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  • Informative and entertaining,an epic win indeed,thanks.

  • Spot on Tom Cruise impersonation

  • fake

  • That was fantastic! Can't believe I missed this.

    Great work

  • lmao

  • What does this video have to do with Scientology?

  • that's like asking what hitler has to do with killing jews.

  • @theshadow493 Oh I think I get it now, you mean that a few people got sick of harassing Jewish people and needed to start trying to cause problems for other groups. That makes sense, after all they cant do any benefit for the world so why not try to cause problems for others instead. There is nothing Scientology in this video.

  • @TIPSYMcSTAGG3R

    No. He means this video is quite obviously about the criminally convicted, human rights abusing cult of Scientology, specifically, the bullying, lying, vindictive leader of the aforementioned criminally convicted, human rights abusing cult. Many of us happen to think defrauding and deluding easily led people, being medically and socially incompetent, and being a fascist like organisation is not really it a benefit to the world. Go figure.

  • @TIPSYMcSTAGG3R So you're comparing slaughtering millions of people with mocking a religion founded by a failed science fiction writer who was out to make a quick buck? SERIOUSLY?!? You're either a $cientologist or someone who's never HEARD of $cientology! Either way... DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!! You'll be better off for it!

  • A new position of Director of Alien Communications? I'm emailing my resume right now! Hail Xenu!

  • @pdshane I'm betting there are a ton of Scientelemarketing positions available under said Director. America's unemployment crisis is over!

  • I think this might be the funniest video ever on the CO$

  • Agreed! Many lulz were had!

  • awesome work...10/10

  • Lol lord of the rings tower at 00:35 - 00:43 with some guy as sauron

  • That's L. Ron Hubbard. The creator of this cult

  • I love the the old Battlestar Galactica music. Makes me think that Star Buck and Apollo will save Earth from Lord Xenu.

  • You better be talking the old BG and not the crapy new one!

  • Brilliant work.

  • whos voice was that at the end? i heard it or sum1 very similar in Zeitgeist

  • It's ex-celebrity Scientologist, Jason Beghe. See this YouTube video: watch?v=rA3Q7im8OSw

  • That was pure genius!!! Love it!!!

  • EPIC.

  • i love you this is gold if i wasnt so poor i would send you shit tons of money

  • ROFL LMAO HEHEHE LOL

    HA! reality dodgers lololol.

    so true,

    great video =]

  • fantasic

  • I enjoyed that. Very funny.

  • Evil, dude did you do the Hitler vs CoS (Downfall) video? When I saw your name at the end credits, I was NOT surprised! I split my seems on every single fucking line. Fucking genius! (you can tell I watch far too much "Deadwood")

  • Yep. I am guilty as charged m'lud :) Glad you enjoyed it so much!

  • Exelent parody video!

  • Nobody in Scientology is an innocent person. They - just like you - are helping to support a CRIMINAL, OPPRESSIVE, SCAMMING, organisation. I hope you're proud to be associated with such scum. You must be so proud.

  • I'm not 1. 1 Marcotai. Wanna know why? Because the tone scale doesn't exist in reality. Get with the programme!

    As for the rest of your gobbledygook: here's a tip; take more English classes.

    PS: You're the scum of the earth BTW :)

  • Don't ya love it when you use clear examples in your video of "invalidations, nullification, covert hostility" (and insane perversity) by L Ron Hubbard himself, PLUS a picture of John "I smell *****" Carmichael,(the NY spiritual-ringleader, whose exemplary take on spirituality is on exhibit for ALL the world to see, but, BUT ladies and gentlemen, apparently has not YET been fired...I mean what are the odds?), and they're SO asleep, (or maybe robotic) they still don't get... "game over."

  • Like I said, let 'em talk, they'll make your case for you.

  • "Like I said, let 'em talk, they'll make your case for you."

    You can't get much more truth than that :)

  • No. I rather think producing a video based on bullshit fed to you and having it passed around all your Scilon buddies as real is fail, don't you? HAHA! Even Tom Newton featured it on the front page of his site. Pretty damn awesome fail :)

  • You trolled Newton Evil and hard.. and that's one of the reasons you're one of my friggin' heroes on here.

  • lol i didnt expect the telescreen from 1984 so 5 stars

  • Fucking brilliant man!

