Kids Say the Darndest Things

[longfootbuddy]

this should be titled, boring talk with kids about who their parents are, and whether they want to be a missionary for their church

[Drchamomile]

Wow! its so beautiful to see children growing up in the arms of Christ. Remain blessed!

[433barrett]

is tht a poster of darius rucker!!?!?!

[firelilly08]

that was cute.

[ZZZprincess1]

little girl is so cute but her laugh of scary.

[SanchezD28]

i love how the little girl laughs lol!! :D

[JODQ11]

"Who is your parents" Fuck me.

[Solitaire427]

It's strange reading these comments on this video. People seem to hate God so much that they can't even see the humor in this. All the negative comments is because this is about God. Other wise they would probably think it was cute. They let their hate for God blind them from what their really seeing. Sad.

[Solitaire427]

I was laughing at how the girl laughed at everything the little boy said. She was just cracking up. She really thought he was funny. So cute.

[minimistro4]

this is stupid

[gm0ss]

what an asshole

[MicMant]

Brainwashing children!

[MSVEbaySale]

1:29 i totally thought that was barack obama for like .2seconds lmfao i just did like a double take

[TheBematistTramp]

"How is your parents?" This guy is teaching kids bad grammar.

[jaxxmaxxim]

this guy suckkkkkkkkkkkksssss

[theclosest]

they had Islam under a different poster..I feel happy when I see how these missionaries are threatened by Islamic faith (the fastest growing religion in the world).

[Falisia11]

@theclosest it has hundism and christian as well.. dont jst focus on islam.. we all hv One God

[TheosChannel1]

@theclosest

Why?

[smiggs4]

this guy's a jerk

[anish541]

linkletters was WAY more funnier

[yummydesigns]

hell ya this dude sucks

[cwilliams12121212]

this is fucking terrible

[akaboy4life]

copyrighted title law suit coming so better change

[AbsurdBrane]

This is a copywrited title.. you may take note.

[andyroed]

You should change your title on this, its not the real thing and there could be a lawsuit coming.

[DisDatTrackStarr]

this is booty!

imma stik wit cosby & linkletter!

[eddiealexbros]

malik is an arabic name i know becauyse its my name

[manwell13]

wow

art linkletter is way better

THIS IS GAY

[5hull5]

fuck that girl sounds so fucking retarded when she laughs

[skillet6789]

..u do know she is maybe 5 or 6 shes a young kid shut the hell up

[gem61287]

this would never compare to Bill Cosby or Art Linkletter...

[5hull5]

isint malek a muslim name?

[smeloise]

i think it's malachi - it's from the old testament

[99BITES99]

art linkletter is better.

[EDiiEbOO]

god that host it so dumb

" who is your parents!"

i think he means

"what are your parents"

:D

they've defo given these kids scripts!

and that girls laugh, its well good lol

but what was eh talking about when he asked her what a missionary was, she was like " to pray for your parents" I dnt think seh knew what she was on about. :S

[SeaBlueAngelUni]

adorable kids i love the girls laugh its funny the best things they said(or didnt say!) were "i wouldnt go to another country because might get hit by a car" and the boy not knowing who his parents were

[datruthhurts108]

gay

[SueBeaWho]

Are all missionaries this DUMB?? "Whose your parents?"?????? IDIOT!! And nice clothes on the fool - NOT!!

[BtiGold]

who is your parents? wow this guy needs some eddumication

[Timotay]

fuck me that little girl is sooo annoying!!!! her fucking stupid fake laugh!!! omfg, i would kick her in the face if i was in the mans seat!!!! lol

[numchux01]

so would i man. so would i.

[NoFuckingJoke]

Well fucking said!

Shes so fucking Irritating!

And that fucking laugh!

FUCK!

[numchux01]

Oh gosh, this is soooo wronggg. ...twisted and wrong. FOR NAZI'S TO GET KILLED? WTF? Satans spawn much?

[KRAZIEinc]

He said For them not to get killed :/

[chickylittle]

8419861251485

[numchux01]

uhhh...

[soccer141520]

lol.

[yomahama]

girl is weird.... host if gay

[Masoukishin]

wow that little girl is learning to lie already. When i was that age i wouldnt say i know something and i didnt. Thats a sign boys. Girls learn to lie at a young age.

[JennaLeighhh]

dont use one little girl as a stereotype for the whole gender.

[Masoukishin]

sorry almost all the girls i know lie and cheat. well alot of the ones i meet anywhere lie and cheat. Rofl im a californian why dont u come down here and tell these girls they're bad.

