Bill Burr vs. Patrice O'neal (Part One) (02-07-2006)

[FartScrap]

I LOVE Billy in arguments. Whenever him and Joe DeRosa are on ANYTHING together it's fucking uproariously great when the inevitably fight.

[FartScrap]

Patrice and Bill are both hilarious. I can understand liking one over the other because they've got very different styles. Both of them are fucking great when doing anti women bits though.

[hollaatchaboii]

I love both (Patrice & Bill) of these guys! R.I.P. Patrice!

[therandomdot]

Wow...these guys sound like a bromance gone bad.

[TropicalShirtTy]

Patrice is funnier than Bill, but the fight does seem pretty childish. Oh well, worse battles have happened. RIP O'neal.

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

@TropicalShirtTy Patrice's comedy isn't universal, many people cannot relate. He's ghetto as shit, Bill is funny. He wrote for the Chappelles show and he also is a comedian that can relate to others and not just of his own race.

[TropicalShirtTy]

@SteamEqualsFAIL I know who Bill is and he's alright. I just like Patrice's style and delivery better, comes off less ranty I suppose, although I like observations from the both of them. But I don't think Patrice's bits are that exclusive unless someone is -extremely- wealthy and doesn't date or fuck. I find Patrice's humor more relatable than Bill's though, that could just be why Burr falls short to me.

[aibangmaini]

Why do all radio show hosts always have their mic's so much louder than the talent they interview, to the point where if they rattle change in their pockets, it drowns out the talent on the phone?

[themongoosemoore]

Patrice is better.Bill is funny but not hilarious.Bill is kind of a winny bitch.

[bulmer13]

@themongoosemoore Bill is King.

[pervmanyesican]

@themongoosemoore bill burr is fucking amazing! what cha talkin' bout goose?

[HighDefDownLow]

Patrice didn't like to 'dance' for others, especially on radio to promote his shows. If you haven't heard his stand up - check out Elephant..." cuz he's douche here, but not representative of his skill nor his person.

[youngice6004]

Rip Patrice

I wish I had gotten to see him perform live

[montekarlo262]

R.I.P. Patrice!

[daemoncel]

RIP Patrice

[jordanashelin18]

Wow Patrice is Dumb as Shit

[spartancaptain]

@jordanashelin18 Fuck you, faggot

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

@spartancaptain You're a complete fucking moron...

[mondaywar]

"let me talk Billy, you might not sound as fucking stupid"

[somebodyjones2]

okay... when does this get funny? 

[oigooner]

@somebodyjones2 Not supposed to be funny, stupid. It's two comics arguing.

[somebodyjones2]

@oigooner Shut the fuck up, douchebag. Why even comment?

Go watch your gay-ass soccer and kill a bull or some shit.

[pinkmullet4]

@somebodyjones2 I was thinking the same thing while I was reading your profile, you suck.

[somebodyjones2]

@pinkmullet4 oooh... look at YOU, all edgy and picking fights! Wait... you were thinking that i should play soccer or kill a bull? what would that have to do with anything?

And why were you even reading my profile? Looking for another young man to stalk and masturbate to? Okay, you're not allowed to read it anymore. It's off limits to you. Don't go there anymore... and please don't masturbate to this comment. It's creepy.

[pinkmullet4]

@somebodyjones2 If you don't want people to read your PUBLIC profile don't make one and then fill it with a bunch of shit for people to read. Nothing you said made any sense by the way, play soccer or killing a bull? that's not the comment I replied to, retard. Speaking of that, how did you know that guy was from Spain? did you read his profile or something?

you: "okay... when does this get funny? me:" I was thinking the same thing while I was reading your profile" you unfunny faggot.

[somebodyjones2]

@pinkmullet4 Wait, you're still alive? I had figured you would have killed yourself by now... just seemed to be the logical next step. Instead, you just keep livin'; gettin' all vitriolic on the YouTube comments; calling people "faggots!" You're SHARP!

hehehe... How many YT fights are you currently involved in at this moment, you bored-ass fucker? Being a douche for sport... Wait... where you from? let me go check the profile. (it's PUBLIC!!! TeHEE!!!)

