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  • 1:50 Fail Boat, taking a cruise in the woods

  • at least this suit doesnt constantly yell "TIME TO KICK SOME ASS!!!"

  • Maxiumum strength + jump = Moon Jump

  • what level is this?

  • @lol5043 it's the first level

  • It's amazing how far technology has come. Now an off the shelf, piece of shit PC can run Crysis 1 and 2.

  • It would be better if the site was on the Spratlys.

  • is crysis warhead after crysis?

  • @TheMusicftw1 yeah

  • @TheMusicftw1 set during the same time. but its from Psycho's (the bald British guys) point of view.

  • @TheMusicftw1 a bit ....you play as physico but not the crysis 1 campaing....

  • lol why didn't they just pull a Predator move when they figured out the alien was there?

    "Something's here!"

    "Ok." All CLOAK at once. "That it?"

  • "Yeah boss! i saw him up close. he was mutilated. THIS IS REDICKALIOUS!"

  • lol gangsters wereing high class robo suits

  • Wohoo, my computer is 4 yers old and this shitty com can still handle Crysis 2, 100% :O

  • @TheFinElite Because Crysis two is a new engine using what the Crysis 1 engine calls Medium for the new ones Very High.

  • looks like someone have a little trouble parking their boat XD

  • I in start of video thought that video looks like shit, but it was just sand begause explosion. :P

  • war of the worlds

  • how much you pay for you computer?

  • кретин

  • 'Maxxximum lagg'

  • my pc is 3 years old and still plays this on max with no lagg

  • Crysis looks like reality even on medium graphics. My PC can run it on high but not ultra. Crysis to should run Ultra though due to console simplification!

  • like tripod of war of the worlds xD

  • I only can play on High -.- :D

  • Lol i hated the demo. The final release was epic, but the demo level is kinda boring. Would've been better if tehy did village map, the one where u destroy the 3 AAA

  • I love the graphic in this game O.O!

  • so what do you do after you complete the game?

  • @Monopoly907 idk probably get devmode and screw around :P

  • WE HAVE TO GO! WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!!!

  • amazing graphics :)

  • gud:)

  • well... theyre gonna rip jester i guess r.i.p

  • The nanosuit when it talks sounds like Optimus Prime :D

  • @williamday247 HAHAHAHAHA yeah so true

  • LOL you should be glad your graphics card can play crysis on high mine gets supa laggy if I put just 1 thing on high.

  • looks abit choppy

  • dude i max out crysis on my 9800gt on 1440 x 900 on very high dx 10 with an average of 35 fps 0_o

  • neeeeeeeeerd

  • ur just saying that cause u dont know wtf im talking about and ur pc is prob shit -_-

  • @domdude5000 So knowing your machine makes you a nerd? well, then I'd rather be a nerd then ignorant... oh, and im running it on my laptop, constant 30 fps, 9300m gs, on low. guess im a nerd for being able to look at the sticker on my laptop, right?

  • ur yeh

  • ur yeh? Wtf does that even mean?

  • omg fuck off

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  • @Aegoram lol yeah nice man

  • @domdude5000 Cause your a badman

  • @WolfsGimpyWrath shut up ill kick fuck out of ya pussy

  • @domdude5000 Okay really thats good for you if it makes you feel better to think I have a vagina thats good. But to be honest mate you need to smoke some pot/herb then you may realise that knowing stuff isn't nerdy. Besides in this day and age if you don't know your shit about computers you won't be able to get a job. So all these so called "nerds" are gonna be phat payed have nice cars, clothes, houses, etc. Whilst people who think it ain't "cool" to know things are gonna be fucking bums.

  • @WolfsGimpyWrath Also mate you know how childish you sound when you call people who know things about computers nerds? That shit is fucking school level shit.

  • @domdude5000 I also see you have a NASA video in your favourites, we're nerds?????? HAHAHA your a joke mate piss off and go back to riding your bike.

  • @WolfsGimpyWrath my brother book marked that mate nice one and im gettin all a's and a*'s in my GCSE's so fuck off im smarter than u think and i got my GCSE for ICT a year early so yeh im smart and im cooler thn you mate and bet you anythin your a virgin aint ya pal ;)

  • @domdude5000 Your just a joke, we're nerds for knowing our pc hardware yet your getting A-A*s (apparently) to be honest your just a hypocrite or a liar, probably both. Also I love it how your obviously still in school yet your telling me I never got laid, mate you make me laugh I've probably had better and much more sex than you will ever get, especially with your attitude.

    Trust me GCSE's don't mean shit anyway these days I got straight C's in everything and a Distinction in Music (go figure)

  • @WolfsGimpyWrath I think you should shut your shit flicker before someone does it for you.

  • @domdude5000

    listen. the chances of you lieing are very high. im at university, 1st year. and believe me when I say GCSEs were the easiest exams I have ever taken. A-levels are the real deal and if you eventually make it to university you will find that any pevious results you get mean nothing.

