he had a car and drove that car he loved that car he only walked cal johnson... cal johnson, he killed a man with his bare hands he stabbed him ten times with a knife cal johnson... cal johnson.
does anyone kno if there is a place i can download this?? Not vid. but in like a mp3 format? I want to make it a ringtone for my phone...yet cannot find a download. -thx!
Cal Johnson never slept with a guy, yet when he was 15 he gave it a try, cal johnson, cal johnson..He doesnt have STD's, yet he's dyin of HIV, cal johnson, cal johnson..
This was from a show in which they performed before a live audience and showed various sketches to them. Also considering this just aired two days ago I highly doubt there's a version outside the live show just yet
thank you for posting this. wheni saw this yesteday i said i had t find it on youtube and thank u sooo much cuz i couldn't find it newere else. this was too random
this song makes sense :)
vm82t 6 months ago
family guy is epic.
kakashisgirlrox 8 months ago 2
he had a car and drove that car he loved that car he only walked cal johnson... cal johnson, he killed a man with his bare hands he stabbed him ten times with a knife cal johnson... cal johnson.
tready93 8 months ago
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Hey! I can make sense of your song!
1. Quote - "There was a man who shot the man, who was the man who shot the man"
Response - He shot himself
2. Quote - "He wore a hat, his favourite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats"
Response - He made one exception
3. Quote - "He was a dad to 0 kids, but yet he fathered five"
Response - He was a deadbeat dad, who had kids he didn't know about
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4. Quote - "He got shot dead a year ago, but yet he's still alive."
Response - He lost a lot of blood to the point his heart stopped, but then the doctors were able to revive him
5. Quote - "He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, but yet never had a dime"
Response - He had an offshore account
6. Quote - "A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime"
Response - He was a lawyer
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7. Quote - " In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun, but when it came to Chinese men he shot down every one."
Response - With a water pistol
8. Quote - "He had a horse named Bandit, and the horses name was Clyde."
Response - Bandit was his street/hood name
9. Quote - "Kyle Johston, was born the day he died"
Response - He was reincarnated
See, there you go! :)
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dagellna 8 months ago
Chuck? Is that you?..
Joseph3666 8 months ago
@klausobama
no there's not the laughs were part of the show. e.g. on the family guy almost live
amzpop100 8 months ago
you can not get it without laughs coz when they first did it it was live
but i agree the laughs are gay it would be good without them
kakashisgirlrox 8 months ago
LOL.
JAMIEISA10 1 year ago
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BabyBoCorbin 1 year ago
he was a dad to none but fathered 5. funny song
MrHappy7257 1 year ago
Seth = legend
thejellyandham 1 year ago
@thejellyandham BETA TESTING
NuttyKikz 8 months ago
he wore a hat, his favourate hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats
DoggyDoo6941 1 year ago 2
He wore a hat, his favourite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats Cal Johnson. Cal Johnson.
Classic.
Scimbolic 1 year ago 4
I have been looking for this song for ages!!! :D
TheSoulVids 1 year ago 2
he had a horse named banit, and the horses name was clide. thats my favourite bit :L
sirbumfluf 1 year ago 2
@sirbumfluf lawl same
lexiaXluva13 9 months ago
now im robot
ho he ho he he ho ho
now im a truck
you cant belive your eyes
mjcfc1 1 year ago 2
This is such a funny song, a law man to the very end, he lead a life of crime, thats the funniest line in thats song i fink.
MegaDirtydave 1 year ago
there was a man who shot the man he was the man who that man.
SirKil0t 1 year ago
cal johnson he died the day he was born.
SirKil0t 1 year ago
i love this song
Mechacombo5 1 year ago
i think this song is great
raith9991 1 year ago
omg i loved the bit, were the guy sed transformers
"i'm a robot, hee hee hoo hee hoo now i'm a truck, hee hee hoo hee hoo, now i'm a robot, you cannot beleive what your seeing!
RamboCoduty 1 year ago
That was Seth who was doing that Transformers bit. Yeah I agree, that voice he did for it had me in stitches.
Darkstar263 1 year ago
just watched the repeat of this on Sky , loved it :) 5/5-Thumbs up
TheEnzime 1 year ago
this makes no sense
mbl103193 1 year ago
this is crazy funny
Sk8tagurl55 1 year ago
lustisch das vid irgendwie und an alle lustischen männer geht mal auf FrauenMeister . com frauen experte im nerd format lol
korpakola 2 years ago
whats with megs shirt?
ValerienII 2 years ago 35
@ValerienII
They forgot to colour the main bit in, maybe not enough time?
IamhumanSasquatch 1 year ago
@ValerienII somone tried to blind her with bleach and missed.
123456789robbie 3 months ago
.....what? XD
MegaAdam1000 2 years ago
cant help but to laugh, especialy the last verse
lelandvampire 2 years ago
does anyone kno if there is a place i can download this?? Not vid. but in like a mp3 format? I want to make it a ringtone for my phone...yet cannot find a download. -thx!
