First Impressions???: Minecraft (In Which Dodger Tests Her Webcam And Rages At Lag)

[iamthehackerxx]

no matter what.. ur still hot :l

[noblesogy]

i still love this and its still in my favs

[OculusLux]

Lol, so funny how barely anyone cares about the game, just that the grrl playing is hawt. xD

[fairyconclave]

Thank you meats! That is also my response when I turn a corner and find steaks waiting for me.

[aerohawkproductions]

does dodger look different here?

[thebeardlessman]

Just sit there and beat your wood all day.

Sounds legit. -.-

[Maso569z]

haha when you said aww its not deep i was gona post thats wat she said but you did it anyway :D damn it

[Tammy2holeS]

fat nerd or not, i wouldnt go near this bitch, shes just nasty.

[XxChemicalGirlx]

I love how she ended it by with "oink" I also thought she was going to jump off the cliff

[crazyforlegos1]

buy the real game and it will be LESS laggy

[SadieMiss]

NERD GIRLS FTW!!!

[SadieMiss]

"Nope! Wrong. What am I trying to do? I am trying to make sticks." (clicks around) "...This is why we can't have nice things."

[MajorNightSlash]

"I'm not making this video over 10 mins"

Is 12 mins long...

[miner249]

"your not deep!" - whilst looking to find something to get lost and die inside of.

Well played dodger, well played xD

[kungfuquincey]

and what did you lern at the day you got minecraft? never judge a game by its grafiks lol.

[Patrick55ify]

fav part give me you furry things,ooooh a cow and water,testical heheheheheheheh anyway good vids

[RandomPromaniac]

Why Is EVERYONE Commenting On How She Looks? :D Dont Post Comments Saying "Because Shes GorGeOuS !!!" WE KNOW

[the80sdumpster]

@RandomPromaniac Agreed. I didn't come to this video to see a bunch of 15 year olds commenting on her looks. I came to see someone play minecraft.

[ISMELLBAKERS]

ballz i need. Wait... I dont

[itsChrisLife]

you know your every guy's dream,right? *O* <3<3<3 ur gorgeoooouuuusssss

[MrUlloa1]

MAN! YOU ARE JUST PLAIN FASCINATING AND BEAUTIFUL!

[allenrocks321]

Your hot i didn't even look at what u were playing

[makenya12]

Click Esc go to options, then click video settings, then click on where it says fancy click that to change it to far and that I'll make it a whole lot better

[Omeegia]

Am I the only one who wanted to click F the whole time?

[Omeegia]

Thumbs up if you want her to do a Minecraft let's play.

[MrDwethington]

COME TO ME SWEET MEATS!! LOL :D

[Antikukafe]

OH BALLS

[njbdragon]

OH BALLS I NEED... NO I DON'T :)

[njbdragon]

GIVE ME YOUR FURRY THINGS.. I REQUIRE THEM lmao :D

[codmister10]

Do you have a cd drive,b/c i would like to but my HARDwear in you

[kilsya1]

*sexeul inuendo*

[BULL3T5T0RM]

I laughed for about 10 minutes when you said

"Hey you wanna make your own"

*me thinking you were going to say that sounds cool*

"And I was like Nope, cuz that sounds like aLOTTA work "

[8mersag]

Don't mean to be weird but wow your hot!

[krye97]

Dodger should get Linux.

[krye97]

almay is becoming the new poptarts.

[11889music]

What are your your hardware specs?

[TheGoldfirst]

cum to me!

[ajayman1]

I agree with bitterer glitchz

[RealEpicbob]

has anyone ever told you that you sound alot like kari byron?

[xShadowBladex1]

MineCraft were anything is possible, accept circels...

[gidro1998]

@xShadowBladex1 Except*

Yea... I know i'm late by 10 months.

[Benedictztn]

ssenorfox knows you

[lildub0918]

ok all the kids saying "i wasnt watching the gameplay i was looking at you." well i would like to say "go get a life!" :P

[lildub0918]

@lildub0918 but i think i said thats what she said through the whole video though xP

[MattGroening100]

your hot in 720p :)

[adgjl431]

I didn't notice you playing minecraft until the last minute. the first 11 minutes had my eyes on you

[snailzillascreator]

I'd build her terrain...wait what?

