Russell Crowe's Controversial Australian Tourism Commercial

[vcwills]

It doesn't even sound like him....

[samosapowis]

that looked like a dick!

[gudwotcher]

I don't know if this is really Russell Crowe... But it's a good ad, showing what Australia is really like behind the beaches and the landscape... lol

[DisheveledSuccess]

Thumbs up if you visited Australia after watching this.

[WestCoastSID6point7]

The Huffington Post should be ashamed of themselves.

Gary Eck, dude, you don't EVEN sound like Russell. Get a life. Like any self respecting person would pick up food left on the ground and eat it. You're a fucking mess, mate! Piss off, eh?

F A I L !!!!!

[jayparrish1]

haha the tongue part was a parody of that other weird ad...

[BrazilianGirlDoll]

LOL!!!!

[OSS732]

Stupid vid. Zero.

1 bridge and an opera... that's it?

Australia has more than that.

[john2890]

much better than the sympathising "where the bloody hell are you" ones... 

[ReaperSound]

him coughing up the tongue scared the SHIT out of me LOLOL

[TOXIC00L]

Australian phone check mate

[Judas666Schrader]

Here's a little story. My brother is walking down the street in Sydney, smells shit, looks up, and sees an Indian.

[bananna123123123]

hahahaha best ad ever

[charlieisgone]

He should have seen killing Indian student too.

[2fakezippos]

Get your grammar right fool. Once you learn our language you can have an opinion of Australians. Until then you will only have an opinion if I give you one.

[charlieisgone]

All you care about is Grammar, you crazy great-grandsons of English Criminals and Rapist. First you learn living like Humans and then you can have an opinion.

[2fakezippos]

Sorry, wrong again!

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone Bloody whinging towel head. If you don't like it then go back to Bombay! I bet more Aussies have been killed in India then Indians in Australia.

[charlieisgone]

@Judas666Schrader ,yes we are killing now

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone Hahaha. A little story for you. My brother is walking down the street in Sydney, smells shit, looks up, and sees an Indian.

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone Is it true you wipe your arse with your hand?

[charlieisgone]

@Judas666Schrader No,,we hire Australian suckers like Gilli, Haydon, Symonds, Warne and many others for millions of dollar,, these Australian cocksuckers are dying for Indian money and we give them shit work,, and we have one story, Who rape and kills their own mothers? Answers is Australian,, Because its in their blood.. hahaha

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone Yeah well you can only expect shit work playing for an Indian club can't ya? Who lives in constant over-populated squalor, wipes their arse with their hands, uses the same dirty river for drinking, cleaning, sewerage, and releasing their dead relatives and has terrorist attacks every year? Indians! Yay! Why do you think all the Indians are coming to Australia rather than the other way round?

[charlieisgone]

@Judas666Schrader I don't know about that. but our conscience are clear.

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone Hahah you actually believe all of Australia should stop and mourn and feel guilty about one murder of an Indian student??? Not only was it most likely Arabs who killed your countryman, but I was not personally responsible for it in anyway. Therefore it is not on my conscience anymore than the Mumbai bombings are on your conscience. Wait how many people died in the Mumbai bombings? More than 1 that's for sure. Actually 200 to be precise, including Aussies. So just shut your mouth!

[charlieisgone]

@Judas666Schrader I was right,, Only my conscience are clear.. why don't you go fuck and kill your mom like a proud Australians.

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone What a horrible thing to say! Do you actually think about that stuff? you are twisted. You also wipe your arse with your hand..... Maybe it was you that my brother saw in Sydney that smelt like shit.

[charlieisgone]

@Judas666Schrader I spit on Sydney. I would never come to that psycho land. Just piss off, alright ..don't reply anymore.

[Judas666Schrader]

@charlieisgone Haha mate you are watching a video about Australia! You're free to leave anytime you like. "You spit on Sydney" Haha jealous of it's clean drinking water huh? Probably not used to that over there huh?

[rainbowgabbie0hoties]

That was F*%@ing FUNNY! XD

[Scoat]

No.

[TheSilhouette]

Lol...Aussie kiss...

[vhzxb]

good

[MushroomLOL]

ROFL!

[dfkbkscott]

lol conks

[SurferConky]

lol scott

[heheurfunny]

wtf I thought that tongue was a penis

[wtfjamesf]

thats a tongue?

[Tomorer]

Fonny Az Fook

[Stormbash]

hahaha, i love it.

Was that a horses tounge?

[theannoyingturd]

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

thats hilarious

[elizajj]

This is stupid. I'm Australian, but I hate this video. Srsly, its such a negative interpretation of us.

