Johnny Ricer

[TheIncest]

asians got your dick in there mouths

[MR01cobrasvt]

Those NOS bottles are sweet... I am running the same bottles in my Cobra.. It's good for a 1/40 horsepower shot.. Really puts you back in the seat. You wanna wear a 5 point harness when doing this..

[flskim906]

I GOT UR MULLET PAL

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

The white civic is in the background in this video, it's from the first video.

[MasterJediKyleKatarn]

@MasterJediKyleKatarn Prelude*

[ordi75]

"Shut the hell up...

It's got a custom..." lol

[4POINT3TropicalStorm]

.. "imported from japan, my uncle lives there. He's chinese."

[outdoorsman767]

the visor makes this video

[MrPhilysofikal]

Loved the Dragon spirit spell... Hilarious.

The sad part is there's guys out there like this that are for real. Make us actual tuners look bad...

Then again ricers make my car a real sleeper. Cause a lot of people think that my car has nothing under the hood when they pull up beside me.

250hp and 220tq is pretty good in a 2300lb car.

[TheFlabXD]

Worst Fucking Paint Job Ever!!! And That Ancient Dragon Spirt Shit Is So Damn Fake!!

[dusto1002]

@TheFlabXD lmfao this guy actually took this serious? really dude?

[TheFlabXD]

Man Those Nos Bottles Are Smaller Than Justin Biebers Penis!!

[Plasmaok1965]

if u dont like tuners dont look it up lol



[Plasmaok1965]

its funny how all these muscles heads talk crap about tuners but yet there the ones looking the shit up on youtube lol deep inside they are all tuners LOL

[TheStunnaLife]

The best part is the paint job lol

[96infinitii30]

as much as that honda is a pos it was funny also how the camaro makes a lot of noise but wasnt shit either

[scottdaltondavis]

F'ing awesome!



[cornchips88]

lmao is this honda supposed to deliver milk?? haha

[deepengrave]

jajajaja this guy is a God.

[pimpmyllama1]

goat shit...lol

[gixxerboy22]

i love this video!!! hahahahahahahaha

[HateOnEveryone]

I have a.civic but this is hilarious

[freezysworld]

custom cow paint job :) niceee !

[stevenreyes636]

my computer has a virus xD

[cornchips88]

i think he was kidding..

[barthoedemaker]

I got a neighbour just like that. I have to watch that shit Honda Civic everyday. And the worst of all I have a Honda tuner guy living in the street aswell :S

[ASHERLIVEZ]

"ancient Japanese spell" LOL!!!!

[SoldierMedicPATMAN]

i just wanna start by saying that i own an integra gsr and i love it, it doesnt have 900hp or anything but i would take it over a camero or firebird anyday. that being said this video is fucking hilarious.

[SoldierMedicPATMAN]

i just wanna start by saying that i own an integra gsr and i love it, it doesnt have 900hp or anything but i would take it over a camero or firebird anyday. that being said this video is fucking hilarious.

[Vaicurious]

People don't have that shit.

[Eziel101]

I like any car that is done up well but people can really screw them up. Btw I did hear that those stickers are pretty powerful!

[ExtremePeppers]

If you add some stickers on your car you will get another 500 hp.

[ExtraTerrestrials]

looooool

[MyRetartedBroProd]

Honda, Nissan, Toyota all last WAY longer than american pieces of shit and that's a fact.. I have a 91 civic hatch with the stock d15b7 and it still runs smooth.. Any other American bullshit would've broken down already.. I'm swapping a b18c1 or a b16a6 in it soon.. Faster than you think, bro

[NickDevXT]

@MyRetartedBroProd Least my engine holds more than a mt. dew bottle ;)

[01Z06guy]

@MyRetartedBroProd

You're an ignorant, clueless child. If you think every American car 1991 or older hasn't lasted as well as your civic, you might, in fact, be one of the dumbest people on youtube. And that's saying a LOT.

[01Z06guy]

@MyRetartedBroProd

BTW, you're car is extremely slow. Please realize this and stop driving like a tool. Its basic transportation and nothing else. If you want something cool or fast, buy something cool or fast. Your car isn't either.

