Demetri Martin - If I 5 of 6

[jaqo970]

Whys everyone so pissy about the crowd? I'm English and I fucking love this. But my reaction is the exact same... we just don't over do everything...

[SgtCroydon]

Is the crowd German?

[JumbledFilms]

I think I'm going to try Demetri's point system.

[NROUASHSO]

Did his shirt change half way through

[ThePeterrabbit35]

i like his hair.

[guitarhero2211]

is it snowing on demetri for anyone else?

[W1ck3d247]

This is one of his more boring skits.

[faq334]

@W1ck3d247 That's probably because you're 12 looking for straight punchlines the whole time.

[fLcGambit]

is this like a new form of comedy? i like it quite genius

[MentalSin2010]

Through watching this I have found there are alot of similarities between Demetri and I. Just what he does on paper I do in my mind, not as intense though

[Sully0020]

Pause at 1:43 the career category is interesting

[randomawsomness100]

Hahaha -3 his shirt

[klepto126]

7:35 me tried.

[Trashjack101]

I really hate the crowd.

[mwelliott123]

@Trashjack101 why?

[Kanubai]

HE DID THAT IN WORD!

[DASPLEEF]

@Kanubai that's very difficult

[Kanubai]

@DASPLEEF

I KNOW

[Kanubai]

@DASPLEEF

I KNOW!

[poiisawesome]

me tried is an anagram of demitri

[shararari]

@poiisawesome demetri*

[TheMoviemadness]

me tired also spells demetri

[DomR1997]

WTF his shirt changed?!?

[smilininthe3rd]

3:32 = Story of my life.

[kiddingme01]

4:20 Milli Vanilli in background? haha

[tangycheezexists]

'I did this in word, this is very difficult!' Oh, Demitri :)

[squidwombat]

Yes, this sketch has made me laugh a few times, but mostly it's made me sad about the frustration and gratuitous perseverance in becoming an adult...

[hardyrulez96]

sometimes when you see these you wonder if the crowd knew who they were seeing that night

[MrJakob125]

Tough crowd

[muddygirl010]

im guessing he is trying to tell the audience he is tired when he changed his shirt

[Orangemongoose1]

Awesome shirt, that caught me off guard

[WeAteTheChildren]

At 7:13 That's the skull and crossbones when he was alive!

[chadycakes]

Demetri...Me tried...Palendrome....hes tried things I would never try...

O.O... mind blown

[NOXCloud]

@chadycakes An anagram is not the same as a palindrome.

[jtlebout]

me tired = demetri

[CelestialMortal]

I thought that the part where he said that Jen and him got divorced was more sad than funny....

[tartars98]

for his charts it easy to see he dosen't understand himself at all

[ValleNation]

when we changed his shirt that he grabed rearranged his own name....that is awesome

[spongebobjazzpants]

do you notice "me tried" has the same letters as "demetri"

[SkyMaro]

When I heard him say "eat a banana", I decided that I wanted a banana, so I went to the kitchen to see if there were any bananas left. There weren't. But I did notice that I had left the syrup out from breakfast this morning... Now I'm making waffles. Demetri Martin is the reason I am fat.

[gashanka]

hhe didnt change his shirt, just the letters on it

[yubisakireno]

8.11 he changed his shirt? it said 'demetri' earlier now it says 'me tired'

[Schutzstafell]

@yubisakireno I was thinkin that.

[tony77586]

@yubisakireno thats an anigram for demetri.

[MrJ0hnBuzz]

@yubisakireno Sir did you watch the other parts? He re-arranged "Demetri" Into "Me Tried" :)

[ShaneDawsonFan691]

Did anyone notice in 7:47 his shirt changed?

[TheMinor2major]

@ShaneDawsonFan691 He subtly mixed up the letters in his name

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

That was the first time i've heard Demetri say fuck. haha

[PlusVans]

his shirt says "demetri" before video and "me tried" after

[bananarama471]

How do all these videos have different number of views. If you watch one, you have to watch them all.

[AccordingToWillow]

6:31 It's the living skull and crossbones guy!

