The two most important crop circles ever. No joke

[myalbumisgateways]

Why doesn't someone take a picture of this "disc" and then make a CD out of it. Then PLAY the CD and see what it says or what one hears? Has anyone done this? Seems the obvious thing to do to me.

[alfonsjordankasday]

they find that there is plasma radiation in these crop circles. Man knows of plasma radiation but does not know how to harness it. Therefore the technology is ahead of us and therefore the messages in the fields must have been constructed by other intelligent life.

[seansalvador1]

@alfonsjordankasday "is plasma radiation"

In this sentence you declare your complete lack of understanding of both the word 'radiation' and the word 'plasma'. I use plasma every day at work (ICP), the screen you are looking at is plasma... in fact most of the visible matter in the universe is plasma.

The sun is plasma and it radiates, yes... it radiates electromagnetic radiation, you know like light, radio waves, x-rays etc. Nothing exiting at all.

[alfonsjordankasday]

@seansalvador1 but to harness it... is a total different story.

[seansalvador1]

@alfonsjordankasday it's hard to believe people as thick you actually exist. Plants have been doing this for millions of years, bacteria longer. I've got a solar powered calculator in front of me. All human energy except nuclear is powered by the sun in some way, even nuclear, as all elements except hydrogen are made in stars.

[loverofyahshua]

THANKS to this doctor, we CAN see the RELATIVITY, between the May 21,2011, that Family Radio Explains, and the May 20 date from this website. thanks agin the the Faithful Slave, the President of Family Radio, who has EXPLAINED and tied our Contemporay Times together. Thats May 20 and May 21, all those who are interested in the future.

[nukeusa911x2]

what a load of shit.

[HashSmokerDude420]

its like, people that write negative comments on important videos like this are either under 10 yr old or some people that simply are dumb as fuck... convince me aliens do not exist. cuz i have seen plenty of evidence that they do, and also if you really believe we are the only planet with life in our endless universe you are fuckin retarded

[seansalvador1]

@HashSmokerDude420

The fact that there is a very high probability of life on other planets does not have any say at all on whether superluminal travel is even possible, let alone that they are doing it right now and visiting us simply to flatten some fucking crops and stick a probe up a farmers bum!

to conflate life with intelligent life, and intelligent life with intelligence capable of superluminal travel is idiocy.

Fermi's paradox has only one very weak solution (zoo hypothesis).

[martinzwanenburg]

I offer the one who mad that in 1 night,...to do my garden!!!

pfffff,....

[unit666industries]

peace and lovee awwwwww!!!

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

think the message means to not trust the inter dimensional aliens.. like the mantis one shown in the message

who knows maybe the cropcircles are messages sent.. from another galaxy by a race of beings who know the ufos are here messing with us and are trying to warn us this way.. because they cant travel here but can send messages in this form.

we wont know until the day that we cant deny the truth anymore comes...

[espana76]

@MaTchBoOkPoEt They are speaking o ou own kind...be wary of our own species....not another race of beings.

Open your eyes LOOK around you! Deceit,deceit, deceit!

Oiy vay! They have their work cut ot for them.........

[sinprelic]

old hoax is old

[seansalvador1]

Wow necro is pretty good at this. Why the fuck would they write it in a fucking field?

[greempo]

@seansalvador1 That's an ancient place, if you investigate further, there is Stonehenge nearby. They're using the crops instead of big rocks like they used to. This really exists man, you just have to believe in it...its right there before your eyes...and yet, you don't realize its true.

[seansalvador1]

@greempo

Are you for real?

Prove any of these wild claims.

"you just have to believe in it"

True believer syndrome and a complete lack of the capacity for reason/logic is a dangerous combination.

[greempo]

@seansalvador1 I mean, you live in england, and you never took the chance to go and see a crop circle by yourself???...My logic is to be reasonable, and that's something you're far far away my friend. I dont suffer any kind of syndrome, dont start qualifying without knowing me. You have the worst problem a human can have and its a big stupid EGO...I'm not going to waste more time talking to a senseless monkey. Peace.

[seansalvador1]

@greempo

So far you have yet to qualify anything you have said, bare assertions are not reasonable, they are irrational and illogical. Prove your claims that extraterrestrials created these circles.

Even when people film themselves making them with very simple means and update simple (for some reason you guys claim they are complex) geometric patterns, you still claim et's did it! Classics signs of true believer syndrome.

[greempo]

@seansalvador1 Geometric patterns are the way of life...Of course people can imitate them, but they will never be able to perfection ate it... I rather be a "Classic Believer" than a stubborn bonehead trying so hard to not believe whats clearly REAL. Peace.

[seansalvador1]

@greempo

Perfection ate? What an idiot. You prove the rule, UFO 'enthusiasts' are invariably stupid or crackpots.

