I AM ENLIGHTENED DOUCHE BAG!

[TheLeafSamurai]

you ruined my speech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[michaelbrandonmcgee]

look, i realize your mom told you to get a hobby, but this needs to stop...now

[slakingfool]

If he wasn't dead yet, I'd say you were channeling Gene Wilder.

[5pid3y]

i don't like this one. you're actually tried to be funny in this one.

[maninwhitedress]

I'M ALWAYS trying to be funny. Sometimes it farts.

[EdoZamboni]

I always keep my mobile off, just in case someone calls from New Jersey.

[ask123321]

great stuff matthew! love it. love the way you tap into that intensity! it's very real. i keep the ringer off. :)

hugs,

amy

[GContelli]

phone calls can disturb a lot of things lol

[maninwhitedress]

phone calls are the worst.

[panzacuentos]

Menos mal que madre sólo hay una... -en Andalucía la frase continúa: ...y a ti te encontré en el calle-.

[maninwhitedress]

Heaven is like inner light. Dance with the candle sticks and be one. I dance with candle sticks ever Tuesday. When do you dance with the candle sticks?

[greglawrence]

Hear, hear! - Damn!

[maninwhitedress]

I hear nothing, I breath deeply.

[millerlawnrx]

Matthew! Great as always!

[maninwhitedress]

today is the best.  TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[roxals]

white dress and now you've got the clowns too.

[maninwhitedress]

CLOWNS I don't understand. I LOVE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!

[bleachrules103]

One of the best pieces on youtube as of now.

[maninwhitedress]

TIMES one million tasty Turkeys.

[Dragontattoofilms]

That was downright fucking crazy and funny! I fucking loved it!

[maninwhitedress]

You got to love the love. and the fucking sometimes.

[inevergiveup1402]

hey matthew !! it's such a long time , ur still wearing ur white dress !!! lolol

[inevergiveup1402]

thx for enlightening me !! he he

[208STROKER]

u didnt enlighten me at all......but i do have irritive bowel syndrom now...lol..

[maninwhitedress]

sorry won't give u IBS anymore

[polarebear]

Wicked in the wickedest way.

[maninwhitedress]

someday it won't be so.

[OkieMerrod83]

wow lol. I think it's safe to assume that the man in the white dress's mom became a little less enlightened after this incident. haha. ;)

[maninwhitedress]

yeah she definitely did bum bum bum

[plabentos]

my dear friend you're allways on top of the edge

and more than lo que sea mayor

I loveyou

the blood stains .....please return them!!!

[maninwhitedress]

They'll come back. Next time with love.

[hipperzdave55]

Matt, I gotta say I'm truely enlightened by this..Now I thank you and must start my calling on telling the people of the world that these poor,poor douche bags need love too.And remember these douche bags once brought cleanness to this once dirty world..

[maninwhitedress]

douche bags unite!

[dodoepepe]

love his rage in screaming...its good that mum did`t come into the room...who know`s what crazy idea man in white dress would get...heheheh...good matthew like ever...keep doing good job....hugs =)

[maninwhitedress]

yes that would take it to the next level

[thecainers]

always love watching man in the white dress videos =)

[maninwhitedress]

thanks and inner peace.

[DebZoid]

'dead' in this context is a northern English colloquial expression meaning 'very'.

so very posh as in a classy dress

ah the wonders of language- that's how wars start- on misunderstandings

[maninwhitedress]

yayyyyyyy I'm an enlightened Douche Bag.

[DebZoid]

new white dress there babes?

looks suspiciously creamy

[maninwhitedress]

creamy????? What are you talking about? Wacka wacka.

[DebZoid]

I say - methinks you getting dead posh!

[maninwhitedress]

Am I suppose to say ouch Now? What is dead posh?  Am I a dead posh? Will I always be a dead posh? You know were always changing. So I can't always be a dead posh. I don't want to be a dead posh. Why did u call me a dead posh?

[Benjabola]

I found this video while searching for discount douchebags from a previous generation.

[maninwhitedress]

I love them DISCOUNT douche bags BRING THEM ON!!!

