周星驰教老外功夫

[ghjkl110]

星爷太帅了

[luoyugong]

fucking fat racist pig

[Zeroblueice012]

why i need = 我愛你

[fergusonniall]

tysgjney, 可否給這片段一個英文標題, 外國人也可看到. 謝謝.

[999kanek]

功夫難看死了，少林足球還比較有深度一點

[croquettegod00]

@999kanek 我覺得演到三個師傅打架場面時還不錯 之後就...

[Bemex44]

TV TOTAL



[monptii]

rrrr my sexy baby chow right there <33

and my gosh them fatasses are some ugly trash.

[TheNYLify]

racist cunt

[WeI1994]

星爷是香港人的骄傲，不是中国人的骄傲?mm...shall i call hong kong people for hongkongnese then? fine by me..

[WeI1994]

"That's not crane, its chicken!" 周星馳! the good one! 中國的驕傲!

[hipheng1]

星爷是香港人的骄傲，不是中国人的骄傲。

[BruceChanxiao]

@hipheng1 你要不要脸啊？

[PlaybigGG]

星爺真的是中國的驕傲呀!!摔倒臭老外!!!愛死你了星爺！

[PlaybigGG]

我聽你在放屁，為了拼收視率有夠假的

[WaywayChan1993]

周星馳的英文 一流!!

[bluecat68]

這個應該是彩排好了的, 不過其實星爺在'功夫‘之後應該可以開始嘗試新戲路, 畢竟我個人覺得他在功夫片尾終於變成絕世高手的形象很不錯, 而且那身材就算和目前一幫以打為主的演員比較也不吃虧 ~~

[lam3e10]

上來那位是懂功夫的，看他倒下如何拍地卸力就知道。

[blankNateRiver]

@lam3e10 係喎...識拍地喎....

[diuleil]

people just think he knows

[smellslikebenedick]

如果这不是内定的。。那星爷太缺德了。。人家那么热心。。他却耍­人。。。

[mcxiaoann]

@smellslikebenedick 你懂个p啊？ 居然敢说星爷缺德？ 你算什么鸟啊？

[smellslikebenedick]

@mcxiaoann 哈哈..笑死我了...你这种充满奴性的狗奴才...如果在古代­..会是个很有前途的公公..

[jacky2113]

3:22

[KoFreakX]

wau

[ausiuchi]

點講都係內定ga la...  好波...

[maxhkh]

dead air killer ~~~ so good man!!

[k36996355]

這樣就叫強 誰不會啊

[csmtcymtcy]

@k36996355

至少你不会～

[k36996355]

@csmtcymtcy 你們這些人根本沒用客觀的角度看事情 只要是星爺做什麼 阿好厲害 好好笑

他放個屁也是香的 大一個便也好厲害 問題是他這招 真的強嗎 還叫人慢動作 他自己就能快動作? 這樣平衡嗎

我知道這很刺耳 但是仔細想想吧

[pighui]

@k36996355 He just make some fun i think, why so serious?

[hermesexe]

@k36996355 這個節目做效果,你沒看到人在笑嗎? 你以為真的表演功夫?

[hermesexe]

@k36996355 這個節目做效果,你沒看到人在笑嗎? 你以為真的表演功夫?



[JwSiNZ]

@k36996355 you're simply having a no life hater, your life got no laughter, did you wife ask for a divorce halfway through Stephen chow's movie? You're simply jealous that Stephen Chow got so many supporter that thinks that his fart is fragrance, and his is funny. Because you got no one in your life supporting you, you're simply Lame . That's why you're jealous. Stop being a hater, and find someone who can laugh on you.

[atai25698]

我的偶像星爷...厉害啊 !

[hycfree2]

又是這個節目,這個主持,他們跟中國有仇嗎-.-?

[csklmf86]

That fat ass tried to make fun of Step Chow. Then that fat ass became a clown who got hit. lol

[hiuho2547]

@csklmf86 HAHA~A slowly punch~

[nnffiihh]

@csklmf86 Exactly！

[Tanaka582]

germany is nazi， our japan is not.