You can't even read, I said 'true believer syndrome', most people would have at least Googled it. Am I speaking to a juvenile or are you just thick?

[greempo]

@seansalvador1 I'm sorry for my English, its not my natural lenguage, i do what i can...

We can speak in Spanish if you want.

[seansalvador1]

@greempo

Na i don't speak Spanish.

The word, for future reference, is simply 'perfect'.

It works as a noun, adjective or verb.

[seansalvador1]

@greempo "a stubborn bonehead trying so hard to not believe"

Dsbelief of wild claims is always the default position, say i told you i could fly by willing it alone... you would be a fool to believe me without evidence and even more foolish to claim that anyone not believing was 'trying' not to believe.

"whats clearly REAL"

Of course crop circles are real, but they are demonstrably man made.

[seansalvador1]

@greempo When so called experts claim that a circle is genuine, only later to be shown confirmation that the circle is without a doubt a hoax, we can be rest assured that these so called experts are actually just idiots.

It's like people who still believe the incredibly obvious fakes, the so called 'Cottingley Fairies', even after they were confirmed as hoaxes by the girls themselves!

[djApa420]

@seansalvador1 hahaha you ignorant p.o.s obviously aliens exist... and everyone knows people hav made fake crop circles so next time keep it to yourself....using big words agasinst someone who speaks spanish.....you ignorant ass american i was born in america and its people like you who r 100% brainwashed and are a lost cause

[seansalvador1]

@greempo

Ps, it helps to know what words mean before using them, the Freudian psychoanalytic concepts of consciousness split into id, ego and superego are outdated nonsense anyway, setting aside your idiotic colloquial usage of the term.

[Necromonger27]

no way this is a hoax or man-made. make a giant binary disc with a 3-d portrait in one night? if it was fake the makers would have probably put that in the code right? for the lulz. the people who think it is man-made are just trolling

[seansalvador1]

@Necromonger27

The people who make these are laughing at you.

"no way this is a hoax or man-made"

Just because you lack the skill and intelligence ...worse, the imagination, does not mean that everyone else does also.

[jesolivas]

why dont aliens just show up and explain this to us instead of putting it on a crop field?

[TupacwuzaGorillaPimp]

@jesolivas an all-at-once uncloaking would cause hardXcore panic and negative effects, need to make it gradual

[jesolivas]

@TupacwuzaGorillaPimp - Thanks thats a really good answer. i know many people would not be able to handle the idea of having visitors from light years away.

[BrightLightintheEAST]

Jesus talked about this deception by many false prophets that shall deceive many (Matt.24:11). Apostle Peter also talked about these false teachers and deception in the Church and many

will follow them ((2Pet. 2:1,2). Apostle Paul likewise talked about deception and wolves that will not

spare the flock after his departure or his death (Acts 20:24-30)

[sinprelic]

@BrightLightintheEAST jesus was an immoral man. there is a reason psychochristians have been constitutionally, historically and culturally eliminated from the scientifical playing field.

[spacecop67]

Go out there and make one dont leave any human trails into the fields dont park your cars, dont pay the owner of the land to use his fields and lie about it..Show us!! go out there make one, so the investigaters can go out there and see if its a fake complicated as this one..How many people ??? how long??? dont sit on it all week because people will know and cant tell no one to lie..Foots prints..Come in like the wind and leave like the wind...

[youstupidmoron]

@spacecop67 Have you never noticed that all crop circles are made in fields with tractor lines and the tractor lines always go through the crop circles? Thats how we get out there without leaving a massive trail of bent over crops. Youre a little slow arent you! They are absolutely all man made, that is an absolute fact. There isnt even a reason to imagine they are not! They started in the 70s and bigger and more complex each year as people got better at making them.

[theassman11]

the mathematical precision of crop circles is mind boggling. theres no way i could believe its man made unless i saw it with my own eyes

[spacecop67]

@theassman11 If there man made then investigate??? who are they?? whaty man can go out build this over night and why havent they shown themselves so they can receive the awards . Show me who will go out there make this and sit back????who.WHere !!Group of people!!

[doireallyneed1]

How pissed off are the farmers whose crops get flattened?

[jewishwarrior666]

The message tells the world to watch out for the western powers who come bringing broken promises of peace and development! Fuck their freedom and democracy!

[youstupidmoron]

All crop circles are man made, there has never been the slightest reason to think otherwise. It's amazing that you can actually tell who the believers are, they are usually the ones who can't spell to save their lives! Next time you see a homeless person ask them who makes crop circles, they always say "aliens"! Try it yourself! It demonstrates the typical intellect of believers!

[spacecop67]

@youstupidmoron OK where are these people???? show us how you go out and dont leave any foot prints...Fakes have human trails foot prints , the grass is flatting out using tools yea even the Hoaxers will admit they can t make some of these crop circles unless maybe you hover over the fields..If so what type aircraft?? Come on OUT you HOAXERS so you can get your REWARDS IN COMEDY!!! Maybe there GHOASTS????

