I'm Alan Partridge S2E3 Pt.2

[ferocel]

D A N' S a fantastic man ...

[sebbythecrabby]

Well done, Lynn. That wastextbook.  :D

[woodhd]

bob frazer of sextons garden centre is the dude from four lions and who appeared on mid morning matters as the special forces guy

[sec0ndevolution]

@woodhd And the woman in the wheelchair is the radio co-host in Episode 8 of Midmorning Matters. Small world. :P

[woodhd]

@sec0ndevolution also the cormwell/cresswell names from this episode are referenced together in MMM

[woodhd]

alan slips into his sports commentators voice for "single hand sue there tackling the buffet"

[tripe2004]

What happened to part 1???

[ShiviSchuey]

@tripe2004 BBC got it back from the dark side!

[thegarbeen]

Lynn's facial expressions are amazing lol !

[UhClaire]

was he born in a wheelchair

[Snazzie41]

"Dan...Dan.... Dan... Dan... Dan... Dan... Dan... Dan... Dan... Dan....."

I say this every time I meet someone called Dan.. only the comically-experienced understand this when I do that lol

[CelticReject]

There's just so MANY soundbites!!! Literally every line has a memorable phrase that can be used in any given social siduation ;-)

[antbubb]

So Ruddy Bloody Brave

[semiskimmedbeats]

steve coogan

ricky gervais

sacha baron cohen

top 3

[dowling1981]

@semiskimmedbeats Yir forgettin' Ian Beale, ken?

[UncommittedAddict]

She's mildly cretinous.

[GallagherWellerBrown]

So many epic lines in this episode I want to incorporate into my everyday speech!

[JacuzziBooty]

"My Ukranian girlfriend was attacking me with a rubber hammer."

[MrBuch169169]

5:40 - 6:00 -  the horror or small businessmen. They are EXACTLY like that. All of them.

[1derehman]

lol! was he born in a wheel chair??!!

[belisariusorb]

You can see why he was in Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm - as Ricky Gervais is going to be this year

[TheHumanBeingfromars]

OH, COOK A CAT!

[TheHumanBeingfromars]

Dan! DDAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! LOL

[Jezer1990]

"Stand corrected said the man in the orthopaedic shoes"

[mancityproject]

Dan!

[awotnot]

she`s a party party girl - what a beauty

[keikuru1]

dont want to get tarred with the mad brush... LMFAO

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

"You and Gordon can go laugh at *wtf does he say?*"

[LauritZenc]

@SpyWhoLovedHimself "Drizzle"

[trigpop22]

@SpyWhoLovedHimself

drizzle

[IvanMusic18]

@SpyWhoLovedHimself

"drizzle", like rain

[dfarmbrough]

Just realised that Karen Coleman's anecdote is the same as Lynn's about being in a downpour. Partridge should be rich now from those K9 rights!

[MrOregona230]

Dan!

[Tmal10]

DAN!

[theslipknotfan111]

why is alot of women names on this susan?? :P lol

[02proctera2]

DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! he's not seeing me....DAN!

[michealcrehan]

ahhhh ahhhhh ITS A JOKE KNIFE ITS A JOKE KNIFE !!!!!! priceless

[jokerml1]

sonja's laugh just gets funnier and funnier

[tasteofcoda]

the car journey is classic "well done lynne, that was textbook", "so do you to a new face"..

[bassben04]

His face at 4:00 is utterly classic.

[Classicintercourse]

So ruddy bloody brave.

[oh9meow]

I love it where sonia pokes him in the ear. never gets old!

[Oli3TB76]

Single hand Sue there, tackling the buffet

[UndesirableUK]

My Ukrainian girlfriend was attacking me with a rubber hammer. She's mildly cretinous.

[WKaliberr]

I'd tear Dan's wife apart

[goatshredder]

@WKaliberr Yeah, they really needed to cast an uglier woman in that role. He just looks unreasonable here.

[conansdog]

That's because he is@goatshredder

[doug2930]

Totally

[tombnpastonman]

@WKaliberr I bet the only thing you've "torn apart" is your hand, son.

[WKaliberr]

@tombnpastonman i tore your mother apart with my dickster

[tombnpastonman]

@WKaliberr My point proven really, isn't it. Mum jokes and... "dickSTER"? Don't worry, lad, when you mature a tad and learn English you'll find yourself a real girl.

[WKaliberr]

@tombnpastonman why did you comment on my initial post? Dan's wife is hot, thus I commented that I would tear her apart aka fuck her hard. Whats wrong with saying that?

