your a fuckin retarded dick head you can't sing so you should of called it quits and you can't rap and your not funny you got a terrible voice and your only gonna make yourself imbariised so don't make another or i fuckin smash your face in you fuckin peace of white trash
I'm not going to judge you on your rapping abilities. I think your lyrics are creative as well. But what you are wearing is bothering me hardcore. Clearly, you are a nerd. That's okay. Nobody's judging you for that. But I can smell your desperation from here. So, please, stop it. Not even as a joke.
never change bud! you have tons of talent and you seriously make my day everytime i watch your videos. love the people who are there for you and fuck the rest.
@cooldude2268 a question for you why font you just fuck yourself??? I'd like to see you to attempt to do better!!! And when you do I will watch an laugh In your face cuz it wil fail !!! Go away no one wants you!!!
@cooldude2268 wow, you are stupid. it OBVIOUSLY says parody. and then you have the nerve to comment and say shit and bring freaking jesus into this when he thanked him for the idea and stuff. it's not like he said he hated him or anything. i'd like to see YOU do any better. not evan spear. and if you can't then dont complain. and you probably weren't the only freaking person to tell him to do this song. cooldude2268=epic failure troll. ryan doka=cool. he wins so shut the hell up.
@cooldude2268 wow, you are stupid. it OBVIOUSLY says parody. and then you have the nerve to comment and say shit and bring freaking jesus into this when he thanked him forthe idea and stuff. it's not like he said he hated him or anything. i'd like to see YOU do any better. not evan spear. and if you can't then dont complain. and you probably weren't the only freaking person to tell him to do this song. cooldude2268=epic failure troll. ryan doka=cool. he wins so shut the hell up.
@cooldude2268 hey now hey now.. Cool down (See what i did there?) Jesus is not a part of this, and just because you told me to sing a song does not mean i did it in your honor, I remade the song because i'm a comedian. Comedians Mock certain things such as lyrics and songs itself. Now sip on some Cool-aid (did it again) and tell me who Evan spear is so i can make the comparison myself. Stop being a homophobic you self absorbed slice of bread.
Damn I remember when you were starting out you didn't have that many subscribers! But damn man. I subscribed because it was funny seeing you sing a female song! And you are funny as hell dude!
@ryan5434132 I know sorry if I might of offended you. I didn't say it was a bad thing, you're awesome. Oh, and your singing actually sounded really good in thiss. You should do more parodies. :)
i love how he had decorations and like they were just laying there and he was just like doing his thing u know like singing the songs he likes and songs people listen to.
@dominatingkelly ur a dumbass how would that make me feel special i was just saying that he doesnt have to discredit himself cuz hes white so fuck off
You are so fricken hawt dude!!!!!!
MyAngelVoice0 1 month ago
you really have to laugh more :D
Juliezard 2 months ago
hot!
kierasxena 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ryan5434132
one of my friend and me love you soooo much. you are sooo sweeeeeeeeet. awwwwwww.. come to germany and meet us, babyyyyy :D
<3 YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!
TheLenablub 3 months ago
wow lol
this is the wierdest song ever
MellyPoo6 3 months ago
wow lol
MellyPoo6 3 months ago
'you can suck ass'
hahahaah omg you are so good, i love this AND you :-)
ShannonLappin 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ryan5434132
how do you rape toast?
lovemrbubbles 4 months ago
YOUR FRED THE SECOND =)
XxJCSanAndreasxX 5 months ago in playlist More videos from ryan5434132
aaaaaaaaaw i love it!
may be i'll do a video w/ this lyrics too >.<
ChaotikKx 5 months ago
Hilarious
MultiGleek12 6 months ago
Haha.. Dont hate on him guys... It was funny
perfectproductions28 6 months ago
I love you!
puffle455 6 months ago
fucking fail mate
kinkaybabes09 6 months ago
wat the fuck toast
harris9142 7 months ago
AWSOME... I just want to have big gay man sex with you right now, even if you do delete negative comments and thumbs up your own.