[BittererGlitchz]

You know. I'm 15. But i respect women. Why in EVERY VIDEO WITH A GIRL COMMENTATOR do i see quotes from her twisted into a perverted manor?  Like really, Why do you go do something productive. I'm sick of you fucking children doing that to people.

[zolleen]

@BittererGlitchz that is what the world has come to... just sick, little kids, heck, i see 5th graders saying words that they shouldn't even know what it means.

[kilsya1]

@BittererGlitchz Exactly, every video I see with a women gamer, i'm like, this is cool, i'd like to see what she thinks, and then I find out that most of us men are really fucking retarded, feelingless dickheads, not saying all men are, but really, are these men fucking desperate fat nerds?

[Tammy2holeS]

@BittererGlitchz "Why do you go do something productive" that dont even make sence. are you asking a question or can you not spell? ohh and whats with the "fucking" word, and you also say children and stated that your 15, i mean shit what kinda people you talkin bout, 2 year olds?

[RunescapeToybox]

@Tammy2holeS Bittererglitchz=me. First of all, Typo, asshole. "Fucking" word is because i was upset. and by "children" i mean people of a lower maturity level. Smart ass.

[rookiecopIT]

"give me your furry things"

[Death82]

gosh what computer are you using XD soo laggy

[RagingRomanianDudeGu]

Two words came to my mind while I was watching. Let's Play.

[RedDeadMF]

I like your hair.

[thenoodlesarelumpy]

"ill just harvest this wood I HEAR SHEEP!"

[sommol36]

i had a shamwow ad LOL

[blade312PMU]

Um,did i just watch a shamwow ad before this vid..?

[Katantunoro]

I want to see minecraft. NOT EYELASH STUFF.

[KOKID4YA]

why am i getting shamwow ad

[Skiffee]

"BALLS!" is not lady like. I'm disappointed in you Dodger.

[coldfyre18]

@Skiffee So you want every woman to act lady like?

lolwut?

[DuflickyHikari]

shamwow is ftw.

because the dude beat a hooker up

it makes u tat bad ass

[pkkiller643]

why the fuck am i getting a shamwow commercial?

[thekillerhjkhjk]

oooiiiinnnnk~

[MossOwnsYou]

was watching this and thought "derp" Over 12 times xD Then realized I was the same way!

[dariuscpt]

2:30

[danny6231]

im using google chrome to watch someone play a game in google chrome.

[rendros88]

@danny6231 amazing. Technology these days, eh? Purely incredible.

[4540524]

@danny6231 Yo dawg i herd u liek chrome so we put chrome in your chrome so you can use chrome while you use chrome.

[MC95AB]

@4540524 So my guess is, his chrome is now shining with chrome? Yay for being shiny =D

[kickflip919]

first time i played this i was playing with some of ma mates started playing at about 11am and didnt stop playing till like 5 am xD so addictive xD

[Perrin112]

God i love the minecraft music

[2RandomStudios]

"wow you are going really slow!" thats what she said, also, its called procedural generation

[mostaffa100]

Omg,,, i love girls plaaaaying :L

[cyphalon]

"Way back in the day I started a sentence and didn't finish it" - A quote

[merkoka]

i keep clicking thumbs up and i cant find a real minecraft vid mayed by you lol if u dont have one yet plz make a lets play and if u are new to the game and dont realy know what 2 do the watch sum of x's adventuers in minecraft or just do what he did and record u lerning how 2 play . btw as i sayed befor i think he might <3 u but if he asks this didant come from me all though he probily dasent evin know who i am out of all his vewers, i culd of kep typeing more bout ran out of space so thats all

[merkoka]

lol im reading your guys coments and im amazed u ar not talking about what u wuld b talking about if she was a guy lol. u dont c coments on a guys page saying thay hes prity or any of that kind of stuf its like did u JUST click on the vid 2 get proff girls play video games lol cuz honestily ther are a lot of girls that play games and since i know il get a questin from u guys if i dont say this yes i no girls that play video games and yes sum of them are prity so plz click on the vid 2 watch.