[ricky40709]

好厲害 我一直以為他只會演戲

[jiannansanyue]

德国电视节目一向都是反华辱华的居多，看过好多，最近德国国防部­长因为论文抄袭又被这帮德国SB电视主持拿出来扯上中国人来嘲笑­。我草这帮该死的德国佬！

[albertlee]

@jiannansanyue 視頻好像是美國節目吧。。。

[albertlee]

@jiannansanyue ok... 不好意思。。 聽到德文了。。。

[jiannansanyue]

@albertlee O(∩_∩)O哈哈~ 周星星同学如果能和达叔再次搭档该有多好！

[Wayneeekin]

Chow really hit that freaking fatass. i knew he did recognize they were mocking him. He did so well in this scene!!

[okppgl]

KAI子鬼老,係到試我地D中國功夫,未死過??

[ohgod965]

最後的歌曲是什麼呀？



[ken2580]

@ohgod965 kungfu fighting

[ytliang345]

節目效果好嗎...

[wangxiaomingnn]

ich have doch keine ... was?

[qq363111814]

Fucking bastard big fat stupid.

[tim5758]

呵呵 破壞下盤  用身體重量讓對方翻倒

[andyimsc]

出手幾快wo @@

[Danminlu]

星爷，你是独一无二的

[louisng04302]

我反而覺得他滿腔熱誠，卻被周星馳玩弄……

[Danminlu]

@louisng04302 这个栏目很会侮辱中国人的，上次看到几个女孩去也一样

[asianboycn]

顶周星星

[tuzixiahk]

星爺我愛你

[taekwondo16]

nice!

[stevemaster0]

stupid fat germen

[qthangoe]

so unpredictable! haha

[tkooi71]

True Kung Fu is everything, including fooling the opponents with words: "Slowly...", and that guy was too foolish to follow his order. (-.-)

[ChocolateMilkeShake]

forget about ur chicken and try to hit me

[x26322046]

星爺我愛你 > <

[521fcsk]

very nice

[winghowwh]

其實周星馳真係識打功夫-,- 

[paulpk789]

其實有冇人知 佢真係好打的-.-

[bcatyahoo]

冇錯，周星馳係一個喜劇演員，唔係一個武打演員，不過，佢真係學­詠春㗎，師父係溫鑑良。

[tkw1997]

@bcatyahoo 喺咩，我知知喔，你好勁呀，咁都知嘅

[xieyihui33]

kiss my ass , u bitch and fucker and suck ur ass hole .

[RQRQSS]

挖 這個老外套的真專業 

[MrGemhubbyx3]

steven chow actually know kung fu......

he was at a interview he talked about when he was little he always watch and trying to learn all bruce lee kung fu

So dont try to fuck with him

[billyuio]

1:58slowly, please!

laughed.

[spike1996730]

w0w~

[charlie000123456]

其實唔錯-.-鍊過下

[MrShanghaiman]

Thanks for your cooperation!!!

[LaHonda781]

2:37 and its slowmotion ! hell fast

[Matanuva135]

lol XD

[a64843720]

狂叫人slowly- -

同打木頭人有咩分別- -

笑左我幾次= =

[denniwong]

這是有安排好的，這老外懂柔道的啦，看他倒地時懂得用手拍地一下­就知道，戲演的很逼真就是了

[LaHonda781]

for the guys who want to know : they are germans, the show is called Tv Total

[Raymond8766]

星爷模仿李小龙超级像

[albertlee]

周星馳爲啥在這節目上？ 他在美國有演戲？

[neonaction]

I am Chinese. I think the hosts are fucking motherfucking racist fucking pricks. FUCK THEM! Don't Fuck with us Chinese. FUCK YOU.

[twrays]

a typical american pig

[a333368]

两岸一家亲?笑死我ㄌ 扯我们中华民国旗 好利害?中国人都那么霸道? 想统治我们 那赶快开战 一堆废话 马英九中华民国国家领导人别搞错 统一? 统你妈ㄉ 有种占领拉

[auwishhk]

@a333368 賤人只出張嘴 了解

[packard2005]

星爺根本唔係功夫出生既。佢搞笑出生

[chanwanhim]

笑死

叫人slowy自己勁快

[kenwu319]

@chanwanhim 但星爺唔快 會整唔低個肥仔喎 哈哈

[Skillking22]

Fucking racist white douchebag asshole

[sonohkong]

@Skillking22 clam down the whole thing was planned.

[bigfatdick5000]

The host is a fucken nazi. next time he lands in asia people need to smoke him out. 

