Whose Line: Ryan's Wife Hoedown

[riskova7]

Drew gets on Ryans case, he really shouldnt try

Because Ryan is one hell of a guy

His wife is a game, and a game that Ryan won

Id like to one day meet you wife Drew. Oh wait you have none

[UrtySyringe]

As soon as I saw the title I thought "this oughta be good!"

[Jayfeatherlovr]

Ryan is not very happy.

[akshay2215736]

@12Medbe I hope to see 5000th video but would they more Whose line in the future... Even if they did it wouldn't be this much Fun...

[akshay2215736]

@12Medbe

Congratulation's on your 500th video.... This video is gr8 man...

[rbrrosebitrose]

i have no idea why but i can see brad in american pie

[Chaos31011994]

And Ryan is thinking throughout the hoedowns..you are screwed...both of you..

[ThyDisciple13]

Wasn't Wayne's wife at this point Chinese? I know she was Asian, but if she was Chinese, that adds a whole new layer to the joke.

[lkfredd]

@ThyDisciple13 Sorry she was Japanese American.

[Tatsue295]

its funny how the suggestion came from a girl who sounded 60 with 50 years of smoking behind her.

[wafrhest]

I love Ryan's reactions during this whole thing.

[MsKarlis23]

I think this is my favorite Hoedown lol

[HalfSquad]

Ryan and Colin are such good pals, and they're so funny together. The dream team!

[Stormcat1]

I wanted to marry Ryan, but it turns out he was taken

So I had to look elsewhere and who else was shaken

I ended up with a brit named Robert Pattinson

and now every twihard knows the threat of my gun!

[gardNer899]

I think Ryan is trying to listen to himself sing to make sure he is hitting the right notes.

[wkozaa123]

Hey, Canadians help Canadians :)

[writerchick1692]

aww- Colin's such a good friend to Ryan =)

[fall92baby]

I love how Wayne has to explain his rhyme.

[sweet0yet0vicious]

Ryan had to remember the line he made up

[oldfart387]

Love it when it's funny enough, even Laura Hall giggles.

[bailey2007player]

Sorrow, it's the scary wife hoedown

[sevlen17]

Why does Ryan Stiles always put his finger to his temple during Hoedowns? Does he have a hearing aid?

[anyusernamewilldonot]

@sevlen17 He may have a hearing aid, but I doubt it. It will be a habit when he's trying to think hard on the fly, probably.

[MsDDiddy]

@sevlen17 i think its to indicate that he wants to shoot himself in the head since he hates hoedowns so much. lol.

[Chaotic2Pandemic2]

@sevlen17

I'm pretty sure he does that every time he knows his hoedown might not be tv appropriate, since they had to censor it.

[soccerluvr12]

@sevlen17 Pretty sure he does it so he can block out the sound and think straight. He does it a couple other times too in different games.

[akamego]

Colin is a god among mortals!

[oldfart387]

Funniest part was at 2:22. Laura Hall even started laughing! But she NEVER missed a beat!!!

[Improvqueen1497]

Notice in every Hoedown Ryan grabs his ear liks he is own the phone with someone or something

[StopStaring00]

Ryan was tired of being single no one to hold

And then he found a woman truth to be told

But the one sad thing thats funny to me

That woman is now his wife and she took his virginity

[oldfart387]

@StopStaring00 Good one.

[SorrowfulLesson]

I want to see the one about wives where Ryan ends the song with, "Whew, now I'll get some sex." LOL This one was great but that one is my fave.

[smashingoodful]

@SorrowfulLesson that one is scary wives hoedown..... if u wanted to watch it

[garfield346]

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[9000pivot]

ryan owned!

[BAD1GAMER678]

Why can't say penis!!!

[INTPTT]

@BAD1GAMER678 I think it's because this was in the context of masturbation.

[supermov13buff]

2:01 hi 5 fail

[allabastormaroe]

Ryan's wife = ho down.

[allabastormaroe]

Ryan likes to sit around and drink a lot of beer

He says that employment is his number one fear.

I told him that I'd work with him and that it'd be a ball.

I stick with him constantly, just me, Laura Hall.

[snowdjagha]

CAN?T SAY PENIS??????????? WHAT THE FUUUUCK?!

[Biffanator22]

@loadedjogger lol

[loadedjogger]

Ryan's Wife is a very luck girl,

She's married to one of the funniest men in the world.

The best joke Ryan has ever had come around.

Is when his wife said, Why not tonight we play our own Hoedown?