:D Oh. I see. LOL. Carry on

[pinkmullet4]

@somebodyjones2 god, you suck.

[somebodyjones2]

@pinkmullet4 I know, right? Almost enough to not be worth going back and forth with in the YouTube Comments section. I mean, you'd really have to be a bored, white trashy fucking loser to want to get into it with someone who sucks as much as I do. Who the hell else would, right? Right?

....SOOOOO, tag! You're it, you bored, white trashy fucking loser! :)

hahaha!!!

(Just don't let THIS particular YouTube fight you're picking take any precedence over the other ones you're in)

[ScreamingTurtle1]

Patrice is fucking dumb anyways

[Sandeemos]

dont think this aired on 2/07/2006



[DarthChubbyChaser]

Bill's genius is sorely under appreciated. Patrice is an above average comedian, but not in the same league as Mr. Burr.

[youngice6004]

@DarthChubbyChaser Patrice's last tour was outstanding. Easily on par with Bill's stuff

[Jedrycha]

Patrice sounds like a total fag and a little bitch, bet he takes 2 up the ass while his herpes infested crack whore mother watches and blows off 2 rich white guys. Peace

[JGARCIA415]

Im disappointed in bull burr.... He should have told him to fuck off, instead of backin down

[RoCkStArUBZ]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[vivalapaul]

Them and Louis CK are the best comedians alive today!

[Atheism80]

@vivalapaul Both of them are average comedians nothing special but how can you put Bill up there with Louis CK?

I mean you can sum up Bill's comedy in 2 words (trashing women) and he has been doing it since the day he started comedy ( Rehashed Materials )nothing original really.

[youngice6004]

@Atheism80 he also talks about owning pets, overpopulation, internet forums, his racist grandmother, chivalry, and other things.

His last special i saw reminds me a lot of louis CK. He talks about a lot of the darker thoughts he has, similar to Louie.

[DrDaveC]

@vivalapaul Not anymore!

[ExisTencePerse]

Opie is a fucking d bag stfu no1 wants to listen to you dumb fuck

[semiLivedj]

Shut the fuck up Opie!Jesus Christ!

[TheRealKamikaze]

I hate instegators.

[noyzone]

Bill sounds like a bitch!

[TheLayneMeyer]

Patrice's Mancow "yeahh" impression is perfect Jocktober lol

[visionaryof1]

All in all i think we can agree. FUCK MANCOW. TURD!! 

[chone808]

I have no idea who Bill Burr is. so I youtube him and WTF is my first reaction. dude isn't even funny. oh well, that's just me

[hemmingway28]

@chone808 Who do you like? Kevin Meaney? You must like hacks...either that or you are Catholic.

[chone808]

@hemmingway28 richard pryor, eddie murphy, bernie mac, daniel tosh, patrice o neal. just to name a few. this bill burr dude? meh i don't think he's funny at all. and like i said, that's just me

[sonninnos]

@chone808

Nobody gives a shit who you or anyone else thinks is funny or not

[chone808]

@sonninnos hemmingway28 did. so shut the fuck up and mind your own business, dumbass

[sonninnos]

@chone808

'nobody' and 'anyone' sure are complicated concepts

[chone808]

@sonninnos and you're oblivious to the previous conversation i had with hemmingway28. why are you so stupid? smh

[sonninnos]

@chone808

Yes, life is super serial, I feel you

[RancorousC]

@chone808 Tosh has shitty stand-up.

[chone808]

@RancorousC you have your opinion and i have mine

[IsaacLungu]

@RancorousC VERY SHITTY!!!

[acebrawler73]

@chone808 have you ever listened to him? he's fucking great.

[TheSlimshadyfan4ever]

mancow is such a cunt

[Liddlelegrande]

Burr's alot better

[iChoreograph]

Bill burr for the win !

[CorneliusMcGee]

@iChoreograph Listen to the entire 4-part clip before taking sides. Don't listen to the other stupidass fanboys like the asshole below me that isn't 'evn gonna watch th 2nd part of this fuckn video.'

Coming to a conclusion after listening to one side of an argument is just...dumb.