[TimThinksSo]

demetri = me tried

mind = blown

[TheLexusNight]

I just realised that he changes his shirt. :)

[Will1Anderson]

@TheLexusNight he changes them into palindrome of his name

[deadpassive]

@Will1Anderson You mean an anagram ;-)

[cnntw]

during the 35 pt week when he is on the train...skull and crossbones is sitting next to him

[PAO13071]

862 comments only o___O

[thebeastlybaker]

demetri looks like spenny

[Chetonomist]

His T-shirt changes to revel two words, " Me Tried" . An anagram of his name Demetri. Cleverly the T-shirt changes when the focus of the subject changes too.

[JayJayBatacan]

3:33 Look at the analysis "I hate Thinking"

[DeathAngel135]

@keaneterpol anyone who thinks differently and tries to do more is an automatic genius if youve ever thought back to every person youve ever called a genius, here is only trying to challenge himself, bored with the required knowledge of the world so he tries to portray it in a more entertaining manner

[900289800]

did anyone else notice the shirt change???

[SteelerEagleFan]

@900289800

yes everyone noticed. it was extremely obvious.

[azndonutpwnager]

I JUST GOT A MAJOR DEJA VU MOMENT. I SAW THIS MOMENT IN A DREAM

[ChocoboKirby]

I like how Demitri becomes Me Tried as the show progressed :D

[slobberinsammy]

new shirt at 7:28 ?

[dephcon9]

anyone else notice his t shirt changing haha xD

[paulisnatis]

@dephcon9

le funnies ~

[StrongGaia]

When did he change his shirt to "me tried"?

[Cass25916]

@StrongGaia it's an anagram for his name, demetri. rearrange the letters of demetri. you get "me tried." it'll be funny if you saw the first few parts of the show. :)

[StrongGaia]

@Cass25916 Yeah I know that, I watched all six parts too, but it was only about halfway through this part I realised his shirt didn't say "demetri" anymore.

[Cass25916]

@StrongGaia 

[rock2dream]

Does anyone notice the letter on his shirt change?

[beeuhlazz]

he changed his shirt to me tried!!

[snowblind021]

i love this!



[Biopharmer]

He should give TED talks.

[mitchqqqqqq]

@Biopharmer lol YEAH!!

[dsanchez23fight]

me tired= demetri

[AhcriSlate]

It's all very clever but not funny

[Ingretto]

sorry but he cannot draw for shit

[poptartsman3]

anyone notice his shirt changed?

[MrBrent123t]

@poptartsman3 oh yeah... and its an anagram of his name.

[Zkoolness]

@poptartsman3 yeah, it's an anagram

[yummy135]

@poptartsman3 it's demetri rearraged

[Goldenwolf546]

@poptartsman3 His shirt is a palindrome too "me tried - demetri"

[TheSameTeam]

@Goldenwolf546 no he just re placed the letters in Demetri = me tried

[Goldenwolf546]

@TheSameTeam *re-reads shirt then facepalms* Your right god im stupid!!!!!

[TheSameTeam]

@Goldenwolf546 ur not stupid :P, u just read the shirt to fast :D

[Goldenwolf546]

@TheSameTeam yea ur right thanks for pointing that out!

[Sparrowhawk360]

@poptartsman3 or that its an anagram of his name?

[Getlowend1812]

@Sparrowhawk360 It is. But its still a shirt change. :)

[SamLynn93]

@poptartsman3 he didn't change his shirt...he rearranged the letters! demetri = me tried! they're stickers!

[GuitarGuy057]

@SamLynn93 Somebody else actually got it... good.

[mushookie0heimer]

he looks exactly like Domotro Morton

[brofan2]

he rearranged the letters on his shirt from "demetri" to "me tried"

[orio2319]

before the slide show: DEMERTI

after the slide show: ME TRIED

(on shirt)

[TrevorBenoun]

RAGTIMED

[banthepope]

retimed



[OGUIEEZY]

He makes me feel retarded.

[zeppelin926]

LED ZEPPELIN

[triphmm]

loved the pictures



[ImagineMe2011]

omg! This entire time i was like " i wonder if he knows his name can spell 'ME TRIED" and now he has it on! rofl!