[TommynGina4ever]

When I married Ryan it was the bast day of my life.

I knew right when I met him that I would be his wife.

How could I love a man who wears those big clown shoes?

Well, what they say about big feet, know what? It's true.

[urdurdur]

@TommynGina4ever that they wear big socks and shoes?

[dodgers162003]

@TommynGina4ever

leave it to the professionals

[cobrafangz]

ryan has a wife and she is quite the rake

she always seems to nag and she has a son named jake

she wouold tend to drink her wine by the gallon

but shes gets her for free because of her ex husband allan

[uultimateMJloverr]

Colin is a beast.

[Crimedog4444]

The other day I saw a MILF wearing a short skirt

She came right over to me and she began to flirt

She said I'm Ryan Stiles wife and my name is Venus

Then I reached under her skirt and grabbed on to her .....WTF?

[iWILLluvHIM4ever100]

@tykk86 no he does it because the audience is clapping so loud he can't hear the piano

[33kush]

the bromance of colin and ryan was always epic

[drdudemeister]

I can't stop clicking on the right side of the screen! I need help!

[ElfenLied619]

I recently cheated with Ryan's wife.

It's the worst thing I've done in my whole life.

I feel really guilty, I don't know t odo.

I'll have to make up for it by wearing Ryan's shoes!

[cloverkong]

0:50 Why Colin is amazing.

[ThatRainbirdGirl]

I love that Colin and Ryan avoid actually talking about his wife, cause they'd both get killed if they made fun of her :')

[yamachicken]

Does Wayne Brady hafta choke a bitch??

[iloveparamore333]

AWW Ryan always knows Colin has his back:)

[AllThatStuff96]

Hysterical Hoedown!

[SaperKlute]

this is my hoedown song

[edwardcullen62019011]

imagine if the person who yelled that out was a man!!!

[Dan100496]

Ryan's wife was pretty and very smart,

not so long ago Ryan stole her heart.

But when she regretted her choice to marry,

she went and had an affair with Drew Carrey!

[edwardcullen62019011]

when i was younger this is what i would think

im not with ryan this really really stinks

i really dont know what i should do

no im not in love with him im in love with his shoes

[exoticmafia]

when ryan first got married he was very glad

he put away his hand cream and saved it for another lad

the marriage was outside in the rain

he almost threw when he saw it was wayne

[TheKnightsofAwesome]

Ryan's getting married, it is pretty cool.

they're getting a house in the suburbs, with a swimming pool

to be truthful, i never thought he'd marry,

but i nearly had a heart attack when he wedded drew carey!

[Gleek215]

Chuck Norris has a poster of Colin on his wall

[Homer4421]

I like how Ryan's last line is juxtaposed with the ABC Family logo.

[SJ3GIRL]

Best. Shout. Out. Ever.

[brettkoopmann]

BEST HOEDOWN BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yellow4494]

"What I need is someone from the audience tell me what you wanted to be when you grew up?"

"RYAN'S WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LOL

[tykk86]

I love how ryan always plugs his ear when he knows his hoedown is ending up in a beep.

[MileenietheMarshmie]

The Piano belongs to Colin.... It's Baldwin!!!!!!

[skullie1908]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND COLIN WINS AGAIN!! XD

[biteme583]

Ryan looked so smug after Colin's verse XD

[CountryMusicFanForev]

Colin will always defend his best friend's honor... even to going to the extents of that.

[CountryMusicFanForev]

I like who the question was what you wanted to be when you grew up.

The second shout was from a guy...

[TheAnimationFanatic]

you are the king of whose line videos

[RebeccaLmcqueen]

9 people haven't met Ryan's wife

[100percentofawesome]

Ya Colin! You made it hilarious, and restored Ryan's penus glory. 

[PinkiePiex3]

the look colin gives ryan makes me die LOLing

[Banaerz]

Ryan's wife....

(WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

...Ryan's wife...

(WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

....let's do the Ryan's wife hoedown....

(LOUDER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO)

Those ladies don't miss any cues.

[miked0424]

Ryan always wins in the end

[americanidol434]

ahhhahahahahahahahha

[ThemOldaBoys]

Get your finger outta your ear or whatever your doin'.

[thegreatfalconer]

Awwww Colin...

[bloodhoney360]

what did ryan say when they *BEEPED* him.

[tmaguire2075]

@bloodhoney360 his penis. I'm kinda good at reading lips.