[iChoreograph]

@CorneliusMcGee

I watched all 4 before I even posted that comment mate. That's why before I posted that comment I went to Madcow's waterboarding video and posted the comment "Drown you fuckwit. You're a douche". I didn't say anything negative about Patrice at all. My comment "Bill Burr for the win" doesn't even remotely insinuate anything; It's just an overall statement ! The fact that you got all of that from my comment and saying it's "dumb" shows your level of intellect.

[CorneliusMcGee]

@iChoreograph You posted a comment on some other possibly unrelated video. I guess I'm supposed to know that.

Saying someone 'won' during an argument doesn't insinuate anything? K.

And saying that something is dumb is a indicator of a person's intellect, not simply an opinion on something being stupid or not. You're right. Makes perfect sense.

By the way, that statement was in referral to 'that asshole below me' who made that quoted statement, but thanks for your explanation. Mate.

[iChoreograph]

@CorneliusMcGee

Fair enough buddy. It was safe for me to believe that the entire comment was directed at me given that the first line was @iChoreograph.... But yeah agreed the fella that commented below you was a twat. People like that are the reason why the Bill Burr and Patrice incident got so out of hand; Because they failed to be aware of the entire situation.

[catburger1]

im nvr gonna listen to this patrice guy. wht a fuckn pussy. i dnt need another side of th story bill burr is th fuckn man. im not evn gonna watch th 2nd part of this fuckn video. cant get over how fuckn stupid he is

[Knottsy]

Why the hell was Burr on Mancow's show anyway? He could plug his gig on O&A in sign language and would still sell more tickets than he could plugging on Mancow. What, did he sell an extra 3 tickets?

[116Bears]

Guess this goes to show, not even comedians can take a fucking joke.

[Debutante24]

LMAO @ Black Mo Rocca!

That's not a total insult, Rocca gets paid.

[InterRage]

same situation with me with my brother. pussy ass brother, ego so large, everybody elses time means nothing, so when I get tired of his 3 to 5 am speeches of how much of a genius he is, he comes back having everyone I know talking shit about me.

[Oggie221]

Love Bill Burr, but after hearing this cant say that I'm too much of a Patrice O'neal fan.

[kalpal67]

@Oggie221 that means you didn't hear it

[howardthecoward07]

Patrice is too cowardly to take the heat for calling into Mancow & going over Opie & Anthonys head, So he starts this bullshit and completetly diverts the attention onto Bill Burr

[kcamerons]

patrice is a big baby

[solidblood]

i like patrice but bill is better

[dominicanit021]

cmon bill burr you DOnt attack the KIng PAtrice ONeal

[TheAllha]

Patrice sucks ass, that's why he is so full of shit.

[tedatlas]

I don't understand all the Patrice bashing that's going on here. The guy is fuckin hilarious.. people have disagreements all the time. Doesn't mean you have to stop being a fan of him, even if he is wrong.

[howardthecoward07]

Look how fast that fat loser Patrice called in. He sits at home pickin his ass listening to opie & anthony all day waiting for a chance to give his fat opinion. Patrice, youre a super talent!

[pearcemark2]

@howardthecoward07 Yeah, that's what happened. It's not like O&A relayed to the producer that Bill Burr is on responding to what Patrice said on the last show, and that it would be a good idea to try and get ahold of Patrice so they could confront each other directly.

Nah, Patrice sat in front of his radio desperately hoping they said his name so he could call in.

[howardthecoward07]

@pearcemark2 He probably did hes on every 10 minutes. Hes on almost every show and never says anything witty just general dumbass statements that are so obvious.

[pearcemark2]

@howardthecoward07 Yeah, the whole animal part bit, top country songs, deaf karaoke, it's raining things, his view on women and race, that's all just obvious shit. That's why nobody did it before.

[howardthecoward07]

@pearcemark2  Lol ay dat white dude this white guy that white guy, yea , intellegent comments.

[pearcemark2]

@howardthecoward07 What part of the animal part bit was the white guy jokes? I must've missed during the 15 minute deaf karaoke bit when he stopped and was like "BLACK FOLKS WALK LIKE DIS, WHITE PEEPLE BE WALKIN ALL UPTIGHT N SHIT!!"