[Dandorado25]

4:31 That's what she said

[Dandorado25]

"I'm harvesting wood! And I hear a sheep! YESS!!!!"

[Ggumas]

U r preety <3

[TomWhoLikesToGame]

0:36

[miniclu1]

she's loverly :)

[TheAndroid111000]

what screen capture software are you using?

[ChaosTheory909]

pretty sure she uses fraps

[jacobfizel]

hey do you play minecraft beta dodger

[123435454646453434]

@jacobfizel well she had alpha therefore she got beta for free

[sphe99]

Oh balls i need OH NO... No i dont...

[aznalex08]

" im gonna beat at this wood for an hour"

[saskue50]

@aznalex08 lol u gurl i wanna fuxz u later

[NooBHatteR112]

@aznalex08 omg

[TheLeft4Dead2Player]

My gawwd! I stayed up till 3 in the morning watching Pheart2c

[marclolxd]

@C4azyMik3 that wath i'm talking about

[DemonDogProductions]

"I *can* live there, I can do anything, this is MineCraft."

I'm not sure if it's your intent or not, but I seriously find you hilarious. I couldn't go more than a minute without laughing at something you said.

[toshiroCZE]

really great video ! I think u got talent !!!!! So just say me, what are u doing in front of minecraft :D Lets go to some game magazine recruitment center and make more videos with your great speeking skill !!

[SlashDice]

"oink" rofl xD

[samuraaaaiiiiiii]

"I'm not gonna make this video more than 10 minutes" - Dodger

Actual video time: 12:43. That's what Minecraft does.

[FuryPlace]

I HEAR SHEEP! :DD

[PsykraM]

" come to me sweet meats..."

[xX2sik]

fkn shamwow advertisment

[MakkeyBoi]

Oh my god. Dodger, Minecraft, IM IN HEAVEN!

[MrDrumzOrz]

Has anybody ever told you you look like Boxxy?

[PixelBacon]

If there is someone who doesn't use their Minecraft accaunt anymore Plz massage me i realy need it :(

[LimitedANlME]

@PixelBacon Its you again ¬¬

[coldfyre18]

@PixelBacon Get a job or just torrent that shit.

[TheATrain427]

to make it kind of not laggy push f

[TH3XxR3L3NTL3SSxX]

She's like a female version of SSoHPKC (sumwhat)

[abbydabby475]

You look really pretty when your playing games. You have a glow about you.

[MrSammythekid]

Google chrome ftw!

[Suicider12]

Tip: turn down your render distance.

[OminousInsomnia]

lmao my laptop does this all the time to the point where i have almost completely stopped playing

[Suprasylph]

"Give me your furry things. I require them!" <3

[serlolol]

do you know someone called "X" ?

[bftjosh]

@serlolol X is Davidr64yt, he is a youtube let's play person. All his videos are titled starting with an X followed by the number of the video and everyone just calls him X. he created the amazing X-system in minecraft.

[serlolol]

@bftjosh i know, im a loyal subscriber of X, im nt asking the viewers who X is.. im asking if she knew X in real life

[GetToThaChoppaNOW]

9:06 to 9:14 orgasm ohh ohh ohh ..... ohh ohh ohh

[zstrineofjustice]

ill probably get removed but what the hell 4:09 orgasm

[orkagan]

try turning off fog (render distance)

[mickeydubbeldekkers]

When are you gonna play minecraft again?? It seems like this is the only time you've done it on video so far...

[GAMERPERSON100]

OMFG I JUST WAITED 1 MIN AND A HALF FOR THE SAME FUCKING AD STFU

[UberZackson1]

girl X thinks ur awesome and he has a crush on u so go out with him!!!!!!

[IzLoveMoneyz]

"YOUR NOT DEEP!"

need I say more

[ThePaperscissor]

@IzLoveMoneyz

Thats what she said?