[Jalala8902]

@bloodhoney360 he said penis

[Xunown]

@bloodhoney360 I think he said penis

[XavyWin7]

9 people have a big nose and big feet and came to the realization that Drew was right

[SawYouandDIED]

I love how different Collin's parts of hoedowns always are lol

[ClearlyUnfair]

Ryan hates Hoedown's, but he's so good at them.

[TheShantamGoyal]

When I was a little boy, I had many dreams.

I wanted to be Ryan's wife, in this and all other realms.

With him I wanted to live, with him I would die.

But alas the dream broke when I found out I was a guy.

[GatDayume]

These hoedown suggestions are really really bad

You are not Drew, Ryan, Colin, or Brad

None of these lyrics have any sort of class

So please stop before I fuck you up the ass. [Fuck you up the asssssss]

[jaguar11586]

@GatDayume, when you say you would fuck us up the ass

i wouldn't allow it because i do have class

so i know you are weak and have nothing to say

hey didn't you just tell us that you are really gay

[hungboom]

ryan wife is so hot i can not lie

then he got home he said that i was going to die

then his wife stop him before he even got me

oh my god i just had a big pee

[bookiecookie444]

LOL! Let's face it, Ryan is def an odd looking dude. Compared to Chip, Wayne. and Brad he is downright homely! My friend has actually met Ryan's wife at some kind of Second City tour special and he said that she is not very good looking either. It's funny that Ryan is always making fun of other people's looks, when he and his own wife are fugly LOL!

[Theskmdeadman]

@bookiecookie444 wtf r u talking about. LOOOL. just watch the video, instead of judging men... btw ive met ryans wife at a autograph signing in toronto 2 months ago. she looks pretty to me. so i dont noe what ur talking about.

[alibean101]

@bookiecookie444 I don't think he's ugly. But he's probably more good-looking than you are, because insulting someone makes you look downright awful.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

HAHA, drew owned.

[MJGivesMeButterflies]

i would LOVE to be Ryan's wife ;DD

[InsaneStingFan]

@MJGivesMeButterflies Thank God I'm not the only one!

[Leader237]

When I met Ryan's wife it really was funny,

considering she called him a funny bunny,

when I looked at him his face got all red,

cause then i realized she called him that in bed!

[Dopeyhime]

I love that Brad sticks up for Wayne and Colin sticks up for Ryan all the time<3

[AquariSun27]

Brad's so adorable through out this hoedown <3

[EmoCosplayer16]

....i hate the fact tht this feeds onto my fangirlness of colin and ryan

[LeBubblesSan]

@EmoCosplayer16 Excuse me, but you seem to have mistyped 'hate' when you meant to type 'love'.

[EmoCosplayer16]

@LeBubblesSan idk anymore i swear my fangirlness is @ overload...seriously im the fangirl tht would literally get a bloody for no apparent reason in school, so yah idkz anymore

[TrillenXP]

Which hoedown was it where colin said something like: "But i still get way more in bet than either chip or drew" or something like that?

[daley2]

@TrillenXP The bald hoedown :)

[TrillenXP]

@daley2 Thanks a bunch :)

[EmotionIsMyFriend]

@TrillenXP

In that hoedown he says "I still get way more sex than either Bard or Drew" :)

[lightningstruck444]

I can't find that game where all of a sudden Colin says to Ryan "You bitch." That line made me laugh so hard, but I can't find the game anywhere. Anyone know what it is?

[s1223344]

The first day i met Ryan, he was freakishly tall

i wored high heels, but it didnt work at all

Ryan laughed at me, yet this was not the end of course

his short wife got angry which lead him to divorce

[richdeveau24]

How Laura Hall can keep playing without bursting in laughter is beyond me! haha

[GoodWill181111]

0:42 "Oh hell yeah- this is gonna be awesome!"

[hselise]

Not so long a go I met Ryan's wife,

she is very pretty, yeah really quite the price.

Ten minutes later I was thrown out on the lawn,

how was I supose to know she was Drew Carey's mom?

[atomicmrpelly]

@hselise "a go"?

[hselise]

@atomicmrpelly Sorry, my mistake...

[atomicmrpelly]

@hselise lol sorry couldn't resist!

[hselise]

@atomicmrpelly I know the feeling XD

[16Ralltir]

Colin couldn't beak his best buddy. :P

[Legba85]

Ryan always had the nicest ties.