[PaladinHero]

I don't know, man, so far it sounds like Patrice is a pussy, backpedaling and slurring his way through a gimp-brained fat lazy defense. On to part 2....

[Bahdi23]

Mancow is worthless in every way possible. Bill is amazing and patrice aint far behind. But the main point here is that Mancow deserves to get raped by a pack of Patrices.

[CorneliusMcGee]

@Bahdi23 "raped by a pack of Patrices."

lmao @ that shit. I don't even know who Mancow is but that's a hilariously hefty penalty

[MCJay2daSun]

1. patrice isnt funny, 2. i think patrice is overreacting, 3. bill burr is hilarious

[zrhinier]

I fuck with friends like this all the time. True friends can joke like this with each other all day.

[Wubnig]

I love both. They're good buddies and it sucks to hear them bicker.

[MrLongSofty]

hahahahah this is funny at the end when they get mad i love it

[paradoarify]

Patrice can't enter Canada because he raped a bitch.

[GoodasGuilty]

Bill is the Shit!! I even Bought his DVD, Not download!! Bill is the way to Go!!

[emoneybagz23]

The Black Mo Rocca! Bill is a funny dude!

[swingingfordearlife]

If you listen to Patrice talking about this to O&A for the first time, Patrice threw Bill under the bus, absolutely.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Burr owns Patrice. I heard Patrice is a dick to fans. If you look at pictures of him next to people, he always has a fucking scowl on his face like a douche while Bill is always cool with people.

[ChildrenofAmory]

Burr is hilarious. Patrice isn't bad. Not really my humor to be honest.

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

BURR wins & rules sorry PATRICE your kinda funny but BILL is better IMO ofcourse

[cajunhighstepper]

This reminds me of those old Reese's peanut butter cup commercials. One guy has peanut butter and the other has chocolate,when the wreck happens it turns into a classic.

[Nightwing690]

bill burr seems like a douche

[VIIRise]

It seems to me that burr's defense is that when he said "this isnt satellite radio" his intentions were pure yeah it was wrong to say and he probably realizes that now.

So to sum it up it was a wrong move.

Not a bitch move

[livingisaight]

for me a perfect comedy show would have bill burr, louis ck, patrice, and i'm not sure who else but definately those 3

[CorneliusMcGee]

@livingisaight I would throw Greg Giraldo in there but he's gone. That's a dickheaded storm of funniness

[deewhyelayin]

ya honestly bill burr owns patrice but i still tihnk patrice is hilarious sometimes

[dudewithcomedy1]

bill burr owns patrice big time

[mrwhatever213]

@dudewithcomedy1 No he does not! Patrice owns him. we have different opinions then.

[Jermondo]

I'm a huge fan of both of these guys hope they get past this bullshit and make nice.

[kakashi76767]

yeah, i think Bill was at fault here, why not just concede the argument.... but he has an image to uphold, to not back down... but at least he is real. Patrice did sell out to a terrible show though... it didnt play to his strengths

[SK371]

I love both of these guys, they need to get over this shit. And who the fuck would hang up on Patrice? Fuck mancow

[SirFightsalot]

DID HE DIE!?

[iiwatcher]

He needs to grow up. It's all BS & unnecessary. I know this is politically incorrect & I'll get shit for it (like I care) but no wonder so many Blacks & minorities regret making friends w/ whites...cuz sooner or later, they have to deal w/ their BETRAYAL.

[iiwatcher]

To all of you who think Burr was right--listen to the whole fucking thing bf you comment! All parts! Burr was WRONG! 1. It was the fans who felt the way they did & expressed it. O'Neal didn't instigate it. 2. Burr fucked up when he said what he said; listen to part 3--he even tries to rationalize it away, basically admitting he made a mistake. 3. O'Neal apologizes even though he's NOT wrong, while not conceding he did anything wrong, bc he didn't—its called being gracious.

[iiwatcher]

All Burr had to do was apologize for what he said--he DID throw his "friend" under the bus--the fans got it right. All he had to do was admit he was under pressure & fucked up. O'Neal would have forgiven him. Burr is the asshole here. Plain and simple. This is a no-brainer folks, just listen to the whole thing.