[universetechnique]

Remember I was here.Thai

[dogdog20032003]

佢識可能您地吾知姐,又吾好亂講人

[eeok168]

雖然這段節目做秀和宣傳意味頗多，但我曾經看過訪問當時正在拍"­少林足球"的周星馳片段，他從年青時就真正有在每天練習，多少是­有功夫底子存在的(即使也許沒一些武班和武術背景的扎實)。看他­年青時拍的片子，有些拳腳還是看的出樣子

[kaionsam]

我聽講佢有學功夫

[andyandyyipyip]

@kaionsam 上一代既人因為冇得玩電腦， 所以好多人都會選擇學功夫^^ 因為我老逗都識xD

[kaionsam]

@andyandyyipyip OIC, 所以唔好立亂惹街邊睇起黎平凡既阿叔.

[andyandyyipyip]

@kaionsam 真GA，你睇D叔叔手瓜都好粗GA XD

[free456123]

@andyandyyipyip

應該係上一代既時候 係冇咁多野玩 我老豆個代係辛勞期黎 科技唔係好發達 冇咩遊戲機呀 等等 有既都冇錢買....所以係只有工作工作再工作 所以係特別明白現實有幾辛苦

唔似我地年青人日日夜夜玩通頂 唔明白老豆老母心意

[andyandyyipyip]

@free456123 有既都冇錢買...一矢中的!!

[hvfunlol]

good job stephen chow

hit him hard

[673875825]

香港地朋友打的字···用的是他们到方言····看不懂····­·

[XOgeraldOX]

one of them is judo actually -______-"

[solidwingtsunkid]

sorry had to post one more cause the 500 is not enough..

oh yea..without chinese i dnt think no one would be using paper nowdays, no one will be usin guns n explosives ...which the americans can mind its own business n get out of other ppls countries......

[solidwingtsunkid]

wtf......

this is not even a show...this is just some fkin fat white fkers making fun outta a chinese man..... i dnt think any chinese would do something like that on tv just to insult other races and nations.... n from wot i c a lots of white ppl do ,do shit like these......they dnt respect other races ....they think ther the best in the world...

[liuyang277]

scheise duetschland!!

[cinesejin]

中国人当然厉害啊！

[kellygun7788]

@cinesejin 矮小的廣東人(男性平均身高170CM)只能靠功夫自慰幻想自己­是李小龍打倒洋人.如果真正開幹.人高馬大的洋鬼早就一拳貓過來­那有可能慢動作讓你近身耍工夫?

[nawkrm]

@kellygun7788

周的父母是来自宁波的，傻B！你以为香港人就是广东人了？你去读­一下中國历史吧，很多香港人是在动荡的时候从北方来的，好像上海­人也有很多，黎明也是北京来的。

[Bademeister95]

do you even understand what they say?? i dont think so because they dont disrespect him!! i´m german and i know what they say so first learn german before writing such a shit here!!!

[Jin6107]

they are disrespecting they sed chop suey, kungfu shoes chign chong ching chong

[Bademeister95]

this was just a bit fun, if you have humour then you would understand it...but when they talk german they say nothing disrespecting...

for example the fat guy(elton) says i´m to fat for this :D in german

[Jin6107]

clearly u dont understand fi u watched the whole interview then u wud know but i guess ur to ignorant

[kellygun7788]

@Bademeister95 矮小的廣東人(男性平均身高170CM)只能靠功夫自慰幻想自己­是李小龍打倒洋人.如果真正開幹.人高馬大的洋鬼早就一拳貓過來­那有可能慢動作讓你近身耍工夫?

[nawkrm]

@kellygun7788

Besides, he was also trying to be humorous by telling the guy to go slow mo, can't you see that Kelly? He's comedian and that's what he's trying to be.

[Jubiejai]

@nawkrm Big Six people like Kelly would not understand, they dont even know English, they will never understand canto jokes lmao

[nawkrm]

@Jubiejai

True. They have no sense of humor. I remember seeing some big 6 people watching Hkg comedy , and they laughed when it wasn't funny, and went stone cold when it's supposed to be funny. I guess Kelly failed to understand what he 's trying to do.

[darko123456]

this is so awkward

[freelhj]

what does the 'sei gut' mean?