[noyboy125]

Ryan is my best friend and so is wife

Shes the type of woman i want in my life

I ask them to come over on the phone

But i tell her to leave Ryan and all her clothes at home

[iCantTinkOfaGudName]

@noyboy125 'All her clothes at hooome' :D

[xXSpellcasterXx]

@noyboy125 "All her clothes at hooome!"

[ninchan2]

the gal in the audience was brilliant: "who do u want to be when u grow up?" "Ryan's wife" ahahaha roflz

[cosmmoe]

Hahaha i love how in Hoedowns Ryan and Colin always stick together, and if they get ripped on by someone else they usually help each other out lol

[SamWantsSauce]

I love Ryan's wife,

She is quite the looker!

But if my facts are straight

She probably is a hooker!

[triviafreak1]

Ryan's the man!!!

[TalaLalaLicious]

Lol Ryan was blushing so bad in the beginning. Also I love how colin defends Ryan, btw does anyone no y brad jumped up and glared at the crowd wen Wayne said something about shipping a girl from china???

[InTheMist032000]

@TalaLalaLicious Because they were booing at the idea of a mail-order bride. He was just kidding and trying to defend the idea, like "you got a problem with that?!"

[TalaLalaLicious]

@InTheMist032000 oh thanx for answering :) that is kinda funny lol

[Gleek215]

Colin and Ryan are such good friends, they always defend each other! <3

[snowdjagha]

ryan did his best hoedown!! 

[1350harrylarry]

@IGNsucks, don't ask

[cindythebest1]

i loved the last part of the hoedown

[ChCa]

I just realized that the piano's brand is "Baldwin"... That is so appropriate.

[dylanancolelovr1fan]

ahahah poor ryan.....i feel sooo bad for him and his face was priceless!! and i loved the ending

[PlateReadsAwesome]

When I was a young girl

all the other kids, they would tease,

about who it was I liked

so listen if you please

whenever they asked that question

inside I'd be dyin'

'cause I always had a thing for Colin and Ryan!

[SomethingSimpleRox]

I'm so glad colin defended him lol it brought spirits back XD

[leeks1408]

my life dream was to be ryan stiles and me

we are really happy, especially ryan can't you see?

but on our honeymoon, we both learned something scary

he was colin mochrie and i was drew carey

[BJARRGH12]

That hoedown was amazing!!! LOL every time the camera looks at Brad, he's doing something weird and crazy! I love you Brad... lol

[ITSOVER9000ish]

I could never be Ryan's wife

it's not stressful it doesn't cause strife

there is just one reason why

it is because i am a guy

[marrydruli]

@ITSOVER9000ish

Well done! :))

[ITSOVER9000ish]

@marrydruli thank you!

[IGNsucks]

why does Ryan put his finger to his ear like that?

[TDragonkirs]

@IGNsucks He does that every time he doesn't know what to say, so I guess he's just thinking.

[anabelachaves]

@IGNsucks probably he's just embarressed, it's not normal for them to get personal on the show, i guess

[ZANYSWAINY]

hi 5 fail at 2:02 haha

[PinkPsycho92]

The way Colin defended Ryan was really sweet and showed how good their father and son relationship was really good^^ I wonder why he gave him that look after he was done with defending him though? As a joke maybe? Still it was a very sweet thing for him to do though, I really liked the way he worded it and threw in Mel Gibson! I don't know why but Mel Gibson has always been considered a hunk, I've personally never found him attractive at all.

[rovert40]

@PinkPsycho92 It was only a partial defence, since Colin alludes to having sex with Ryan himself. That might explain the look. :p

[PinkPsycho92]

@rovert40 I guess so but I don't really think ti was necessary.^^

[ProjectDingmans]

That stupid girl tried too hard to get Ryan's wife picked

[YouAreHereNow]

Where?

[OoNik0oO]

pulling on my penis

[twinkieqqq]

you know what we need to do right now we need to start a club on facebook to get whos line is it any way back on the air or twitter or whatever there is and 12 med be could run it we all want it back lets do somthing about it whos with meeeeeeeeee YAAAA and ....so lets put it back on tv if betty white can do it so can weee YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....since i dont have face book and im 15 and i have no idea how to do it so...but sombody who is manly intellgent can do it..YAAAA ..meow

[namchabarwa1]

Mel Gibson isn't the only one with a lethal weapon hahahahah

[PrincessRainbow99]

*suddenly realizes ryan is incredibly sexy* :O

[YouAreHereNow]

Poor Ryan. But Colin's defending him was awesome.

[PinkPsycho92]

@YouAreHereNow Well he is his father after all:)