Pros and Cons: Short People

[HesshTastical]

That's not very nice!

[gottspieler]

con: you aren't funny

[sooperfukker]

@maxwelledwar

did you just say midgets and dwarves are the same ? that is so racist !

[mythmanjay]

@sooperfukker Which ones are not human?

[stalkingherbie]

"people tend to not make fun of little people because they know they're already dead inside"

lmao

[uncaringgenius]

Dick.

[ojr777]

midgets are taking over television

[ronibitz]

jajajaja... love this man...one pro is that they alway have a job...

[kendraMcgraw]

Here in Portugal people use to say that women should be small..But everyone who says that are small, this must mean something xD

[keishacs]

I'm barely 5'1, so I suppose I qualify as a short person. O.O

I do, however, have a reason to live. I live to creep you out. That's reason enough for me. ;P

And on an interesting but not really related side note, I tried to pause this video and it just kept playing. That creeped me out. I guess we're even.

[duhhaduh]

LMAO...True in a little sence...."Short People Have No Reason To Live"Hahaha

[hannahmartin08]

HAHAHA. that was funny. i like, i like.

[brittluna09]

im 5'2'' does that make me short??? lol and do i creep you out??? haha!

[zombiedarling]

haha I am too.

[johno6989]

Umm funny but slack

[hackeley]

Short people...if you live in a tight area...

[scaRonXTC]

xDD

[imlianesoul]

o my days this is hillarious!!!

[exprodigal83]

I was 5'10'' in elementary...lol...serious. Im still 5'10 now at 26 yrs old

[sandyny]

wtf!??!!!!

[michellepyle]

that was good..you should do stand up..

[calliegirl353]

Short people r bomb!!

[cyko1kourtknee]

haha, you are so funny! but im really short!! =] im 5'2 and im 19 years old!! =|

[pizanot]

Im 5'10 and just turned 14 so nothin to worry about.

[CakefaceSmut]

I'm 5'1 and I love telling people I'm fun sized! ;]

[feelsofly]

5'5 and 17:(

[lexmex222]

5'4 (and only 13) (;

[hinataandnaruto4evr]

When was your age, I was 5'9".

[lexmex222]

woww that makes me feel short lol

[hinataandnaruto4evr]

lol, no worries! I stopped growing after that, so you might catch up to me.

[blobert33]

at 13, i was 4'11

[eldnaceeknay]

im 5'1-i love it.

plus i wont have to worry about whether or not i will be taller than my date for prom if i wear heels!!

[beckysblog]

as a 5ft 1 citizen, i am offended!

haha not really :D

[MegaBrits]

LOL

[BurnCorp]

lol i have that simpsons poster!

[sarahfbyrne]

I prefer the term fun sized...

and never forget people...good things come in small packages...except penises...

xSarah Monaghanx

[soniic94]

******************** you better be freaked out by this hobbit because he's comin ta kill ya

Im joking all though im short your vids are pretty funny

[LuvNinjaTurtles]

har har lord of the rings references :P short ppl suck!!!!! lol naw some of my best friends r short... oh yeah i have no friends >.> hmm

[punkyB24]

The invention of short people!! Hahaha like it was an experiment gone wrong. I love being short...Makes things interesting with tall people.

[Inferfire]

five feet seven......

[jennysupports]

i is 5'4

and i love this XD

[WordsOfALifespan]

ok rly u got a prob with short ppl? btw here's a pro: WE R SOOO MUCH COOLER THAN U TALL PPL! IN FACT WE RULE U!!! and personally randy newman ain't all that cool. and of course we're cute. thats what makes ppl like us more than u!!! 5 FEET WORTH OF POWER!!!!

[ManiaCop100]

HAHAHA YOUR A MIDGET

[glutenfreeordie]

subtle, sophisticated, yet containing just the right amount of malice. Infinitely superior to the "Tall People" video (jam?! oh, come on!), yet lacking the brilliant spark of your early work. For example, the "John Goodman" video was a masterpiece of comic brevity. And, who can forget "Multitasking"? ARRIBA, indeed!!

[littleBIGGERchris]

Already dead inside. LOVE IT.

[TheyCallMeNuts]

XD

I'm short (although I'm not a "mini-me" legally), and I LOVED this! :D

I stand at about... 5'... or 5'1

Then again, I'm 15. XDDDD And being tall is not something that runs in my family.

Oh, but you did forget a pro. In the words of my father (who is actually close to 6'... XD), "Its better to be short, because when the shit hits the fan, you have less of a way to fall".

Great vid! XDD 5 stars!

[wilbernebraska]

You are under investigation!

[nadronnocojr]

your already dead inside.....rofl

[nadronnocojr]

dude your funny seriously good stuff

[101feven101]

that's so mean

[lcky15]

not the best vid i've seen.....

[JHurd33]

4 stars. I am short. I think unless i next to a shorter person then i am tall....I am confused.....5'9 were to I stand..wait I stand at 5'9..anyways I must add con cannot take date to amusement park.

[anthonyjaysimpson]

Funny, five stars. I have the Simpsons poster in the backround.

[LukeWhitaker]

it takes alot of brass to do this vid.

[thewesker]

There is no pros to short people!

[randomcues]

LOL!! Love your videos too!!!!

[dontp4nic]

LMAO OMG! That was hilarious!

[anonymousppl]

No raff, ergo one star

[sn4tchflick]

fucking gay

[sn4tchflick]

no raff

[Zyoher]

almost raff

[Expri]

no raff

[Wyvernx]

Damn it!!! right at the end!

[systemite]

ending is awesome.

almost won

[kalikovisionmaster]

no raff

[holycowbatman]

I win. OP sounds like Jerry Seinfeld.

[jonrd21]

No raff no ruse,

/b/

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OP fails.

[ADAMHILLIER101]

No Raff

/b/

[Naayru]

I ruse'd...

[thejackman808]

interesting

the only funny thing about this was how hard you are trying

YOU FUCKING SUCK

CAPSLOCK FTW

[slayer21893x]

i didnt raff... so i didnt ruse

[popcorn136]

SHORT PEOPLE GOTTT NO REASON TO LIVEEEEEE...not funny no raff no ruse

[Jimhadar]

No, just no.

[J0ASH]

gay didn't even smile

[killerzax]

not funny /b/

[chromechild88]

didnt raff

[angryhobo212]

GODDAMNIT /B/

I didn't ruse

[mikeb420420]

unfunnyfagggot

[Shotgunmage]

I see people breaking Rule 1 and 2.

[jablesusta]

mee tooooo.

[ageguyera21]

probably a /b/tard posted this to get more views.. but I agree not funny

[0siris101]

eh i didnt ruse yet

[RevengefulRaccoon]

this shit is fucking retarded.

/b/ fails.

[ericcatsguy]

you didn't Ruse?

[StrikeBlast]

no ruse .

[Shotgunmage]

You broke Rule 1 and two, newfag.

[UserName999999999999]

MIDGET SCUM SHOULD DIE

[crazykiddo092]

LOL

[VABomStk93]

/b/ im sad whoever posted the link to this shit its fucking retarded

[lalomean]

That's fucked up.

[ANON1626]

Faggot

[AncientShadow32]

"Since the invention of short people"

Wat.

I lol'ed

[withcellist]

LAWLZ!!!!!!!