ever seen XD

  • lol nice

  • LOL who knew porn and beer could prove Gods existince. I am moving to australia!! By the way this is a great video

  • This is made of so much win :'D

  • Awesome!

  • This is so much like the chasers war ib everything

  • I think I might move to Australia.

  • hahah! Min!!!!!!!!!!! i saw you!

  • I've never seen tv content like this in my country. Its scary to stray from the glittery BS i guess. It interests me to know what kind of network broadcasts this show/videos. Is it a Public broadcast channel? Left hand politics channel? thanks

  • @Raphaelus13 it was on the ABC in Australia which is a free to air channel.

  • @Raphaelus13  just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK at the blue eye behind the two guys!!!!

    it#s a masons sing!!

  • Science uses five basic rules to determine if something is real.

    Taste

    smell

    touch

    sight

    hear

    if you cannot hear, smell, touch, see, or hear evolution doesn't it actually contradict the argument?

  • @orgexy

    Gee, how could thousands of books, articles, and a bunch of persons which devowed their lives to the study of evolution could have missed that?

  • @Raphaelus13 Well according to the theory of kinetic energy, it says that something cannot generate from nothing. According to the big bang theory, the world just came to be because of some particles floating around in space, but it does not describe where the particles that created the universe came from, therefore it is optionable to say that scientists believe the exact opposite of the kinetic energy rule, until they can explain what created those particles.

  • @orgexy fail, research the big bang faggot

  • @ThatGuyOverThere428 I did and if that is to be true then if lighting were to make a big bang and hit peanut butter then the peanut butter would come to life. But since it doesn't it further makes the big bang seem less realistic to me.

  • @orgexy so your saying that peanut butter can be fully living in a few seconds with organ systems and working tissues and cells with a simple jolt of electricity?

    (your comparing science to Frankenstein)

    the big bang was not a jolt of electricity, and after it occured it took billions of years just for earth to form

    you know that light from the stars takes millions of years to reach us? they are that far away, us being able to see them shows you how old the universe is

  • @ThatGuyOverThere428 No I am saying if the big bang theory is true than any large sum of energy, in this case a lighting bolt, can bring peanut butter to life. Also it took longer for the universe to be created because it took alot of energy. Also if Darwin is rigtht about evolution how come we haven't seen any new life forms? Including an new evolved form of humans?

  • @orgexy

    go inform yourself better before making up stupid arguments. look at human evolution,of course human being has changed, modern human being can walk and think and so on.also the look of the human being has changed drastically (in terms of the form of the skull, nose etc.).

    unfortunately evolution takes too much time for you too see it.

  • @kevinkuypers Well how come we have not seen another life form other than what we have seen now? If evolution has taking place how come we have not seen anything else different than what we see today?

  • @orgexy @orgexy

    now thats such a stupid question dude! evolution is not taking place in a couple of years, not in a hundred either! it's a long process of acclimatization. evolution

    means that if an animal f.e. is not able to survive, it is able to acclimatize to

    new circumstances. if f.e. human does not have to change now, it doesn't.if it has to, it will.but it takes time.so we don't see it right now.

    sorry for bad english,i'm german

  • @kevinkuypers Not really. Humans have been around on Earth for more than 1,000 of years and no new life forms have been discovered throughout that time period.

  • @orgexy

    it's ridiculous how uninformed you are! there are new species discovered all the time, and biologists guess there are more than 5000 species that have not been discovered in rainforests etc.

    and even if there would not be: that wouldn't have anything to do with evolution! evolution can go on without the (blind) human beings realizing it.

    so give up, you have no arguments. evolution is a fact!

  • @kevinkuypers Please inform me then. Enlighten me. Send me some links please. And biologist are guessing there are 5000 species that have not been discovered in rainforests, "guessed" is the key word. So if I need to get across a river then I can just sprout wings right? There was this talk about evolution in my biology class and the teacher explained that if a cockroach needs to get across a river and cannot fly it will learn how to fly in a matter of seconds, but

    cont.

  • @orgexy according to what I learned evolution of growing wings or being able to fly requires animals millions of years to learn and that it takes years of reproducing to get the right gene in order to get the desired results. Also why can't humans reproduce with monkeys since they were our ancestors or basically earlier chains of evolution, since our dna is just alike then we should be able to mate with them regardless if there is 1% of gene difference?

  • @orgexy Jeez it's people like you that make america look stupid to foreigners. i don't know if you are actually not intelligent enough to get the point of evolution of if you are just defending your point of view.

    your example is stupid and unrealistic.the animal would rather learn to swin thatn learning how to fly.i'll give you a short example. human being in europe is very white.if he goes to africa and lives there,he'll get black over generations.that's evolution for example!

  • @kevinkuypers I asked you to give me links that explained the discovery of new species, instead you attack me. Please give me evidence to back up your claims or evidence. Also during the cockroach example the water was down a pit where as the other piece of land it was trying to get to was across it. And it just magically learns how to swim right? Just like that? Without having to breed? Also why can't humans reproduce with monkeys and such? Still haven't answered that question. Please answer.

  • @orgexy i do not have any links coz i am too lazy to search,but watch planet earth and you'll get your "evidence",they say ich a dozen times.

    since i am no biologist i do not know about specific behaviour of animals.

    you're making up examples without context to evolution,man!

    the only thing poeple like you can do is critizing evolution and asking questions.you have no proofs,coz there is nothing to proof!

    evolution is prooved by skeletons of old human beings

  • @kevinkuypers My questions are my evidence why can't humans breed with monkeys? Why can donkeys breed with donkeys, but humans cannot mate with monkeys. I am making examples with context to evolution, because evolution believes that humans evolved from monkeys.

