"Then, I'd dress up like a clown and surprise people at school"...lol...I always thought clowns dressed up like Diddy to show just how dedicated they were to being clowns.
"look at dis nigga... you just gone do your taxes ness? you just gonna sit there and crunch numbers? huh? is that hot? is that what's going on in the streets right now? your taxes" classic...
"Alright the only way I'll open the studio up now...ya'll gotta walk uptown to the bronx and get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant...I only drink the finest breast milks. Go out there and milk a Cambodian."
'If I had it my way I'd never work, I'd stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a Turkey sandwich and have sex all fucking day, then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at school, then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and wait till somebody sat in it and hear it squish, that's funny to me. Then, I'll paint, read and play violin, I'd climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing but I don't got that kind of time.'
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, best chappelle skit ever, period. omggg. i can't believe they used the real cast too. lmaooo 5:53 fckin perfect with his tongue out hahahahaha
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, best chappelle skit ever, period. omggg. i can't believe they used the real cast too. lmaooo 5:53 fckin perfect with his tongue out hahahahaha
Does anyone else notice the way he says "Breast milk you make my dayyy" sounds like the way PDiddy says "Bad boy, come out and playy" in the Flava in your ear remix?
man i won't watch this cause their is damn website plastered on the video it is ruined now sorry you don't need to advertising a lot I'm more apt to not subscribe to you
i did not join the rap game to be a suger cookie getter wtf i did not join the game to taqke pic with migets and best brest milk u make my daaaayyyyyyyaaaaaa
look at this nigga, you just gonna do your taxes nes? gonna sit there and crunch numbers huh?is that hot? is that whats hot in the streets? your taxes? 6:01
y'all gotta walk up town to the bronx... and get brestmilk from a Cambodian immigrant... I ONLY DRINK THE FINEST BRESTMILKS! BRESSSTT MILLLKK YOU MAKE MY DAAAAYY. #bout shit my pants so funny
if ya'll noticed Italia Blue (the porn star in the pink whose name is Sarah in this sketch) is in this video. she must have done this show before she got into the porn industry because she is lookin real rough in this episode. props to her for starting her career from this episode lmao
Alright look, I got some good news, and I got some bad news y'all. The bad news, is that I'm shutting down the studio. The good news, is that I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance.
whenever i used to drink with my friends when i was in college we would always bang the beer bottles together and sing "breeeeaaaaast miiiiiilk, you make my dayyyyyy!"
im not a sugar cookie getta lol
ScorpionQueen2001 3 weeks ago
I miss this show
thesteezefactor99 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHA 5:52 THAT FACE!!!!!
apunsal 3 weeks ago
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"You're too closer man" (chokes Wyclef) "you're too close." Hahahahahaha.
DarkReapersGrim 3 weeks ago
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DarkReapersGrim 3 weeks ago
That nigga killed that milk.
gansterlicous 3 weeks ago
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gansterlicous 3 weeks ago
100% cambodian..
MoneyR8 3 weeks ago
Thats great
MyGuillory 4 weeks ago
I only drink the FINEST...breast milks!
cbaldwinjr 4 weeks ago
2:57 is that lil wayne
SatanWantsU 4 weeks ago
4:08 Warriorssss....Come out and playyyaaa....
LifeUnderTheSwatter 4 weeks ago
I can watch 3:52 over and over again love that expression lol!!
BETASTALKER 1 month ago 3
Now I want to know whatever happened to Dylan and the rest of Da Band???
theeLadyRae 1 month ago
lmao 4:00
Amezz55 1 month ago
"Then, I'd dress up like a clown and surprise people at school"...lol...I always thought clowns dressed up like Diddy to show just how dedicated they were to being clowns.
imasonfree 1 month ago
"You tooooo close mon!!!" X D
mknippy1 1 month ago
37 people got there studios shut down
Sop404 1 month ago
you too close man lol
tasoonk111 1 month ago
I'm never going to visit leawo.com
FierceDeity2 1 month ago 6
"look at dis nigga... you just gone do your taxes ness? you just gonna sit there and crunch numbers? huh? is that hot? is that what's going on in the streets right now? your taxes" classic...
