Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe - Trapped In The Closet

[smithyduk]

"Bitch move!' She Moves!

[dan11009]

is this real?

[MrMaltbread]

@dan11009 I thought this was a pisstake but i think its actually meant to be serious

[LBNANY]

I love Brooker because he's hung up on all the same things I can't believe are really a product of our entertainment industry. I remember the same air of disbelief that I am now certain Brooker felt as well when I first heard this ludicrous "song" on the radio.

Sadly, compared to Katty Perry's ET, ft. Kanye West this is a masterpiece. In regards to that music video, I've never observed Intergalactic special rape-sex to be viewed so favorably.

Fight On Brooker

[MimiLovesMJ]

hahhhahahah midget, midget, midget lool

[gav240z]

When they directed this, did they not have to stop every 20 seconds to piss themselves laughing at the dialogue?

[Teeg32]

"Must be seen to be believed"?  Not true. Because it's still unbelievable when seen.

[Beccar217]

Lmfao I hate R. Kelly...

[BumperSticker95]

At 0:47, R Kelly tries to give the women a southern accent. And it's hilarious.

[gav240z]

@BumperSticker95 sounds like the plumminnnnnn....

[BstrangerUK]

Good clip but why does it say "Contains Content From Channel 4"? Screenwipe was shown on BBC4

[BVargas78]

@BstrangerUK maybe user haiminh received permission to post this clip

[TonyBranston]

Did R. Kelly really try doing the characters' accents as well?

[01AlanBennett]

I want them to remake the Wire with R. Kelly narrating all of Omar's scenes.

[mmmzeitgeisty11]

R Kelly... the inventor of operas for the blind

[TheOriginalHeadshot]

Omar from the wire

[thecorporalflashback]

This is why I love America. I'll cuss you guys for all your crap, but fuck, you have some hilarious shit like R Kelly. Only America could have the audacity to produce this, I applaud you guys.

[intheTea04]

This proves Americans DO have a sense of humour!

[zaco53]

Omar Strollin. He comin

[AvannTethialla]

OMG. I gotta watch that Trapped In the Closet thing.

[trollfinger]

@AvannTethialla

I wouldn't bother. It gets very fucking old very quickly. If you're into watching crap for teh fun of it, check out a movie here on youtube called "Fatal Deviation." Ireland's first martial arts movie set in the bog somewhere. It's so bad, so so bad. One of Boyzone is in it for fuck's sake

[19996669991]

Am I really watching this? Does this actually exist outside of my nightmares?

[RYCloud92]

It was Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise was in the closet.

[TonyBranston]

@RYCloud92 And so he pulled out his gun!

[RYCloud92]

@TonyBranston If you don't tell him why Cruise was in the closet he's gonna shoot someone

[smiffy992]

she was hiding gary colemans body

[BVargas78]

hehe, superb comedy from R Kelly, and i always thought he was just a talentless perv.

[smith3451]

@BVargas78 haha. no. the funnier thing is its not meant to be comedy!!

[Twbrooks509]

Im from the states and trust me everyone was laughing when he made this garbage....

[WashingMachine0]

Fuckin' Midgets, how do they work?

[vseproydetdozavtra]

Omar comin', bitch!

[shmandy1]

FUCKING MIDGETS GETTING EVERYWHERE

[b4tt4li0n]

LOL midgets

[SaitanMar]

Greatest thing EVER!

[yellowcougar18]

The only good thing about R Kelly's Trapped in the closet was Weird Al Yankovich's parody song, as well as the doogtoon's music video for the same song. That was brilliant.

[CrownedWithLaurels]

Michael K. Williams, what are you DOING?

[valjester805]

@CrownedWithLaurels Everyone loves Omar.

[zab666]

is r kelly serious about that? or is it suppose to be funny? because it sure was!!

[garylssk]

...omar?

[fleamarket3000]

holy shit it's Omar! I watched this first long before I saw The Wire so I never noticed

[Steroid12345]

Is the cop the guy that plays Omar in The Wire?

