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  • if chuck norris is so awesome he would come and smash my face against the fhdkhgskldhlkjsdhlkfdsjhjkldsg­kjlflsghkljsgdhkjfdfdfshsdkjfh­xmhnbkjhcvjbnskjfgiuhyeshkjfhg­djkshfkhshlkhgslkjghl

  • I love this VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • funny

  • Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and

    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock

  • Imagine if candidates physically battle for office instead of running smear campaigns. It isn't too far off today. Instead of trying to make each other look bad, they should be ganging up on Obamination.

  • btw how do you make these videos???

  • ganalf the gray ganalf the white monty python and the holy grails black knights benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis jambi the genie robocop the terminater captain kirk and darth vader lo pan super man every single power ranger bill.s preston and theodore logan spock the rock dock ock hulk hogan i just have it stuck in my head all day

  • I've always wondered is having Abraham Lincoln using an ak-47 a Guns of the South reference or am I reading to much into it?

  • Btw Jackie Chan isn't optimus prime

  • 0:31 Lincoln's gravestone says "I got a Lincoln log".

  • This is one very "black-and-white" video. =p

  • My hubby showed me this before he left for basic and I just love it! ♥

  • watch the ultimate orgy on newgrounds

  • Mr. Roger FTW!!!

  • 0:56 and then was borned POKER FACE thumbs up

  • Why is this in a playlist of Weebl and Bob?

  • @LeeLaz2008 Because it was published on their website. Lemon Demon worked with Weebl on several things, though I don't think he had anything to do with this one as such.

  • 899 people lost the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny.

  • Your video is a favorite on Morocco

  • sorry but chuck norris would have one

  • @TheMegawaffles05 no he wouldnt sonic would go dark sonic and beat his ass!

  • it would have took 15000 versions of them to take out chuck norris

  • mr rogers the best camper ever.

  • Awsome song. And i say this to all the vids that show this. not just this one

  • 897 people didnt find there ultimate destiny

  • Awesome video

  • 5,000,000+ VIEWS!?! EPICSAUCE

  • Ah, back wehn newgrounds wasent flooded with Skyrim and My little pony... good times..

  • The Gayest Showdown is better X (search on newgrounds)

  • I remember when this first came out, it was such a catchy song and I liked it. Now my little brother is going on the internet and he found this song.. He won't shut the fuck up about it.. I fucking hate this song now.

  • Four years on and I still know all the lyrics...

  • The Ultimate Beeeeeep

  • my dad use to actually take tae kwon do with chuck norris

  • @199jaw WOW NO WAY CAN I HAVE YOUR FUCKEN AUTOGRAPH

  • Why is Tobias from Arrested Development in it at 1:56

  • bad.

  • lol.....so ramdom!!

  • @19linne96 No

  • Google won't search for chuck noris because u don't find him he finds u it really happens if u type tht in on google

  • thumbs up for Abe Lincoln with an AK-47

  • Where is Bruce Lee to kick Chuck's ass as he always has.

  • what happend to indiana jonse's ball sack why did it come up like that

  • Excellent video

  • Chuck Norris really won ;)

  • mmh wer is deutsch

  • Fuck this is like the bestest video ever

  • good video but only one thing why would chuck Norris descend from hevan if he is still alive?

  • @MrDabears135 umm because he is chuck norris he can do anything duh

  • wait.... batman doesnt kill! fake!

    uh huh im on to you!

  • chuck norris died FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg i love godzilla -3

  • i love this video

  • how can gandalf the grey AND gandalf the white attack together if they are technically the same person (although they are not, they are (WHAT))

  • @super0nofa They are the same person. I agree it was a WTF moment, but then again this song is supposed to be funny.

  • @Sh4d0wKat its a epic-time-space-paradox moment so a ETSP moment

  • @Sh4d0wKat what the hell this is the most funniest video of the year to me

  • dammit, reddit

    

  • 893 people got kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris.

  • Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all disliked this video and got all they're friends to do it too.

  • @Bluesteel722 Actually, I'm disliking it because it was stolen and given minimal credit to the creator, and the framerate and quality was utter shit.

  • @Bluesteel722 their*

  • @Bluesteel722 Correcting myself: *their

  • for who Godzilla died??

  • @supermuteman speak with grammer

  • this is realy catchy

  • ok new top comments please

  • ORGI

    

  • Gooooo icecream boy!!! XD

  • Ultimate orgy is better XD (search on newgrounds)

  • @senthereborn I hate you.

  • @senthereborn wow im not falling for that one nice try

  • @senthereborn

    WHAT THA FUCK MAN!!!!

  • @senthereborn its on youtube too lol

  • @senthereborn don't do  it's A TRAP

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  • @senthereborn it is better :D

  • @senthereborn I agree

  • 1:59-2:32 Pure Awesomeness

  • I havent heard this song for over a year and i still know all the lyrics by heart :)

  • Do you know why the nyan cat was running.....Chuck norris:D

  • omg...that was FUNNY

  • Of course, this is where Chuck Norris jokes started

  • lol i LOVE this video

  • i think the care bear won

  • ok how the hell does Mr.Rogers win? almost everyone in the vid could kick his ass!

  • Why was it Chuck Norris if Bruce Lee beat Chuck in Enter the Dragon?

  • batman you bastard.... why did you have to throw the bat grenade, godzilla wasnt causing any trouble!

  • true classic.

  • No more videos? Chuck Norris must've found who made it

  • xxx

  • 893 people got kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris.

  • Takes more than that to kill Chuck

  • I think samuel L jackson should have had more of a fight.

