Did you know that if you are Cantonese you are a descendant of the elite warriors of Qin? Only the brave were sent down to the south for exploration and conquest and only the best of those survived to become the present day Cantonese.
Hahaha, wow how does that last guy at the end (not actually on the phone but the dude used for visual aid) even see?!?!? His eyes are like almost shut it's like he's naturally BAKED all the time LOLOLOL.
CHINESE VS CHINESE this is gold hahahaha hahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha why yes whyyy yesss hahahah the last guy rock!! My name is neeeii ahahahaha ahahahahahahahhhaha last and aaaa and uhh Q I N you know!!! HA HAA HHA hahahahahahahah hahaahahahahahah ahahahaah
Can you please say again I can't hear?
Petey90 3 weeks ago
what's an octal anyway? :s
tsalikaki 1 month ago
How u spell?
SuperSpanishChicken 2 months ago
Transcribe that audio braws...super win.
Bleakunending 4 months ago
Na haee...naa he'p you.
Bleakunending 4 months ago
Brother and sister at the beginning lol
TheChris559 5 months ago
oh fuck! did you hear that? When he said he was an "octal" they think he is the police
analyzingfunny 5 months ago
fucking.....GENIUS>....
analyzingfunny 5 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
bigkhalil17 7 months ago
haha omg its chinaman's female double!
TalonMercenary 7 months ago
Hahaha chinaman just called his wife XD
bcount1 7 months ago
you should make the first asian lady into a soundboard as chinaman's wife
WHATTHEBARKSHOW 10 months ago
Lmao, Chinaman's fellow Asians can't even understand him.
HazerGore1185 10 months ago
china man speaaks what the fuck name hahahaha mother fucker, dumb bitch, what the fuck u all HAHAHAHA
khaiho95 1 year ago
The dude has a Vietnamese accent!
steven94116 1 year ago
@steven94116 They are similliar, stupid. You just watched FMJ.
Kixkaxia 1 year ago
china man sound more like a mexican lol
trickz323 1 year ago
''whats ur name'' haha panda ''what da fuck name''
nomitata 1 year ago
Love the Boomhouer bit at the start!
mootle661 1 year ago
wat yu name? wat yu name?
Mile83 1 year ago
GREAT CALLS, first the chinese woman was awesome and then the last guy whatever he said at the end just confused the hell out of me LOL.
Helllocutiepie 1 year ago
Did you know that if you are Cantonese you are a descendant of the elite warriors of Qin? Only the brave were sent down to the south for exploration and conquest and only the best of those survived to become the present day Cantonese.
stimsWonderland 1 year ago
hahha the lady sounded just like this chinaman
nomitata 1 year ago
"I'm a Noctowl"
Alectr0n 1 year ago
@Alectr0n hoot hoot. and in crystal's animation, he bobs his head side to side. ahh the memories.
mistersupermannohere 1 year ago
Hahaha, wow how does that last guy at the end (not actually on the phone but the dude used for visual aid) even see?!?!? His eyes are like almost shut it's like he's naturally BAKED all the time LOLOLOL.
KoldShadow 1 year ago
I love the angry black guy & Chinaman pranks, funny as hell !!!!!!!11
tierren 1 year ago
you gotta hurry up and get all the old chinease people
infamoussafg 1 year ago
boomhower lol
bluntman305 2 years ago
Chinamen is my favorite!!!
I love chinaman
omegapizza 2 years ago
that chinese picture looks SCARY and NASTY.
Muffintop2k7 2 years ago
kiss it
infamoussafg 1 year ago
Smoking opium will do that to teeth.
vigo894 1 year ago
what is an octal or what the fk he is he sayn?iv listened to loads of the chinaman but cant figure out what the fk hes sayn
looknfortruth 2 years ago
Maybe someone should call him and find out. One time I thought it was "Doctor", as in "I am a doctor!"