[HondaKillerG]

@MyRetartedBroProd Too bad you have to swap the engine out to actually get some power though... seriously just keep it as is and enjoy the mileage....

[MisterWordman]

@MyRetartedBroProd Have Honda, Nissan and Toyota all lasted since the 1930s? I still see Model Ts driving around. Youre a fucking idiot.

[blaketheparonite91]

@MyRetartedBroProd my father owns a dodge ram with over 400k, still runs strong. any vehicle will last if you perform regular maintinence. more maintinence is required on a larger engine like a v8; and when people neglect a large engine it will not last. change the oil every 3000 miles and get regular tune ups and a v8 will last just as long as a 4 cylinder.

[clank4001]

where's your mullet at

[i2dv2da2dn]

AAAHAHAHAHAH VTAK! HAHAHAH



[MikeHawk1234567890]

I just learned something new today! Cars go MOO.

[C06coolvette]

I know this was staged but most of the owners of these riced out hondas (and other small 4cycl POS) are the same. Cheap distasteful mods, a loud obnoxious sounding exhaust, a bunch of nonsense about how 'fast' it goes, what they did under the hood, with the headlights/taillights and cheap ass looking body kits and typical BS about vtech and an engine swap and how it can almost keep up with cars worth more.

Fact: It's still a loud ugly ricer that's gonna get beat by most stock cars. LOL

[adcstmh]

@C06coolvette agree with u i been called a ricer cause i own a 08 scion xb, it doesnt have that fart sound or body kit on it and do u hav any mods 2 ur vette?

[clutchplate]

@adcstmh lol agreed. i have a 2009 peugeot 207 GTi (i know, i know, its french lol)....in a drag race cars that put out twice as much power and cost 3 times as much will eat it for breakfast. then we go to a twisty road and soon enough i get told that i have a circuit racing suspension setup and god know wtf else. i think another point should be brought to the "u know ur a ricer when...." being ".....you think a drag race is the only acceptable test to prove how good or bad a car is"

[adcstmh]

@clutchplate isnt that 1 of the fastest cars?

[clutchplate]

@adcstmh not sure what u mean dude

[adcstmh]

@clutchplate isnt the peugeot 207 GTi 1 of the fastest cars?

[clutchplate]

@adcstmh hell no lol. 0-100km/h is about 7 seconds. its not entirely slow, but yea...on a twisty road its pretty damn quick

[adcstmh]

@clutchplate oh lol and 7 seconds to 60 is pritty good i think

[clutchplate]

@adcstmh well like i said, its not entirely slow; but if i was to have a drag against something like a Subaru WRX STi the 207 would get absolutely raped....even though there is only a 2 second difference to 60.

its a pity u guys dont get peugeots in the US. they are great value for money. especially the 207 RC priced at $23 000. u get leather/suede interior, bucket seats front and rear, is only available in manual and as a coupe. has the same 1.6L turbo intercooled engine as the Mini Cooper S

[adcstmh]

@clutchplate can u post a vid of it on ur profile of it doin 0-60 and the outside of it? never seen 1 b4

[clutchplate]

@adcstmh got a few on there buddy. go check them out. mines a limited edition Le Mans series, hence the decals

[Erick427]

i never knew hank hill was into imports

[Jordanjschaecher]

my headers arn't headerin right, my cams not cammin right, i think my computers got a virus

[Dtmrox]

Man my v-tec with twin turbos doesnt have shit on that v-tak

[freezysworld]

that car looks like a cow

[sid203]

this video is staged

complete nonsense

[cornchips88]

@sid203 it is staged lmao

[sid203]

what an ass

this guy is a real fucking moron

[arvydas0069]

@sid203 He's making fun of you

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

Damn man, I gotta get that 1.6 valve, ancient Japanese spell powered V-TAK and dump that shit in my 626.

[ZTeam79]

It's funny how people laugh at this video but they still argue in the comment area. Here's my theory; any car can beat any car if you put money into them.

[Renev12391]

@ZTeam79 amen to that

[AlexSchneider21]

@ZTeam79

wow really???

