"Gas Station Ghost" RECUT

[fdasherv]

If you're going to flock to a gas station like it was Lourdes, at least friggin buy something.

[NeroBaelside13]

It's very unsettling how stupid people are over an obvious bug on a camera

[captaingtamyths]

its weird how the video is 240p and it had good graphics in this video strange

[youtubinredneck]

this was actually on the news are they that retarded?

[Alfrey619]

"I heard that this was an old indian reservation." *PUNCH*

[drummersteve555]

oh my god, I live in that city. *facepalm*

[tubes69]

Thank you for doing this!!!

[Thatguyinmiddlewich]

This video always makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch it.

[Excalibur148c]

Ever seen those blue paper towells for cleaning windsheilds? same color.

[Matty5122]

I wonder if this guy even believes in God or does he criticize that too?

[mafatu32]

@Matty5122 Watch his Holly video.

[thedebo777]

He says "kids" and "children" like we are all five year olds, yet he just swore in this video, wth???!!!!!!!

[BoaVenom18]

@thedebo777 no you don't understand... it wasn't him... it was that old guy... DUH

[thedebo777]

@BoaVenom18 dude he did a voiceover over the old guy, fuckin dumbass

[BoaVenom18]

@thedebo777 Wow... you corrected a joke... Good job Einstein...

[mumupy]

@thedebo777 chill out.stop critisizing others just to start an argument.its an act he does.he says "kids" and "children" bc so many feeble minded idiots have the mind of a 5 year old even though they are in between the ages of 15-90

[shiman6d]

dont remember any blue bugs...

[systematic101]

What bugs me is with all the important shit happening in the world, a bug landing a camera lens is what makes the news. Not the genocides in some countries, or people trying to hijack the science classroom, or corrupt government, no not any of that. An F-ing bug makes the news.

[systematic101]

I laughed my ass off at 2:15. Bravo my friend, bravo.

[Etaukan]

Nicely done, CD.

It's painfully embarrassing to watch people babbling about angels and ghosts in response to a blurry bug crawling across a lens.

::sigh::

Grow up, people.

[MarkArandjus]

*PUNCH*

Thank you!!

[FangFiftyFive]

I fucking LOVE your video editing!

[redneckvideogamer]

Good one.

[penbus492]

it is true i live in cleveland ohio and parma ohio is 15 min away have been to the gas station and the family that owns the station has been on cabel and told the complete story no bug sorry you need to understand you could see no bug was there. But i love your videos

[R1cku1n0x]

@penbus492 Go get a digital video camera. Put a small bug on a piece of glass. (Try the glass from a picture frame) and put the glass about 1cm from the lense. Try and make sure you get the bug in shot. \then look at the footage. What do you get? well amazingly, when the camera is focused on a distant object, any close up object is blured. A small bug becomes a big blur that moves in a buglike way..... Whats your theory? A fucking interdimensional disembodied soul? grow the fuck up..

[penbus492]

@R1cku1n0x A bug was the first obvious explanation you can touch and see the screen its down low ther was no bug even after cleaning in or out no bug only blue (?) . Now personally Iam not sure what it is. I for one debunk everything before coming up with a for sure idea. There are 2 things the box of the knowing and then outside of that box the unknowing. You only have a box and never go out of the lines. Your issue. I do not write off something I can't explain completely that is ignorance.

[R1cku1n0x]

@penbus492 No, ignorance is not knowing basic concepts of reason and logic. Not understanding ockham's razor and the intellectual dishonesty of evoking the supernatural or anything not proven to exist. There are 3 boxes, 1) not knowing and knowing you don't know. 2) knowing and knowing you know and 3) not knowing and thinking you know. We are both in the third box but only one of us used any reason and logic & the other let their mind run wild untethered

[R1cku1n0x]

@penbus492 Also, bugs in lenses is a common problem for photographers. Lenses have to be kept in sealed bags with neftaline balls that kill insects. More importantly a bug called Lepisma saccharina which is silver and moves like the blue blob on the video. A Lepisma saccharina could have gotten into the lens of the camera. It is obviously a bug. If it wasn't in the housing, it was in the lens. I don't believe that people are so stupid.

