Muslim Sheikh: If you don't cover your mouth during yawning, Satan will urinate in it!

[fancy1919]

The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into my toilet seat

[mytime103]

working as a cleaner in puplic toilets i could tell you some right stories about asians.BUT im not going too.Because it would just cause hassle.lol

[ritchloui]

I knew the Islamists were into rules and rituals; there are pages of verses in the Koran and the Hadiths about going to the toilet; which foot should lead in and which one out. Which hand to wipe your arse. How to clean your nose, (sneezing is fine but yawning is from the devil), how to eat, what to eat, when to fast, the exact order, what time and what to say in your prayers. No wonder they are complete retards.

[shayan87]

@ritchloui shut the fuck up you're a mother fucking big retard

[ritchloui]

@shayan87 Oh Mr "shut the fuck up you're a mother fucking big retard" from the Religion of Peace, do be careful to make sure those burn marks on your forehead can be seen by EVERYONE.

[sadhaklal]

religion is nothing but superstition... 

[mastersek]

ridiculous

[ihatehistory]

BAHHAHAHA this guy is the best stand up comedian in the arab world :p

[billibongojutsu]

Blöd Arsch!!

[Legolas556677]

was der für eine Scheiße labert

[nerazzurifan8]

Unfortunately this disgraceful idiot is a Muslim. I'm Muslim and I hate this kind of evangelical crap. Lunatic!

[MrOllonne]

@nerazzurifan8 These guys usually have the loudest voice and thus representing you.

[nerazzurifan8]

@MrOllonne yeh, I agree with you, this sort of extreme vision of Islam is supposedly representing moderates and liberals, what a disgrace on humanity they are!

[shotta0121]

@nerazzurifan8

But everything he said is from authentic hadiths. So if you would blame anyone it has to be the 'prophet' Muhammed himself. Not this Sheikh. he is simply reporting the sayings of Muhammed. No more, no less.

[nerazzurifan8]

@shotta0121 authentic? how did you figure that out? All of those idiots claim that those hadiths are authentic. This crap is not authentic, and it's isn't even sensible or logical. Islamic clerics have always disagreed as to the authenticity of hadiths. This is not authentic, this is fanatic.

[kissesbloody]

LOL

[valeagathon]

i got a symbiotic relationship with the WC,and the bathroom is my 2nd most favourite room in my house,aside from my room.

[whatthefuck736]

I do not know enough about Islam to accurately gauge whether what this cleric was saying is indeed reflective of main stream Islam or not. However, if it is, then it seems to me that honest debate and engagement with the Muslim world will never work. How can you discuss serious issues with any person whose epistemic and theological baseline includes ideas such as that yawning comes from Satan, and that lingering in a yawn exposes you to the devil taking a wee in your mouth. Seriously?

[anarchistvin]

That was interesting and funny.

[SwordofManticorE]

This man is a fanatic. You can tell by the bruise on his forhead. He doesn't just bow when he prays, he literaly hits his forhead on the ground. He has a few scews loose in the membrane in his head.

[selious04]

All Muslims have a few screws lose if they actually believe the Qur'an is Holy. Satan/allah/the Great Deceiver says he sends devils to you:

Qur'an 19:83 "Seest thou not that We have set the devils on the disbelievers to confound them with confusion?"

How can God who is supposed to be Holy, have anything to do with evil? The Holy Spirit is devoid of all sin. Christians know God did not create devils, but created angels with free will. The fallen angels rebelled & became the devils.

[SwordofManticorE]

@selious04 I know many muslims who are prabably more sane then some christians. But as for God and the creation of devils and evil.

Job 26:13...his hand hath formed the crooked serpent (satan).

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

[selious04]

@SwordofManticorE, Touché. Even though God creates everything with a purpose, my God does not deliberately send demons to people to purposely lead them astray into confusion like it is said in Qur'an 19:83. And my God is not called "THE GREAT DECEIVER"

"And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which DECEIVETH the whole world" -Revelation 12:9

You call this being sane?

"Muslim Teacher Demon Possessed?"

watch?v=-T8p2l8tII8

[SwordofManticorE]

@selious04 1 Kings 22:22..."'I will go out and be a lying spirit in the mouths of all his prophets,' he said."...

God is in control of all things. Do I believe that Islam is a religion for God? No! The spirit who called itself gabriel could not even prounounce or spell the true name of Gabriel in arabic. Gabriel in Hebrew means "Stength of god". The arabic word for gabril جبريل dos not mean strength of god or allah. It is a counterfet messenger.