[iceman8067]

wow I just lost a lot of respect for both these guys, for engaging this way like children.

.. But Burr wins and is way funnier lol

[MrKillerDuckful]

Burr!! is the best Writer on the Chapelle show

just hilarious

[rxuk]

i'm riding with Bill on this one, mancow dude sounds like a fucken dick. think they both sound like good friends anyway, hopefully they past this and making more comedy. peace.

[informer101]

never heard Patrice act this closed minded before... it's really fucking odd

[a1exgerman]

Bill fucking rules, screw patrice.

[kelstr8playin]

u know what's really funny is that theyre friends, and Mancow instigated the whole ordeal 4 rating pruposes

[nwa6]

dog STFU....no one care what U think......Patrice rules fuck bill blur

[thefriendsociety]

well i like O&A's guests..they are alright and I like them more knowing they dont like mancow.....i guess for being howards children they are pretty tight..but they are still howards children...

[SrBlueballs]

Fuck Burr. He is a fuckin hater. Patrice is awesome.

[popp1nbottlez]

they are both comedic geniuses

[AUSROTTENY2K]

LOL, He reached out to Vos for an alliance! XD Fuck Patrice. Burr is king.

[pplafritz1]

Damn, they sound like they are marriedLMAO

But seriously, that was a pretty intense arguement.

[reciprokal]

"You're not famous....you're the black Mo Rocca"

Holy shit this guy's funny!

[symbal777]

web junk twenty..... not two point oh dumb op

[PremiumTug]

i saw both those guys tonight, i had no idea thbey hate each other, 2 boston guys going at it

[irtimed]

Both pretty fucking funny i think.

[49jazzy]

65%ture but white comedains do the same

[xma5terx]

I just want to say that Opie is an INTERRUPTING ASSHOLE! I love the show but this clip is just perfect testament...

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKKKISSS!

[cannabL1sS]

a lot of people seem to think they need to judge the person here or the comedian instead of judging the argument. it's not bill burr vs patrice in a popularity contest, it should be what you think of the actual argument that took place here... but whatever its a comment ppl post what u want

[logwind]

Fuck Patrice. Bill Burr was trying to fucking help him. He's funnier anyway.

[itsdagodfatha]

both bill burr and patrice are funny dudes but when it comes to stand up, i think bill kills it and patrice is on and off. but patrice is the best on o&a but i'll still go for bill. just my opinion.

[DimebagVision]

BIll Burr is seriously un-funny. It's ok if you people like him. But I don't laugh at Bill Burr. When O&A have him on the show, I just change the XM channel. But, when Patrice O Neal is in the O&A studio i ALWAYS listen and ALWAYS laugh

[UKNOWWHO07]

You think Patrice is funnier than Bill Burr WTF? Big shock your name is dimebag

[DimebagVision]

Patrice is WAYYY funnier than Bill Durrrr. Only sheep think he's funny. O&A say "Bill Burr is hilarious" and their shitty fans go "YES HE IS!!!" Patrice makes me laugh ALLL the time. Bill Burr is lame. I think that people say Bill Burr is funny is because he's white and Patrice is black

[thanksfortheyear]

two of my favorite comedians or feuding.. wtf..

but bill ftw

[eaglesfan48]

Bill Burr FTW

[velveteye74]

Patrice sounds like a prick right here.

[velveteye74]

mancow.. think of all the jokes you could do with that name.

[velveteye74]

Is he saying man cow?

[markymarkbb]

this is crazy I never heard this before

[PandaRay91]

I like Bill Burr more than Patrice;

But Patrice is hillarious too,

That sucks that they're feuding.

[ludachris0119]

Please tell me you're kidding. You do see the date of this clip, right?

[PandaRay91]

Are they still friends? I don't know where to read about a comedians friendship circle.

And you don't have to be such a cocksucker with the "Please tell me you're kidding" comment.

[DoriegaIzShowtime]

Dun worry on part 4 they become best friends again and gang up on Mancow. lol

[jonathanpqsi]

patrice bombing?! wha?