[DatShizzIsDope]

@penbus492 LOL so gullible

[MatthewMk27]

Great job.

[Spellcasteranime112]

Dude your a douche bag.....

[MrBubbaGump69]

u are a demon

[UprisingOfTheMolemen]

@MrBubbaGump69 And, you're an idiot.

[WTFBOOMDOOM]

I laughed so hard at 2:15 xD

[DeltaDrago100]

Lol I saw this tape of the ghost on Ghost Adventures.

[scarypeople8]

im being exploited for some kind of bullshit lol

i beileve this is somekind of indian reserve

punch hahaha CD you are awesome

[shazzaRMarshMellow]

ohmygod soo funnnyy :L:L

[MCSubliminalSol]

Dude, its not a 90's after school program, just show the recut.

Other than that, gopd job

[liljohn131313]

i laughed so hard when he punched the guy

[cesarmanuel51]

i am being blatenling exploited for shallows and sensation less bullshit 

[naierer]

That moving blue cloud is ridiculously fake-looking O.o

[Sadochrist]

I see Dr. Noonien Soong got to you too.

[zackinsanity2]

That dumb bitch who thought it was an angel, you should have punched her.

[bobman192]

2:10 THE FALCON PUNCH!

[TehAustinator]

2:14 if you wanna loop it, thumbs up so people can see this! :D

[jsharp0478]

captain d here haha

[Tripo1iSamson]

DEBUNK MOAR! MOAR VIDEOS!

[chronobryan]

It was a bug angel ghost from an old Indian reservation.

[TheDiamondCurse]

2:22 HYSTERICAL!!!

[FireJon145]

ppl r fucking retarded

[JoesGuy]

2:15 Fucking lol!

[asuch874]

I believe in blood sucking bugs.

[sean2mush]

its funny when he punchs

[TheLydianPattern]

angels... people are so funny sometimes...i mean stupid...

[MrBkbandit]

Fake and gay

[Davethathug]

2:14 FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[protecter77]

new that

[kaynek00l]

and this is a good example of what crystal meth does to you

[ShitTalkTV]

WOW I thougt you only had a 5min channel

I LOVE THIS SHOW ITS SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!

[Koptfoeva]

the bug at 1:23 looks fake

[Drain2008]

@Koptfoeva Its supposed to be lol the actual news one said it was a ghost he put the bug there to make you say "Wow this lady is an idiot"

[JWSmythe]

Oh, the reporters last line was just wrong. hahaha

[LightninOV]

Ghosts are one thing...but Bugs?!?!? No way man! so not true! that...that has to be fake! XD lol

[misticpoetry]

Right in kisser!!! LOL!

[paperman972]

lmao @ 2:12

[SomeSniper]

@paperman972 I couldn't stop laughing at that part! Haha

[grendelee]

"if the journalist actually done her JOB" fucking epic and 2:09 YES, THIS PLEASE ME

[cabokevin]

hahahahahaha omg

[DwightFry78]

2:15 ROFLMAO

[InvisibleSkyDaddy]

ANGELS??? HAHAHAHAHA!

[TheHippieManJoe]

its not a bug they have tested it

[tvsinesperanto]

@TheHippieManJoe Well, with such watertight evidence as your assurance that "they" have "tested" it on your side, how can I possibly doubt you?

Video evidence of a real ghost people! You heard it here first!

[pivotmasterDM1]

uhhhh pleasent valley? isnt that where mothman is supposed to be?