[Iluvu098]

lol, he even drew his fucking molee!!

[westexchi]

hahahaha!

[alex45617]

5:15!!!! NO one laughs??? The title of that book is HILARIOUS in that context.

[oscarkev190]

@alex45617 Sorry I don't get it. Explain?

[alex45617]

@oscarkev190 The book is about "Being Present" while the character is doing the complete opposite by focusing exclusively on the book.

[sxephlI]

@alex45617 people like you...

[alex45617]

@sxephlI Sorry, I don't get it?

[sxephlI]

@alex45617 lol sorry i totally just the whole thing! my bad! XD

[pokerrace]

@alex45617 people are slow and laughter is infectious, often it takes someone else to laugh for people to even notice a joke has just taken place... thus the use of canned laughter in weak-ass American sitcoms i guess? :<

Moreover on the (slightly) less negative side... laughing out loud in a quiet room can be an act of ackwardness. Chances are there were many people grinning when that picture came up.

[zackdoesblogs]

@alex45617 also, no one laughed when he wrote a checkmark for returning all calls while on the toilet. COME ON

[melikeyous09]

i cant believe this guy 37

[hamp1995]

this guy should write a book.

[michellepg13]

I want the 'Me tried.' Shirt. Lol.

[MrMrUm]

lol im the viewer 999,499

[Mysteriousone11]

Being knowledge is not the same as being smart, in fact, the are unalike in everyway, as you are either born stupid or your born brilliant, being knowledgeable is not, the same as being wise, in fact, being knowledgeable is as far from being intelligent, as Earth is from Pluto, in which case you are all the former, I am the latter. I am no less of a moron myself.



[flyersfan10]

@Mysteriousone11 my advice: better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. thank you for speaking, sir or m'am.

[kinkajuu1]

@Mysteriousone11 people arent born smart its how they are raised, and wisdom is the usage of knowledge, meaning you can act smart and not know very much or act stupid and know much more

[Mysteriousone11]

Being knowledgeable, is not the same as being smart; in fact their very unalike in every way. Having an education is; will never make you brilliant, It just means that you have the requirement(s) to make a living. As I said before your either born stupid, or your Intelligent; you all fall under the former and I am the latter. Since I am human, after all, I am no less of an idiot.

[Jack458111]

Where can you get a copy of his personal test?

[spazthebeatnik]

@Jack458111 He would totally rule. It'd be like the iPhone app of personal development. I'd play it. :]

[ginaamo6]

4 points? What the hell was I doing? Help an old lady, eat a banana for Christ's sake... I got one point for filling out the chart

[lolBuNNiiEzZ]

8:00  8 AM in the morning

[goldfishlaser]

DAE think it was odd that the audience didn't laugh when the title of the book he was reading was "Being Present"? o.O

[thegreattesm]

@goldfishlaser I did find that pretty funny when he knocked over the old lady and buried his face in that book.

[TwoTekah]

lol.....i did that point system thing before.....still do actually :P +1

[natsasupastar]

Demetri is an example of a intelligent stoner. hell yea

[GeimtimeProductions]

I noticed that he changed his shirt from "demetri" to "me tried" which unscrambled changes back into his name "demetri". I think that this implies that he (demetri) tried figuring out what to do/what does his life mean, and he couldn't figure it out. (me tried)

[silvertenorman]

his shirt changed!

[chiigirl93]

when did his shirt change haha

[MJslilladybeLIEves]

Demetri iz a freaking genius !!! :O

lol never thought I'd say that about a comedian....

[PLD72ks]

"Jen and I got married" Smile fades, laughter stops "...Jen and I got Devorced" Sly smile comes across face! lol! Love him!!!

[PrefectYuukiCross]

Me tried.

anyone else realize from part four how he arranged the letters. Me tried

De m etri

[wookie808]

my name is kriz, how do you make an anagram from that? :(

[Mance200]

@wookie808There's a site you can get to by googling "Anagrams of names", I forgot the domain name, but it does exist.

[Keani15]

he's 37 years old?!?!?