[selious04]

@SwordofManticorE, Jibril was a DEMON that's why it attacked Muhammad and Muhammad was POSSESSED by this DEMON, that's why he was SUICIDAL. That's why they are not found in the Torah nor the Bible, because they don't belong there.

 Muslim's pagan moon god allah, is JUST AN IDOL found at Hathor in Palestine in the 1950s:

tinyurl [.] com/2a8mk94

NOT ONE angel of God attacked any of God's prophets. ISLAM came HUNDREDS OF YEARS AFTER CHRISTIANITY, it is the Qur'an that is the COUNTERFEIT

[selious04]

@SwordofManticorE, The bible is a record of history, prophecies & parables. The Qur'an is just a bunch of UNORGANIZED satanic revelations of a deranged possessed pedophile. So read the Bible in CONTEXT.

In 1 Kings 22:22, The king of the northern kingdom, Israel, wants to persuade the king of the southern kingdom, Judah, to join his war. But to do so he has to convince the king of Judah that the war is what God wants. So Ahab marshals his ‘house prophets’, the ones who say what Ahab wants

[selious04]

@SwordofManticorE, So those "House prophets" have something in common with Muhammad, they are false prophets. How CONVENIENT Muhammad's "revelations" were, when they came to grant his every filthy desire? Muhammad fixed the legal number of wives as 4 for his followers, Muhammad let it be known that Allah gave Muhammad himself the special privilege of any number of wives. Muhammad again miraculously received a Surah giving himself the privilege of cohabitating with his female slaves.

[FightIslamToday]

"Satan will urinate in your moth" LOL.

[greythound64]

RIDICULOUS!!!! This idiot gives islam a bad name

[muslimwhacker]

@greythound64 Muslims give islam a bad name...

[morabi24]

putin de religion de fous.

[PoorAyesha]

yawn!

lol

[crazyworld05]

What a stupid A-- H--- guy is this, and what nonsense he is talking about ? if this is islam ,its full of nonsense.

[moti4love]

ALL I CAN SAY IS :

HOLY SHIT !!!!

( those morons didnt copy from the jews as well as they need to )

[52xmike]

wow isnt islam wonderfull he forget to mention the farting during praying it is forbidden in islam too and if you wanna pray must chect your underwear cause allah dosent accept the praying with a drop of urine

WOW mohamed was great with this fucking religion PISS BE UPON HIM...

[PigIslamProductions]

actually islam is a good joke. makes me always laugh! islam is good!!!!

[jomaro00111]

maybe a demon fucked him

hhhhhhhhhh 

[jomaro00111]

guys guys , he nothing know about ( islam ) i think he talking about another fuckking religion :))

[43oun]

lmao..im a muslim and this guy is a fuckin' hilarious..the satan waiting tell someone open his mouth to pee.. what about a blow job XD

[Pharaoh714]

@43oun ya mousa this guy is not just saying this stuff out of no where... this is what your prophet said he is just fallowing what he said in the hadith. If you were Muslim you shouldn't laugh at your prophet saying out of respect... isn't this what you believe after all.

[43oun]

yea about Hadith...there r many of them r not true..so i just follow the Quran..im talking about my self..that what i do in real life...those jerks called clerics or "sheioukh" they just makes things complicated with their ignorance..and many "muslims" ppl just believe them without even thinking about what they saying to them..and the magic word is "The Prophet Mohamad said.." ummm..no he didn't.

[Pharaoh714]

@43oun You are right there are many bad hadith but the Kaliphate and scholars complied the good hadith and called them "Sa7i7" or Sahih al Bukhari "Correct Hadith" and these correct hadith are the sayings of the Prophet.. And I know how you fell trust me but if according to the Quran if you don't fallow the Sunna you are not muslim. Even the Prophet said the true Muslim fallows my sunna and the Quran. Otherwise your not sunni after all then, you should be called "Qurani"

[43oun]

@Pharaoh714 ok first let me tell u that u totally amazed me..dude u know pretty much about my religion..but about "Qurani"..there is no such thing.

u look a good person John..it was nice of u to keep on with me..let me break it down for u..i love my religion and i have nothing but respect for other religions..all of them..that's what islam us..but there r other muslims whom thinks that they have the right to judge ppl and decides who's infidel and who's not..and this is wrong...God i hate them.

[Pharaoh714]

@43oun Ya Mussa ya 7abibi I know what you mean. I meet alot of people who are like you who hate the extremist people, but the sad truth is those extreme people are the true muslims.. and these people are who muhammad and the sahaba used to be like. Its the bitter truth that you and many people wont accept. You only believe in Peace and love because you were influenced by Christians and Jews, where you dont marry 4 women, you dont steal.. But true muslims do muta , taqeya etc.. Rabena yenawarak.