ChiVic64 1 month ago
6:45 -the end is the best prt lol
busybaby4u 1 month ago
"Alright the only way I'll open the studio up now...ya'll gotta walk uptown to the bronx and get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant...I only drink the finest breast milks. Go out there and milk a Cambodian."
diamante1184 1 month ago
fuck you, you stupid ass logo!
StankyRUSSIAN1 1 month ago
LOL! this was on last night, I was so high and was cracking up laughing
promathia1 1 month ago
where can i find those chanel glasses? does anybody know what kind of model they are?
redrover50 1 month ago
You're too close man
Franchiseme62OhK 1 month ago 2
'If I had it my way I'd never work, I'd stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a Turkey sandwich and have sex all fucking day, then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at school, then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and wait till somebody sat in it and hear it squish, that's funny to me. Then, I'll paint, read and play violin, I'd climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing but I don't got that kind of time.'
No one has ever topped Dave, period!
hassanhassaneltigani 1 month ago 3
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hassanhassaneltigani 1 month ago
was that 0bama having gay sex with arab children in the recording room? *lulz*
runsaber1 1 month ago
"..........YA TOO CLOSE MON"
WowzaBoyz 1 month ago
fuck leawo
TheKidninja 1 month ago
Just gonna do ya taxes ness??? Lmfao
roxygirlness4 1 month ago
Always loved the scene with Ness doing his taxes, its even funnier when you're about to go do them.
ac1dchr15t 1 month ago
you can't just choke all yo problems
SonImDisappoint 1 month ago
I would take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait...somebody sat in...hear squeeze...
Is funny to me.
HittokiriBattousai17 1 month ago
LOL WET ASS LIPS
ayemy 1 month ago
"Howdin neez ballons, howdin neez ballons, howdin neez ballons!" LOL
Boobalopbop 1 month ago 2
@Boobalopbop lmao, yes, fuckin hilarious
Shakaku001 1 month ago
@Shakaku001 What? You not tryna be a sugah cookie getttah? lol
Boobalopbop 1 month ago
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, best chappelle skit ever, period. omggg. i can't believe they used the real cast too. lmaooo 5:53 fckin perfect with his tongue out hahahahaha
roc575 1 month ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, best chappelle skit ever, period. omggg. i can't believe they used the real cast too. lmaooo 5:53 fckin perfect with his tongue out hahahahaha
roc575 1 month ago
the 34 dislikes come from: 0bama, his gay lover, and 32 of his braindead 0bamabots
who where upset because the skit doesn't include 0bama having gay sex with either muslims or arab children. *lulz*
runsaber1 1 month ago
@runsaber1 nah, it was 34 brainwashed republican inbreds
kallebaah0 1 month ago
@kallebaah0 what the fuck does this great piece of comedy have to do with your political trolling? Find another video that deals with this shit.
Wolflord13 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
"brrreaasstt miiilllkk youuuu make my daayyyy"
zbignevshabutski211 1 month ago
I LOVE THIS :)
AsianSUPERsuasion 1 month ago
LOOOOOL 5:55 "look at this nigga, u gon jus do ur taxes nigga"
slider4life 1 month ago 3
LOL JAGRRRRRRRR
SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 1 month ago
if it wasn't for dave chappelle i am sure i would have killed someone already ...... thumb it up if you feel the same XD
TheHIETTz 1 month ago
@TheHIETTz man hell naw
BigGReynolds79 1 month ago
4:58 LMFBO
The808Prophet 1 month ago
"I Rip Wen I Rap, I Rap when i rip, Dis Is de Wey dat Dylan Spitz" hahaha Fuckin dave
xmilegfc 1 month ago 24
@xmilegfc i rip when i Ryhme,i ryhme when i rip ,this is the way dylan spits
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3:53 best face
ImRickJames27 1 month ago
THEY WENT IN ON DYLAN MAN!! LMAO!