[alekivk]

this takes the piss out of crowe not aussies

[elizajj]

Okay, I just found out this was not shown overseas - its a parody. I thought this was seriously shown overseas, so I was like wtf?

[MK188833]

this is not russel crowe idiots

[jerryjerrydinglebery]

no shit sherlock.

[kyldaz]

lol ...champion effort

[machineman9]

What does he mean when he picks up the pie and says something like '4-1-20'?

[roffey1]

he says "4 and 20" which is a type of pie

[tailtaptailtap]

no.. he say's 4-1-20, which is a police call over here in australia for urgency. Like how american's have "we gotta 4-10 on ocean view road. Roger that".

He is just saying he is eager fot the pie. There is no brand of pie called 4 and 20.

[PimpinJac]

hmm there is (or used to be) a four'n twenty pie. I'm not sure if they still exist, i would have thought so. They were mostly in Victoria, but did have an interstate market as well. I don't think going to the footy would have been the same without a four'n twenty pie :)

[elizajj]

They still exist, you can get them at servo's.

[adeptlotus]

you're a fuckhead mate, its 4n20 the pie. they still make em

[tailtaptailtap]

get a sense of humour

[devilwearsrobbo]

Ummmm 4 and 20 pies do exist, i just ate one.

[PortPowerKS]

And we can import em in the States through a Los Angeles-based company.. w00000000000000t cos I love them 4 n 20's..

[jakechingy0]

RUSSELL CROWE is from NEW ZEALAND!

[semtex84]

He's got an Australian passport, thus He's an Aussie. :)

[swepo]

why fight over russell crowe they can have him

[TeamEggInc93]

yeah, but he migrated to Australia, so we poked our tongues out and said, "finders keepers."

Basically thats what the Americans did to Mel gibson.

[jakechingy0]

lol yeah even tho hes won an oscar or whatever i dont really give a fuck but the americans just say "hes from down under" and shit so they basically cant tell the differance

[irisisthabomb]

roffey1 that was bloody great man... luv tha teds tounge add aswell dude nicely done... o and tha aussie kiss, 'its just like a french kiss... down under' lmao

[MYLOVELYLONGNECK]

hahahaha

[Hunny1au]

Swedish girl you are a dumb bitch. Everyone knows that every country has areas that are dirty. And America has more areas that are dirty more than anywhere else. Went there four years ago and couldnt believe it. The sky was so much less blue than Australia and the smog was unbelievable. Not to mention, the overcrowding and the crime. Pull your head out of your ass and get some global education.

[KWalsh554]

It sounds like you only stayed in LA. You'd have to be an idiot to think America in general is overcrowded. You can go days without seeing another person in certain parts of the country.

[wyrwich]

@KWalsh554 You've stopped classing the southerns as people?

[TXDidj]

Russel Crowe, you funny. Like the video. One of these days I'll come visit your beautiful and kool Country. Especially coz y'all OWN the didj - yeah, I play one, homie. I've always wanted to visit and one day I'll come visit.

Thanks for putting up the video!

Cheers,

Madragana

[jetsninja]

bahahahaha it even has the toohey's ad music!

[LydiaKelso123]

hahaha loves it

[JonnyRake]

THATS GOLD.

[abrarose]

That was hilarious, I love the way Aussies can make fun of themselves.

[hannigan06]

Well the girl was attractive and maybe he thought himself lucky.

[xxxfadexxx]

LOL THAT WAS FUNNY AS!

the tongue part was good xD and u can see the line dragging it

[californiasurfing]

First comment was a reply @wato65. If your profile is right, you're U.S. citizen. I'm staying in U.S. so your comment doesn't fit. You seem to have problems with other nations. No more comments from me.

[californiasurfing]

LOL actually i'm a swedish girl staying in Cali for four years now. All the dirt on the streets in this video really turned me off, sorry

[whorecunt7]

And Cali is just sooooo attractive with all its murder and crime and mexicans!

[californiasurfing]

First i'm no racist, second not more crime and murder here in Manhattan Beach than in my hometown in Sweden and third i've got the good life now never going away from here!

[whorecunt7]

Good for you, last thing we need is another Swede. Hey that rhymes!

[ghostofxmaspast]

This is too funny. :)

[californiasurfing]

Thank God I never did! GOD bless our California!

[wato65]

God help you! You have the original redneck George Bush!! Stay where you are....please!!!

[GetSumGoAgain]

Ending was lame. Why would he offer Aussie girls an "Australian kiss"?

Other than that was pretty funny.

[SYLFan2008]

I am surprised you didn't get the joke. He said the Aussie Kiss was just like a French Kiss, only DOWN UNDER. That was hilarious, dude!

[Skinsskin5]

hahaha that was hilarious. you should do a whole lot more of these