[Kuschimopp]

@freelhj it means something like "be good"

[MrShanghaiman]

meaningless. Steven Sei Gut sounds like a hollywood movie star and that's it.

[Jin6107]

stupid fat boy trying to make fun of chinese

[Jin6107]

stephen chow should of kicked his ass

[alany16109834]

I think they planned that before the show.

[bloodyfox66]

its a german daily show. Moderator Stefan Raab

[huayunbaidu]

小周英勇！放倒德意志！

[keyqui05]

2:18 to 2:28 肥佬嚇到放尿中

[bboyliangwei]

i think it's because he asked him to slow down.因為她叫她放慢速度

[bigfatdick5000]

The host of this show is a fucken asshole. This is just part of the show.

Germany is the source of "white trashness". He couldn't tolerate an Asian star in his show. Next time he comes to Asia just have him ass-fucked and force him to get a radiant suntan.

[Gooshnads]

lol definitely..

damn Nazis

[bloodyfox66]

damn canada asholes

LOL

[Gooshnads]

fuck you nazi

[bloodyfox66]

thankyou Communist Chicken

LOL

[Gooshnads]

sorry nazi, canadians arent commies =]

so yeah. heil that bitch

[Gooshnads]

immigrant but chinese ppl are still better than you damn nazis

[Gooshnads]

good job PM'ing me.. retard hahaha

are you that worked up about this? XD

damn nazis always trying to get the power in the situation

[bloodyfox66]

thx for your PM-communist-

communist still live in free countries like canada. To take propaganda in other countries!

[Gooshnads]

your english is horrible

stop yelling out heil

[Gooshnads]

btw i didn't pm you retard

[bloodyfox66]

nothing but lies!

stop telling me more about mao

[Gooshnads]

ahh yes the good old "you did it and dont you lie about it.." ... lie...

fucking nazis

always wanting all the power

[siuabc]

Yeah, he feel very uncomfortable... but seems both hosts tried to funny.... and Stephen responded very well... making fun of the guy in the demonstration.

[jeremynobigdeal]

Stephen feels very uncomfortable

[tvbatvhkgov]

周星馳好卑鄙哦！

[huayunbaidu]

那老外杯具了。。。

[ericchow012]

3:03 哈哈 很可愛

[toopp1211]

周星馳也蠻帥的ㄚ~

他原來不拍片也蠻搞笑的!

[April4thesakeofgod]

luv stephen!!!

[aclkwok]

Nice way to promo one of the important quote of kungfu concept from the film.

" All kung fu styles you learn can lose ( or fail), but only SPEED wouldn't lose !!! "

[alanfu999]

各位大佬呀=口=

周星驰演員黎咋

真係打功夫好勁咩

唔好串佢啦

[jacky2113]

@alanfu999 on99佢係葉問徒弟

[alanfu999]

@jacky2113 講野還講野..唔洗講粗口既...多左個粗口唔會加強你既語氣

[jacky2113]

@alanfu999 關你撚事牙

[li9394]

三歲細路哥會信= =

[ChatLi88]

German TV total

[MsMax0722]

叫人地慢動作 比自己做試範 哂撚氣

個鬼佬科佢噤多 真打 星哥兩野 訓左係到喇

[dinnohim]

下嗎

甘你咪試下上電視真係打人甘打lor. 你睇下之後有無人拉你. 死傻仔.. 星哥呢d叫落下馬威. 唔痛你真係真係打落去呀. 甘咪輸埋個品lor, 死傻仔

[climbv67970]

周星馳係一個喜劇演員...唔係一個武打演員

我覺得只係因為鬼佬意為個個華人演員都好打得先會叫佢示範,佢係­台上面都好無奈

朋友...諗野要用個腦....佢係周星馳...唔係李小龍..­.

[michael199461]

@climbv67970

周星馳係有學過功夫既,有一個訪問佢講過自己細個自己儲錢去學拳­~

[aresjung]

@climbv67970

不對喔, 周星馳是真的會功夫, 而且還是從小練起, 據說現在每天還有在練,

只是他的戲路被固定在喜劇演員, 叫他去演硬底的武打片對觀眾的說服力不高, 也不會有人想看, 但是這不代表他不會功夫.

[keyqui05]

shut your pie hole la

[ANSON8431]

狗到... 哈哈