BloodyMargie 2 years ago
@looknfortruth it is 'i am a doctor'
zeusvn88 1 year ago
@looknfortruth i believe he is saying his name and its probably not chinese but rather indian, something like rochdale...
blackfootnavajo 1 year ago
haha!!!
loved the boomhauer intro!
jonasbjarki 2 years ago
hahaha they both sound alike! she should be china woman! china woman is born!
CrissySnow 2 years ago
im an octal!
tetankemint 2 years ago
Does anyone know where the Chinaman conversation originated? I want to hear it in context.
BenjaminWirtz 2 years ago
watch?v=0PGr5-qDmqc
This is where it originated.
FrenchFriedPoop 2 years ago
Skype.
theRealNumaNumaFAN 2 years ago
lol why dont they try and talk to him in chinese
manuntd2009 2 years ago
LOL
manuntd2009 2 years ago
example
England = English man
France = French man
China = Chinese man
NO ONE SAYS ENGLAND MAN or FRANCE MAN do they?
dont say CHINA MAN
it is an offensive derogatory tem
ohnoyoudidntx 2 years ago
it's chinaman....it has always been chinaman...it will always be chinaman....now go hug a fucking tree and hump your picture of obama.
boburfer 2 years ago
LOLLOOLOL your a noob
cyconline 2 years ago
you're a china man!
pipiligrama 2 years ago
Mega man
Flash man
Air man
etc...
Alectr0n 2 years ago
Hilarious.
blewsrose 2 years ago
ken joo spwel de name?
GetY0urAssToMars 2 years ago
Me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke.
archeeizm 2 years ago
I somehow think the Chinaman would sound great if he had a bit of an echo.
MissourSnT 2 years ago
nice when my bitches are all tripping you have helped me out
adam8871 2 years ago
hahahha, first old lady was chinaman's soul mate. they went tit 4 tat, bra
mjd612 3 years ago
ROFLMFAO!!!!!! SOOO GREAT!!!
smitch08 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is shit stop harassing people you sick little cunts
nessalk1 3 years ago
the voice of reason, finally!
chineseplayer 2 years ago
"horrrr...dis here is chinese lestolon..."
kepalametal 3 years ago
haha
tcuk 2 years ago
This is so wrong....where do you all get these pictures? LMAO
lindsey2021 3 years ago
lol the first lady repeats everything that the chinaman says
skeezy120 3 years ago
WTF did that guy say at 3:00-3:14? LOL
UsernameofBoang 3 years ago
CHINESE VS CHINESE this is gold hahahaha hahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha why yes whyyy yesss hahahah the last guy rock!! My name is neeeii ahahahaha ahahahahahahahhhaha last and aaaa and uhh Q I N you know!!! HA HAA HHA hahahahahahahah hahaahahahahahah ahahahaah
driftboyz 3 years ago
The Chinaman FTW
mikeydoo465 3 years ago
This is very funny... what's your name? Can you spell the name?hahaha
texaspimp2000 3 years ago
whats your name? who
DunkanConstruction 3 years ago
chinaman wants to know spelling of everyone's name...lol
india813 3 years ago
It's part of his plan to take over the world.
Alectr0n 3 years ago
I'm a Noctowl lmao is that a pokemon??
GreekAsxetos 3 years ago
I think he says "im a dr"
verocity 3 years ago
lmao thats the funniest shit ever XD
Victorportillo1 3 years ago
ahaha 'is that a pokemon' you crack me up dude XD
verdantabyss 3 years ago
wooho
GreekAsxetos 3 years ago
haha. nice work. really funny.
Vikezupa 3 years ago
Brilliant :D
KingWasim 3 years ago
This one is better than the original chinaman!
Tranceslave 3 years ago
this is so funny lol
kentan2202 3 years ago
LOL!
ChrisSantos21 3 years ago
haha you can add the first lady to the chinaman soundboard and make it seem like it's his wife haha
RegoLeo 3 years ago
great idea to call chinese people with the chinese man.. :)
thamossop 3 years ago
WOW that first lady would have been the perfect compliment to The Chinaman! She was great.
kaptaintrips 3 years ago