[Haginbob]

Everything i love is becoming one! It's the singularity! ASDFGHJKL

[nubbler25]

If u work offline, ir renders a lot faster and u hav less framerate issues, u just hav to download it, then save it, then run it

[twistaa95]

GO DATE X!!!! HES AWSOME!!!



[kieranrob13]

i know u watch X adventures by davidr64yt he nmade a video of a shout out for u

[ChillyFart]

funny how this game has the worst graphics of this time and it is the hardest to run (i like minecraft, im not sayin its crap)

[figherhigher]

but the killing of the little piggys are necesary

[c4nd4c3tkd]

CHROME :)

[TTDPimpmygun]

"Oww balls! I need.... no I don't" that's what she said! xD

[xIIIOmenIIIx]

C'MON. AM I GONNA HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HER "SWEET MEATS"?

[Point27Edited]

And it wasnt ,that what she said, but, what he said,

[Point27Edited]

The Yesssssss at 2:50 sounded like a BOOM zomb :S

[Aeonhem]

Lol at five in the afternoon, that's what happened to me the first time, 9 hours later "oh that's right i have obligations......but probably best to dig a little deeper first."

[rubbe]

pres F11

[pete275]

do you ever strafe?

[hoksomax]

"balls.. i need! no i dont" XD

[zeat100]

did she said: ohh jizz,, oh jizz at 9:47???

[Johnnetable]

press F to make it lag less (lag as in slow )

[cphead1]

"build my terrain. do it"

[SnAkEsIdOl]

girls who play 'hardcore' games are fucking amazing. And you being gorgeous is a plus

[112cbob]

when you yell you sound like the girl from mythbusters

[FawxTraught]

haha she says "im not gonna make this video more than 10 minutes" and it's 12 minutes long

[dazzle121fab]

OH BALLS

[dazzle121fab]

u can be in my family ;)

[LiveUpLink]

"Give me your furry things, I require them"

-cough- do I have a dirty mind or...?

[DiMo1GaMinG]

dodger = sexiest gaming girl ever :)

[ajomez]

@DiMo1GaMinG look up tobuscus he has hot gamer girl contests

[TheKhanken]

We seriously need a, "Hey, what's up?! This is where zombies live!" episode.

[fragpersec]

Everytime I'm away from minecraft i'm thinking of things I want to build and make xD

[AaastaZetaan]

lol. sooo many guys are trying to hit on you

:D

im 14 years old and dont have.. "real minecraft yet".. pirateb..

yea. i dont have paypal/credit card yet, but going to get1 soon.

would you like to play minecraft smp with me?

or would you suggest some beginner friendly server?

btw. i found out of you by. huzkymudkips? or what ever is hes nick.

[rupert484]

I wanted to say "That's what she said" so many times during this video, but then I realized, "Hey, she DID say it".

Anyway, nice video.

[Jourei91]

Oh, god.

Cute and hawt girl, who seems to be on time with technology, especially software, makes YouTube videos with talent and a bonus of minecraft.

I do not want to wake up from this dream.

[TheShadowWish]

bahahaha your so damn cute! ^^

loved watching this so funny =D

[MrManDanTheMan]

Does Fraps = Faps?

[theSetNailers]

watch "How to speed up your computer for free!" ITS FREE AND TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE

[nekorius]

I absolutely love the way they speak (X too)..

like speaking with the stuff xD

They do it everytime

like at 9:21 xD

[blackcommander11]

software render yay

[TetrizDude]

do you have to buy minecraft

[ThePaperscissor]

@TetrizDude

Yeah. Its 9.99 euro or something right now. When its done it will sell for like 20 euros.

[claytonfosure]

lol my netbook lags A LOT worse than that

[YOTUBEMOM]

i dont know why ppl dislike her videos?

she's just so damn cute.

[u2todit4me]

you're cute!

[DanyKid100]

lol dodger is soooo nice

[jojo300001]

mine craft can do this to you....

[Wafflesmmm]

i dont think you understand, YOU ARE NEVER BORING!! so stop thinking you are

[3muskalol]

Although it is funny when she yells something like "Oh BALLS"