mrsmith14021982 7 months ago
Fail
Coopbal26 7 months ago
Hahaha i love this im gona show my friends! Btw ur hot just sayin
AshleyRenae42 7 months ago
U had a go mate. Good Job. oh and my brother reckons u look alot like me
TimFoxhall 8 months ago
Your hot <3
sxcpinkbabe 8 months ago
All the haters- If you don't like his vids, don't watch. He has way more talent and fans than you'll ever have. So shut up and get a life
ILoveYoo5369182 8 months ago
I would rather eat crap than watch this again!
rawrimadino85 8 months ago
your a fuckin retarded dick head you can't sing so you should of called it quits and you can't rap and your not funny you got a terrible voice and your only gonna make yourself imbariised so don't make another or i fuckin smash your face in you fuckin peace of white trash
CurtisWun 9 months ago
Haa. This is way dope-3
y3ahmannn 9 months ago
I'm not going to judge you on your rapping abilities. I think your lyrics are creative as well. But what you are wearing is bothering me hardcore. Clearly, you are a nerd. That's okay. Nobody's judging you for that. But I can smell your desperation from here. So, please, stop it. Not even as a joke.
BasiaMarie 10 months ago
love it ♥
love it ♥
love you ♥
TheTjja 10 months ago
dislike the guy .....he talk so much!!! ..and i dont move my ask....
brendalici0us 11 months ago
dislike the guy .....he talk so much!!!
brendalici0us 11 months ago
never change bud! you have tons of talent and you seriously make my day everytime i watch your videos. love the people who are there for you and fuck the rest.
paigegorter2012 11 months ago
u r so cute
btw im 17
aireenbra 1 year ago
fuck this retard
KILLERshamwow 1 year ago
rubbish but nice try
dan123taylor 1 year ago
If i were to ever see u in real life id break your fuckin neck good job mauling a awesome song dick!
x8XSgtGrizx8x 1 year ago
the tost that can not speak dosent ryme
865ricky 1 year ago
hahaha i liked tht very much .
& stop bringing yrself down, yr rapping was overall , pretty Eminem decent ! (:
*shelby !
shelbyyish 1 year ago
ur soo fdggin hott
soccerluver1016 1 year ago
you funny as shyt ... check out my channel
producerboy29 1 year ago
i think the rapping was good :D
kategeorge2879 1 year ago
your not funny? YES YOU ARE! your soo funny i laughed my ass off! i love your voice :P
drewNalace 1 year ago
dude your hella fine and the scarf makes you adorable... your personality blows me away and turns peoples heads your amazng
4kabota 1 year ago
omg u look like fred
Waddleoncp 1 year ago
I think you are brilliant :D I laught so much :) I love it! <3
browniegirl1000 1 year ago
Dude u suck soo bad!!! ur so freakin gay!!
bigdiesel692016 1 year ago
@bigdiesel692016 your freakin gay
ilovemsnx 1 year ago
LOL! Love it!
Don't listen to the haters!
Love your rapping ;D
xNomNomNomx 1 year ago
Guess that's why they call it TOASTY haha i love that part.
eclips505 1 year ago
ima rape it on the couch and set this house on fire?
pmsl!♥
Ri4anaable 1 year ago
i though you were going to say piece of shit but then you said toast.... my sister was like on the floor....
americangirlcheer123 1 year ago
ryan cant wait to see you!
Kyrstishot 1 year ago
Wanna be your toast!
ElltheEarl 1 year ago
love ur glasses and ur funny xD
claudialovesmusic1 1 year ago
i like it! Good Job!
anna96lol 1 year ago
so funny (: and your so cute.
kaycraw1995 1 year ago
i love this so funny
theoneandonlyWoodz 1 year ago
awesome job man! Your paradoy is awesome man!! DOnt listen to the haters brother ur awesome!
