World's First USB Toaster?

[legomaniac09]

Aaaaw that was a good idea :)

[TopInuyashaLover]

loved the burnt toast

[digitalchico]

Makes toasters under 20 mminutes. LMFOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[TOXICWASTELabs]

I love everything USB! :)

[LeadingNowhere]

Nintoaster was better

[xelalien]

i want a USB-powered microwave oven

[PortalOST]

I WANT IT :'( :'( So I can toast in the morning...

[MrCipherrixel]

Nerd over here went ahead and took apart my toaster and rewired it up to power via usb instead of mains power.

Now I have a portable toaster....

I need a life.....

[JacobBrown43]

why not make one that goes in your 12 v socket in your car

[pwned768]

lol thats the laptop im using right now

[WMD79]

Haha nice :). I would really like one though!!!

[Subparanon]

Lol. I saw this and my engineering mind immediately calculated the amp draw required at 5v to power up those high resistance heating elements and the number that came back far exceeded the 500mah a typical USB port could supply. I was prepared to rage and instead I get the joke.

[Frdgamer]

NOW I AM REALLY MAD I WANTED ONE :O

[Aceelephant4]

DAMN I WANTED THE USB TOASTER

[ThePlaindarkness]

i want a usb toaster :'(

[TimpBizkit]

That'll make my laptop battery go flat very fast

[LittleToasterLover]

Now I can toast anywhere! Lovely!

[Kx2fity22]

Or just eat the bread, nah

[XGN117X]

Dam it. Lol that looked cool too.

[Icefreestyle96]

ahahaha xDDD

[MeesturFroggy]

they actually have one of these that you plug into your computer and i think it warms up a cup of tea for you

[MrCropduster30]

Nice now I can watch porn and eat toast

[LaoDiceanable]

@MrCropduster30

any specific spread you gunna put on that toast?

[halo3man555]

DAMN YOU KIPKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[computergeekman12]

This is possible. All you need to do is install an inverter in a toaster. Tada :D

[PainUnbearable]

I could starve before 20 minutes.

[MrElectrifying12]

give me the link amazon please

[kiwi229100]

20 minutes but I want it now

[ThrashMetalForces]

I wonder how shorter are those minutes instead of regular minutes.

[dragonoffire1000]

they are don't have the toast-on-the-go:(

[taserking1]

You can make this…

[FireSwordl]

:-D I wondered how the less than 5W USB can power more than 1000W toaster :-D

[mczoze1998]

@FireSwordl you stuck some 9 v batteries inside (about 20)and you are good to go

[Left4DeadTankJockey]

like 5 years ago, i said clothes were "lame gifts" so that was held on me even now. I think most of the time a certain sized rectangular box is a "lame gift" but one always has something cool in it!

[DarkMagician9449]

somebody could hide something explosive in there.



[killer123936]

9 mins omg



[FromtheWordsofBR]

Parents. They give me a box of Cheez-Its and hide something inside.

[lordofsnakes6]

my mom did that on christmas. she gave me a wraped up trail mix box. when i opened it i found an ipod 4th gen

[getmoney223556]

@lordofsnakes6 I got mine in a winter glove. lol

[wilson809isback]

I think you could make that not that hard for kipkay, I assume.

[VizualShocker]

Awwwwww, I really wanted a USB Toaster T_T

[guitarhero2]

Well... you know what they say.

All toasters toast toast.

[liberator235]

how about McDonalds

[jacob96829]

0:32



[rafa1326]

Don't worry, people, he's selling the USB Toaster and in the same box it's the lamp that he used to light with the telephone line electricity.Doubt me?0:31.Besides, the USB port can supply 0.5A @ 5V, so, with 2.5W, i think that you can toast a cockroach to eat, not a bread slice.

[Davestanater28]

troller



[ThePoolboy789]

i who'd buy all the stuff on those boxes

[starkaran25]

shit i was gonna buy that

[skull4539]

Ah he got you guys

[Paljassus77]

why not? they already have toasters that you can use for recording videos

[DutchDukeMan]

Laptop? why not make a battery powered toaster instead!

[MarioDude44]

I would buy it.

[NorthWolfs]

Kipkay is fucking legendary :D

[markssenoga1]

Fake and gay

[MrCatzman]

@markssenoga1 your gay

[72GranTorino1]

@markssenoga1 you are just made his IQ is 40x yours

[72GranTorino1]

@markssenoga1 mad*

[KingInternet10]

Fake and gay

[SeduIa]

Oh come on, I was really going to buy this...

