if chuck norris is so awesome he would come and smash my face against the fhdkhgskldhlkjsdhlkfdsjhjkldsgkjlflsghkljsgdhkjfdfdfshsdkjfhxmhnbkjhcvjbnskjfgiuhyeshkjfhgdjkshfkhshlkhgslkjghl
Imagine if candidates physically battle for office instead of running smear campaigns. It isn't too far off today. Instead of trying to make each other look bad, they should be ganging up on Obamination.
ganalf the gray ganalf the white monty python and the holy grails black knights benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis jambi the genie robocop the terminater captain kirk and darth vader lo pan super man every single power ranger bill.s preston and theodore logan spock the rock dock ock hulk hogan i just have it stuck in my head all day
@LeeLaz2008 Because it was published on their website. Lemon Demon worked with Weebl on several things, though I don't think he had anything to do with this one as such.
I remember when this first came out, it was such a catchy song and I liked it. Now my little brother is going on the internet and he found this song.. He won't shut the fuck up about it.. I fucking hate this song now.
1 like i sing to my crush 10 likes for the talent show, 50 likes for in the middle of a mall, 50 subs and 10 likes i will jump in the middle of my class and sing it,
10 thumbs up ill sing this on video 100 thumbs up ill post on youtube and tell everyone i see to watch it 1 subscriber ill sing it to my whole school and sing it 1 or more times a week
angels sing out in maceler core down frome the hevens send Chuck Norris who delivered a kick dat cud shatter bones in too the crotch of indiana jones :D
@ldamasceno71 Ten Thumbs Up and I'll steal your crush. fifty thumbs up and I'll vote you down at your talent show, one hundred thumbs up... oh who am I kidding. You'll never be good enough to audition for America's Got Talent.
And also even I don't know who chuck Norris is really, all I know is that he is some cowboy actor, and he is apparently popular to today's childeren and teens
Sure some of the chuck Norris jokes are really funny, but it gets old when everyone repeats the same joke over and over like "the cake is a lie" and " cave jhonson- lemons". Though the best shirt I have seen said " only chuck Norris can prevent wildfires" with a picture of chuck Norris' head wearing a rangers hat
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight. And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Chuck Norris can be killed by "Gandalf the Gray, Gandalf the Wight, Monty Python Holy Grails black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jonbie the genie, Robo cop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill s. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock the Rock, Doc, Oct, and Ho Hogan!"
if chuck norris is so awesome he would come and smash my face against the fhdkhgskldhlkjsdhlkfdsjhjkldsgkjlflsghkljsgdhkjfdfdfshsdkjfhxmhnbkjhcvjbnskjfgiuhyeshkjfhgdjkshfkhshlkhgslkjghl
supersaiyin3goku8 1 day ago in playlist my fav songs
I love this VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
palidanalliance 2 days ago
funny
XTREMAL93 2 days ago
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock
angelspark100 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Imagine if candidates physically battle for office instead of running smear campaigns. It isn't too far off today. Instead of trying to make each other look bad, they should be ganging up on Obamination.
FascistFrenchman 1 week ago
btw how do you make these videos???
TheLegomaster721 1 week ago
ganalf the gray ganalf the white monty python and the holy grails black knights benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis jambi the genie robocop the terminater captain kirk and darth vader lo pan super man every single power ranger bill.s preston and theodore logan spock the rock dock ock hulk hogan i just have it stuck in my head all day
TheLegomaster721 1 week ago
I've always wondered is having Abraham Lincoln using an ak-47 a Guns of the South reference or am I reading to much into it?
wurmsrus2 1 week ago
Btw Jackie Chan isn't optimus prime
higgy666 2 weeks ago
0:31 Lincoln's gravestone says "I got a Lincoln log".
doofco 2 weeks ago
This is one very "black-and-white" video. =p
chesterlott821 2 weeks ago
My hubby showed me this before he left for basic and I just love it! ♥
Vampire1323 2 weeks ago
watch the ultimate orgy on newgrounds
GarraOfoftheShukaku 3 weeks ago
Mr. Roger FTW!!!