ItsEViLDeD 1 year ago
Hahaha where am I going to the toaster bitch Ahah this video is really funny I'm gonna show like every one I know
13oscar12 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahhaha you doo look snazzy
Rarry4567hello123 1 year ago
Oh MI GOD you said "I Love the way" .... its "Love the way" nanannaa!
shalanabharath 1 year ago
It's ok … fine fine
shinybieber 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 a question for you why font you just fuck yourself??? I'd like to see you to attempt to do better!!! And when you do I will watch an laugh In your face cuz it wil fail !!! Go away no one wants you!!!
tashafranzese444 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 Each to their own.
ryan5434132 1 year ago
LOL i love ryan.
Charleyy77 1 year ago
your soo amazingly cute! my bf luuks lyk yu......bt a mexican version haha:)
xGoingOutWithaBANGx 1 year ago
@xGoingOutWithaBANGx ?
alwaysanairhead 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 ohh yeah and a lot of people cuss and are religious. just cause you love God, doesnt mean you cant cuss.
mememe12395 1 year ago
wtff toastt
xobubblygirl97 1 year ago
This is awesome:D I am a piece of toast(: haha , love your hair and nerd glasses
lilmam4ever 1 year ago
I don't think I've ever heard a song about toast. xD
noodlespirit 1 year ago
OMG! yhuu sed love the way not i love the way, HAHAHAHA yhuu make me crack up lol<3<3
frankierules123 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 BECAUSE U MOCK GOOD SONGS U FUCKIN DICK
MrRem300 1 year ago
"I obviously am a piece of toast. "
lizzycena18 1 year ago
pml :L
amymilne2nov 1 year ago
dude hes deffinatly gay yoo...fuckin homo
RANGERS16AVERY 1 year ago
you have it easy, with the part from eminem, it is your language, but i from germany? it is to fast xd
adrianmaibaum 1 year ago
I Love Your Videos ! Funny !<3
BrendaGutierrez56 1 year ago
SHOE LACE!
Haha! this is brilliant! The lyrics are so funny! TOAST!
I love your videos! :) <3
SarahTheFairyLUVSJaE 1 year ago
SHOE LACE;)!
reconnectedforever 1 year ago
zebraheartz04 1 year ago
llooovee your rapping you should do no love by eminem :)
atrrinify 1 year ago
Haha, you're singings improved SO much since when you first started making vids. Still not that good though
EllenB95 1 year ago
HE IS AWESOME!
Elle996 1 year ago
woah the last video i saw was when he tryed to do a backflip and i was rotflmao
nevershoutwhaa0323 1 year ago
guess thats why they call it......<3 **TOASTIE**<3 love it ryan.
fearlesspiggy 1 year ago
haha your hair is cute
DudetteDanii 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 yea ur so stupid retard he's ryan is awesome and ur a fag u stupid idiot
xXForgottenDreamerXx 1 year ago
lol i have the exact same glasses and awesome song
countrygurl343 1 year ago
your gorgeous & face it this song should be number one:D!
reconnectedforever 1 year ago
Hot
mitchlbl 1 year ago
@cooldude2268
Woah settle down, he is making a parody, like 200 000 other youtubers are.
If you don't like how it is done, make your own version and we will judge it.
I liked it, except for the "ima rape it on the couch" bit :|
Love your videos, love how you talk too much before you even start singing. Kee up with the good work :)
WestCoasterGirl 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@cooldude2268 wow, you are stupid. it OBVIOUSLY says parody. and then you have the nerve to comment and say shit and bring freaking jesus into this when he thanked him for the idea and stuff. it's not like he said he hated him or anything. i'd like to see YOU do any better. not evan spear. and if you can't then dont complain. and you probably weren't the only freaking person to tell him to do this song. cooldude2268=epic failure troll. ryan doka=cool. he wins so shut the hell up.
mememe12395 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 wow, you are stupid. it OBVIOUSLY says parody. and then you have the nerve to comment and say shit and bring freaking jesus into this when he thanked him forthe idea and stuff. it's not like he said he hated him or anything. i'd like to see YOU do any better. not evan spear. and if you can't then dont complain. and you probably weren't the only freaking person to tell him to do this song. cooldude2268=epic failure troll. ryan doka=cool. he wins so shut the hell up.