[43oun]

@Pharaoh714 first of all..good morning john...and believe this is not true..im not gonna argue with u...just go back to your references and make sure of these information..have a nice day

[karamsartawi1111]

@43oun yaaaa all your talk is true..Thank you for defending of true islam religion, i read some comments and there are many abuse of islam religion,there r some people who don`t know anything about the true islam..thank u again dear

[rohanwotan2]

@shaan5262

Seems you're kinda piss-poor at conveying irony then. Humour as well. Have you thought of taking up accounting?

[rohanwotan2]

@shaan5262

Islam means submission. It has bugger all to do with peace and is the polar opposite of knowledge or wisdom.

Peddle your bullshit elsewhere or Satan will piss in your ear!

[rohanwotan2]

It seems these particular moslems have a real "golden shower" fetish. They should just go to a nice Hamburg nightclub, pay the beautiful ladies (or men) the 100 Euros and get it out of their system. No big deal.

The only other thing is they should get an education and stop believing such ridiculous nonsense.

[EnervatedSociety]

What an idiot!

[ZanderMckael]

I guess this is the one positive to having the barbaric scum around is to laugh at their stupidity

[shapo2222]

this teaching don't help them. ::)))

fuck barbaric quran fuck pedophil mo fuck evil allah!!!

[CorporalNym]

Love this. Islam is such a joy and so ridiculous. This twit talks about satan in the lavatory in the same sentence as laptops. Can't wait for Islam top die out. BUt I'll miss laughing at it

[Ammyai]

@shaan5262 Tell us muslim, what does it taste like? If you don't know yet, just do the biggest, longest yaan and you will find out. Or maybe mohammad was wrong?

[Ammyai]

The house of shaytaan is the kabbah.

[GravDiga]

Damn, Satan urinates everywhere in the free world... then why isn't Satan ever caught?

i feel sorry for the people who would believe this nonsense, also i am very creeped out by the fact that Islam is a growing religion.

All of that said above is me assuming this video is true..which it seems to be, thanks for uploading.

[FreiheitStattIslam2]

It's not comedy, is it?

[XXXxThemessiahxXXX]

Wow Muslims are dumb! Sad that there 1 billion fools on this planet who don't listen to the other 5 billion people who knows Islam is total bullshit and mainly responsible for all the Jihadists conflicts we have to deal with today.

[Pharaoh714]

hahahahahah, I cant stop laughing this is comedy.

[JesusOrMuhammad]

i cannot laugh anymore at the stupidity and retardedness of muslims.. i think its because im too much concerned and focussed on the islamisation of our beautiful nations

[Vorushka01]

He looked o.k. until he started to speak... This is unbelievable! what a backwardness!

And who they are blaming for their failures and backwardness? Israel, of course(!), as if before the establishment of Israel they were developed / advanced

[WoodstockRogue666]

@4711inside

Yes, a good laugh, especially at the end as he tastes Satan's urine .

[ptyriasis]

IN3AL DINE REBBEK YA 3ATAY DE MUSULMAN

[WoodstockRogue666]

apparently, with muslims satan urinates in ears, noses and mouths

[Secular2009Return]

@WoodstockRogue666 lol.. this so called "muslim cleric" is the SATAN himself!

[senoaaa]

@Secular2009Return الشيطان لايبول في الفم بل في العقل و يزرع افكار الشرور و كراهيه الاخرين والغزووالقتل والاحتلال وتعدد النساء

[snodds88]

Wish i had whatever drugs he is on...

[marie1797]

Oooooh such sophistication :-)))))



[kingbryananthony]

Why should anyone give islam respect when they believe the most stupid things. Same applies to all the religious.

[Islam666AntiChrist]

and we have to share this beautiful planet with these apes

shariahthethreat . org

[MrJohnnyrace]

Islam is a backwards ideoligy. Its 400 years behind modern times. Christianity burned people for witches in the 1600s. Islam murders homosexuals in the middle east today.

[WoodstockRogue666]

@MrJohnnyrace

Well said

[MrJohnnyrace]

@WoodstockRogue666 Thankyou. 

[caporalchef4]

This is way behond being ridiculous...Sad thing is, some poor idiots actually believe this.

[voicesofsanity]

another example that islam is retarded

[FromAtomsMade]

The imbecility of Allah's gang tickles my funny glands. I used to believe in this humbug when I was a devout Muslim who scraped his head furiously on the prayer mat and reared his buttocks majestically to the sky so Allah might sniff it.