RhymaFlowTV 1 month ago
WTF! im not a sugar cookie getter. HAHA
babyjoker561 1 month ago
Song at end?
SierraAirsoft 1 month ago
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theeLadyRae 1 month ago
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@SierraAirsoft I like the way you move by outkast
theeLadyRae 1 month ago
you to close man! LMFAO
MsOmota 1 month ago
then id take a dump in the back of the movie theater and just wait, till someone sat in it , here it go squish thats funny to me
TheJschall 2 months ago 27
You tryin to get some hot fire? Lmfaoo
chrisrocks90210 2 months ago
Thanks for the video, fuck the haters
SicSheist 2 months ago
Breast Milk You Made My Dayyyyaaaya ! L M F A O
JordanSoOfficial 2 months ago 2
Fuck yo water mark! Matter of fact... since I had to sit through that water mark, I went ahead and boned your sister!!!
TonyZXT 2 months ago
LMAO!!
MsAriesLuvsMJ 2 months ago
Breast milk, you made my day
Sparton001 2 months ago
@CPSean I know man. That shit had me dyin
baskbply 2 months ago
*Faints at 4:36 when Dylan starts rapping.... omgggg
strike8490 2 months ago
I'd climb the mountains, sing the songs I like to sing
marktrib 2 months ago
imma take a nap *body guard picks him up* LOL
TheAustenAusten 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
@CPSean duh? That was the point
Cscottrun53 2 months ago
Does anyone else notice the way he says "Breast milk you make my dayyy" sounds like the way PDiddy says "Bad boy, come out and playy" in the Flava in your ear remix?
CPSean 2 months ago
@CPSean Thats the joke, sparky.
RecklessYouth333 2 months ago
@CPSean goes further back than that. Its from warriors the movie, badboy didnt come up with it. Snoop used it to... everyone has.
akechi419 2 months ago
I only drink the finest...breast milks
UNCOOL2THEEND 2 months ago
3:53 best face
ImRickJames27 2 months ago
If you dislike
U kick yourself in the ass
gundome12 2 months ago
Nice website asshole DISLIKE -1
Ravenite1 2 months ago
Can't stop laughing!!
blaksounds 2 months ago
best skit everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
iiNETFLIX 2 months ago
LMFAO @ how Dylan looks @ 3:52!! Hahahaha
DamonHiII 2 months ago
GO GET ME A SUGAR COOKIE, BITCHEZ!!!
geo3196 2 months ago
man i won't watch this cause their is damn website plastered on the video it is ruined now sorry you don't need to advertising a lot I'm more apt to not subscribe to you
cmacavelliz 2 months ago
Who are the 5 best rappers of all time? think about it.Dylan,Dylan,Dylan,Dylan and Dylan.because i spit hot fire.
ForTodayE99 2 months ago
this is fucking funny almost better then rick james one
w10skitz 2 months ago
Look at dis nigga, you just gonna do ya taxes Ness hahaha
DisturbinThePeace27 2 months ago 4
i did not join the rap game to be a suger cookie getter wtf i did not join the game to taqke pic with migets and best brest milk u make my daaaayyyyyyyaaaaaa
MRBIZZLE999 2 months ago
Can't stop, won't stop...
RedCandleWax24 2 months ago 2
LMFAO what is that 4:37
fivedollerfootlong 2 months ago
look at this nigga, you just gonna do your taxes nes? gonna sit there and crunch numbers huh?is that hot? is that whats hot in the streets? your taxes? 6:01
ONDEMAND2011 2 months ago
@ONDEMAND2011 Just gonna talk up all your anytime minutes? This is anytime??? LOL
Boobalopbop 2 months ago
y'all gotta walk up town to the bronx... and get brestmilk from a Cambodian immigrant... I ONLY DRINK THE FINEST BRESTMILKS! BRESSSTT MILLLKK YOU MAKE MY DAAAAYY. #bout shit my pants so funny
ONDEMAND2011 2 months ago
Omg..my stomach hurt from laughing so much!
