Scrubs - How JD Plans To Date

[Dawnraider13]

i love turk's line "whenever you hook up with a chick she becomes hideous to me"

[viridismonasteriense]

where is the rest of the clip? It becomes absolutely hilarious!

[ristilovesart]

Does anyone else thinks that JD sounds like just like Seinfeld at 00:16 seconds?

[Sscarecrows]

gluten! me TOO!

[lucyb812]

Gluten, ME TOO!

[Qminoo]

"two friends having a beer" ? what he wanted to say is "two friends having an APPLETINI" :D

[Johann2303]

Look, JD's playstyle may not be classic speed-dating, but am I the only one who notices that ALL the women he has dated over the years has been TOTALLY HOT?

That's right; When Johanna hits it, he hits it BIG TIME!

[thisboxcontainsacid]

this scene doesn't capture the funniest part... how turk sees elliot :D

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

Thats a lie turk, if that were true then how did you manage to sleep with Stacy in med college??

[bankaininjav2]

@BlueKeyNotesTen because they never had sex lol

[0zziefan]

turk had sex dreams about elliot - and right after this scene she walks up to him looking hideous!

[starhawks1]

@MYxCHEMxLOVERxXxXxXx gluten...dumbass

[longliveGooGooDolls]

Didn't Turk say that he slept with JD's college girlfriend?

[TheBox67]

@longliveGooGooDolls yup admitted it to him

[longliveGooGooDolls]

@TheBox67 So how did he sleep with her if every girl JD dates becomes hideous to him?

[JakeTheForsaken]

@longliveGooGooDolls

probably the reason every girl became hideous

[JackCharlesWood]

NO! Where's the ugly elliot!

[wolfodonneld2]

i have 2 ways of askign a girl

1, Hey wanna date some time*hey its a shot in the dark you get a number or turnd down*

and 2

my long term freind who i already love its just waiting for both of us to admit it ^_^ what happend to me last time so i geus im lucky =3 still am

[Toenie]

@wolfodonneld2

1. spell check.

2. nobody cares.

[ABells92]

Gluten?! Me too! We can eat together!

[ace1354]

hmm so then why did he hook up with stacy j.d.'s college girlfriend eh??

[memsterboy12]

I just say : hey, do you wanna go out with me ?, and that's it. It saves me some time

[RyanMauger]

@memsterboy12 It's good to get that "Hell no" right up front, rather than build into it, huh? ;)

[memsterboy12]

@RyanMauger I only ask girls out whom I know for sure from, that they like me, that way I never got rejected in the last 4 years ( most of the time I just ask a friend of mine to ask that girl about me )

[EffOne95]

I love the big breath he takes after "GLUTEN? ME TOO! We can eat together"

[TheKf9]

what season/episode was this?

[TheINfamousrocker]

If you love her, you will take that time.

[M4rsu]

@TheINfamousrocker Nope. I fuck her ass in 1 week.

[666makes1happydevil]

@M4rsu Yes... Youtube believes you. Feel big?

[chabab]

7 - 9 weeks is pretty fast!

[Aylali]

uh, just a bit more and you would have seen an ugly elliot :D

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

7-9 weeks. JD your SUCH stud

[viridismonasteriense]

where's the next bit where Turk sees JD's girlfriends as hideous? That's fantastic.

[morvan20]

click 0:17 for "me too" scratching^^

[MissyWaagen]

that is sooo awesome I clicked it like 18 times in a row:)

[jampt1989]

Sounds like how I operate...seems to work a bit better for JD though

[rangepker781]

lmfao

[KoreanMilkman2007]

you cut off the best part!

[ace1354]

hmm then what about stacy???

[gwee6583]

I LOVE THIS SCENE

hahaha

[futbolking]

JD is da biggest wuss ever ..... that's probably why I love the character so much ^^

[joshmosh79]

and he can turn a phrase

[powermadd400ex]

wait, if turk thinks anyone jd hooks up with becomes hideous to him. then why did he have that HOT sex dream about elliot? xD

[DarkHawk28]

lol I remember that

[finnishnin]

The writers realized that after that episode was aired.

[EmmyJade321]

gluten me too, we can eat toghether.

that so funny!

what episode is this from?

[Dmajorproductions]

gluten? me too!!!!!

[ZeldaPhan]

I loled at the gluten thing. I actually am gluten intolerant.

[Dmajorproductions]

so what cant you eat?

[ZeldaPhan]

anything with wheat, barley, or rye in it.

[wyatt5959]

"Gluten? Me too! We can eat together."

[dontcarewatuthink]

uh ya to all u people who keep repeating what they say.....let me do this dr cox style.......STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! thank you and have a nice day clarabell.

[kylekez17]

isnt that hypocritical?

[mingdao999]

god the irony is just too much

[Damopads]

lol 6-9 weeks bahah

hes such a player

[ArtistProductions]

Yeah well it's the only way to date ;p He's a stud

[TheJp77]

@Damopads 7-9 lol

[zumekomawari]

@Damopads Hey, hey, hey... it's SEVEN-9 weeks.

[Lennyblink182]

@Damopads haha you cant even repeat it right after 40 seconds :P

its 7-9 weeks, but no offence, fun as hell^^

[elliotJD32]

i need u to find out if shes allergic to anything, that way i can pretend i am too, women love that 'gluten, me too!we can eat together! LOLLL the way he said that

thirdly, if i lose a patient i'll be able to cry like i just watched extreme home makeover

HAHAHAAAA this show is to funny in such a screwed up way

[thorp001]

Why do you just repete what was just said?

You know how f**king annoying it is?!

[TheLostSweater]

I think JD stole my technique