  • @Buddybluelakers his pc cant even play space invaders xD

  • i finished crysis yester day the last lvls awsome i meen come on a nuke gun and a alien mothership oh its awsome!

  • Gameplay is good, it's only flaw was back in 2007 even the best pc's couldnt run it well on highest. Now they can

  • Dont really care how it looks, Gamplay over graphics

  • Alien vs. Predator vs. Nomad. }:-D

    You sort of ARE the Predator in this game. You can move fast, cloak yourself, and grab guys by the throat, choke them, and thow them violently. All you need is an arm-mounted blade or claw to complete the effect. Maybe a spear. Or a net gun that dices your enemies. The shoulder-mounted plasma cannon is optional.

  • Seriously? Soldiers questioning their orders?

    As a soldier, never EVER question your orders. ... I take it the US isn't training soldiers like they used to.

  • i think with fraps

  • with what u filmed?

  • nvm Crappy Quality

  • i don't see why your maxing out the game and sacrificing fps man... Crysis looks beautiful even on medium

  • fraps also fucks up a lil the framerate

  • I don't see why people don't like the aliens, the fights with them are intense.

  • thats what makes the aliens good, then intensity of the fights

  • I know, but people say opposite.

  • i kind of agree with you, i think overall the game was pretty poor but it did have some fun moments, the fun moments for me was fighting the aliens in the snowy area when you get to the outpost with the alien gun and the last part on the carrier, and the bit when your flying the dropship was quite fun too, i thaught the rest of the game was pretty shit though esspecialy the tank bit. not a game i will re install

  • Well, I think the opposite of the game. The graphics are insane, and the gameplay is incredible, and the AI are sometimes very intelligent. Plus, the plotline.

  • i just noticed something i think the giant squid on crysis is a giant alien

  • when i just did that in the demo, my screen got black .. lawl Failboat. all aboard!

  • Can u guys tell me the name of the version?

  • The aliens in Crysis are like the trigens from FarCry 1: when they show up, the game goes downhill.

  • yeah, i would agree with you for farcry 1, but i kinda liked crysis more when the aliens show up

  • what are the trigens?

  • some ugly creatures search it on youtube

  • Disagree, the alien ship interiors were pure eye-candy and fighting them was fun. I loved the Alien design in crysis. Probably the best I've seen in a video game. They could have done more with them though.

  • Lol that was the demo right ? cuz i couldnt play anymore after that, but i got the real cryis ^^ whatever, good video

  • the FAIL boat has arrived

  • doest look that impresive.

  • "looks like someone had allitle trouble parkin there boat"

    lol

  • Lol "Since when do the North Koreans have a mutha fuckin freeze ray?" "DAMN STRAIGHT"

  • I lmao'd when I heard that line in the game. :D

  • lol same eh

  • Poor Jester and Aztec.. I suppose the aliens probe them first before mutilating them.. ^^(

  • Game looks sweet. Too bad you need to spend so much upgrading your computer to play it with a decent frame rate -.-

  • You dont if you shop around and build your computer, rather than buying prebuilt. For ~$400 I built my computer which can handle it on very high, ever so slightly slower than the guy who posted this video can

  • OR just get a ps3-360 no lagging no nohting

  • Yeah, too bad the games can't compare...

  • well PC games look good but is to expensive a good computer 1,000 bucks no thank ill keep my consoles

  • how do u play it on the 360?

  • they never put it out for the 360...

  • where is the rest of it

  • love that

  • i play on high and I have an NVIDIA 9600 GTX card, how do you put things on very high cause it wont even let me choose the option. I just want the particles and water on very high, I think it would work ok

  • You must have Direct X10 and so you must have Windows Vista .

  • thats mean, I got a hack to make it very high now and its works fine

  • nah there are tweaks I have XP and dx10

  • medium/high is enough if you think about how cheap my computer was, bearly over 500$ xP

  • i got one nvidea 7600 gs,i play to crysisbut averiting on low,but there is no lagging ;P

  • my Crysis is lagging really much! what is gonna do!?

  • Put the settings to low. If that doesn't work then your computer (like most computers) probably can't handle it.

  • Mine can handle it =D

    Sadly most cant =X

  • @GotGTA my one handle crysis 2

  • @juhotuho2 get a 8800gtx

  • hoyl fuck!!!

  • what kind of computer do you have

  • dell xps 720

  • @GotGTA is it modified in any way?

  • that was one of the greatest 'holy shit!!!!!!!!' moments in video game history

  • Just curious, but what did you use to record that? I've been looking for a decent screen capture device and have been unlucky. Please reply =)

  • I use fraps. It's ok, but it decreases your frame rate by about 10fps. So you get lots of people saying you lag and that your pc is rubbish, when in fact neither is true.