AzumangaGirl101 3 weeks ago
0:56 and then was borned POKER FACE thumbs up
Williamlv1 3 weeks ago
Why is this in a playlist of Weebl and Bob?
LeeLaz2008 4 weeks ago in playlist weebl and bob
@LeeLaz2008 Because it was published on their website. Lemon Demon worked with Weebl on several things, though I don't think he had anything to do with this one as such.
simonstanier 3 weeks ago
899 people lost the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny.
TheRazor12323 4 weeks ago
Your video is a favorite on Morocco
edwolf1127n 4 weeks ago
sorry but chuck norris would have one
TheMegawaffles05 1 month ago 2
@TheMegawaffles05 no he wouldnt sonic would go dark sonic and beat his ass!
felix65993 1 day ago
it would have took 15000 versions of them to take out chuck norris
grassinafeild 1 month ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Lemon Demon
mr rogers the best camper ever.
thecreativeoneosx10 1 month ago
Awsome song. And i say this to all the vids that show this. not just this one
jik605 1 month ago
897 people didnt find there ultimate destiny
sethwestyy 1 month ago
Awesome video
gohan5642 1 month ago
5,000,000+ VIEWS!?! EPICSAUCE
MrElementron 1 month ago
Ah, back wehn newgrounds wasent flooded with Skyrim and My little pony... good times..
DerrickJMitchell 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
The Gayest Showdown is better X (search on newgrounds)
CapitaineCouac 1 month ago
I remember when this first came out, it was such a catchy song and I liked it. Now my little brother is going on the internet and he found this song.. He won't shut the fuck up about it.. I fucking hate this song now.
416c61736b610d0a 1 month ago
Four years on and I still know all the lyrics...
BuckyLollocks 1 month ago
The Ultimate Beeeeeep
vojtik1234 1 month ago
my dad use to actually take tae kwon do with chuck norris
199jaw 1 month ago
@199jaw WOW NO WAY CAN I HAVE YOUR FUCKEN AUTOGRAPH
deadeye503 1 month ago
Why is Tobias from Arrested Development in it at 1:56
BeelzebubNJT 1 month ago
bad.
ZeroOfBells 1 month ago
lol.....so ramdom!!
rupertone2 1 month ago
@19linne96 No
khalil214 1 month ago
Google won't search for chuck noris because u don't find him he finds u it really happens if u type tht in on google
koolaidkiller12 1 month ago
thumbs up for Abe Lincoln with an AK-47
19linne96 1 month ago
Where is Bruce Lee to kick Chuck's ass as he always has.
TheBrowser259 1 month ago
what happend to indiana jonse's ball sack why did it come up like that
isaiah123456789101 1 month ago
Excellent video
Alcre 1 month ago
Chuck Norris really won ;)
CPPSTareBear 1 month ago
mmh wer is deutsch
CodiVernatp28 2 months ago
Fuck this is like the bestest video ever
prestonk12345 2 months ago
good video but only one thing why would chuck Norris descend from hevan if he is still alive?
MrDabears135 2 months ago
@MrDabears135 umm because he is chuck norris he can do anything duh
prestonk12345 2 months ago
wait.... batman doesnt kill! fake!
uh huh im on to you!
idodo32 2 months ago
chuck norris died FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rodeney33 2 months ago
omg i love godzilla -3
demasta857 2 months ago
i love this video
lpslovers365 2 months ago
how can gandalf the grey AND gandalf the white attack together if they are technically the same person (although they are not, they are (WHAT))
super0nofa 2 months ago in playlist cool songs
@super0nofa They are the same person. I agree it was a WTF moment, but then again this song is supposed to be funny.