[OhMyThatIsUnusual]

........omar?

[SubconsciousAlive]

BITCH, MOVE! SHE MOVE!

Genius.

[104jojo]

MIDGET!!!!  midget!! midget!

[monkeyboy85]

how the hell has r kelly got any kind of a career?

[OmegaRFox]

You have to think who came up up with a whole 12 part opera for this XD

[Gaalsien]

Adam and Joe did it equally well. I'd recomend it.

[StickyRiceisHere]

NOT CHERRIES! BRIDGET, DON'T DIE!

[afrochip]

bitch moveee

she moves

[Hax9]

Holy crap just realised....

That's Michael K. Williams AKA Omar Little from The Wire.....

[justanoli]

@Hax9 I know. I about pissed myself when I saw him.

[Hax9]

BITCH MOVE !

SHE MOVES !

[lm2739]

is he the guy who caused midget to be a derogatory term? if bravo, F political correctness and over sensitivity of pointless "issues"(for lack of a better term)

[TornLoveNotes]

Wait....is it supposed to be SERIOUS? I always thought it was just an epic piss-take.

[drplbiftin]

Doesn't R Kelly know that 'midgets' are people too?

[gckk10]

I actually watched this twice because I wasn't sure if what I was seeing was real the first time.

I love how he attempts to rhyme "plumbing" and "something as well as "kitchen" and "dishes." So classy.

[omegaweaponredux]

...that was the best thing ive seen all week. and ive seen my gfs boobies.

[ukstevey]

@omegaweaponredux lol

[HarrisonRocks]

@omegaweaponredux

Agreed, and your girlfriend has incredible boobies

[ahmedeox]

@omegaweaponredux same here, and I've seen your gfs boobies too.

[ghostalin]

@omegaweaponredux Yes, but did you see them that week?

[Saternalius]

MIDGET!

Midget.

midget...

[jaynies1]

w.t.f......is this crap real??

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

What cunt gets a whole cherry pie, knowing his wife is allergic to cherries?

Mind you, she is fucking a midget. That's like rimming a Nazi

[Rebel565]

I thought for sure this had to be something he (Charlie Brooker) had staged for this segment. Then I looked it up and it's actually real.

This is just...bizarre.

[StephenCymraeg]

poor Omar.

[Lozzo1212]

It does have to be seen to be believed i've watched trapped in the closet, a good three or four times in total disbeleif, i would recommend everyone putting an afternoon aside to smoke an eigth and watch the whole thing beginning to end.

[liamuk08]

I'm shocked, The actor who plays Omar Little in The Wire (Charlie Brookers favourite TV show), is in this clip , i wonder if Charlie noticed that?

[computer11111111111]

God bless Charlie Brooker introducing me to this comedy gold.

[zionravescene]

Charlie just lets the clip speak for itself for a change.

Genius.

[camelbrain]

This is actually genius. XD

[fbsthreads]

So there's a Midget under the sink and R.Kelly in the closet. What is it about this fat bitch that attracts so many men?

If R. Kelly had sold this as a comedy he would have been regailed as one of the top comedians, instead he tried to sell it as a serious drama, Epic Fail!

[Pilkingtube]

Maybe she makes amazing pie?

[TonyBranston]

@fbsthreads But at least no one will remember anything else about his life.

[darkshines99]

It's hard to believe that R Kelly genuinely expected people to take that whole thing seriously! I thought it was a joke

[trank31337]

It had to be tongue in cheek. I mean come on, she allergic to cherries? bitch, move? he's a midget? lol

[swh69]

What the hell are you doing Omar!

"Bitch move!" h aha ahah aha and then "midget" to fade!! what a weird and fucking stupid show!

[antmartainexperience]

She moves!

[TobagoGas]

Haha. How awful. So somebody who's allergic to cherries would let her lover eat them then kiss her? Wouldn't even want it near them I don't think.

[isaniac]

Who the fuck is allergic to cherries?