[oldbag699]

dont bust a poo voo valve  lol lol lol lol lol

u have nice boobs

[maninwhitedress]

WHAT boobs? What are you talking about? Your weird.

[oldbag699]

ha ha ha yeah u got moobs i can see em peeking outta ur dress like about 36 c - do u llike underwire or prefer a soft cup ?

[maninwhitedress]

Your so funny oldbag your the best.

[oldbag699]

is the eternal child a euphimism ?

u are so eloquent

[maninwhitedress]

I don't know. My name is Matthew Silver. I'm 30 years old and I live with my parents. And I don't have pride. but I have soul. EVerybody has a soul. God bless everybody.

[oldbag699]

u seem depressed to day matthew i love ur man in white dress - ur so kool

here 5 stars for you but what happened to your other dress ?

[maninwhitedress]

your so funny :-)

[Delaypat]

HAHAHA my dog got enlightened also!!

[maninwhitedress]

it was enlightened mistake.

[oiooioo000]

more shout cool man

[maninwhitedress]

some day I may lose my voice.

[RickyCountryAtHeart]

good job on this great video

[maninwhitedress]

jobs are meant to be good forever and ever.

[gollum42]

Awesome. VHS quality only helped this! Hehehe!

[maninwhitedress]

Didn't you hear, VHS is making a come back.

[Bflatblues55]

hahahhaha.... ohhh I SOOO love me the maninwhitedress!!!! Thank you for sharing this angry li'l gem with me.

[maninwhitedress]

Perhaps one day there will be inner peace.

[Ericspasstime]

LMAO OMG that was funny!!

[maninwhitedress]

as I always say to laugh your ass off, Now that's skill. Thank you and inner peace :-)

[colorina1980]

LOL!

[maninwhitedress]

ding-a-ling :-)

[paultinsel]

i was enlightened...but alas it was disposable...HMMMMMMMMM

[maninwhitedress]

lol, that's what enlightenment feels like, disposable, but it has it's few beautiful moments.

[hopeonatenspeed]

i love me some eternal children.

unleash!

[maninwhitedress]

I was trying to say inner child, but eternal children sounds better :-)

[Picknwithpick]

Matt silver is pure gold!!

[maninwhitedress]

and silver :-) thanks

[meatballica]

Potatoe to you!

[maninwhitedress]

Salami for you! :-)

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

that was really funny. laugh out loud funny. your poor Mom. did she slap you afterwards? take care Matthew Silver

[maninwhitedress]

she gave me a one two three. :-)

[Johnny1969]

Well, I certainly feel enlightened. But I'm also a douche bag.

[MisericordeConcern]

MOTHER!

[maninwhitedress]

had nothing to do with it. It was all me. I'm at shame.

[1liljet]

What a Douche!Poof all better.That's a different white dress.

[maninwhitedress]

same dress, different video camera. made the dress all weird like.

[catfishmudflap]

Om!

[maninwhitedress]

mana Shivaya!

[chevkoch]

I like your quiet side showing in this.

[maninwhitedress]

What quiet side? I'm always quiet 24/7 u wacky sun of a gun.

[chevkoch]

Sun of a gun? I'm shooting clouds out of my sun gun 32/11.

[maninwhitedress]

U must be from Jupiter then.

[chevkoch]

Just a cousin.

[Tedsuzan]

You should add a clause about Speech Ruiners in your enlightenment google doc.

[maninwhitedress]

The woman I saw said otherwise.

[FatWagar]

OMFG!!!! You are insane and I love every minute of it!!

[maninwhitedress]

If I was insane, I'd have no responsibility. What would that mean. Perhaps I would do more INSane things maybe. Too Shay. Inner peace Ohm Nama Sheevaya

[maracm]

well this is a perspective i understand :))

[maninwhitedress]

OHM NAMA SHEEVAYA

[DrakIems]

Unleash the internal child? Does this mean I have to baby sit?

[maninwhitedress]

YES BUT you will get 13 dollars an hour. Most people don't pay that much.

[karateporkchop]

he has a point

[maninwhitedress]

points need to be made on a daily BASIS. It's time to FOCUS