Sh4d0wKat 2 months ago
@Sh4d0wKat its a epic-time-space-paradox moment so a ETSP moment
super0nofa 2 months ago
@Sh4d0wKat what the hell this is the most funniest video of the year to me
prestonk12345 2 months ago
dammit, reddit
artsandspacecrafts 2 months ago
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hihi super klasse hab mega kohle und es kann an sich jeder lol
IleneAlyshawa863 2 months ago
893 people got kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris.
3StOoGeS71125 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all disliked this video and got all they're friends to do it too.
Bluesteel722 2 months ago 48
@Bluesteel722 Actually, I'm disliking it because it was stolen and given minimal credit to the creator, and the framerate and quality was utter shit.
TigerBoyUltra 1 month ago
@Bluesteel722 their*
Fraggert 4 weeks ago
@Bluesteel722 Correcting myself: *their
Bluesteel722 2 weeks ago
for who Godzilla died??
supermuteman 2 months ago
@supermuteman speak with grammer
Hyperfoxeye 2 months ago
this is realy catchy
nonojr97 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
ok new top comments please
MRbenhoopify1 2 months ago in playlist awesome music
ORGI
Finalcurse22 2 months ago
Gooooo icecream boy!!! XD
pepasoish 2 months ago
Ultimate orgy is better XD (search on newgrounds)
senthereborn 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Lemon Demon 50
@senthereborn I hate you.
mrbigman13bb 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Lemon Demon
@senthereborn wow im not falling for that one nice try
THEONLYBIODUDE 2 months ago
@senthereborn
WHAT THA FUCK MAN!!!!
Disinf3ctant 1 month ago
@senthereborn its on youtube too lol
TheAlexOfTheKingz 1 month ago
@senthereborn don't do it's A TRAP
thecreativeoneosx10 1 month ago
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lelouchmagnet12 4 weeks ago
@senthereborn it is better :D
indifko 3 weeks ago
@senthereborn I agree
SharpStudio2000 3 weeks ago
1:59-2:32 Pure Awesomeness
AwesomeFolds 2 months ago
I havent heard this song for over a year and i still know all the lyrics by heart :)
DarkMatter39 2 months ago
Do you know why the nyan cat was running.....Chuck norris:D
TheStefanie98 2 months ago
omg...that was FUNNY
TheStefanie98 2 months ago
Of course, this is where Chuck Norris jokes started
littlepro22 2 months ago
lol i LOVE this video
cancan1231ify 2 months ago
i think the care bear won
mazman003 2 months ago in playlist mazman003's favorites
ok how the hell does Mr.Rogers win? almost everyone in the vid could kick his ass!
098bigman 2 months ago
Why was it Chuck Norris if Bruce Lee beat Chuck in Enter the Dragon?
awepriest 2 months ago
batman you bastard.... why did you have to throw the bat grenade, godzilla wasnt causing any trouble!
YokoX23 2 months ago
true classic.
IvDiv 2 months ago
No more videos? Chuck Norris must've found who made it
noobsicle100 2 months ago
xxx
PeTeEnStAcY 2 months ago
893 people got kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris.
BTMFxKnightmare 2 months ago
Takes more than that to kill Chuck
SkyPwnYou 2 months ago
I think samuel L jackson should have had more of a fight.
MRbenhoopify1 3 months ago
i love how abe's gravestone says "I got a lincoln log"
theburninator888 3 months ago
mr rogers won and lopan was in the group lol
KingPurr 3 months ago
THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOME :D ILL NEVER STOP LOVING IT :D
BloodsailAdmiralTdk 3 months ago
batman doesent use guns.....
np02058 3 months ago
@Idamasceno71 did you do everytihng you said cuz u got 139 likes and i was 1 of them =D
xXJ0k3rFiEdXx 3 months ago
882 people hate life
MrJake0217 3 months ago
chuck norris cant lose no mater what
bradley16445 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Lemon Demon
at 2:57 the dude is like "Aww my ice-cream!"
golfer0710 3 months ago
Again, WTF!
golfer0710 3 months ago
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Fuck u mrbassfisher97!!!
dopedawgy15 3 months ago
Fuck u mrbass mrbassfisher97!!!
dopedawgy15 3 months ago
amazing 100 times watched and it is still epic
soccerfan776 3 months ago
2:31
Smubbit 3 months ago
1:56 OMFG IT'S TOBIAS FÜNKE HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT.