mememe12395 1 year ago 5
hmmmm great songgg!(:
but even though you dont want people to judge your rapping skills i am and i think you did really good(: better than i would have done(:
jessiejay96 1 year ago
LMFAO The losers suck ass......geez you talk to much before singing.....lmfao you should read the lyrics...Lmfao cute glasses and awesome singing....
sebastinasierra 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 hey now hey now.. Cool down (See what i did there?) Jesus is not a part of this, and just because you told me to sing a song does not mean i did it in your honor, I remade the song because i'm a comedian. Comedians Mock certain things such as lyrics and songs itself. Now sip on some Cool-aid (did it again) and tell me who Evan spear is so i can make the comparison myself. Stop being a homophobic you self absorbed slice of bread.
ryan5434132 1 year ago 38
@ryan5434132 tru dat! listen i think its hot tht ur a least tryin call me if u want my #, reply 2 this within 2 days pls :) ;) :D :O
bbresel 1 year ago
@cooldude2268 holy shit dude its a song he wanted just to make his own song with it god FREAK
godeanna134 1 year ago
Love your hair
kaylabum06 1 year ago
i like it ! & you look really cute ;)
ItaliaGirL931 1 year ago
i like your hair.
i love your videos.
:DD
LovelyBlueEyes100 1 year ago
ahha cool :D
forsbejb 1 year ago
haha... crazy funny :D
SelGomezNr2 1 year ago
LOL my screen hanged at 2.21 due to slow load and it was hilarious.
fuckliao 1 year ago
are you still with allison
LIVVYROX123 1 year ago
Your so yappy but I love your videos! You make me laugh! <3
09meandmyhorses 1 year ago 2
i love you:D; good singing:D, your hott!!!
JennyYates 1 year ago
You. Are. Fucking. Smexii. And i love you. And you are hilarious :)
ChantelPaige2232 1 year ago
preeeettyy gooodd.
joshhmarryme 1 year ago
cool lyrics.
better than orginal.
jolantainese2 1 year ago 2
you make me laugh so much... i dunno if its cause your bad or...no your just bad...i like the song though(:
well ltes just call it quits there
copyright intended(:
mexicanwaver 1 year ago
Will yu marryy me ??? :)
lexitink 1 year ago
i love you
PEACEwarLOVEtwilight 1 year ago
good song n it isnt the worst you have sang :)
rachaelherbert1 1 year ago
i love your outfit! omfg...your the funniest person on youtube ever! i'm so gald i'm subsribed to you! hahhahahha
RebeccaxAnne 1 year ago 2
SHOEE LACE :)
BambiandTinkerbell 1 year ago
gosh, you make me laugh so much! :L
MrLsuhjunkie 1 year ago
2 minutes of my life wasted.
iloveyouxnina 1 year ago
@iloveyouxnina why watch it then?!
BethanyJane1996 1 year ago
Damn. Wouldn't want to be the toast he's raping!
or would I...
AlexxAwestruckk 1 year ago 6
hahaha, this is the best! :D
sweetiecherub 1 year ago
This is awesome, i love the lyrics, and dude ur rappin isnt that bad. LOVE YOUUUUU <3 <3
CCandVVshow 1 year ago
Heh, this is awesome xD
Shayminization 1 year ago
you are the hottest humps if you agree
babygirl9963 1 year ago
pfffttt :L x
TheSuperHobo15 1 year ago
Probobly the most amazing thing iv ever heard!
Someslurry 1 year ago
You're freaking awesome, One reason to Love you :D You're the Best ;D
mrsmasonmusso3254786 1 year ago
LOL x
AmericanMcGeesAlice2 1 year ago
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StevoStevo95 1 year ago
You look nice :D
That's a cool song.!
The lyrics is ... "awesome" :D
Love from Germany
ToniMiley 1 year ago
ur so frikin awsm :D:D
JustMe9871 1 year ago
HAHa that was a good parody
roots231 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA you are hilarious!!!!
danajilllove 1 year ago
"I'm too far along to quit now." Ah ha..Yeah, sorry. I found that funny. That applies to many different things..