[tombnpastonman]

@WKaliberr Because you're a yob, kid. Have some respect for your elders, you're what's wrong with society; and being just a young 'en the only thing you fuck hard is your hand! She'd eat you for breakfast and spit you back out in real life. Not that she'd want a 13 year old cocktail sausage rattling around in her furry kebab.

[WKaliberr]

@tombnpastonman you make those sort of childish metaphors and youre calling me immature? nigga please

[tombnpastonman]

@WKaliberr Not metaphors, they're similes; nor am I black.

[WKaliberr]

@tombnpastonman its not a simile you moron. similes use like or as

you just got PWNED

[tombnpastonman]

@WKaliberr No, I really didn't. It was a simile. You just made yourself look like a typical council house dwelling twit.

[WKaliberr]

@tombnpastonman you just got PWNED by me

read up on the difference between similes and metaphors and come back to me then you idiot

[tombnpastonman]

@WKaliberr No, I really didn't. You just made yourself look like a 13 year old council house dweller. That's hardly "pwning" me, a word that doesn't even exist - so you can hardly lecture me on the English language.

[WKaliberr]

@tombnpastonman dont change the topic

you do not know the difference between the various rhetorical devices, just admit it dumbfuck

[MickeyLove01]

I have the "Dan, Dan, Dan" thing as my ring tone, drives people mad

[Baulchy666]

but Lyn, please have a word with the builder because, the other day his jeans were so far off his backside, you could more or less see his anus!!

[KevBaz78]

Would you be brave enough to let me finish my conversation?

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

dan dan dan dan dan no no he not see me i get him later.......dan!!!! HAHAHA

[benytezz]

love the way he looks at Lynne after describing to Dan how he nearly hit a badger whilst text/driving. 'they've got TB'

lol

[SoulTenor]

my nostril's were clear...hahaha, love his facial expressions. 

[stuart7034]

its like a human jcb lol

[woodhd]

08:50 is that vicki pepperdine ?

[tazzi06]

DAN!

[lukeycc67]

single hand sue, like a human JCB

[villarule]

textbook

[dillinjaesc]

"DAN'S a fantastic man"

[tasteofcoda]

"she's mildly cretinous"

[GusF]

This episode has three different Susans in it, oddly enough.

[woodhd]

@GusF susan cresswell ... ???

[smyrnawednesday]

too funny.

[BodomChildBreeder]

''i drove to dundee in my bare feet after buying the rights of K9 the robot dog on casters from doctor who' - just normal friday night after sum big lines and fermented ale.

[blowfish3]

Dan!

[tasteofcoda]

@blowfish3 I'm called dan and my mates always shout this at me when we're playing football lol

[fluentinsound]

SOY!

[MRDJANDY2009]

1.54 to 2.00 is fuckin hilarious the look on alan's face LOL

[woodhd]

i think im in love with sonia ... where do you find women like that ?

[BodomChildBreeder]

@woodhd theres russian mail bride sites... and theres a few in southport, i am russian and so is my mum and my dad (whose british) met her on holiday in majorca..

[MsLiverpool24]

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.

[walksofar]

He's a conman.

lmao

[stratocaster1986able]

3:27 I did that with one of my friends in the supermarket for a laugh.

[tasteofcoda]

"He said that's sa-a-a-d you wanna upgrade" "and i said so do you to a new face" brilliant

[tasteofcoda]

best part definitely!!!

[schoenburger]

Braveheart <3 hahahaha.

[LIVERLADD]

ROFLMAO

[ryzolia2017]

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you

[TheLuigi69]

pmsl

[samillyroy2]

you and gordon can go and laugh at drizzle

[westham4eva]

Shes like a human JCB!

[transylvinny]

If only Alan Partridge could be my best friend

[cianw10]

'Well done Lynne, that was textbook." xD

[shayw006]

"and a feast" lol Brilliant stuff

[wgradcliffe]

Oh...one more thing Lynne...

[oOZePirateOo]

"she drove off"

pmsl :')

[simpsonmark]

She's mildly cretinous.

[brianeggo]

DAN!

[kimmorley]

so ruddy bloody brave

[SilverShamrock71]

DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! No he's not seen me.

[bicmed88]

hes so addictive, however i dont recomend watching it non stop with nobody around. The next time you try to actualy talk to anyone, you actualy subconciously become allan partridge

[louiecostello]

im afraid this is happening to me

[SilverShamrock71]

@bicmed88

have often thought that I share certain traits with Alan anyway...