[Harrisabd]

BHAHAAHHAHA when you punch him!

hahahahaaha

[roberto121395]

lol sider-man at the end EPIC

[MrYoho123]

i live in ohio i am so sorry that those people acted like dumbass somthing in the back of my hwad said i bet this is in ohio

[TheRyoko12]

wow the reporter is hot

[Ahmed176E]

It was hard, but by pausing at sometime directly at 2:16 I could see CD's fist right infront of the face, but what was funny was it looked like one of those looney toons shows where when you get punched or smashed on the head by an anvil or something, there's a big depression in the face. In other words, to say it a way most people would understand, He got a big booboo

[ilikezelda64]

Great report recut. Especially when you punched the "indian reserve" guy.

[Twerdette]

Agreed. thats what i thought.

[ripppking]

lmao this guy is hilarious LOL when he punched the guy

[azngotback]

this was like an old Indian reservation i understand that umm *punch*

[916Pepsi]

I LOVE YOU!!

[br1ngouttheg1mp]

Just how does a blue splogde become a ghost, anyhow?

[gothicpokemontrainer]

lmao dude this video is so hilarious!!!

[NFLVEVO]

Hahaha the punch caught me off guard

[marcoarturorosillo10]

you look like adam from man vs food hahaha

[presidentbrian1]

2:12 falcon punch

[simonjeste]

rofl "Final Cut" and "Avid", well done, 95% of your audience wouldn't get that joke...

[personalsinr]

hahaha, I love these

[Killerkid95]

you scared the fuck out me when you punched the dude, lol

[98684ever]

....but do you have proof a bug was on the security camera or was that set up? How do you know it was a bug? Who would have been looking at the lens during that time?

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@98684ever

- Are you actually suggesting it doesnt look like a bug?

[Goatmon]

@98684ever He doesn't. It's just a much more plausible theory, that makes sense with everything the news footage has shown us of the gas station.

[captainboots]

utterly hilarious debunk. Nice punch, by the way. :)

[cjdaweasel]

Awesome.

[pdlbean]

"I'm being blatantly exploited for shallow sensationalist bullshit." Oh that about killed me.

[CENSOREDFORSEX]

Rational explanation followed by some dumb chick saying it is angels.  Awesome.

[thepatcat]

This is clearly the ghost of a bug.

Ha! Never thought of THAT one, did you, Mr. Disillusion -- if that IS your real name.

[straps6661]

this 1 was pretty hilarious...i subscribed

[megas13proto]

CAPTAIN D YOU GOTTA HAVE A SHOW!

[MrKlyber]

haaaaaahahaha knocked the man out fuckin el',

[TheRandomkid321]

i love how you pwn that guy

[vladamir376]

hahaha that is the best one great vid man

[danageplane]

CAPTAIN DISILLUSION SAVE US ALL!

[Snuskigaste]

I would like to see a blue bug some time. When they exist in USA.

[mafatu32]

That's explained at 2:10.

[misterblast]

@Snuskigaste it is a bug retard look at the movement

[kope2kope]

If you're not trolling you're one of the most dense people in the nation

[phantomspellchecker]

@Snuskigaste The bug isn't blue. The camera records in infared, so colors are distorted. Look at the reporter's clothes. In infared, it is blue. But on a regular camera, it's red. Have you ever seen a red or brown bug before smart guy?

[paulbottomley42]

Ahaha, punching the guy was completely not expected and completely justified.

[edstearn]

hilarious you are a true superhero

[Deutscheland1470]

2:15 PWNED

[maximusdarkultima]

DISILLUSION PUNCH!

[JBlondeJ2]

I knew that was fake

[RasmusKudahl]

LOL the punch was AWESOME! you cracked me up so much.

[666wowfreak]

2:15 would've done the same :D

[pasionxrock]

acting like a complete whore!

omg hahaha i can never get over this XDDDD

[ashketchup8D]

thanks D

[LOLMikeHawk]

it was just a slow news day... and the reporter is dumber than shit.

[CommentFirst]

lmao so epic

[RhinoTech00]

Or, it could be just a blue piece of trash on the lens.

[marcellusbailey]

2:09

XD OMFG! SO FUNNY!

