1000 Ways to Die Smoke A Doped #463

[diegonikki]

nicotine is what glados uses to kill chell in portal 1 and she fuking did that to herself

[FGBCHENG]

is there people this retarded?

[FrostyTheDragon]

@FGBCHENG I'm pretty sure the bar goes even lower than this.

For the record, I don't think "retarded" is the best word choice here - even a retard would know better than this. Maybe "ignorant"?

[lovesexfun]

she so retarted!!!!!!!!111

[TheJamesAgony]

Guy : if u are gonna continue smoking, no more sex for u! hahaha

[MrTriforceMan]

@LaffingIsMyDrug Uhh, we're you not listening at all??? They clearly said NICOTINE patches!!!!!!!!

[LaffingIsMyDrug]

what were the things she put on herself? looked like a patch to like prevent STI's or pregnancy or sumthing.

[zClassicGamerz]

@LaffingIsMyDrug Facepalm 

[luvchassie100]

We talked about that in health my heath class

[kayteebluebird]

it ssssssssscccccccccccaaaaaaaaaa­arrrrrrrrrssssss me

[classicsonic77]

what the fuck is wrong with that guy so what if she smokes in bed!!! she likes to have sex all day when do you find a woman like that in ur lifetime huh!!! if i was that guy i would go like fuck the smoke!!! and get back to bangin'

[TrantisionerMarin]

ew black meet on pink pogo, this lady was clearly all kinda of messed up im not surprised she ent up dead.

[Stephie2007]

just use one! it's not that hard! But nooo. she had to use a whole month's worth!

[GoldBoy103]

Most of the people who ended up on this show are total retards

[UMadOrSomething]

@GoldBoy103 Agreed

[TheNoobKing86]

@GoldBoy103 Yes but they usually change up the stories to make it more appealing on tv.

[CharmyCharms101]

Why the hec she would put a bunch of them thats stupid

[noshute]

Smokers are f..kers

[KoraggRules]

very weird death

[shaneDfan1234]

Lol she wants to get boned everyday xD

[jesus77755]

GOD DAMN YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS KEEP SENDING ME TO THESE 1000 WAYS TO DIE!!!

[1SavageDragon1]

Moral - smoking kills

[MEareCAT]

Smokers are fucking idiots.

[NintendoFanKing55]

part of the reason u shouldnt smoke

[LozX100]

I'll never smoke.... And geez the people in 1000 ways to die, dies as a dumbass.

[jhonnykiller90]

In Soviet Russia cigarettes smoke you.

[TheGarrettCoop]

What a fucking idiot..

[75lexluther]

where can i find a girl like her.....man

[bigdanbear]

A for effort. D, dead, for results.

[ilikepooification]

@Canadianloyalist123 yeah no-one is that stupid enough to put a whole months worth of nicotine patches on your body

[LadyRuin2012]

The sad part? Some people really are this stupid...

[dannylamb456]

I guess you can say

*sunglasses*

she was patched up

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!

[Canadianloyalist123]

Justin Bieber's a fag..

[Canadianloyalist123]

I'm starting to think some of these deaths are fake....

[Krazymeatball77]

eeeekkk! this mentioning of lots of nicotine made me tremble. yuk!

[TheChill4u]

No More Sex For You, Mindy!!!

[stacie3076]

people these days

[baileybushey]

at least the man hates a habit u should hate

[ilovemybunnyfreckles]

just another way smoking can kill ya

[Chezit24]

you have a wii :)

[larsonb33]

no one is that fucking stupid.

[tymcfly07]

well im guessing he doesn't have a sex doll any more XD :}

[ForgottenfiveO]

A man saying that to a woman I tot It should be a woman saying that to a man " no more sex for u "

[mquiroz90]

It's based on real deaths just avoid it this show is cool I hate smokers too!

[KungFuRascals3]

Ok, this guy gets as much sex from this woman and he won't have sex with her anymore because of smoking!? I could deal with a little cigarette smoke to get sex whenever I wanted it.....

[audriannacornic1]

no more sex for you ( :

[SuperCartiel]

Simple solution: Don't ever try the quick way out. Follow the instructions and stick with the plan.

And if you're too strung out on anything, seek professional help (like a doctor or a sex therapist).

Or just stick to porn. Nobody ever died from just reading hentai.

[crazygurls25]

she is fucking stupid

[Klonzepam]

Some people who die on this show are just fucking stupid, and there are 1000 of them...Darwin was wrong.

[id493337]

@Klonzepam

Then I guess Eisenstein was right, their is no limit to human stupidity.