[82tomahawk]

gay



[fsutime]

fuck thought it was real



[MrCatzman]

@fsutime lol me to

[ContrabassDrio2325]

If you look closely, you can see that the laptop has Windows vista. But the bread browser box is in windows xp style.....

[joshuang1007]

lol only 9 short minutes !!!

[nerfcontrol]

I got the same toaster except it doesnt work with an USB

[auzzykanauzzy]

i've seen a REAL USB Coffee cup warmer makes you think, this is what the world is making from our money

[cornypeach1]

shut up and take my money

[rosie56555]

I wanted one

[DawnLover56]

ahhahahhahahha

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LoL XD

[JacksonRANify]

Man.. this IS SO COOL!!

[Martialartsmaster7]

thumbs up if u think he can actualy make

[DaneBone]

@Martialartsmaster7 How?

[Martialartsmaster7]

@DaneBone have u seen wat that guy can make 

[DaneBone]

@Martialartsmaster7 =/ I know he makes AWESOME devices (HH is still better) I'm talking about the thumbs up. How do I click it? I know where it is. I was just letting you know that it was impossible for you to get thumbs up on kipkay videos. I commented that way without an insulting, mean... way. I was thinking of commenting "no thumbs up for you" instead of how. I LIKE PIE!!!

[Martialartsmaster7]

@DaneBone lol seriosly u r funny we should sing together

[DrWhoFreak1000]

u can actualy make one of theese

[Dragonpro22]

i wanted the toaster really

[thesodathief]

you bitch i want a usb toaster :(

[nazmo00]

LOOKED LEGIT

[Will6804]

Do you get requests or do you just come up with this stuff

[jamshadow12]

lol i thought it was real in rhe begginning

[TJ038]

@TheKatieVsKatie

Me too, I thought he modified it to plug into a usb port xD

[AmateurVideoGuy]

**THE TOASTER COMPANIES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW, but all computers already have this feature built in!!!!"! You know the " cd drive" : irc really a toaster but the toaster companies paid the computer companies to not call it that!!!!!! THIS CALLS FOR A REVOLUTION! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nitszo1]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKatieVsKatie]

U made me think it was real

[MrAgentchaos]

wow you could make serious money with this but instead you waste an hour or 2 doing this shit and we waste 54 seconds of our lives

[youngrelleus19]

not the first u stupid bitch i did this back in 2005

[BEARK1LLER]

@youngrelleus19 This is a fake commerical, watch the video first, then comment. Asshole

[Jokie155]

Someone's taking the 'did you record this on your toaster?' troll comment a little too seriously...

[MrAcuriteOf1337]

wait, this isn't a thing?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[MAGNAHEAD35]

There is a USB fan

[adrielfm]

I wonder if there is a USB coffee machine...

[perry244]

oh only 20 minutes for 2 pices of toast....

[MrTyAaron]

@perry244 toasters cook 2 at a time though. So 9 minutes for 2 slices!

[MASTERmw100]

dam it even has its own software for toasting

[kubbegrabben]

Where could i buy one? :)

[collectorobloxvideos]

LOL!

[troygeiger]

9 short minutes

[luvgives]

i have the same laptop

[SkullyHippie]

A bit impractical, but that would be awesome!

[TheDogGidget]

Haha you fooled me. I was like who would wait 20 minutes for 2 slices!!!!

[chicktapus1]

I would love that.

[DrWhoFreak1000]

im gonna make that

[MrSpyman24]

lol thout it was real at first

[TheGatekeeper57]

I was thinking "O MY GOD THIS IS INGENIOUS"then he said gotcha and I chucked my Ipod out thewindow

[VideoJeevs]

The Onion made the USB Toaster gag about 5 years ago, including the joke about toast in just 9 minutes.

[MultiJello123]

0:08 That was the grossest example of toast ever o.o

[Currylord101]

in 9 short minutes?

[joppe39]

@ZilchSix0 too bad its wrong. toasters dont toast toast. toasters toast bread :D

[IdiotProdigy]

What could be more comforting... than TOAST?

LMAFO did anyone else crack up here? That's hiliarious. XD

[ShadowBlade405]

My laptop is the same wow!