ANBUHarinNoSuna 3 months ago in playlist ANBUHarinNoSuna's favorites
muahaha i learned all the lyrics in about 2 mins hahaha
madeofhate777 3 months ago
all my friends told me about this vid and honestly i was expecting alot more. i could barely even hear what they were saying!
mrgojoe96 3 months ago
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i love this song
thehungergames10 3 months ago
is that the big fat liar guy at 1:00
JEDIMASTER1245 3 months ago
@JEDIMASTER1245 oops 1:55!
JEDIMASTER1245 3 months ago
@JEDIMASTER1245 that could be gandhi
legendaryPokedex 3 months ago in playlist legendaryPokedex's favorites
@legendaryPokedex *strokes beard* possibily
JEDIMASTER1245 2 months ago
1 like i sing to my crush 10 likes for the talent show, 50 likes for in the middle of a mall, 50 subs and 10 likes i will jump in the middle of my class and sing it,
SvSParkour 3 months ago
DONT FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO DIED FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO LIVE IN TOKYO THEY HAVE TO CLEAN UP THAT MESS
xXKINGSMILLYXx 3 months ago 53
@xXKINGSMILLYXx a lot easier than The ultimate orgy.
Brandan09997 2 months ago
@ldamasceno go onto americas got talent with it
kamikazi217 3 months ago
they should ve put the fallen in it
de2775 3 months ago
10 thumbs up ill sing this on video 100 thumbs up ill post on youtube and tell everyone i see to watch it 1 subscriber ill sing it to my whole school and sing it 1 or more times a week
themmibrahim 3 months ago
This was all batman's fault... what a dick.
Kirkyisawesome 3 months ago
Wow this gets stuck in ur head cuz it is really catchy
EpicEricxD 3 months ago
Heck is not a fucking bad word you shity NOOB!
patricksFAT 3 months ago
Funniest video on youtube.
EpicEricxD 3 months ago
Bruce Lee???
gevelhet 3 months ago
am i only one that saw the sexual parody of this
Xerios13 3 months ago
@Xerios13 nope i did
swampert564 3 months ago
@Xerios13 I did when I was younger
AbeVegaJr 3 months ago
Does anyone else have the lyrics engraved into their brain?
hellowaver 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Lemon Demon
albinoblacksheep and Newgrounds!! <3 childhood memories <3
alexflu2 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Lemon Demon
How the fuck did i remember all those names at 2:32 ??????!!
SuperSmokinGanja 4 months ago
where is rambo?!
MrFrisbeetarianist 4 months ago 5
3:14 O_O... it's... DAD
TheWhiteRenegade 4 months ago
cool
CoolSeagull 4 months ago
Mr. Rogers?!?!
yodo223 4 months ago
Where....Is......NEO!
TheBibby321 4 months ago 5
Mr. Roger didn't win. The ice cream kid did.
DelightfulDoom 4 months ago 32
@DelightfulDoom i know i mean what the f*** roger didnt.i feel like suing the guy who made the video
laivy2013 2 months ago
@DelightfulDoom
allandude92 2 months ago
Beast chuck noris
MrJmanfredo 4 months ago
@DoNotPres86 um i still dont know who he is
megadork124 4 months ago
this is the ultimate showdown(they forgot spiderman)
spiderman desenst from a lamp post strait into the little kids ass and eats him icecream
dylantheminecrafter 4 months ago
they need to put this on itunes
TheWilly246 4 months ago
@TheWilly246 HELL NO that would disrespect this song!!