[BstrangerUK]

Lawl it's Omar from The Wire?!11

[diploash]

I've got this DVD. Parts 1-22!! Comes with interactive quiz too! "Crazier than a fish with titties" as R Kelly would say. . .

[kevbob79]

The man is a midget...midget...midget. LOL.

[Denialtwist]

THE HELL?! ok, i'l tell you what it did accomplish.... me NOT turning it off hahahaha talk about suspensful, but hilarious at the same time xD

[Fidget1994]

haha

[wasp39]

i love it!

[dws21]

That was phenomenol.

[vikramkrishnan]

-al not -ol

[evanescencerawks]

What a fucking poor excuse for whatever that was.

[FranBMan]

"BITCH MOVE."

"SHE MOVE."

[gunner8t8]

stupid fuckin paedophile nigger

[justabloke1]

Biidget is alergic to cherries?!

ha ha ha... what a cunt

[KawaiiMofia]

that was great to be honest... i thoroughly enjoyed it.

[Technobanana]

omg elerjic to cherrys

[jordanburt]

holy shit its omar

[canyousaythat]

OMAR, so funny

[jango195]

Poor Omar

[pancakejarsrfun]

BITCH MOVE!!! SHE MOVES!!! LOL

[jackboi88]

"Now the story's getting scary, cos he comes to realize that richards allergic to cherrys!" "and then he says move!, she says no!, hes says move!, she says no! BITCH MOVE! SHE MOVE!" this is comedy gold. Oh yer Charlie Brooker = legend.

[MrFunsocks]

"Bridget", not "Richard".

That would just be weird.

[jackboi88]

I do apologize, tbf that was a stupidly dumb mistake to make, however it would funnier if she was called Richard.

[Hadoukenstra]

Lulz, I'm guessing it's the american guys not getting the comedy.

[xXnimitsXx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! bitch move! she moves!!

[Rachmanomaniac]

What a horrific opera attempt..

[dd7aa]

load of shit

[VanguardBeta]

Isn't this thing deliberately ridiculous? I thought the whole point was that it wasn't serious.

[Blacknarcissa]

That's what I thought, but everyone else doesn't seem to think so. o.o

[mattyc1727]

Can't believe Omar chose to go anywhere near this shit.

[fr3shmang0]

Oh indeed...

[soulofshiver]

A mans gotta have a code, oh and midget free kitchen.

[gossieuk]

BITCH MOVE

SHE MOVES

[trooperJac]

Whatever you do don't buy 'Trapped in the Closet', that'll only encourage the fucker to churn out more of that wank.

If you curious, torrent the shite.

[mampers]

Holy Shit. Aint that Omar from The Wire.

[carbonstixdrummer]

HE LOOKS AT THE CABINET!

HE WALKS TO THE CABINET!

HE'S CLOSE TO THE CABINET!

NOW HE OPENS THE CABINET!

i think mr. kelly ran out of rhyhming couplets

[madmaster87]

haha "not only is it a man, its a midget, midget, midget"

[AndrewSpriter]

isn't "midget" derogatory?

[goibee]

so is b*tch and n*gger and many of the other colour references to 'minority' groups used by Mr.Kelly

[JewManchu82]

I wasn't aware that bitches were a minority group.

[goibee]

touche

[ElWeasle]

BITCH MOOOOOOVE!

...SHE MOOOOVES!

[mrchomet]

BAHAHAHAHA

[yogarave]

OMAR YO!! OMAR!!

[wingslyp]

Bridget is allergic to cherries..... lol

[Whatsernamepointy]

This is the funniest song ever, I remember when they used to show all of them back to back on MTV and all that.

[JammyBtard]

I want to see the rest of it!!!!!

[artspooner]

Is that Omar from The Wire?!!!

[desmondodosescudos]

HOLY SHIT IT IS!!!!!!

[SOAPandGLORY]

'BITCH MOVE'

SHE MOVES!

I'm hooked already.