[JennaLeighhh]

haha sounds like you need to find a new group of girls to be friends with!

[humanrico]

dumb host ever

[humanrico]

kids say the darndest things but the host is dumb and plainly boring.

[uihhu]

Crap. Its so bad that its embarrassing.

[ladyhadar]

bad host.

[fallensniper15]

boring. guy sucks as a host.

[bigcheesebarwick]

Cool. 5:33 of my life I'll never get back.

[nicksluvbug]

that dude made a baby cry at 0:56

the host not the little boy

the host looks like a kid napper or

guy that looks up to michel jaskson and hangs kids over balcony

[lXlZachlXl]

wow this host is a DUESCH

[3candygirl3]

amazing how little these kids are and they know what a missionary is!!

Thats great

[nicholasauld]

GOD IS FAKE!!!!

[13lyndseynathaniel13]

why is it so bad for a child to believe in God? it doesnt hurt you.. watch something else..

[TsubaZakeru]

poor kids

[DesertSteps]

Two lots of chips and a carton of peas sweetheart, how you been keeping love?!

[darbycrash1]

brainwash

[rubix1cube]

wow to people who comment stupid things, why are you watching it?? go watch ur own perfered videos, no one's making you watch it. leave these people alone.

[jabobab]

eww children

[punk2816460826]

there is no god...

[EmoRikuKH]

i agree

[JODQ11]

i agree too

i dont like this kind of propaganda... that the kids speak about religion takes the cute factor out of it

[punk2816460826]

Well i bet there fucking mom and dad says 'talk good about god on t.v it will be cute" but its kinda sad.

[Marc0sDP]

i hate how lil kids laff

[defyinggravity2008]

Seriously??

[PennyLanePink]

Wow, so this is how morons raise future boring morons....

[danglesauce1]

wow isnt this the biggest liberal childrens show ever!

[itsjakerit]

omfg wuts the song name

[Mystwicca]

But then I have no child so what do I know.......

[Mystwicca]

Maybe more people should ask thier children what they think, not just of anything pertaining to religion, but everything else that applies to thier age appropriately as well. This lets the parent understand thier child and the child gets to explore thier imagination openly.

[Mystwicca]

I personally think its great to hear what kids really think, they are Always totally honest, --unlike many adults :)

[cuttaline123]

this is not good at all children have a right to say what they want but this is horrible and i mean it

[katy877]

why is this horrible? they're being brought up in a good way

[Insane1284679]

I would like to respond to all the people who make stupid comments about this video ('This is gay') - No-one made you watch this video, so how about you don't bother making a comment, because you are only making yourself look like a joker.

[moonmum]

This is gay catholic brainwashing is lose :(

[FocusMinistry]

Besides the fact that this comment doesn't make any sense grammatically, it also incorrectly assumes that we are catholic (which we are not).

Apparently, moonmum here has some pent up frustration and anger towards some people, and is directing it at us... people who have never done anything to harm him/her.

And it appears that some (not just moonmum) love to go around and spread hate with comments like this. Please take your hate somewhere else... please don't spread it here... Thanks!

[moonmum]

Let children decide their own religion? I have no anger to anyone, just stating that this looks like most catholic preaching and ramble. Your talking about missionarys and praying for them? I'm christian and i chose this my self but what catholic people did to artists that painted somthing other then Jesus was just wrong. Is this grammar enough for you? LOLOLOLROFLCOPTERS

[sweetlouis121]

This is gay

[jada7770]

this is gay

[Muza909]

what does missionary have to do with islaMM

[FocusMinistry]

nothing directly, those signs in the background had to do with an earlier message about competing worldviews. islam was one of several worldviews discussed, in addition to the names on the other signs as well, such as hinduism, humanism, etc.

however, with that said, i do know of several Christian missionaries you do outreach to muslims, with great success. many in islam are finding Jesus, and experiencing radical conversions to Christianity. (But this video has nothing to do with that.)

[dumbasshit]

Communism?

[jacobnachos123]

but you are right mrl1985 we do have a choice

[jacobnachos123]

you should know this mrl1985 that it is our duty as christians to spread the news about jesus that he died for our sins so that those who belived he did will go to heaven

[neblogaz]

wow the girl is good :D

[MBMiller253]

That little girl is ADORABLE!!!!!

[ChellyRadicality]

What religion are you?

and the kids are very cute.

[FocusMinistry]

Thanks! We are just a non-denominational Christian church.

