Worlds Fastest Guitarist Contest

[bdwitt66]

Two hours? It'll take a half hour just to get to the 110. I think it has been a while since you've tried this, Pebber. Seriously, I would rather beat myself with a hammer than drive from Santa Monica to San Bernardino at 4:30.

[TheInvalidChronicles]

is this contest still up? XD

[pebberbrown]

@gears5336 Here we go again with spelling my name wrong. It really doesnt take hardly ANY paying attention at all to get it right.

[gears5336]

@pebberbrown sorry man i still love you though

[SamBellGuitar]

Legendary! 

[CHASCHARLTON]

and this has what to do with guitar playing ?

[OmegaOwA]

This is brilliant.

[musicisart2]

Thank you Mr PB - couldn't stop laughing thru to the end (which means watched the whole vid?!)

best comment - "your Fkn'g all that consider the fretboard a freeway."

Thanks!!!!!

[Crussman499]

Lmmfao. This is priceless.  What are your thoughts on Shawn Lane and Guthrie Govan?

[Tittiefucker420]

so u taught BH u must be amazing and must have been an honor.

[jumbojim61]

I really hope this is a prank

[bernieholland775]

Further to what Pebber has outlined here, whilst you are driving, keep one hand on the steering wheel, and the other hand on a 1963 Gibson SG Standard and if you play the 'Einstein Relativity Scale' you can actually end up at the place you were exactly before you started and disappear up your own arse-hole - Oh how this world of music is such a MYSTERIOUS place (Rudyard Kipling is 208)

[jani14jani]

As a shredder i must say that this video made me laugh! :D

[FritzThePothead]

search "fastest guitar sweeps in the world" for some talent.

[Element404]

Brian Posehn shreds.

[MrCowwhisperer27]

I like this because he fucks all those people that think that guitar is a racing track.

[Benadification]

Lol. I like it. Ready...........GO!!!!!

[C46Productions]

Great Videos, well thought out, Helps me alot and taught by a nice person, I'm subscribing! :)

[Locrianisstrange]

funny as hell

[lslboss]

good joke, good laugh ladd, f the worlds fastest guitar nonsens when music gets meaningless. 100 points for acid humor

[jaredmkl]

This is HILARIOUS! I love this! :D

[SebMcMeb]

PB is a good man.

[xburritox1]

YESSS I GOT A TICKET =50 POINTS!!!!!

jk im not stupid -_-

[strattman]

Awesome Pebber ! LMAO

[ThEZiBbeR]

DUDE you need to clean your guitar :O

[BuffaloBill23]

Very funny. I like it.

[HolyGK]

lol that was funny :)

[JustWouter]

HAHAHAHHAHA!! BRILLIANT xD

Way to go dude!

[AlterMannCam]

I love how Pebber bashes the tards that post dumbass comments. I don't think they have any idea how amazing this man is. haha

[pebberbrown]

@AlterMannCam FInally someone who is not made out of smoke!!!! Thanks for the support!

[electrixgarett]

wow due ur an idoit

[pebberbrown]

@electrixgarett Amazing Illiterate comment. Spelled 3 out of 5 words wrong. 60% = F. Go back to bed.

[cesarbarrios89]

hahahaha there is people in this world that is so fucking stupid hahaha i sign in, do i have to take my guitar with me? can i go in my bike? hahaha genius

[deadithink]

I think that a footrace version should be authorized. It's a little cold now, but it's still possible. (And it stops the cheaters from taking their daddy's Lamborghini out for a spin.)

[dannyhood66]

Hey Pebber, Can you make another guitar contest? Because i missed out on this one..This shit is fun!

[Nevigo]

Hahahaha great idea.

[kingmonster12]

the only guy i know that could do that in 2 seconds its a guy called john petrucci

[Axxorz]

Haha this is hilarious lol!

[F4TB0Y69]

I have no idea how Pebber kept a straight face through all this I was on the verge of wetting myself xD

[lagranged86]

I didn't actually laugh until he mentioned the bonus points. That was worth watching the whole video for.

[RunningWithin]

Wow, it's a good thing that some dumbass didn't actually try this shit, or this guy might be facing some legal troubles right now.