IheartBadBoyz 2 months ago
pretty much summed up the whole show
hurricane510 2 months ago
love the lipgloss on chappelle.funny mofo.
katkal3 2 months ago
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3:52, "<_<.....D:".
InternetSenation 2 months ago
Nigga can fly man....
Harryhoodz 2 months ago
But I ain't got that kinda time lol
Harryhoodz 2 months ago
if ya'll noticed Italia Blue (the porn star in the pink whose name is Sarah in this sketch) is in this video. she must have done this show before she got into the porn industry because she is lookin real rough in this episode. props to her for starting her career from this episode lmao
90sbella 2 months ago
did chappelle started that "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance?"
CDsnuts000 2 months ago
@CDsnuts000 haha no that was from Geico, he couldn't say Geico at the end obviously for copywritten purposes
Harryhoodz 2 months ago
3:53..lmaaaoooooooooooooooooo
848zay 2 months ago
fonsworth's dancing. #DEAD cant stop laughing
phatsk8r09 3 months ago
lmfao the whole time...p. Diddy's requests is dumb af!
phatsk8r09 3 months ago
I only drink the FINEST breast milks
iWhisPerYouSleep 3 months ago
thats 100% pure Cambodian yo
truhill2690 3 months ago in playlist Chappelle Show 25
hahaha the dance at 06:50 cracks me up everythime :DD
chrgm 3 months ago
sara your just gunna talk up all your anytime minutes?....just anytime!...hahhahha
DGK86ed 3 months ago
Lmfao
MrGoldman361 3 months ago
BREAST MIIIILK, JUST MADE MY DAAAAAAY!
wikiporno2 3 months ago
3:53 "why would you do that"
Chnswdchldrn 3 months ago
I only drink finest breast milks
hazardous1990 3 months ago 3
What a great skit!
usageee 3 months ago
That's a good ass shuga cookie
littlefire231 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
Alright look, I got some good news, and I got some bad news y'all. The bad news, is that I'm shutting down the studio. The good news, is that I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance.
joecro2369 3 months ago
I also need you ta take a picture holing these balloons
IVIonstro 3 months ago
"Breast milk, u make my day" Lmao
fastwak 3 months ago 2
you gotta love this nigga :)
so1fia3 3 months ago
the GOOD news is... i just saved alotta money on my caw insurance
daraleekmyballz 3 months ago
I wish MY favorite tv show came back on the air :) You know what im talking about:)
TheBladerunner22 3 months ago
That Dylan look at 3:53 is too funny!! Aha
TheProdigy543 3 months ago
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InternetSenation 3 months ago
Dave is the realest fuck what you heared
kiddroma21 3 months ago 3
Look at this nigga...you just gon' do your taxes ness? Just gon sit there and punch numbers? LOL
crispinfrancis1 3 months ago 21
@crispinfrancis1 haha was thinking of that exact moment, then i see this as the first comment
menaman92 3 months ago
@crispinfrancis1 Is that what's hot in the streets? lmfao
Matt777shxt 2 months ago
Who are the five best rappers of all time???? Think about it!! Dylan....Dylan....Dylan Dylan Dylan
bluedevilz86 3 months ago 3
Dylan spits hot fiya! lol
Historicutuber 3 months ago
Love the exits. Carry away with zero movement of Chapelle, and couch carrying. great satire; "bad boys" aristocrats heh
Sough 3 months ago
who the f disliked this?
bulldog37qb 3 months ago
@bulldog37qb
Dylan
BobanitoBandito 3 months ago
fuck leawo . com lol get off the screen
jasonHadley420 3 months ago
Your'e too close man.. Your'e too close XD...EPIC!