[maoripresley]

WOW! DA LIL DUDE IS AWESOME!!

[alexciaramirez05]

Great Video!

[MRL1985]

Just live life man... Why can't we just accept other people for who they are, and keep our own beliefs to ourself... Why don't we try and convince people thy are doing the right thig for being their selves... I think I'm doing no harm in never praying, or never thinking about jesus when I'm scratchin' my ass... Why do we have primitive instinct, if we can't live by them? There as much as a choice as believing in Jesus yet a hell of a lot less judgeful...

[FocusMinistry]

Hmm... missionaries go serve other people out of love...

hippiewad spreads hate and vulgarity at a video of kids...

I think it is obvious which makes the world a better place...

[nicholasauld]

WTF is this shit they ar brainwashing there kids god is fake get used to it!

[FocusMinistry]

And I suppose that this type of behavior is what we should be encouraging?

[nicholasauld]

yes it is the type of behavior that you should be encouraging u give me proof that god exists and i believe it

[FocusMinistry]

Listen... I don't tell you how to raise you kids, so don't tell us how to raise ours. These kids are being raised to consider others before themselves, and strive to make the world a better place. It's not even about proving that God exists to people like you. These kids would rather see people loving each other than causing hate and separation like what is being displayed here.

I don't expect you to understand it, or accept it. I just ask that if you don't like it, then just leave...

[MBMiller253]

AMEN!

[frigidifold]

"Do you pray for missionaries?"...what a terrible question to ak a little kid.

[FocusMinistry]

Why would that be a terrible question? It was part of a conference for missionaries. One of the kids was a pastor's kid who I does pray regularly for all kinds of people.

[pigwoodskates]

what was the last song

[FocusMinistry]

Jesus Freak by DC Talk

[tacoVSburrito]

thank you nice video

[Eiffel84]

Can you say "Brainwashed?"

[FocusMinistry]

Yeah, I learned this technique from my "Techniques in Brainwashing" class... (sarcasm if you couldn't tell)

The hate never ceases to amaze me, too bad more people cannot just love like these little kids do..

[nicholasauld]

hey moron u cant type sacasm, you jew!

[arualalways]

the boy is such a lil genius!awwes XD

[sprinklepop94]

i love this!!! the little girl (leslie?) has the cutest laugh! it is so sweet when she sings!!!

[carcins]

i think the 2nd kid was halarious

[limbergd]

Well I enjoyed watching this and thought it was funny. It shows how humorous little kids can be and also that humor can be found modestly, not always in a dirty minded way. I love this. 5 stars and great job.

[raidz]

not funny 1 star

[bsuebq]

bad presenter

[spittyfire3]

Wow...so focus ministry puts Hinduism and Humanism right up there with communism. The only thing that Hinduism and Humanism has in common with Communism is that they end in 'nism'.

[FocusMinistry]

I understand the differences between the "isms". This was recorded during a missions conferece held by our church. The church is very missions minded, supporting missionaries in several types of cultures, which include (but not limited to) communist cultures, hindu cultures, etc.

Wow... so someone tries to be critical of a Christian event without even making an effort to understand the point of view? Nice...

[spittyfire3]

Okay, answer me this. when you say "supporting missionaries in several types of cultures" does that mean you're supporting Hindu missionaries who are spreading the Hindu word? Do you support New Age missionaries? From what you said, it sounds as if you are supporting missionaries of other religions. If that is the case you have my attention and I would love to know more. Also, how does that fit into the Christian movement?

[FocusMinistry]

Our church supports Christian missionaries that work in several different cultures around the world.

[spittyfire3]

How is this received by other cultures? Just curious. Not trying to bust on what you all do. I don't think I could do it. Seems as if you're shaking the foundation of a culture when you tell them their religion that they've believed for thousands of years is wrong and yours is right. Again, no disrespect.

[FocusMinistry]

With great success. It is not pushed on them or presented as a "I'm right and you're wrong". Missionaries go into these foriegn cultures

(1) to build relationships with the locals

(2) to serve them in whatever needs that they have (for example, Jesus went out and healed people, so often people go and provide much needed medical care, or meet some other need)

(3) share their testimony about who Jesus is to them, and

(4) let the people decide for themselves what they think about God.

[FocusMinistry]

I also don't want to make this sound like some sort of program where people are "acting" a certain way in order to convert people. They truly serve out of a love for them.