AnimalsRockWorld 1 year ago 3
@AnimalsRockWorld i cought that too...
jimlover1 1 year ago
OMG; This is so awesome! <3
And I loveee your hair (:
DoMyRainbow 1 year ago
Damn I remember when you were starting out you didn't have that many subscribers! But damn man. I subscribed because it was funny seeing you sing a female song! And you are funny as hell dude!
Edsan91 1 year ago
"so now you cant take it off... Unless you really dont like me"
LOL! :')
LexiIsUrs 1 year ago
you never told us why u look so shanzzzy!! ;D
lol how old r u ;)
TheFrayLoverxox 1 year ago
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TheFrayLoverxox 1 year ago
lol, why do you look so snazzy ryan? your so funny <3
DiscoCheese1 1 year ago
Omg what do you guys see in him he is ugly as fuck.
NizhoniEmoGirl190 1 year ago
lmfao !!
lexiflexi101 1 year ago
U can sing if you want to:)! I loooove it for how stupid it is
YOUR HOT<3
tokiiohotel4 1 year ago
wtf i lough my ass of xDD
goldspecialist 1 year ago
You talk SO much before you actually sing. hahahah :D
bananapop1011 1 year ago 7
@bananapop1011 It is technically only 2 minutes in this song. And thats what makes me different from every other youtube comedian singer.
ryan5434132 1 year ago 10
@ryan5434132 I know sorry if I might of offended you. I didn't say it was a bad thing, you're awesome. Oh, and your singing actually sounded really good in thiss. You should do more parodies. :)
bananapop1011 1 year ago
you can sorta sing in this video, stick with rapping
Connierox99 1 year ago
i love how he had decorations and like they were just laying there and he was just like doing his thing u know like singing the songs he likes and songs people listen to.
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(,("(") FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
typierce123 1 year ago
duude, you can actually sing if you try.
next video...actually sing...pleeasee :)
fakeflowers13 1 year ago
u look so snazzy ryan. lol
karinan3rd 1 year ago 2
the begining when u said ur the whitest kid ever is just stupid ur rapping to a white man
69Cortesz 1 year ago
@69Cortesz doesn't matter... big fail, you must feel special for making that point.
unfortunately, he didn't mean it in any way in comparison to a not-white person singing the song.
it's regarding the fact that, stereotypically at least, only african americans can legitimately 'rap'
dominatingkelly 1 year ago
@dominatingkelly ur a dumbass how would that make me feel special i was just saying that he doesnt have to discredit himself cuz hes white so fuck off
69Cortesz 1 year ago
I love how he's chewing gum while singing (:
emily6rox 1 year ago 27
hahahahahahahaha i love you ryan haha your so funny i almost died laughing
litmollie19 1 year ago 2
Eeeeeeeeeeep :D Shhhhnazzy :P beautiful :D
McHughism 1 year ago 2
!!!!!!!!AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!
warfighter951 1 year ago 2
Oh my god... your hair is SEXY! :D
Megalicious1216 1 year ago 42
you're basically my favourite, just saying.
obviously love the song, and it's entertaining to see you fail at rapping :)
slash, i'm first in the dedications, woo!
harmony9312 1 year ago 2
Ryan. Your awesome... WHERE IS YOUR BANANA COSTUME!!!!!!?
RyanDokaLover333 1 year ago 2
cutieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha FUCKING CRAAZY! hahaha (K)
Blingcreepgirl 1 year ago
i love this. You're quite good at teh rapping tbh :L:L "SHOE LACE" "TOASTY" lol <3 xx
andiicee2 1 year ago
lol "SHOE LACE!"
the3epic3place 1 year ago
awesome!
formerdancerable 1 year ago
@extrataco he is not u r
kyandjes 1 year ago
amazing
EliLovesPink 1 year ago
@extrataco he is not. U r
kyandjes 1 year ago
I luv it. U should make more of those.
kyandjes 1 year ago
fag
extrataco 1 year ago