[dux14]

Demetri Martin is one of my favorite people ever.

[EvrasGirl101]

3:32 lmao

[haimom1]

omg demetri is a freaking genius. hes intelligent AND funny!! i love him! :)

[cocacola410]

This guy... is just absolutely brilliant.

Stupid Jen.

[vivasuperspaz]

Benjamin Fraklin tried to do the same thing to improve his moral. He came up with 13 virtues that he would try to abide by and whenever he didn't, he'd make a mark.That was supposed to be an attempt to perfect himself. I wonder if this guy knows that... I bet he does.

[doddlecuddle]

This may just be one of the top inspirational/stand ups I ever seen

God this audience is terrible! No appreciation for his talents... Oh wait they snigger occasionally

[pyrobunny9]

Half of the time when I'm watching this stand-up I'm not even laughing, I'm just thinking about everything that he says.

[itachifan1243]

Hey...Demitri.... My name's Gina...and my hair is huge! Just think of what could've been!

[testerz123456]

what a freak

[Conaan70]

he mentioned zeppelin! holy shit. i love this guy.

[kie306]

Homeless man: do you have any spare change

Demetri: Nope

lol

[MaxaMillionGirl]

He sounds like a stoner that really ran on with his ideas lol

[TheCasablanca707]

in the excerpt from 35-point day, there is the most ahmazing unicorn tattoo on his upper arm:)

[herby190]

I thought the "returned all phone calls" part for when he was on the toilet was genius.

[tijira1]

lol footnote jen and i got married, footnote 2 jen and i got divorced XD

[xlilxmissxinsomniacx]

I think from all the comments asking if anyone else noticed he changed his shirt the answer is yes,,,

[herby190]

Does anyone notice that he changes his shirt from "Demetri" to "me tried" while the video is playing? I thought it was genius....

[Gir12349]

@herby190 And that "me tried" is spelled with the same letters as "demetri".

[paulyp17]

Imagine what the inside of his closet must look like...

[jackattack74]

@paulyp17 this made me chuckle

[rinuextreme]

Note 1: Me and Jane got married.

Note 2: Me and Jane got divorced.

[jackattack74]

@rinuextreme why does this blow my mind?? this then caused me to look up his birthday... 1973?! how is he that old... brain explosion

[YayMelons]

It seems he grew up very strange but very smart, then he went from strange/smart to EPIC AWESOME/GENIUS, That goes to show, ...wait ..it doesn't show anything, but being awesome as he is:)

[chocomoco33]

hes a genius! hahahha

[hottse]

Did anyone else notice after the 35 point week slideshow he changed his shirt to me tired?

[ameliafmerchant]

@hottse Hehe I did :D!

[TheifOfEddis]

@hottse yes I did. did you also notice that me dtried is demetri rearranged?

[monkey2orbry]

i fucking lvoe this dude. hes like 100% amazing.

[CarrieOnLuggage]

Haha in the drawings on the bus was the "skull and crossbones guy when he was alive"

[bigfatllama]

omfg i laughed the whole time through those drawings

[MeetTheRobinsons1123]

L0L, he was divorced!? =0

I would have never guessed he was married in the first place.

[DX4LIFFE]

anyone else notice starting at 7:37 he changed the letters on his shirt?

[theman9888]

@DX4LIFFE Palindrome

[Kent6494]

"i did this in word, this is very difficult"

[azngoth003]

his shirt changed!

[chickenmonkeystudios]

@azngoth003 actually i think the letters on his shirts are movable , which would explain why it crooked , and me tried is an acronym for demetri

[chickenmonkeystudios]

@chickenmonkeystudios woops i meant anagram

[wafflesoffire13]

wow, i get the type of humor he has, and i laugh but i'm not like laughing to the extent of not being able to breath, anyone know any comedian who's funny like that (ex. Gabriel Iglesias or Jo Koy)

[TheDarksterZane]

I havn't seen something as fascinating and engaging as this since dave gormans google whacking adventure. Happened around the same year or so to.

[shomg2]

Demetris humor is the sorta stuff u laugh at in real life