llamma1010 4 months ago
What about south.park
girrockz001 4 months ago
chuck norris in rl would have won
slowclayman8 4 months ago
lol this is in YOUTUBE'S playlist
AlyxInvalid 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Lemon Demon
angels sing out in maceler core down frome the hevens send Chuck Norris who delivered a kick dat cud shatter bones in too the crotch of indiana jones :D
petar251 4 months ago
@petar251 Immaculate. :)
Krimzonkels 4 months ago in playlist Krimzonkels's Favorited Videos
Best song I've heard in my life!
xWonkaBarManx 4 months ago
They could do an updated version with recent celebrities, couldn't they?
politcalgamer 5 months ago
Dr.octogonananapus!
mrastronamy 5 months ago
10 thumbs up, ill sing it to my crush, 50 thumbs up ill sing this in my talent show, 100 likes ill audition for americas got talent with this song
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ldamasceno71 5 months ago 143
@ldamasceno71 Have you sung to your crush yet?
KaitoKira 5 months ago
@ldamasceno71 Ten Thumbs Up and I'll steal your crush. fifty thumbs up and I'll vote you down at your talent show, one hundred thumbs up... oh who am I kidding. You'll never be good enough to audition for America's Got Talent.
ShadowRun221 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71 Take a loot at how many likes this has. ;)
TheShotgunfun101 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71 yo dude u serious? AMERICA'S GOT TALENT(lol)
Gamer4Ever99 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71 you are 26 thumbs up away from america's got talent. I assume you already sang it to your crush and in your talent show
kaizoisevil 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71 aight lets see you on american idol
barnacals 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71 get fucking auditioning
iamironman271 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71 Hope you win
GregCorporations 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71
when will you audition?
post the audition on youtube!
unless your a chicken and not a man of your word.
LOL
KohakuNobuyuki 3 months ago
@ldamasceno71 PREPARE FOR SPAM I WANT ALL 3 VIDEOS IN MY HAND IN 48 HOURS (ITS 3:30 am 10/28)
Kesh789 3 months ago
i rememeber when i first watchhed this video, i didnt know what an AK-47 was, now, i have 2.
FPSWalshy 5 months ago
Why is it that transcribe audio thinks that the first words are Wellsfargo?
10cooper1 5 months ago
I remember when Chuck Norris jokes were popular in 2006.
comedrac 5 months ago
@comedrac lol
SilverNinjaShyguy 5 months ago
And also even I don't know who chuck Norris is really, all I know is that he is some cowboy actor, and he is apparently popular to today's childeren and teens
jonaldtrunk 5 months ago
@jonaldtrunk you've got it right
yours12342 5 months ago
Sure some of the chuck Norris jokes are really funny, but it gets old when everyone repeats the same joke over and over like "the cake is a lie" and " cave jhonson- lemons". Though the best shirt I have seen said " only chuck Norris can prevent wildfires" with a picture of chuck Norris' head wearing a rangers hat
jonaldtrunk 5 months ago
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight. And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
megadork124 5 months ago 2
Who's chuck Norris
megadork124 5 months ago
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Chuck Norris can be killed by "Gandalf the Gray, Gandalf the Wight, Monty Python Holy Grails black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jonbie the genie, Robo cop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill s. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock the Rock, Doc, Oct, and Ho Hogan!"
IBioPoxI 5 months ago
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IBioPoxI 5 months ago
2 errors
1)if chuck norris kicked indiana jones in the crotch he wouldnt be on the floor writhing in pain hell be in heaven with his balls in his throat
2) those things cant kill chuck norris the only thing that can kill him is 2 chuck norris
blademaster12321 5 months ago
@blademaster12321 YOUR'E AN IDIOT
lemonxdude6 5 months ago
@blademaster12321 Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. Not even when they were popular 3-4 years ago.
AaronIsAPunk 5 months ago
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Asniperheadshot 5 months ago
LOL
DaShuffler71 5 months ago
Those 889 people are Mr. Rogers neighbors
pauseandreset 5 months ago
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jonaldtrunk 5 months ago