  • i love how abe's gravestone says "I got a lincoln log"

  • mr rogers won and lopan was in the group lol

  • THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOME :D ILL NEVER STOP LOVING IT :D

  • batman doesent use guns.....

  • @Idamasceno71 did you do everytihng you said cuz u got 139 likes and i was 1 of them =D

  • 882 people hate life

  • chuck norris cant lose no mater what

  • at 2:57 the dude is like "Aww my ice-cream!"

  • Again, WTF!

  • Fuck u mrbass mrbassfisher97!!!

  • amazing 100 times watched and it is still epic

    

  • 2:31

  • 1:56 OMFG IT'S TOBIAS FÜNKE HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT.

  • muahaha i learned all the lyrics in about 2 mins hahaha

  • all my friends told me about this vid and honestly i was expecting alot more. i could barely even hear what they were saying!

  • is that the big fat liar guy at 1:00

  • @JEDIMASTER1245 that could be gandhi

  • @legendaryPokedex *strokes beard* possibily

  • 1 like i sing to my crush 10 likes for the talent show, 50 likes for in the middle of a mall, 50 subs and 10 likes i will jump in the middle of my class and sing it,

  • DONT FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO DIED FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO LIVE IN TOKYO THEY HAVE TO CLEAN UP THAT MESS

  • @xXKINGSMILLYXx a lot easier than The ultimate orgy.

  • @ldamasceno go onto americas got talent with it

  • they should ve put the fallen in it

  • 10 thumbs up ill sing this on video 100 thumbs up ill post on youtube and tell everyone i see to watch it 1 subscriber ill sing it to my whole school and sing it 1 or more times a week

  • This was all batman's fault... what a dick.

  • Wow this gets stuck in ur head cuz it is really catchy

  • Heck is not a fucking bad word you shity NOOB!

  • Funniest video on youtube.

  • Bruce Lee???

  • am i only one that saw the sexual parody of this

  • @Xerios13 nope i did

  • @Xerios13 I did when I was younger

  • Does anyone else have the lyrics engraved into their brain?

  • albinoblacksheep and Newgrounds!! <3 childhood memories <3

  • How the fuck did i remember all those names at 2:32 ??????!!

  • where is rambo?!

  • 3:14 O_O... it's... DAD

  • cool

  • Mr. Rogers?!?!

  • Where....Is......NEO!

  • Mr. Roger didn't win. The ice cream kid did.

  • @DelightfulDoom i know i mean what the f*** roger didnt.i feel like suing the guy who made the video

  • Beast chuck noris

  • @DoNotPres86 um i still dont know who he is

  • this is the ultimate showdown(they forgot spiderman)

    spiderman desenst from a lamp post strait into the little kids ass and eats him icecream

  • they need to put this on itunes

    

  • @TheWilly246 HELL NO that would disrespect this song!!

  • What about south.park

  • chuck norris in rl would have won

  • lol this is in YOUTUBE'S playlist

  • angels sing out in maceler core down frome the hevens send Chuck Norris who delivered a kick dat cud shatter bones in too the crotch of indiana jones :D

  • @petar251 Immaculate. :)

  • Best song I've heard in my life!

  • They could do an updated version with recent celebrities, couldn't they?

  • Dr.octogonananapus!

    

  • 10 thumbs up, ill sing it to my crush, 50 thumbs up ill sing this in my talent show, 100 likes ill audition for americas got talent with this song

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  • @ldamasceno71 Have you sung to your crush yet?

  • @ldamasceno71 Ten Thumbs Up and I'll steal your crush. fifty thumbs up and I'll vote you down at your talent show, one hundred thumbs up... oh who am I kidding. You'll never be good enough to audition for America's Got Talent.

  • @ldamasceno71 Take a loot at how many likes this has. ;)

  • @ldamasceno71 yo dude u serious? AMERICA'S GOT TALENT(lol)

  • @ldamasceno71 you are 26 thumbs up away from america's got talent. I assume you already sang it to your crush and in your talent show

  • @ldamasceno71 aight lets see you on american idol

  • @ldamasceno71 get fucking auditioning

    

  • @ldamasceno71 Hope you win

    

  • @ldamasceno71

    when will you audition?

    post the audition on youtube!

    unless your a chicken and not a man of your word.

    LOL

  • @ldamasceno71 PREPARE FOR SPAM I WANT ALL 3 VIDEOS IN MY HAND IN 48 HOURS (ITS 3:30 am 10/28)

  • i rememeber when i first watchhed this video, i didnt know what an AK-47 was, now, i have 2.

  • Why is it that transcribe audio thinks that the first words are Wellsfargo?

  • I remember when Chuck Norris jokes were popular in 2006.

  • @comedrac lol

  • And also even I don't know who chuck Norris is really, all I know is that he is some cowboy actor, and he is apparently popular to today's childeren and teens

  • @jonaldtrunk you've got it right

  • Sure some of the chuck Norris jokes are really funny, but it gets old when everyone repeats the same joke over and over like "the cake is a lie" and " cave jhonson- lemons". Though the best shirt I have seen said " only chuck Norris can prevent wildfires" with a picture of chuck Norris' head wearing a rangers hat

  • Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight. And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

  • Who's chuck Norris

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  • 2 errors

    1)if chuck norris kicked indiana jones in the crotch he wouldnt be on the floor writhing in pain hell be in heaven with his balls in his throat

    2) those things cant kill chuck norris the only thing that can kill him is 2 chuck norris

  • @blademaster12321 YOUR'E AN IDIOT

  • @blademaster12321 Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. Not even when they were popular 3-4 years ago.

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  • LOL

  • Those 889 people are Mr. Rogers neighbors