[ilmononico]

@ShadowBlade405 same ! ;)

[ShadowBlade405]

@ilmononico this might be a popular laptop too bad mine crashed

[Frdgamer]

who else is disappointed that its not real

[jrw6137]

@Frdgamer me who is missing the function to rate comments

[Ivotshi555]

But...... Will it blend?

[EliteJokerTR]

IS THIS THING REAL??? I TOUGHT IT WAS WHEN IT COMES TO THE PART ''GOTCHA'' I STILL THINK THE PRODUCT IS REAL. -___-

[leniundhartz4]

yeah...and my notebook makes Popcorn, French fries and bacon & eggs

- ROFL !!! ;-)

[scarehorror98]

i have the same toster :)!!!!

[NzXII]

"Laptop computer not included" LMFAO

[DungeoneeringGuides]

This would finish my home office.

[salor99999]

My CPU can do that.

Even fries Meats!

[damienlemans]

i've got the same laptop, its a toshiba Satellite A100 :P

[isabelzavoranu]

My computer has a built-in toaster. It works like the DVD drive.

[rdc1783]

lol potato? 0:38

[mrbattlefield1]

But will it blend!

[GalaxyGamesUniverse]

Woaw its amazing all the things you can do with a pc at these days! Like the sex thing via USB! :D

[AIRSO97]

the song is the shit

[TheATVLOVER]

Man thats great!!

New Cars like BMW x-6 had an USB port!!

[1LonePuma]

Make toast in just 20 minutes and for wholewheat toast, 1/2 hour to 45 minutes. What a great deal...I think?! Might consider using a magnifying glass and the sun the time may be shorter!

[TheBolo200]

@1LonePuma wouldnt it catch on fire?

[minion0metal]

I lol'd at the whisk set.

[cooldaddyjames2814]

i though you were gonn splice a usb cable onto the power cord of the touaster or make a usb to ac adapter. I feel gyped man.

[ObservedFIREFLY]

if they can make usb popcorn, the can do this

[CognitiveNetwork]

Someone 50+ has too much time no his hand.

[darealsht]

i would pay 1000 dollars for it...

[cadbrycreamegg]

I actually wanted one :(

[TheYoshiPC]

@cadbrycreamegg lol same xD

[cadbrycreamegg]

@TheYoshiPC :D

[coololivier2]

Woot, my life is now complete

[Thechivo5]

Maybe a toaster could be modified to be an USB toaster... nah XD

[swantonh1]

oowh -_- i would like to have a toaster like that

[supermigit999]

lol 9 short minutes

[i3ambi60]

lmfao

[Akira1422]

Sad, because I would totally buy a USB toaster.

[NityNitserk]

Ahhhhhhh Thats whats my tummys asking for xD

[Killer91109]

LOL

[IchiSumeragi]

YEAH TOAST

[CooldudePizzaMan]

Kipkay well make that or hack a toaster

GO KIPKAY!

[Aleksandar998]

Knowing him, he'll probably make that !!!

[NinjaBoyFuto]

"Updating toaster ver 1.0.0.7 to 1.0.0.8 please wait 50 minutes" -.-

[MrMRR11]

awesome

[TheFieryTaco]

i actually thought that was pretty awesome

[alexmrtsaccount]

i was about to say

[1845ns2013]

what about pumpernickel?!

[kcrulez22]

@1845ns2013 i was going to say that

[justanotheruser28]

ONLY 9 MINUTES OMG! 

[megaoddjob123]

you could probably make that

[gunman838]

i was wachin efin sicence and they made this...

[xxRoblox1337]

@gunman838 lol

[99deadliestwarrior]

you know, that dos sound kina good, toast on the go...

[cliffhanger525]

lol. Don't even attempt to make a USB Toaster that's real, it will most likely damage your USB Controller, assuming the port doesn't shut off to protect its self (most computer do this when they detect a short) and besides that, 5volts at less than an amp isn't likely to toast your bread any time soon.

[mnmbenn]

this its soooooo ghetto!

[TheKandkodos]

Where's the recording toaster I've heard so much about?

[domschatzan]

Sad day... I really wanted to know how to make a USB toaster...

[pkmnmaster5152]

There's no top comment! It's my chance...

TOAST!

[dudelivestrong]

9 minute toast lol

[19950812w]

Why laptop computer non included?

[19950812w]

Windows Error, please remove your USB to the toaster

[XIIIZangetsu]

How do you builld it?