[clb5555]

It's really hard to do a video like this without looking like you're trying too hard. That was awesome man! Hope I never roll up next to you on the streets, VTAK ftw.

[prelude92jdm777]

ill admit these videos are fucking hilarious, but why cant this guy apprecate real tuner cars that arent rice

[WRXSubaru08]

32 people dont know what humor is...lol i love how he wrote V-Tak

[wilwilly159]

VERY funny! Good job! LOL

[VIPonME]

lololololol haahaahahh...import for life

[vincevelasquez]

EVEN HIS PHONE IS A RICER......LOLOLOLOLOL XD

[CockYaLegS]

Fucking classic video!

[neotizok]

v-tak: variable transistor acummulator kinetizasor... LOL

[Birdcage67554]

@neotizok that shit made me rofl so hard i puked!!!!

[prelude92jdm777]

@neotizok hahahahahahahahahah3 35 is the funniest shit ive ever seen hahaha im heella blazd right now

[thefamilyk]

Upside down and backwards visor. No. No, you're not a douche at all.

[Nebraskahusker23]

@thefamilyk I hope you're being sarcastic.

[decoy125]

you dont just see this shit everyday man

[DaneLimmish]

lawl

[White05Turbo]

shit! 17 second fast! Thats fast!

[1bad84s10]

lol funny shit.. ill show you what the fuck's done to this car man, do u really think you have a chinamans chance against this car man



[speedytc85]

lol 

[TheOutlawmaniac]

lol hilarious 

[EvilKratos89]

100 proof Jack Daniels lol

[blasianboi1]

this guy is awesome...lol

[BooBooStainz]

the dude sounds like hank from king of the hill lol

[phsycicchild24]

LMFAO! Dude, a car computer can't get a virus! lmfao! and dude, wtf is up with that paint job? Where you live man? I'll race you, and PWN you. cause your car SUCKS!

[EBurg2490Skillz]

@phsycicchild24 r u really being serious??? hes joking around numb nuts. u need to take a chill pill n down a glass of shut the fuck up. he has 100 proof jack injection. dragon symbol on the gas cap adds 20-25 whp. he has nos set up n custom interior from japan. oh dont forget bout vtak. dyno sheets dont lie. have u seen that torque curve!? plus i bet ur car wieghs bout 3800lbs. ur fucked hands down

[phsycicchild24]

@EBurg2490Skillz xD dude when you have no limitor, a 5.0L v6, a supercharger, and a cold air intake (all stock on my car mind you) then talk shit. and i know hes bein "smart" i'm just givin him shit. and the symbol doesn't add shit, its a sticker and actually means "God of the Cows"

[EBurg2490Skillz]

@phsycicchild24 a v6 5.0??? wow u really know ur car. u know im being flat out sarcastic the entire time on that last comment. ok well i own a 1996 eagle talon tsi awd. i dont like bragging cuz ppl dont understand what i beat. i destroy mustangs n vettes. beat an ls1 my a car length a few weeks ago. i have a gt35r turbo kit. 2.3 stroker fully built engine. including a .3 bore. built head new pistons. bc280 cams new crank and 6 bolt swap. my car is dynoed at 384 awhp n 392 ft lbs torque

[EBurg2490Skillz]

@phsycicchild24 oh not to mention gutted. roll cage which i have to. stage 3 axles. build trans. n so much more. if u really think u have a flying fuck chane with ur lil 5.0 ill b glad to kick its ass. thats what i love bout muscle car air heads. they think the have the best cars. well there is a reason i have a slogan on my car that says "v8 what?" on my bumper

[phsycicchild24]

@EBurg2490Skillz Almao you know whats really funny. is that you truly think you still have a chance. I have a supercharger, cold air intake, 2 Nitrous tanks and a lightened car. Technically speaking since my car was made without a governor or restrictor, its not even street legal. I have no top out speed due to the face i have niether of the limiters. So bring it on. And i don't have a muscle car, thats not what i said. I said, that i have a NEWER VERSION of a Muscle car. And vettes? lmao bs

[dtrip09]

@phsycicchild24 so wahts your top speed unlimited??? lmao what a douche bag hahahahaha

[phsycicchild24]

@EBurg2490Skillz Your car couldnt beat a civic let alone a vette with a massive engine. Saying you can beat a vette is saying you can beat a Ferarri, and its not even the newest ZR1 that beats beats Ferarris. You don't have shit under the hood, or on the streets. Get a real car. No eagle is beating anything higher then a bucket of bolts on cinderblocks.