[XxxKillerClown]

If Your Going To Countiue To Smoke No Sex For You. Lol

[meowme9912]

@idoboom One more way: Post obvious fact about other person failing at trying to get a top comment.

[GoldenRaptorStudios]

@idoboom

What about arrow to the knee?

[zelodec]

@idoboom dont forget the arrow in the knee jokes.

[masterminded78]

@idoboom Insert an arrow to the knee joke

[fpsstarcraft]

@idoboom - insert arrow to the knee joke here

[polly10022]

@idoboom lool so truee

[MrSpore75]

@idoboom thank you master...

[hammerdude9able]

I love those cheesy puns!

[EricSchwin22]

All things in moderation...use one patch.

[TheJaymaster21]

8=D~

[thetoneranger1]

Nicotine is a deadly poison. 111 times the lethal dose equals the weight of a nickel. I quit smoking, but this is just retarded. You can't quit overnight, its impossible. Why didn't she just smoke outside in between fuck sessions? Or slap a patch on afterwards? This shit isn't for real....but its entertaining so I love it.

[killerpacdot]

@thetoneranger1 It is for real. She's just fucking stupid.

[gigobait]

Is this shit 4 real?

[Best7Account]

Why off the tv, why ? !?!?!?!?

[youstinkofshit]

are these true?

[LivvieBaby12]

@youstinkofshit umm, only some of them, some are made up..

[NOMOREUNDEAD]

@LivvieBaby12 Are yousure? i think theyre all true

[LivvieBaby12]

@NOMOREUNDEAD idk, theres one of them where a guy tries to rape a raccoon, and he get his penis bitten off. that has gotta be fake.

[Jopo1226]

obviously she hasnt seen thank you for smoking

[silvianraccoon]

LOL I just don't like people who smoke but damn they don't have to go overboard about it!

[SKETCH730]

The smokin and pokin was no longer worth the smokin. Best line ever

[amonamarthfan421]

i heard patches can give you some crazy dreams too

[asiakia123]

Wtf? who does that?

[lhg238]

why does every episode have to have sex in it, or have the girl be a total slut or something -__-

[NVees]

@lhg238 cuz thats life...now get over it

[Mattraction513]

@NVees Amen 

[evilyakko]

@lhg238 Because its American.

[crbn64]

nobody with an highschool education can do this.

[kevineyago]

If theres smokin then there's no strokin and pokin

[420Rokn]

WOW this person is stuuuuuupid......

[livepoolfc1]

they have really bad puns on this show

[cantfiteveryheart]

why is you know youre a mexican if,,, a suggested vid?

[PinkCandyGoddess]

THIS BITCH GOT FUCKIN OWNED!!!!

[popigru]

no bum-bum for mama san

[tejjaw]

noo dont say ilosernations now i have to do it : ( lmao

[TheMaximusmacro]

damn can it get anymore american then this :s making some cheap ass show using someones' death as entertainment.

[Slipknot5301]

@TheMaximusmacro ur watching it dumbass

[OokamiG]

@TheMaximusmacro maybe

but I never knew you could overdose on nicotene patches

never thought about it

now i know

[GTA10134]

I sometimes overdose a little bit, but that is wwayyy too overdone.

[copperbed100]

Dumb

[ThePwnzor231]

when i heard the narrator say "wendy loves smoking and she also loves sex" i thought she was gonna stick that ciggarette up ur butt and burn herself

[filchett]

the puns ruin it always

[xXPredatorXNukeXx]

ur stupid, its immposible to stop smoking overnight. its like saying ima eat 1000 pounds of vegtables and be skinny by tommarow

[dojodragon123]

@xXPredatorXNukeXx if theres a big enough addiction they might actually try though even though this show is 90% fake

[JamesBongedify]

rofl crazy bitch

[BigExplosionGoBoom]

FUCKING OWNED

[dsperlin]

She was a whore.

[ChaosGameing]

@forgefreak5280

Hahahahahahahahaha

I totaly saw that video yesterday

[forgefreak5280]

A jacket of nicotine patches

She should have tried the nic-o-dic

[Ratti666]

dumb thats all

[608stewie]

i wont care if she smokes i sld still fuc her

[rintyamaxbauer]

anyone else notice phychotherapist is pycho the rapist

[Langemann92]

@rintyamaxbauer Hahahah xD

[TheRawr80]

@rintyamaxbauer You mean Psychotherapist.

[cnadyapple53]

is she black

[002sprinkles]

woooow what a fucken dumbass

[Mrwoohoo2]

@002sprinkles LMAO! 

[jason6295]

good choice to quit smokin but rlly u gonna use tht much patches WOW

[thenewjord50]

go to rehab bitch

[TheNikkiSaurous]

No sex for you!~