    Are audience clips from Mel Brookes' THE PRODUCERS mixed in? heh Funny because I thought of that very parallel with Tom Cruise playing an anti-Nazi, German officer, while endorsing CoS. Something incredibly blasphemous about it. Anyway truly inspired, good man yerself.

  • Yep. Some of the clips are from both versions of The Producers :)

    Thanks for your comments.

  • LMAO you know what's funny? I always notice that David Miscavige's podiums look like MIDGET PODIUMS. Seriously, like 2 feet shorter than normal. Tom Cruise is crazy, his cheese slid off his cracker. great vid

  • 2:20

    Particularly funny to friends of mine. On the screen the pic is a detail of an avatar used by a cyber stalker guy they deal with, "killtown". The guy lives by "fair game".

  • At 8:12 "Dave" talks about a stash of gold bullion. Check my video v=d2m5P6ZLaIQ to see what he's talking about.

  • I have the real video, but not the section with Tom Cruise, just people babbling on how they can't explain scientology and Miscarriage talking crap.

  • Ook, this is what they do with the parishoners money. This reminds me of Repossed when the lady says in the limo, when she spills her drink "You know how much this is going to cost our followers".

  • i just started watching and well...

    next time a will let the movie run for a while before i make comments...

    but it's still funny!

  • could you upload again so i can get a copy of the video. /Criticalnews

  • Full version: tinyurl com/6gp5jc

  • LOL. No kidding. Hilarious.

  • Wow, how many people were in the audience ? !!

    That's is a real legion !

  • Approximately 500 people, and that was before Anonymous laid waste to the Scientology membership numbers! I think in the latest IAS meeting there were about 100 attendees! Maybe the Co$ will photo-manipulate the images to add fake audience members like they have done a few time before? :)

  • Nobody said the audience members in that video were faked!

    Just in case you didn't know (and why should you, you're a Scientologist after all) the footage in this video was NOT taken from the 2008 IAS, it's an old pre-Anonymous kicking the cult's ass clip.

    And yes, the Co$ has been caught out faking audience numbers before, and I will happily show you proof if you want it.

  • I thinks scientology is more like a "lesion" on the brains of the vulnerable/gullible victims of the cult. The truthwill set you free marcotai.

  • "My personal pet bitch, Tom Cruise" Lulz

  • Lol, thats where I had ta stop and clean up ANOTHER coffee mess, these are great "My deluded alien hugging slaves..."

    OMG!

    XD

    XD

    XD

    It is sad that this has moar truth in it than any Scilon weird-fest.

    5star repost, worthy of many many moar!

  • To bad 8:44 didn't happen for real.

  • The was EPIC i really do hope david miscarriage is watching LOL!

  • Brilliant work 5 stars!!

  • Terrific video...5/5

    Get`s the point across...I LOVE IT^^

  • 5/5 ,and I`m off to get the windex for my spewed on monitor!

  • this is one of the few lolzy vid's that I like

  • F*CKING EPIC!!

    I award you over 9000 internetz!

    And a lifetime of caek.

  • Freaking epic leak! OMG wait till the FBI see this one!

  • nice.:)very nice.

  • THE BEST SCIENTOLOGY VIDEO EVER!!! 5+5*

    I lulzd at the anon in the audience!!!

  • I somehow managed to get my copy up before yours. You should add "ias 2008 video leak" to the keywords so you will get my views.

  • Yeah, Frustrating waiting time to see the video in YT search! Added the suggested keywords, thanks.

    If anyone wants to mirror, feel free. I can give you a link to a copy of the YouTube "hi-res" version if anyone needs it. It's  35 megabytes smaller than the full size download version, but allows "watch in high quality" on YouTube.

  • Hail Xenu!

  • A Fantastic video! 5/5!!

  • Ahahahahahaha :) I would pay good money if they'd start their meetings with the theme from Battlestar Galactica! It's sooooo fucking fitting.

    5/5

  • How could you do this to me, I nearly chocked laughing

  • EPIC WIN!!!!!

  • ROFL!!!1!!11!!eleven

    AWESOME!

  • MORDOR!!! FANTASTIC!!!

  • LOL!

  • awesome

  • Ha ha ... so great. After the entrance of David Miscavige I had to pause for a moment until I could stop laughing again. 5/5 Great work.

  • LMAO

    love it!

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