[youstupidmoron]

@spacecop67 , there are none without footprints, who told you that? How many have you looked at and saw no footprints? There is always signs that people have been there, the only people who say there is not are the self proclaimed "researchers", People have been caught and admitted making them since the first one appeared in the 70s. You have been watching too many YouTube conspiracy videos! They are all man made, not by "hoaxers", since they are all man made they cant be called "hoaxes".

[youstupidmoron]

@spacecop67 No circle maker has ever admitted they cant make a crop circle unless the circle is beyond their skill level. By the way, there is no such thing as a "crop circle hoaxer", you cant hoax what is known to be entirely man made in the first place, that would be like calling someone a house building hoaxer, or a car building hoaxer. Grow up spacecop

[youstupidmoron]

You sheep aren't very bright. Look at Jordy below, Jordy is a sheep and didn't even know that a group of sheep hang out in flocks, not herds!

[youstupidmoron]

Jordy, you call me a sheep when you are the one who follows a bunch of idiots who make up stories about aliens? That is funny! Sorry silly child, all crop circles are man made and always have been, ofcoarse you wouldn't know that because you can't think for yourself, you follow along with your fellow flock members, go graze little lamb!

[itchy8me]

brilliant artwork

[youstupidmoron]

It's funny that there are still idiots who think aliens make crop circles, what is wrong with those people, too many drugs maybe?

[Jordyjg]

I think the problem here is that your a sheep, how did you get a computer sheep? computers are not for sheep, go back to the herd.. wouldint want to learn anything.. so just deny it.. yes good sheep.. bahahaa

[A707B2]

Get over yourselves...welcome these angelic angel beings lovingly. Honour & gentle loving comment messages their sophisticated advanced technology, still, they are-not gods. They are our brothers under GOD's technologies, or universes strange-attraction configuration;same chaos theorum proven experimentally happily solved many equations. 1992-3 unless I am mistaken butterfly wings dynamic changing similarity:butterfly wings on oscilliscope. Pattern engineer space shudders tear-apart satellites

[FullDeck13]

I agree with you in the sense that we are alike. Yes, they're technologies are advanced, and they seem to be a few centuries ahead of us- but they are not perfect. Nothing under heaven is perfect, and nothing ever will be. I don't think anyone would disagree with me if I say that they may be closer to perfect than we as a race are. But I believe everything that isn't God, Jesus Christ, or an Angel is flawed even if just in some small way.

[A707B2]

WE, as I understand, made in the image of Christ, God, our flesh heals when broken.

I understand, also, the big guess, the odds are most EBEs are insect-like, by the numbers. That means when injured-they die.

[tunaqnl]

@FullDeck13

stfu about jesus. no one wants to hear that bull shit.

[FullDeck13]

@tunaqnl How intolerant of you. It speaks volumes about your character, and your flawed upbringing. My generation had to be the last one to receive lessons in manners from their parents (I'm safely assuming you're around 12 or 13 because of your immaturity). Believe what you will. I'm a follower of God, and if there's one thing I've learned about arguing with atheists, it's that you'll never win. They block out everything they don't want to hear. I'm sorry you're mind is clouded with arrogance.

[FullDeck13]

@FullDeck13 Made a small grammatical error there :P

Three internet cookies to the first one who can find it.

[tunaqnl]

@FullDeck13

lol

you're full of shit. this is the internet, not real life. i'm not the one with the flawed upbringing, buddy.

[tunaqnl]

@FullDeck13

LOL @arguing with atheists. arguing with CHRISTIANS is pure hell. they are the most narrow minded people in america. especially if you happen to be baptist than it's a whole new ball game. i was raised catholic and stopped going to church when i was 18 years old. i turn 21 tomorrow so i'm definitely not 12 or 13. read a goddamn book for once instead of the bible. one book i recommend to you is Cosmos by Carl Sagan.

[FullDeck13]

@tunaqnl

US narrow minded? I fully understand and believe all of your science, and I respect your beliefs. It's nice to hear that it still works the other way around. I read plenty of books, and while you say you're 21, your vocabulary doesn't show the type of maturity we should be seeing in someone such as yourself. I want you to know that while you may have turned your back on God, he'll never turn his back on you. If you find yourself needing help, don't ever be afraid to go back to him.

[tunaqnl]

@FullDeck13

whatever, man. i like how everytime people debate over the internet someone always has to mention grammar. when you kneel next to your little race car bed at night be sure to tell God to legalize marijuana and to stop influencing violence like he's done through out history,

[ironmonger27]

g'er orf moy bloody land yooo bleedin alien bleeders...i'll ave ye!

