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[DaftAnime]

if it didnt lead to paranoia then of coarse i would

[ihavenoname225]

i would user it for evil sooooo... its definitely a good thing

[RandomxPosterxGirl]

no, because if you know about the "y'all can hear me" thing, you would censor your thoughts AND it would become as awkward as talking. i see no benefit

[electrosexkitten]

god you're fucking voice is like an auctioneer. It's annoying, you should try to have a cuter voice.

[0RedTree0]

LOL the tags for this video are hilarious

[PigfartsAndRedvines]

I think that I would use the mind reader thing to figure out what people are thinking about me, and or if they like me as a friend, as more, or if they don't like me at all. More info: I'm in high school...

[Ezkblo]

If u say something bad about Chuck Norris, and he would travel back in time to prevent you from saying that by killing you, you could no longer say that, so he would have no reason in present to actually kill you. Its a paradox!

[XecodaSempai]

i must now see the behind the seen s, once i get back to normal time! good god im now starting to talk like you!!! XD PHILL FOR EVAR!!! xd

[Hotdog40404040404]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE!!! YOU ARENT FUNNY OR RELEVANT AT ALL

[Amirikl1]

Imagine something... This guy sits all alone at his room and talks to the camera this MUCH.. and this enthusiastically... EVERY DAY!!! :D

Isn't that kinda weird :P

[likayouful]

thumbs up for this Short Film

[FallingPixies]

You're annoying!

[allexcosta]

You talk too much

[XecodaSempai]

@allexcosta thats the point!!! ahh XD

[DarkLadyKagome]

Where the hell can I get this lipgloss?!

[Waendchen]

wtf? the links still aren't there...

[1768matthew]

That power would be better if you could change what people were thinking so that they would do something else.......and I don't mean that in a naughty way......or do I? Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (cough) (hacking cough) (falls over dead)

[Chrille1472]

it remind me of a wannabe raywilliamjohnson... xP

[TheXshadowzz]

@Chrille1472

Yeah, it like totally doesn't matter that Phill has been around longer, is actually funny, and doesn't steal other people's videos xP

[GlammerJammer]

There's a lipgloss named orgasm at sephora.

[TheKisskiss14]

How do u alk hat fst unless u fast forward

[ngilliam12345]

even if i culd turn it on and off i think id abuse it and thats no good

[MattIsSoBeastlyLike]

Hes officially a member of flight 815

[dawnten]

Horney lipgloss haha......interesting....wonde­r what color I am. ;)

[ni2opps]

So annoying .... bark biach !!!!!!!!

[s2jklolins2]

ワロタｗｗｗ

[CalGoneCrazy]

Chuck norris is fucking reta-

[abrosal]

Justine got her car broken into and her GPS stolen too! It must be some youtube GPS hitlist... :)

[Bloodyidit]

Even IF you could turn it on and off, YOU WILL BE TRAUMATIZED.

.....thats what she said.

[theevanmachine]

it could be good but only for some cases like politicians but if i think things that i dont want a girl that i like to know what i think about her she would be so creeped out

[xabii22alonsoo]

LOL . the combination of your face and voice just makes me want to punch u right in the face..........

[dobermangrl]

i luved DRAGON BALL Z

[zomgkitteh100]

Playin poker...nuff said

[TheNiggerBalls]

This guy is a huge faggot.

[dobermangrl]

@TheNiggerBalls WHAT?!

[c0mpiled]

you people are so dumb. what's up with the thumbnail, any idea? oh yeah, why is AdSense enabled? oh yeah, it's all about money.

[Ixillius]

Chuck Norris doesnt have a penis, he only has another fist.

[epicpolyphony]

Yes, I think the ability for everyone to hear everyone else's thoughts would be wonderful (especially withOUT an on/off switch) I would, of course, change the whole way our society works, but think about it... no lying. your girl asks you if you think her dress is flattering for her butt, you think "no, not really" and she might get offended, but then she knows to change dresses, and eventually that offended feeling would not even be there (after multiple iterations of this type of encounter)

[epicpolyphony]

@epicpolyphony I am actually currently perusing an education for the singular purpose of doing research in cybernetic neurobiology for this very purpose.

[DaftAnime]

@epicpolyphony read the knife of never letting go, it's about a world exactly as you described it..... except with talking dogs and threat of a revolution. But still alot of what you said

[epicpolyphony]

@DaftAnime thanks for the suggestions!

[phyrux666]

nice ....i love to do it................

[Sinfull702x602]

yeah dragon ball z.

[sccerstr09]

@talewavo how?

[Talewavo]

yoi are gay

[sccerstr09]

Lol I love the part at 1:31, and inside his mind lol, can't stop laughing

[itsonlyonyxia]

wait, it isnt normal i can hear other people talking?