typhoonerdemon1 3 months ago
the reason 3:51 is so fucking funny to me is because of 2:58
babbattaDAdentist 3 months ago
Vid would have being better without the stupid website name all over it ......
hereisthankappan 3 months ago 62
@hereisthankappan
FUCK YOU !
jessie74 2 months ago
i rip and i rhyme i rhyme and i rip this is the way that dylan spit
super funny
cashewboy1 3 months ago
Fonzworth... hahahahahahaha
JJNZ 3 months ago
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dylan, dylan,dylan,dylan...dylan xD
JeanClaude385 3 months ago
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JeanClaude385 3 months ago
Who are the 5 best rappers of all time?
coolguyinthe562 3 months ago in playlist Liked
Dude in the red at 0:56 looks like Lil' Wayne
15Schveenie 3 months ago
i cant stop laughing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thomas15601 3 months ago
6:33-6:58 had me laughing for days
TheKahuna70 4 months ago in playlist TheKahuna70's favorites
Playboy!
AngelJasonPeralta 4 months ago
Yu tryna get some of this hot fire???
snowflakegt 4 months ago
4:36 roflmao
stocker104 4 months ago
his speach at the end is tooo funny LOL id dress up as a clown and surpise kids at school hahaha
LovetheLatinos331 4 months ago
4:36 LOL!!!!!!
RaulValdovinos 4 months ago
"Then Id wait, until I hear squish!"
metalrave 4 months ago
thumbs up if you knew the breast milk line was from flavor in your ear
kingj282 4 months ago
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jamesandjackproducts 3 months ago
the dude in the red is weezy from HOTBOYZ times! loll
BoiiHoodDream 4 months ago
NOBODY touchin Chappelle
coolhwip92 4 months ago 4
@RealH0rr0rsh0w You forgot Dylan.
kitkat200020 4 months ago 2
i just searched for this vid because of 3:52 ROFLMAO
DUMAN58TURKEY 4 months ago 3
@DUMAN58TURKEY OH GOD. One of the funniest things Dave Chappelle has ever done. And it's so fuckin simple too.
Jalenp69SRK 4 months ago
A Ruummmpa tomp A Rummmpa Ting-A rumpa tumpa tom brrrrampa sting! I rip and i rhyme. I rhyme and I rip dis is da way dat dylan spit!
U. u. tryin to get some of dis hot fiyah? Wyclef: We can either make this song ,or not make this song.
Dylan: U too close Mane!
LMFAO!!! :D
MrBlueFlametv 4 months ago
Y'just gonna chop onions?
Is that what we're doin'? Just choppin' onions?
Is that what's hot?
GreenGearMood 4 months ago
a sugar cookie man dis is crazy
dutrygreenmuula18 4 months ago
how you gonna choke a legend??
lmao,
dave left such a huge hole in comedy, man
desertflwrs 4 months ago 4
oh man oh man, finnish god curtseys before your greatness.
looking for darkness atm
morrytin 4 months ago
24 people dont spit hot fire.
xcolleenxmariex 4 months ago 4
whenever i used to drink with my friends when i was in college we would always bang the beer bottles together and sing "breeeeaaaaast miiiiiilk, you make my dayyyyyy!"
dreadful08 4 months ago
DAT FACE at 3:52 LOL!
Quake2815 4 months ago 3
@Quake2815 LOL I totally forgot about that part. Gets me everytime
alphakellen 4 months ago
@alphakellen classic
Quake2815 4 months ago
chappelle/diddy: he can fly... he believes in himself.... LMAO!!!!
iitsAsHBasH 4 months ago 3
Bonsworth's dance at the end: Priceless
Irishpyro980 4 months ago
Diddy did it
RnXo70 4 months ago
@RnXo70 Aww skrew that then. i dont wanna do it if diddy did it. dammit what didnt diddy do?!
TheWaynelds 4 months ago
Your too close man. ahahaha I never saw that coming
mfmarcelotapia 4 months ago 3