[EBurg2490Skillz]

@phsycicchild24 how bout u look at the worlds fastes 4 cylinder dumb fuck. its a 4g63. aka dsm aka my car. look at all the 9 n 8 sec talons. countless. btw if u want proof i got vids that will b uploaded once im finished with them INCLUDING me beating a corvette z06. so up urs! not bad for a 2.3

[gambrazzio6989]

@EBurg2490Skillz 4g63 blows k20 ftw son

[EBurg2490Skillz]

@gambrazzio6989 hell yeah man. biuld them right n u got something no one expects. especially from the muscle meat heads out there. thats y i went tuner

[gambrazzio6989]

@EBurg2490Skillz damn man. You weren't supposed to agree with me. I mean I love k20's but the 4g63 is a monster nd I would never say it really sucks. LOL I was just fucking with you

[EBurg2490Skillz]

@gambrazzio6989 wait what? lol thought u were saying that k20s were worse than 4g63s. i love the 4g63 man. so much more potential n better for holding boost. fuck that honda shit lol

[gambrazzio6989]

@EBurg2490Skillz what? F u then LOL

[dtrip09]

@EBurg2490Skillz v8 what?? like v8 beats 4 and 6 anyday?? yeh thought so lol dude ay modded v8 will beat any 4 or 6 their tard lol

[EBurg2490Skillz]

@dtrip09 and thats how i take ur money hot shot. not knowing what my car is capable of is what i love

[Flashgord0nisdead]

that gas cap decal means "god of the cows"... lol

[thehacker660]

29 honda owners got butthurt by this video.

[cbra66]

that visor Pimp

[AlvaroMoraisBR]

The bottles, hahaha

[blkchrm77]

i bet even that celica beside him at 0:25 can beat his ass

[IKowItAll]

Is this car for sale?

Get back to me asap.

[Preppyboy70x]

did u film this with a calculator?

[Fastspoolsupra]

"Variable, transistor, accumliator... konnectizer?"

VTAK?

LOL

[rg94life]

I think computer got a virus Lmfao !!!!!

[DerekGreeson]

"I got the custom alcohol injection 100 proof Jack Daniels" haha

[psychoninja911]

A lot of inbred hating going on here. Lots of stereotyping.

Takes a retard to judge a country of people by a car someone else drives in America.

I heard you lose braincells if your mother has sex with your uncle+dad. I could be wrong, but I'm sure that's his situation here.

[jeepdriver713]

"headers ain't headin right, cams ain't cammin right" omfg i love this guy. one funny mother fucker

[sinister99gt]

i love the NOS bottles, funny funny

[hobosapien081]

the Japanese writing literally means "cow god"??!!?? LMAO

[xsv75]

its an anciet japanese spell, what it does is...it blows like a dragon, gives the car a dragon sort like power LMFAO hahahahahahahaha

[THEPARTYACC]

daaam dat turbo II is da shit! :)

[deepengrave]

Jonny you have done a masterpiece lol!!!!!

[tquest1]

V-TAK!

[itachiseclara]

I like the White Rx7 on the other side....FC3S for the win

[mrN3w7]

Do you milk that thing after you park it in garage? :)

[Skystyk6]

I am sure this guy get's his rear end wore out all the time.

[flskim906]

Custom NOS bottle mount lmao

[mstrshkmtwd]

lol and when v-tec kicks in its all over

[alexcandy1411]

You are hilarious

[juankeny88]

piece of shit

[war2k7]

ancient Japanese spell FTW!!!

[cuja89]

See You Got The Custom Goat Shit Brown Interior,Very Rare Option On This Car haha this shit is great

[8jhusk]

it looks like a toyota COWrola

[AemTiburonGT]

Hahaha funny shit yo

[dave86silv83]

Goat shit brown LOL.