[SweetheartSmiles22]

STOP BABAING

[ChocolateSaiyan]

Phil dude, Dragon Ball Z is japanese, it's anime. : D

[dukijones]

watch my video if your horny

[FOUADSPIDER]

You're talking soooo fast even I can't understand you lol

[xmileysnumber1fanx]

loved it :D

what's the outro music?

[m3xicanSuperman]

@xmileysnumber1fanx  Ronald Jenkees - Throwing Fire

[xmileysnumber1fanx]

@m3xicanSuperman thankyou!

[truelocve]

i would use it for my Job a future gf lol and my dog.....when i get one hmmmmmm and on you Phil bwahahahaha!!! lol

[MrNight48]

qotd: if i had da power,i wouldnt need da lipstick :)

[guitaro5000]

White people are weird. Except you, Phil.

[Paddy104]

I'd like to know what people think about ME and general things. but i dont like the idea of going into someones head and hear them thinking "mmm my cousins looking hot today"

[AliceCullenIAm]

Good, ohmygod, i was scared with the not being able to turn it on or off, but then you calmed me down.. XD

[AliceCullenIAm]

1:12 lolz, "Relationship over- or way more interesting..." *looks to the side*

[cenuon]

This question makes me think of sooki from true blood

[ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

QOTD: Ithink it would be a good thing, but as Ben Parker Says "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" ;D

[xxxLola]

dragon ball z <3

[AestheticQuietus]

QOTD: I highly doubt my ego could survive that...

[michaelstenzel]

i was here

[JenniViZ]

I would probably suicide if people could read my mind. But if there is an off/on button, I would probably never use it because I'd be leaving it off.

[NoFanBoyGaming]

Its a bad thing if they could read my mind i would get jumped by all black people.

[Longboardersrule12]

QOTD we men would be serioulsy fucked

[stargatemagic38]

Really funny vid today. IDK if you watch the show Supernatural on the CW (mostly white girls like me watch it tho) but in it there's a running joke about a porn mag called "Busty Asian Beauties" so that connection...is there. Cool.

Anyways, QOTD: I think that it would be bad. Period. People think weird stuff.

[magicninja93]

qotd:

it's be awesome/creepy! good thing you can turn it on and off...otherwise a lot of people would develop a sudden case of bulimia....

but to hear all the perverted thoughts, that's be seriously gross.

[alshamsterlovr95]

you talk really fast...i like it. xP

[oxnerdmangafreak]

Well, that would be fucking retarted...from a french side of view. From an american...Well we'll know who stole someones hamburger at McDonald's.

[TheStephers1985]

lol very entertaining! :D

[rgbmarrone]

NO. that would be horrible!!

[TheGreenAstro]

It would be a good thing!

[day2093]

i think it would be a great thing!

[BJpwnz]

O rlly?

even chuck norris cant beat time cuz

guess what?

he old...

and those jokes are gay

BOOM still alive!

[evev145]

id be a cop with that ability

[FMAguru2007]

I started saying that any time my friends said I'm being bitchy that I would turn to my mood ring and say, "Nope...according to my mood ring I'm calm..."

...>.> Yeah...has nothing to do with lip gloss...but it does have stuff to do with mood rings........

[SXEPrince]

Chuck Norris is lame.... OH SHIT HES HERE!!!!!

[baganga]

@SXEPrince

He's always here.

Watching you.

Right now.

[denrickjack]

makes it easier to know what the girl ur sexing wants...no unnecessary chatter :P but it makes lying super hard lol

[FlakaLoka716]

where can i get the song u use for the end of the show?!!!

[TheLonelyImmortal]

!:58 That is the fakest person ever! Everything showing is man-made!

If the mind-reading thing involved your subconscious, you'd be in deep shit. All the time. Constantly.

[WowMorgan]

i would not want people to know what im thinking...

[KristinxMiracle]

i want the links :(

[OHMYBeIIe]

your dimples are cute : )

[DarkSigiles]

What's wrong with girls that has lots and lots of tattooes? That's just hot =3

[smudreip]

i would gather info and youse it for the greater good

[cabrum3]

Inthistwilight iagree.

[serrotful]

i'd run for president, and give the people what they want

[inthistwilight17]

QTOD: Awesome if I was the only one who had the power. I'd love to know what other people are thinking...just I'd need some ninja mind shields to make sure no one was hearing my thoughts.

[TheStephers1985]

@inthistwilight17 I am all for mind shields, reminds me of that movie where the guy wears a foil hat lol

[CheezeWolf]

qotd: bad b/c it takes aways freedom of speech..... w/o speech

[thewhulk]

Lol "technology to find out what people are thinking" Maybe for criminals,

but people with a IQ over 20 can use there mouth words to do this.