HitomiRulz 2 years ago
u still want the download?
burgerking220 2 years ago
YUS! lol, cant find it anywhere!
HitomiRulz 2 years ago
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you want the mp3 right?
burgerking220 2 years ago
yu~s =)
HitomiRulz 2 years ago
Get A Youtube Downloader , Download The Vid, Then Extract The Audio To MP3 Format
IAmVaughan 2 years ago
aw! you beat to posting it! its son funyy
pumanuma 2 years ago
Cal Johnson never slept with a guy, yet when he was 15 he gave it a try, cal johnson, cal johnson..He doesnt have STD's, yet he's dyin of HIV, cal johnson, cal johnson..
gimmeurchipz 2 years ago 41
omg ur fuckin hilarious.
burgerking220 2 years ago
@gimmeurchipz still laughing....
RoXy26AnAconda 2 years ago
GOOD ONE!
Queeze101 2 years ago
someone plzzzzzzz put up lyrics! :D
wertq1111 2 years ago
the first time i heard this i was lmao
BLVColetrain 2 years ago
this song is halarious!
DoubleJVideos 2 years ago
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i love this song
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TheCherryBandits 2 years ago
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
Desimodontidae 2 years ago
he wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats :D
klausobama 2 years ago 2
really like that song exept that crapy laughs in the background? has anybody a version without that laughs?
klausobama 2 years ago
@klausobama they made this song for the show ONLY so basicaly : no...except you're good sound editor...
MHSmoke 2 years ago 2
This was from a show in which they performed before a live audience and showed various sketches to them. Also considering this just aired two days ago I highly doubt there's a version outside the live show just yet
ashtan90 2 years ago
@klausobama I wonder the same, would want some sort of studio version D: It's an awesome song.
Toerme 4 months ago
fffing hilarious rock on seth
Snoogy225 2 years ago
CAL JOHNSON
was born the day HE DIED
G0lfimbul 2 years ago
cal johnson is chuck norris's fake name.
captainscowllyface 2 years ago 15
Yep, that was my first thought when hearing this song.
MHSmoke 2 years ago
@captainscowllyface hes the only man who could get shot dead, and still be alive.
123456789robbie 6 months ago
@123456789robbie Chuck Norris could
zdw1998 1 week ago
this iz the most hilarious song evur!
gimmethablunt 2 years ago
This is the first thing in a while that made me laugh so hard I could not breath.
JustPhilNY 2 years ago
lol theres something wrong with meg's t-shirt....... he shot down every chinese man and he was born the day he died.
midorokuuchiha 2 years ago
If you want I'll upload the "Cleveland" cursewords.
MHSmoke 2 years ago
@MHSmoke mhmm
Mr420Dubstep 1 year ago
he got shot dead a year ago and yet hes still alive... lmao too funny
JulioV55 2 years ago
This is so awesome.
"He wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats, Cal Johnson, Cal Johnsooon."
AnasaziTribal 2 years ago
Every lyric of this song had me ROFL when i saw this on fox
RKCrystalSoul 2 years ago
This song is so great. I almost died laughing when I first heard it. Patrick Warburton playing the Cowboy was a great touch :)
jumpman9793 2 years ago
I agree I was laughing my ass off.
PlopyourQ 2 years ago
this is the funniest video i've ever seen
blazingpeasent 2 years ago
LMFAO THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG!
crazyycassee1 2 years ago
god this was hilarious. i fell to the floor when i saw this on fox
AsianPrideXXX 2 years ago
LMAO
DTMACK10 2 years ago
It wasn't seth mcfarlane riding the horse, it was Patrick Warburton
mabutt 2 years ago
Looked like him for me but ok, I'll edit that.
Thanks
MHSmoke 2 years ago
@mabutt the voice of joe swanson
oldedrick 4 months ago
There was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot the man, Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.
He wore a hat, his favourite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats, Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.
He was a dad to 0 kids and yet he fathered 5.
He got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive.
He's rich beyond his wildest dreams yet never had a dime.
A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime.
In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun
MHSmoke 2 years ago
yet when it came to chinese men he shot down everyone.
He had horse named "Bandit" and the horses name was "Clyde".
Cal Johnson, was born the day he died.
MHSmoke 2 years ago
thats not how you spell favorite
rem11l 2 years ago
it sure is, douche bag. This is his favourite song on this particular television programme.
colour.
alex3212321 2 years ago
lol, dumbass.
AnasaziTribal 2 years ago
can someone give me the lyrics to this?
AsianPrideXXX 2 years ago
@AsianPrideXXX done
MHSmoke 2 years ago
Probably one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.
Brendanrblack 2 years ago 2
No problem
I almost pissed myself yesterday.
MHSmoke 2 years ago
YESSS!!!
XC0688 2 years ago
thank you for posting this. wheni saw this yesteday i said i had t find it on youtube and thank u sooo much cuz i couldn't find it newere else. this was too random
ashbomb0052 2 years ago