[desmondodosescudos]

Im sure there are now like 25 of them or something

[SlashFirestorm]

lol wut

[zikten]

the first time I saw this, I was at my cousin's house. R Kelly comes on tv and starts singing this and we both looked at each other like "....wtf is this shit?" we thought it was some kind of parody. it was even funnier when we realized it he was trying to be serious.

[TheRandyChimp]

this just reminds me of the trapped in the closet ep from South Park.

"SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!"

[ensabrenur]

yeah this is what they were taking the piss out of

[TheRandyChimp]

i know that, I'm just saying, i havnt watched that ep in a while and it reminded me of it.

[Spect8er1]

weird al yankovic anyone?

[ch1mpanzeethat]

Lol @ black people

[cornflakeclusters]

If you ever get the chance, listen to the whole thing...absolutely hilarious.

[juliuswhiteman]

favourite bit = "bitch move! she moves"

[Booklover26]

This is hella funny!!!!!!!!!

[grumpyyyyy]

Bridget is allergic to cherries!

[damned50]

"BITCH MOVE!!".....

"SHE MOVED!!!"....

hahaha

[doford]

roflmao

Soooo funnny :)))))

[nige12]

Holy shit that is hilarious I just spat water all over my laptop after hearing that conclusion.

[halfofwhatiam]

I checked online, Mike Williams AKA Omar Little.

[christschinwon]

i'm speachless

[bryen2k9]

OH MAH DAIZ TAHT BE EPIC...~

[halfofwhatiam]

Looks like Omar Little

[hesketh7085]

Jesus Christ! I just thought that before I looked at your comment; I think it IS Omar, you know? Anyway to find out?

[prnorth]

I was thinking that - shame if it was lol

[hesketh7085]

It IS Omar! :P

[CrazynoOb619]

OMG LOL XD

[spaceghost1313]

i said move, she said no, i said move, she said no, BITCH MOVE!, she moves. The lyrical genius!!

[OstownArmySpoon]

Omar!!!

[ProinsiasOBraoin]

"BITCH MOVE! (She moves)"

LMAO

[mcjeeg]

Lol i can't belive its actually real lmao!!!!

[Hax9]

BITCH MOOOOVE !!!!

SHE MOOOVES !!!

[Kragnerac]

BUT THE MAN... IS A MIDGET... Midget... midget... ROFL

[MentalSentinel]

wtf, Omar?

[markdr123]

SHE MOOOVED!!

[shizzlepie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD, i really was not expecting that!

[Brenho]

Behind the refridgerator?!!

[stevensane1986]

I love R-Kelly's terrible southern accent.

[godsbastards]

this nigga R.kelly is garbage thats my sintiments exactly i wish pac wouldve made up a 12 part story in song now that wouldve been amazing. anyways im a start a production becuz of this dumb pussy shit.

[Geothesponge111]

Hey you piece of excrement, why don't you take your bullshit somewhere else. I thought the human race was rid of scum like you when we first made it down from the trees. Hell, you've shaken my belief of evolution better than a hundred theologians ever could if humanity can produce something like you.

[Songi007]

Eh, its called humor and i guess it went way over your thuggish head.

[30Galleons]

WFT is up with R.kelly?

[freedomfight2012]

thats michael k williams from the wire innit.

[Azl0r]

BITCH MOVE!

[jay13jay13]

and she moved. hahahahahahaha

[riotism]

WTF?????

[zionravescene]

Charlie Brooker: for once, completely speechless.

xD

[HiredGunz]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooow

[gabiotta]

Artists should have the right to experiment! Taking that away from them might stop this, but it would also prevent the genesis of great new art!

That said, i am an artist and i would like to exercise my right to experiment on R Kelly. Perhaps i will display him in a glass box with electrodes in his brain. Like the monkey he is.

[Dripser]

Ive completely changed my mind about R Kelly. The mans a genius!!!

[DAPESKO]

no, he's nothing but a chimp.

[ohhdearrgodditssalex]

PHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I was dying of laughter

PHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

LOLOLOL

X

[1878EFC2008]

but the man is a midget!

[snoogans20]

Bitch move! She moved! XD