QTD

id be good... id become a lawyer, im living on dry bread here.

[kamaniaray]

i love u. in a wierd creepy way....hahahaha ha ha ha....yeah awkward. :)

[xPowderBluLolipopzx]

QOFT: It'd be horrible.. people would get curious and try to learn what close people to them are thinking and then we'd learn things about people that we should never or never want to learn about them. somethings are best left unknown. plus, if people knew what we were thinking, we'd lose the little bit of privacy we have left. Our thoughts.

[rene5542]

c'est cool

[maryfran1234]

what does your girlfriend think when you talk about other girls on here?!!? hahaha!

[maryfran1234]

please marry me.

[link1384hotmailcom]

a bad thing....

[Summerrose13]

bad thing. Personally i can't handle the truth. I'd rather have people lie and tell me i'm awesome then hear them think "what an annoying spaz" and also i need my privacy. Things in my head shouldn't leave me head.

[faraoseth]

badthging

[valicirinalaura]

that's a bad bad thing...they change the human nature and give us no freedom anymore

[lolmercier0]

lol

[danielbarrera73]

japanese Dragonball z, Haha

[SlugTruffle]

No bad thing. I don't want to know.

[zyglak359]

BAD THING.

I, personaly, pray that I never encounter a mind reader of any kind(if they exist), cuz my hormones are in full swing and I think some pretty jacked up things. I think in today's world, everybody's head would be full of either nothing or some kind of nasty crap that's TMI and NSFW.

[kriswinz]

@zyglak359 lul, amen

[Hotlittlelissus]

my car break in story is better....... They tried to break the lock first, THEN broke the window, destroyed my dashboard, and ONLY got the faceplate to a $15 wal-mart cd player!!! $1650.00 damage, and they left $14 in CASH in the ASH TRAY!!!!!!!! (I don't smoke, can you tell?)

[mcmcrloveforever]

only the Phily D Nation needs so we can utter and completely defeat the Robot Nazi Vampires that are also Zombies -- just saying , it may help

[jmaster0246]

qotd good thing

[nadoya12]

oh well if it can turn off and on then i think it would be ok i guess but i still wouldn't want then to read my mind (creepy)

[Vohlkir]

What does "Viral" mean? You use it alot :) Wiki inc

[HaLoFrEaK1824]

i would use it to figure out if the nearest chick was

A: Desperate for sex.  OR

B: horny enough to fuck my brains out.

[JacksonForg]

good because when im hitting on a girl i could tell if she was into me or not

[LastFreeManAlive]

QOTD: It would be a good thing because it would move my plans for world domination up by about 4 years. I could skip college and just impress people with my knowlege right off. Then I would form my cult we would make our super robots, we would have them battle vampires and werewolves to gain there powers then hame them bow the world to the power of the aryian race

[LastFreeManAlive]

QOTD: It would be a good thing because it would move my plans for world domination up by about 4 years. I could skip college and just impress people with my knowlege right off. Then I would form my cult we would make our super robots, we would have them battle vampires and werewolves to gain there powers then hame them bow the world to the power of the aryian race

[BxRNooBsTeR]

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[dmoney2423]

QOTD: it would be an AWESOME thing

[bbr55555]

i am acctually afriad to make fun of chuck norris

[THEaTEAM52]

I'd use it to solve crime ;D

[STEALTHxGRAYFOX]

it would be awful unless i was the only one who could use it lol

[blackgreed01]

i watched dbz to

[gator2978]

Phil is awesome and Chuck Norris knows this

[gator2978]

Phil is awesome

[ninjanight360]

l would see what everybody thing of me

[BEATLESman1988]

QOTD: it would be a terrible thing

[Behindspace90]

It seems like you are wearing lip gloss also...

(Plus: you talk annoyingly.)

[o0r4e3o0]

great thing, if youve seen what woman want (not gay btw) pretty awesome i must say

ps: only said that because i watched it for the first time last weekend. forced.....

[Brittanyssofly]

I think it would be a good and bad thing. Good because people don't always say what's on their mind and sometimes you need to hear it. Bad because of the weirdness/outbreaks of violence that could ensue because of people reading say negative/racist/prejudiced/per­verted trains of thought. And even though you could turn it on or off, you might not realize when you're going to get a thought that you really would rather not have heard in the first place.

[zomg0101]

I'd use it to find out how others feel about me?

[whitenite007]

QOTD: it'd be a good thing. Everyone pretty much already knows everything bad with this world. It can't get much worse, right?

[megamandjk]

QOTD: i think it would be an awsome power, id use it to find all the really hot slutty girls

[TheHotrodder2]

all girls should be required to wear this lip gloss

[BingoIsMyName023]

I'm making fun of chuck norris lol. Yay, I'm not dead yet.