[simsgirlgem]

I thought it was a blue plastic bag but I guess a bug is just as logical

[cwegers1]

@simsgirlgem no... actually quite a bit more logical

[mismag9221]

he is rite

[Skull666Bones]

I'm not buying the bug explanation.

[kman909909]

you all r gay and need lies to act funy it was a bug with a glowing blue belly/glow fly so you r all gay

[mappeMaa]

2:13 pwnt

[Kaayarem]

O.M.G. it's a firefly. How it ended up looking blue, I don't know.

[TheAtheistforever]

@Kaayarem it was reflecting off a nearby wall or dumpster i think.

[CordyBear1]

Probably camera distortion or color tint.

[corey120120]

i no this is fake but i never seen a glowing blue bug

[MacTechHowTo]

"Angels, it was angels."

LLOLLOLOL

[bigboy45454545]

Hey Retards!........Nothing supernatural is real...................Includi­ng your "magic Jesus"

Can't wait until he flies out of the sky, I'll bake a cake.

Just don't hold your breath, you'll be a very old person, and still no "magic Jebus"

But keep up the "magic thinking"

It means you're retarded.

[homestrarrunner]

fucking funny. " This was an Indian graveyard." FALCON PUNCH!

[KarenilyD]

lol i love your whole "It was a bug" speech

[jfndevil33]

Never seen a blue bug so are stupid

[SarahBellum666]

I believe in bugs too....

[kirbyfan95]

I lol'd heartily.

[PR13STG0RD0]

Thank you Captain D!

You have once again saved the world from dipshits, lunatics and profiteering media scum.

[juggaloryan3]

Punched the hell out of that idiot! Subbed!

[Lacobrigus]

Your gold man, 5 stars!!!!!!

The punching part was genious!

[handofnergal]

subsrcibed

favorited

5 starz

lol

^^

[mrramiez]

2:14 lmao!!!!!!!!!

[pasionxrock]

"Im a complete whore, and im going to kill myself"

I fucking loled hahaha!

[TheStr8FreshKid]

2:15 pwned..did exactly what i want when people go on T V like that

[soad19152003]

1:22 is that a real bug or digitally put there?.. cause no one says anything about that? haha

[nickynooable]

piss funny and informative to boot.

[soccermanabc]

at 1:33 its not on the car's window shield it looks like it.

[eBolaXsNiper]

that was fuckin awesome when you punched that retard

[Dadevster2]

2:15 - You have no idea how hard I laughed. Pure gold.

[Domanova123]

RECUT LOL!

[wordlife842]

ZOMG LIKE LMAO YEAH ROFL

[pspi]

LMAO best video ever.

[Hatikvahh]

haha good one

[Vhosis333]

I remember watching a program on that it was simply a bug or piece of debris. that exact camera (and many like it) are infrared and anything close to the lens turns into a blue sillouhette. proof right there so idk why people get hyped

[chasebryson]

its funny when hes punches the guy

[Toniundercroft]

hahahahhahaha that was funny hahahahahah

[Major233179]

Great!!!!

Sensasionalist bulshit HA i love it!

When comes the next video?

[Kizuii]

Old indian reservation LMAO

[Sarraffina]

It looks like a piece of yarn!! You'd have to be totally dull to think it was a ghost or something.

[daxter268]

i agree dude,for being correct im subcribing the first vid i see from you.if you tell me what vid ill subcribe k?

[Sarraffina]

thanks!! I'll let you know when I post something!

[dcallstar51]

Nice job!

[albasj]

duh

[yoitzrichard]

2:15 my favorite part

[trampolinegods4life]

I was lmao for so long.

[EralForgan]

Great jab you got there, CD.

[chickenisman]

2:21

For shallow, sonsasionalist BULLSH*T!!

lmao, 5ive Stars!!

[boGGbeatDown]

FALCON PUNCH!

[Lethys1]

Hahaha i fucking love the edit, also nice impression of the lady

[zoddie]

morons.

[leverton00]

lmao at 2:10