[MCTravass23]

I WANNA GO TO A CAR SHOW WITH THIS GUY OR THE DRAGS HAHA

[Gin132456]

anyone staring at the fc next to the honda? was i the only one ._.

[tacomanfan344]

I thought I was the only one who was like, "Oh an RX-7..." and watched it the whole time haha you're not alone.

[maxspeed06]

When he said lets look at the outside fucjen cow spots haahahahaha.

[iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa]

hahahahhaha johnny ricer is the best at ricer talking

[Juan50638]

funny shit and im a honda owner and its true most of this ricers think that putting accersories will make the car fast lol

[verynice420]

is that a ricer hat? lol

[willpw314]

@verynice420 it actually adds about 20 horse power, and if you look at the torque curve it flattens it out up to about 2200 instead of 2000

[nfamous14]

hahhaha!!! that video is funny,  well done.. 5/5

[rickmurrda]

"when i say very fast i mean 17 second fast" haha

[testify221]

my computer got a virus LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[MrDriftFaction]

lmao v-tak

[MrWW2ace]

hahahahaha pos forien car get better one like mishubishi

[hulkamania88382010]

like i said my uncle works for a very "high company" back home in japan uh tokyo rather...shut the hell up...(lmfao!)

[TheDavy1]

lol lol i dont have anything to say this video is so funny.

[fitzgerald434]

the moo moo cow paint job haha nice paint job lmfao XD

[Justice3O5]

3:38 V-TAK engaged lolz!

[carmaster569]

he has chinese connections in japan. dumb-ass

[verynice420]

1:39 "Shut the hell up" HAHAHA!

[carmaster569]

ITS A PEACE OF SHIT v-tak my ass

[carmaster569]

ITS A PEACE OF SHIT

[zlion71]

LOL!!!!

[crzygutrsnobrdr]

goat shit brown lol.lol my uncle lives in japan but is chinese.

[stocker921]

goat shit brown interior ahahaha

[verynice420]

ancient japanese sticker spell 50 HP

[saulanibal1]

what a funny redneck!

[europe0wnz]

do you sell propane and propane accessories?

[04COMach1]

My headers aren't headerin right...

[Traxxas1992]

O shit. "puts out ..... ok so doesnt put out that much hp but look at this torque curve" and once v-tak kicks in its all over man hahaha funny as fuk

[LoopKoop6778]

Great video i think some people thought you was being serious lol....

[AteYourBaby13]

my rearend is gettin worn out... i think my computers got a virus... BAAHAHAHAAA

[Onry1]

U forgot the 250lb 5 ft tall wing on the back....

[bman1592]

I got connections from Tokyo, Japan. My uncle, he's chinese, He lives. there.

LAWL

[phsycicchild24]

@bman1592 So your saying that Chinese people can't live in Tokyo? there is such a thing as moving to another country ya know. lol

[mustangbub03]

my computers got a viris LOL

[WestLosHomiez]

Alcohol injection 100 proof jack daniel... LMFAO!!! XD

[Brainiac83]

Check out the torque curve hilarious.

[markpetersonii]

classic ;)

[NedacFilms]

my headers aren't header'n right...LOL!!!!

[bigh124]

Do you sell propane and propane accessories?

[Scmshacks]

omg you ricer screw you. you suck get a new car. Look at this guy and his cow paintjob fuck you faggot.

[JordanAdameMusic]

@Scmshacks hes making fun of ricers,this guy is hilarious



[xMixemup]

i want one of those slow switches and mini nos bottles

[snakesonaplane2]

what was the very last thing the Camaro driver says at the end of the video?

[xaviervahidy]

@snakesonaplane2 he was blaming his traction control for not letting him burn rubber

[george5751]

this shit is funny and that supra is nice to i like supras

[CYB117]

variable transistor accumilator kanetisizor fucking great i was dying

[DieselPredatorT444E]

ROFL hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy crist so funny

[408Mustangs]

Ah yes, the custom cow pain job. Very rare.