  • @GotGTA if fraps is ok (im gonna guess average) what would you say is a good screen capturer?

  • Actually this isn't the first sighting of the aliens. The first sighting is when you first jump out of the helicopter. If you turn on night vision and look at the mountain you can clearly see the alien come out, fly around, and hit you, causing you to lose your parachute. =)

  • You're correct, I didn't realise until after making this video.

  • the veggitation on this game is awesome

  • i got nvidea 9500(graphics card).just go it today:)YAY!

  • Dude, 9500 are pieces of crap. You wont be able to run this game at 800x600 on all low. go with ATI 4670 or 4830 if on a budget or even a 9600 GT. All of them are way better

  • i agree with kingkillaBloodspilla if his can run it then i dont see why mine cant

  • 9500 GT are entry GPUs, they can run both Crysis at decent Speed on gamer settings.

    Now the 9500GT is a good card if uare building a PC, and u are on a budget since u can change it later for a high end gpu

  • These graphics are the best you will ever find! (for now, which will be a LONG time!)

  • lol my game looks WAAYYYYY better

  • If i have a 8600gts do you think ill even be able to play this game on medium spec?

  • hmmm :/ i have an n280gtx and it runs between 20-60 fps on very high... i think you can play it on high.... only shader and shadows on medium.

  • k thanks for reply :)

  • you must have some computer to run crysis on very high graphics my computer would probably blow up!

  • cod 4 is shit anyway

  • aggre crysis ftw

  • That Australian is funny

  • what is this for

  • I love the cutscenes in thsi game. It has great dialogue.

  • fuck this aliens destroy the whole game-.-

  • yup agree.. it would be much fun if there wouldnt be any aliens

  • Farcry 2 makes this game look like 2d Mario. hehehehe.....

  • very funny dumbass. far cry is a biggest shit

  • hey can a nVidia geforce 9800 gt play crysis on high.

    i got a amd phenom quad core 2.5ghz processer.

  • are you trying to show off? yeah it can!

  • lol sorry i wasnt. thanx for the help.

  • i got a 9600 and it can run on high.i dont see why urs cant. =)

  • he probably has all on VERY high and direct x 10

  • i can run crysis (the 1st one) on very high but not warhead

  • dont u mean that the othr way around? because they made warhead less system requiring

  • nope.war head i can only run on high.if i put it on very high i get lag.and do u know why war head loads the trees so much?

  • nope. idk. but warhead should be less graphic requiring. who knows.  crytek said it would be but they're german....

  • haha

  • yea.but idk y but crysis number one lags inevery grapcih thing.dose tat happen to u?

  • Then if it sucks why bother watch this vid, let alone put a hate comment.

  • You don't answer sombodies question with another question man. And don't try to use some ones words because you can't think of anything to say.

  • Retard, wow good combat. (Yet I don't remember me even callin YOU out your name, very mature for a 24 adult) Plus here the thing. People don't wanna here a Adult complain like a little girl about what they don't like it. It you don't like it simply turn Your head and ignore it. I really don't see what is so hard about that.

  • TEXT COMBAT in high definition V2

  • I dis-agree, Jrv2005 is entitled to his/her opinion. If anyone here was complaining about something it was you complaining about his/her comment.

    If you dont like what people say simply give them either the thumbs up or down to the left of Their comment insted of causing a pathetic little arguement.

  • I 'dis-agree' with you... Jvr2005 was commenting on a video he didnt even like, saying its a shitty game, so why would he watch it in the first place? because hes doing whats called 'trolling' and its all over the internet like a fucking virus... Sure he may be entitled to an opinion, but tazmania is entitled to disagree with it... Dont call his argument pathetic, look at yours first...

  • 9800 gtx overclocked and fan at full...

  • poor jester

  • jester was awesome. too bad he died

  • HOLY SHIT! i heard it screaming then the guy turned around so i thought it was coming from that direction but NOOOOOOO! it cam from the frikin boat. that scared me. mostly cause the volume of my speakers was on max

  • They got a motherfuckin' freeze ray!

  • The guy who throws the topographical map sounds like Sniper from TF2:P

  • Dope! looked very war of the worlds-ish. cant wait to get my XPS laptop so I can play this.

  • just get a grafixs card

  • nice 30 fps ur getting too....lawl

  • Yo man, what CPU/how much ram you have?

    You're running vista, right?

  • I love Jester - stereotypical black guy who get's murdered early on. You don't want him to die but you know he will because it's a classic horror/sci fi rule. Then we have phycho who is Lock Stock... and Snatch rolled into one. This guy is obviously violent - but why doesn't he ever kill anyone when he's 'covering' Nomad?

  • Lol, I agrees. Poor black guys...I think even they know there gonna die....

  • yea every movie us black ppl die except if we're the main char. even then we stil sumtimes die

  • the black robot in transformers even died

  • lol true