[Irc96]

QOTD: Go read The Jaunt by Stephen King.

[zakster22]

One of your better shows keep it up I hadn't laughed for a while but loved the debate mind reading bit

[ThreadThought]

I think people would just get better at not thinking.

[5Jackson15]

were can you buy this lip stick??

[learning2fall88]

no i dont think its safe

[tacopenguiness]

I wouldnt use the power if I had it. Thats an invasion of privacy and if the person/people found out you were doing it then would no longer trust you if they even trusted you in the first place. It would be a good tool to have when interrogating enemies and solving crime but other than that..I wouldnt want it!

[sTeViE12312311]

QQTD: Bad idea because.....PEOPLE CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[commentcarl]

EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!

... see why on my page, or don't

(no trolls please, unless your hot))

[marcusdranz]

QOTD: I'd fuck with people. Pure and simple.

[jakquezz]

QOTD: Isn't that what social networking is? haha

[grungeface87]

Bad thing - Thought Police, 1984, case rested.

[wutever22]

QOTD - i'd use it on women. not to understand them, but have them understand what I'm talking about.

[jmmoore4]

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[ZiplocClownfish]

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[reaputt]

QOTD: It would be a bad thing because what if you thought about thinking and that created an endless loop in your brain which created a rip in time and space and sent you back in time to when I WAS DOING YOUR MOM!

[phrozenscore]

Yes. To see how much your mom likes my dick. :P

[shockingfawn]

i think it would be bad to hear other peoples thought because there is some messed up shit people prob think about i know i have them.

I think it would make life boring and dull. what would be the point of turning the thing off and on when you can just speak it verbally without spilling humiliating stuff. but if u could just make other people think stuff out loud, like lets say a boyfriend to see if hes cheating on you or not it would make life more easier

[MsSmallfry89]

I think it would be awesome.. I hate liars so it would give me a chance to really know what someone thinks... But I heard ignorance is bliss... So it might just backfire on me.

[athrunx19a]

@Question of the Day:

It would be a good thing because you would know everyone's likes, dislikes, knowledge and ideas, thus having all of the worlds knowledge for yourself. I would then use this to run a one-world government, where I am at the top of everything. I would use the knowledge I attain to make the world a better place, because i know what people would want, so no reason to be ambiguous about it.

And score some hot Asians.

[darkblaze5000]

BAD thing. you don't need to know what some people are thinking and when you do it'll ruin your relationship.

[Smarlygirl]

QOTD: I say Good and Bad thing. Good thing because I can tell what to make fun of and what not to make insulting jokes about.

[NeglectedGlitchers]

i think a lot, i mean a lot! so it would be bad. plus since every teenage boy is mad horny the girl would turn it on and she'd be bombarded by like 1000 guys thinking how nice her tits are.

[LordLewiss]

Check out my video response its pretty good. Leave a comment as well, subscribe as well if you want too

[bennymental]

amy loves jusitn bieber

[Atokad423]

It took me a second to realize that you said, "My car had been broken into." At first I thought you said, "My car had been broken in two."

[phil1676rhodes]

i'd be cool cause I could read mind of all the big tit aisan teens

Jonice(-)(-)

[mrquickfoot]

If you can know what other people are thinking, I would use it while playing poker for the purpose of making lots of money.

[vampirechild24]

you talk A LOT!

[panda3xpr3ss]

try watching whatthebuckshow

[jgrewal6]

i completely just tuned out during that whole viacom and youtube rant.. no idea what your talking about phil but love you videos anyways!

[Titan5Omega]

Bad thing, can u imagin if a woman walking down the street knew wat every guy was tihnking wen they looked at her. I wonder if thinking improper thoughts might become a crime.. hm?? mental assult?

[killtacular888x]

hell yeah but there has to be a sign that some1 is using it!

[itsjussme2000]

QOTD, It would be a bad thing because I couldn't handle my wife thinking what a tiny dick I have. Or while we are fucking she might be thinking "Oh god DeFranco you are the greatest. You make me cum so hard." I would have to kill myself.

[acreativealias]

BAD THING. it's just like...wrong

[Masterpivot292]

DRAGONBALL Z. FUCK YEA.

[reginaexmacchia]

good thing, 'cause then i would know what my dad was lying about, 'cause i can tell he's lying, but i don't know what about, exactly. oh and i'd be able to tell when people were planning on doing anything so i'd make a bajillion dollars working for the government.

[Purplecupcake4]

Omg that's the too-faced lip gloss, right?? I have that!!

[moonslayer53]

It would be a good thing, you could know what sammich your girlfriend is making you!

[MEAVANI]

PHIL DEFRANCO IS THE SHIT!!!!

signed,

BROOKLYN73!

Balls?