  • @orgexy a question can never be an evidence.

    humans do envolve from monkeys, at least a half of us.you can see that on skeletons and their development.why should monkeys be able to breed with humans?evolution doesn't say that,they are two different species.we only have the same acestors.that doesn't mean we can breed with monkeys,and no one ever says that.

    but it seems clear that you cannot be convinced,so what is your solution if it there is no evolution?

  • @kevinkuypers I know people hate God and all that and that is what I believe in. I am asking why we can't breed with monkeys. I am asking the question no else I believe ever said that. I am just asking it. Why can Horses breed with Donkeys (sorry if misspelled)? If Horses can breed with Donkeys why can't humans breed with monkeys? Correct me if I am wrong and try not to be a total jerk when I am asking, Donkeys and Horses are two different species right? I forgot the piece right now.

  • @orgexy i have no answer to this,and no one has, it is too specific.all there is to say and all that is prooved is that there is something like evolution and that's why monkeys can't breed with humans (you seem to like that example).

    so you're actually saying that god made this world in 7 days? you're actually sticking to the bible or what do you believe in? what is your answer to those elementary questions?

  • @kevinkuypers I have asked for the answer between the Donkey and the Horse and you didn't answer it or didn't want to. Also instead of being lazy please give me links to back up your statements not me. You brought up the fact that possibly over 5000 new life forms could be in the rainforest, don't be lazy and feed me the question please. It is no better then talking to a politic. Also I am saying that god made this world in seven days, and other religions Muslim, Jews and India believe in Gods.

  • @orgexy i'm not searching, search it yourself,you'll get a lot of proofs.it is a fact for example that industry and global warming and killing of rainforests even kill anymals that haven't been discovered.

    if you believe in god, that he made this world in 7days and all that stuff,you souhld not be talking about proofs.theres no proof for that and there'll never be.thats like saying: oh yeah,i have a gay dwulf in my garden and he has invited some ork friends to come over.can't disprove that eithe

  • @kevinkuypers You search it you brought it up. Don't be lazy dude. Also are Donkeys and Horses considered different species or not? Answer that please. There are pieces of art found in old castles and in israel including artifacts that can be used to back up Religious beliefs. Actually I should ask for proof about evolution need to question it. Also please give me a picture of this gay dwulf of yours and take pictures of him with your friends please. LoL.

  • @orgexy

    "There are pieces of art found in old castles and in israel including artifacts that can be used to back up Religious beliefs."

    PMSL, according to whom? lol

  • @TheGodlessGuitarist According to me and all the people who see them.

  • @orgexy lmao. i could draw a picture of anything i want. doesnt mean it's true.

  • @pinkybob The difference here though is that the pictures of Jesus where drawn way back in the day where it was deemed he existed. It is more realistic for things to be true in the past if people back then drew it not people NOW. See the difference? Even though it should be obvious.

  • @orgexy just cuz i draw a picture of something it now. doesn't mean it's true in the future, see how it's the same?

  • @pinkybob But since they drew it back then doesn't mean it was false as you would have drawn it now. Besides barely anyone remembers what happened back then besides the bible so it is hard to say otherwise.

  • @orgexy learn to string a sentence together, then we'll talk.

  • @pinkybob Instead of trying to debate my sentence structure, debate the sentence itself. Ok?

  • @orgexy you're trying to tell me that because there's a painting of something, it's true. I don't see the point.

  • @pinkybob Because it was made back then. It is more believeable in the past if someone makes a painting of a figure because nobody had any way of making it look fake like Photoshop and everything else. That is why their are history paintings, history paintings are evidence that Leonardo Da'Vinci existed and etc. Just read back over ALL my comments if you need further explanation.

  • @orgexy LMAO. you dont need to photoshop a painting. its a fucking painting now please stop being stupid because from this your only point is actually "it was painted so it must be true because photoshop didn't exist then"

  • @pinkybob Please stop being an ass Pinkybob. Listen and stop taking my words out of context ok? We don't need politics here. Anyways it is more likely to be true because their was no way people could make paintings look real with fake photo editing thanks to photoshop. And we cannot guess as to what the people back then saw because we cannot ask them. I hope this made it clear enough for you to understand ok?

  • @orgexy yes they couldnt have photo shopped a painting then but they could have painted whatever they want. no we cant ask then and we cant just blindly believe a painting.

    but if you want to that's cool. I'll carry on with my life of rational thought.

  • @pinkybob You want to know what is rational thought? Rome, one of the oldest cities in the world has sculptures, and paintings dedicated to Jesus. Sure who can't ask them, but I believe if one of the oldest cities believes he existed then that is good enough to me. When those Sculptures and paintings serve as evidence then that makes it more believable.

  • @orgexy even if a man called Jesus did exist it doesn't change the main point of evolution being a scientific fact.

  • @pinkybob I wasn't using Christianity to disown evolution. I was just questioning the science behind it, not saying Christianity proves it wrong. Someone asked if I was Christian, then he started to argue with me about Jesus being real. Then you stepped in.

  • @orgexy oh you're right. the son of came to earth and did all sorts of magical thing. and if lightning hit peanut butter it should come to life. and painting make things real, thankyou for clarifying this.

  • @pinkybob Stop taking things out of context pinkybob, that makes you no better than a politician. I said if paintings existed back then that makes things MORE LIKELY to BE real. Also the peanut butter thing was stupid to say, I was just wanting to say some things. So stop taking things out of context ok? It will help you in the future.

  • @orgexy Fossils existed before paintings. so in the same logic and more realistic.

  • @pinkybob Hmm....you are right about that, but that does not mean that Paintings are not just as trustworthy as them, being made back in the day.