[Punkyboy07]

@bicmed88 i almost became a young partridge..xD

[xSublimEstyLeE]

@bicmed88 yea its really awkward if your an American

[BrokunDown]

@bicmed88 totally true :):):):)

[MrRowrow22]

@bicmed88 so true

[MrRowrow22]

@bicmed88 same with saxondale lol

[809Ollie]

@bicmed88 same with larry david on curb

[UltimateVenom]

@bicmed88 that just happened to me. watched all of them up until this, spoke on the phone to my mum and became a blumbering idiotic genius. without the genius.

[kimbolton111]

@bicmed88 WOW your right not alot of people like me anymore BOO HOO

[slingerjav]

15 "Dan's" - classic Partridge!

[thexfear]

"you're laughing at weather"

[shrew0123]

DAN!!!

[samillyroy2]

you can jump the queue on the buffet table, it's not all doom and gloom.

she drove off

ha

poor wheelchair people.

[FakeAdminBlarg]

my DAD walked in my room and said "what are shouting me for, I heard you the first time?"

[nottzman69]

lmao

[ImmoralSpawn]

"It's a joke knife!!!"

[Srev656]

"that was textbook"

[VOMMHATRED]

He shouts Dan 15 times hah.

[Travellinghobo2]

"she's mildly cretinous"

[lthvwx2]

DAN!

[cptnbigglesworth]

Would you be brave enough to let me finish my conversation?

[rpurdy777]

is it true there doing a new series called i'm still alan partridge!!!!!!!

[tich302001]

I heard they were making a movie version of Alan Partridge.

[ImmoralSpawn]

yeah but they held of cuz of a bombing(they were gonna make some jokes on that, so teh timing was bad)

[KevBaz78]

They're so ruddy bloody brave...

[staffsmole]

After he visits the toilet...

"I should get a bravery award for THAT !!!"

[oringetoe]

"it's Draclias' house"

[jamespacman456]

like a human JCB . classic

[0ua8]

Dan!Dan!..Dan!..Dan..Dan!.Dan!­Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan

[Tommeh101101]

"Well done Lynn, that was textbook"

[TrIcKsH00TeR]

Sir dansworth of moodyshire as i live and breath lol, classic partridge!!

[BluntedKillah]

theres Dan, Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan.......Dan hes not seen me. lmfao

[olirimes]

I love the way he describes Susan Cresswell's story!

[Gellis2009]

Was he born in a wheelchair? lmao quality

[sec0ndevolution]

............DAN'S a fantastic man!

[tingtong70]

he goes to the toilet and is like i should have gotten a bravery award for that!

[pixelfibre]

"Things like Tabasco sauce and... Soy!"

[warriorsleftnut]

"dan dan dan dan dan dan....dan" "he nearly soiled himself" love this show

[lewismonkeys]

don't dress as a whore he'll thump you! haha

[MardyBum1981]

I heard he hit a prostitute!

[Buttmunch5000]

use the &fmt=18 trick to get high quality as there is no button

[hawksrl]

excuse me mustard i mean karen

[PhillyDickinson]

Single-hand Sue there, tackling the buffet.

[warriorsleftnut]

"like a human jcb"

[fuckgodfuckyou]

"Ladies and gentleman please give a big han......welc..Applaud, applaud like mad!!"

[fleamarket3000]

DAN!

[MrWoggles]

Well done Lynne, that was textbook

[gullivera]

"......I will, but Lynne, please have a word with the builder, because the other day, his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus." I'd forgotten that bit, brilliant!

[AnndraMA]

Love telling the orthopedic shoes joke... no one ever gets it lol

[oscarsaris]

No, but seriously, that was textbook.

[synthpeej]

what a laugh riot

[AnimalCrossing334]

would you be brave enough to let me finish my conversation?

[Cam3ron1958]

absobloodyexactly

[Samnutter3212]

NO! PLEAS-OOOH Its a rubber hammer.

[FFSINEEDANAME]

DAN!

[s3ansk1]

I got ya kids dan...i i i got ya kids

[UncommittedAddict]

His jeans were so far up his backside, you could more or less see his anus.

[importedmusic]

"They carry TB..." *he looks at lynn!*

[synthpeej]

Your through to the static home

[coldfish182]

she's mildly cretinous

[Triviumruledotcom]

"Stop Laughing lynn! ..youre laughing a weather!!"

:'D hahah

[tarak1ng]

"Lynn, that was textbook." LOL

[OboxerU]

And then later in the episode, he just nonchalantly says "that was textbook."

[liam1234123121]

hahaha! its a joke knife!