Many of our missionaries spend a lot of time learning about and selecting a people group that they care a lot about before deciding to go serve them. So their "service" to them is purely out of a real love that they have for them.

[spittyfire3]

That is really cool. I think that is the way it should be done. Good for you guys. You hear so much about missionaries being really 'preachy'. Using fear (hell and damnation) to convert. I was in a youth group that was like that and I haven't been back to church since. It's nice to know that someone is doing it right. Props to you and FocusMinistry!!

[tink040370]

If I were you, I would not put something like this on the internet. I think you should also take time quiet time to yourself and relax your soul. Insecurity and frustration is eating away at you and it shows.

[Joja382]

i don't like the host

[nattlee6692]

Praise God for parents bringing their kids up in Church and teaching them about God.

[owl63]

tha grlz laugh is EVIL

[samjbhsm]

lol

[sw00p99]

God bless this kids

[Batznblkcatz]

there is nothing wrong with raising your kids with your beliefs. its called freedom of religeon. and these kiddos are just being cute, not cult like. i'm pagan now and i find nothing offensive in this video. religeon and politics, two of the most sensitive subjects...

[srobulack]

The poor kids, someone needs to bring them into reality and get them out of this shit!

[FocusMinistry]

Nice! Bring them out into what? The sort of behavior that you are displaying?

[funnybagels]

I think what he means to say is to give the kids the opportunity to think for themselves. Up until adolescence children are in a critical stage where their brains are much more malleable. "Brain-washing" is an extreme way to put it, but it is definitely "shaping" their brain.

[curiousthinker]

srobulack hasnt displayed any wrong behavior, i AGREE with funnybagels. this is kinda brain-washing.

[Benjamin7519]

Define "shit" isn't that a subjective term? considering the fact that what they are living in is not "shit" to them. The pastors in this church (the youth pastor is the boy's father) loves and nurtures their spiritual "children" how can this be defined as "shit" it is a loving environment. As beneficial for a young mind as possible.

[kermit9978]

Dude, what song was that in the beginning?

[FocusMinistry]

Jesus Freak by DC Talk

[Oldwise123]

Wrong topic.. should be called

Christians brainwash the darnest ways.

[FocusMinistry]

LOL! Good one...

Listen, this was part of an event that was meant to be fun. There is no brainwashing going on. I do wonder what causes people to take such a hateful stance though...

I doubt that we did anything to deserve this type of comment.

[Oldwise123]

Aye dude prob:)

When i wrote the comment, i had just browsed vids about Chirstians saying shit about non bleivers, i was so angry that i almost puked:P

So im sorry^^

[FocusMinistry]

No problem. I completely understand. I apologize on behalf of the Christians that may have offended you. I believe that behavior that offends you like that is not the behavior that Jesus would have wanted us to have. Have a great day!

[Oldwise123]

Thats awesome said m8:) Tnx alot, you to have a nice day:)

[Benjamin7519]

This was part of a session during a missionary conference at a church. The people knew what they were "getting into", how can this be considered brainwashing? For those people out there who use incorrect terms..brainwashing is when a person is forced to listen to terms, or forces AGAINST their will, to reshape their minds. Is this what is occurring in this video?

[Oldwise123]

If you refer kids to "People who know what they are getting them self in to"

Well,, ok.

[alaskapplrule]

aw they r cute

[Khaleelyhaji]

Akward...............

[xorangehula]

lol the girl would be like, randomly laugh

[SYNDIWEB]

why does she have outbursts like that?!?

is that the holy spirit?

[alaskapplrule]

msybe not she just thinks of everything is funny i guess or likes him

[eimaj96]

i like how he dresses. a suit with running shoes lol

[GodsGirl2945]

that is too cute!

[whackoslovakian]

Yeahh....brainwashed much...

[love2lmao2]

I wish that parents would not brainwash their children with any and all religion!!! That is my desire. I believe that religion causes so many problems. It and politics are the 2 worst issues in life!!

[Jakmuk]

do u noe how to spell lmao go back to grade 1 faget ma lil brother daniel spell that and his only 8 yrs old.

not only what N3Xpert said but it is he's not his.

[DeathBringer9216]

I detest this show...

[mstixxle13]

dumbass you spelled missionary wrong

[murtagh334]

wow, even I didn't what a michinairy was

[Joydawn]

Cause I wanna die.

[rockyyz]

do u noe how to spell lmao go back to grade 1 faget ma lil brother daniel spell that and his only 8 yrs old

[N3Xpert]

You misspelled know* a four letter word, you also misspelled faggot.