[PivotStorm]

"Category: Comedy

Tags: joke fun funny kid kids joker comandy funnyman jester clown buffoon jest farcical"

yeah that the tags -_-

[marxman00]

In Wiltshire in the UK we have a healthy circle making tradition that now has access to great toys such as GPS and laptops. Great art is now only limited by "Imagination" . Imagination is what we use to create "fantasy"which is a great human ability. I suppose it would be great if "aliens " did make circles as it would mean that they have a highly developed sense of humor, there are many things serve as a distraction from our dire reality , if crop images help you then its all good.

[RageMojo]

There are MAJOR differences between man made and "real" crop circles. Real ones are not broken, damaged or made with pressure applied to the plant. In a real ones the plant is not broken, the base has been "microwaved" until it was bent into place. an amature idiot can tell the difference in 10 seconds. People saying there all man made are trolls, part of the disinformation issue or plain stupid.

[marxman00]

What sort of super intelligent alien would use Cereal as a method of communication ???????????????????????

[nwphoto74]

Most of the Internet uses Serial communication.

[RageMojo]

your first flaw is to start asking why. we dont know why humans do some of the crap they do and now we are going to dismiss things an Alien mind might do based on what you as a human think makes sense? maybe the aliens think your wierd for leaving a piece of paper as a note for your family. it is inappropriate to ask why like this.

[Vitam1nWat3r]

winterstellar u look like a fucking idiot. This guy knows more about ufos than you know about black penises. and you know a lot about em.

[albertotem]

wintestellar: I am a designer with extensive knowledge of geometric construction involving compass and straightedge. A manual technology as basic as this, of course, is needed to create these designs. You need, for example, a string, to make a circle. Can you show me a precise sketch on paper, not computer-made (which should be easy for you, who claims to do this at a 30f scale) of a design that remotely resembles a crop circle? Only then, I promise, I will believe your desperate utterings.

[spacecop67]

@albertotem Man made this then where are they??? why havent they came out like most do to laugh you down and show how stupid you are in believing all this crap??? Offer reward to who ever can go out there mimic this with out leaving trails??Show me!! Where are these people there ??? INVESTIGTE!!! leave foot prints ??? cars??? instruments??? How would you make HOAX this complex.. and sit back!! laugh???

[eradanon]

lol 1:01 is a aliens advertising for his new pizza restaurant!

[PrattvilleCityLimits]

I've studied this particular crop circle formation for well over three and a half months and I can honestly say that I've unlocked it's meaning. Basically it is a very advanced form of morse code and it reads... Eating beans will make you fart.

[pushingthru]

There is a difference between a man made crop circle and a real one. It has been proven, the government is trying to fool you. Alien's are making them. Keep researching and you will find the thruth. So what if you can make one. But not with the complexicty or time period of a real one.Also you would leave tracks. The lymph node of the plant is expanded with a high dose of radiation to make the crop bend.They are real and they are telling us contact has been made so fuck you!

[olivernewsweekly]

This is a wake up call .... Is anyone listening?

[romaneudorf]

more than you think, or people want to beleive!

[JoinMeWontU]

Shut up man.

[winterstellar]

I've made quite a few crop-circles, and I guess many superstitious people fantazised about them being "mystical" or "alien" or what ever. But they were made by humans just like every other crop-circle I have ever seen pictures of.

[deanopks]

ok then, upload a video of you making your crop circles, ive seen footage of people making them before and they were totally shite and basic, what they achieved in a night was small, not detailed and they left tracks. lets see your 3d molecular structures and intricate designs being made and i'll believe you instantly. i just cant see that humans are capable of alot of these designs without alot of time and eqipment. please prove me wrong.

[winterstellar]

Most crop-circles are easily made during one night, for a good team. And there are many very good teams now who have refined their methods over many, many years and who use technology in addition to the good, old-fashioned boards and strings. Tournaments, competitions are being arranged every year, you know, and you should maybe visit one and learn some things about the art/sport of crop-circle-making. Cheers! : )

[deanopks]

thanks man, i'll look into it.

[jigityjay]

how would some random prankers know the exact format of the message we sent into space? was it public knowledge at the time?

[winterstellar]

Jigity. What crap have you been reading? And where have you read it?:)

[jigityjay]

i was asking a question did people know or not

[winterstellar]

Your question is mumbo-jumbo, and so is the crap you base your question on. Start reading serious, scientific literature instead of brain-dead new-age crap, man! : (

[winterstellar]

deanopks. There are dozens of videos on the web, both here on YouTube and elsewhere. And the pseudoscientific mumbo.jumbo you've heard from new age freaks is exactly that: mumbo-jumbo. Genuine, forensic investigation will always show that people have made them, and how. You should try making some yourself, by the way. It's a great hobby/art-form, and of course a funny way to make new age freaks fantasize about aliens and whatnot, haha. : )