[pebberbrown]

@RunningWithin Wow man what a fuckin BRILLIANT observation.  You really think so? Well when you graduate from the cub scouts we will all chip in and get you some milk and cookies, unless your mommy sends us a note explaining that it may spoil your dinner.

[UnknownSect333]

@pebberbrown Ouch.

[arand4]

ok lets get caught by the cops, yes encourage everyone to be against the law

[pebberbrown]

@arand4 I see your parents were from the shallow end of the GENE POOL. Hey GENIUS, its a parody. Look up that word and memorize it with what little brain cells you have left.

[666alikat]

i think you should get bonus points if when the helicopter is chasing you, you jump onto the roof of your car with guitar in hand of course, and play a wicked solo. Solo must be audible on police cruiser cams.

[purpleonionful]

@666alikat Go for it you fuckin loser.

[gangtwanger]

I just wanted to let everybody out there know that I'm sponsoring a "World's Dumbest Parody" contest this month. $1000 buys you in..... $500 Grand Prize. Just shoot me a letter with your application and entrance-fee, and I'll get back to you with the details.

[gangtwanger]

Sounds more like L.A. County's Fastest Guitarist.

Jeez, dude. I guess that super-shredder over in the Ukraine is pretty-much assed-out, huh?

Hey, I can play fast just fine. I just don't drive fast. I wonder how many dipshits actually emailed ("World's Dumbest Guitarist"). Well, just consider this sarcastic remark my RSVP, OK?

[Cheng136]

What is this... Need for speed Hot Pursuit?

[GreatPartyCathy]

LOLLLLL this is to fucking jokes man

[HolyEggRollys]

I actually believed this was real until I heard :58 to 1:43 lol. You surely have a good sense of humor!

[xElectricTears]

LMFAOO this is great

[MattKimDemos]

LOL. Awesome dude. I laughed really hard

[pebberbrown]

@ChromiumSilver Its a parody video you stupid dumb ass - but you are way too much of a retard to figure that out as was the complete moron you are talking about. If you dont like it, click your little mouse you fool!

[xElectricTears]

@ChromiumSilver

you fail dude

[GreatPartyCathy]

@ChromiumSilver YOUR GAY THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS STOP CRYING TAKE YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING SOMEWHERE ELSE DOUCHEBAG!

[pebberbrown]

@bendthatstring Are you really that stupid? You didnt even pay attention to ANYTHING on this video at all did you little dumbass?

[cobracarg]

@pebberbrown i laugh at the people that think this is a serious vid...

[pebberbrown]

@cobracarg Laughter is he only cure. Thats what the whole video was about in its entirety - but some just cant grasp it! Thats cool except a few of them cop real attitudes and try to troll me - One friend of mine had a saying (about his ex-wife) he said "you just cant argue with stupidity!!!"

[HiImJerry8]

WTF...

[pebberbrown]

@bendthatstring Just look at the roster - he came in a weak 24th - in fact he didnt even leave San Bernardino until 1.5 hrs into the race. Everyone here knows it where you been?

[pebberbrown]

@bendthatstring He placed in 24th place last race. Not even in the top 20.

[dfknj]

His point is music is not a race. And anyone stupid enough to try this should go to jail.

[CoolKwstas123]

Best competition ever! Thats the true test to verify someones speed!!!

[4NIM4L57YL3]

i think some of these people are missing the point. you're awesome pebber!

[LehmannDaHero]

Thumbs up if you didn't know that he was talking about road instructions at the beginning!

[gleucoma]

He's talking about a carrer or somehting like that maybe all guitar players running :P

[nicholass21]

Haha, brilliant. So dry.

[N30C0RT3XXX]

EPIC WIN

[SephynnXx]

lmao

[homeguitarlessons]

This is a riot.

[deadcrustpunk]

dude, you are BRILLIANT!!!!! genius!!!! you rock pebber!!!

[xhappyxscreamingx]

get a motorcycle .. you should have no problem weaving through traffic whil the other cars are stuck

[Fluffypopcicle]

for any of you wondering who the fastest guitarist in the world really is, it's francesco fareri. he hits 39 nps in his song secrets within by hitting 6 full string weeps followed by a half of a sweep. oh, and dan owens doesn't hit 48 nps either, he is a liar. he is still ridiculously fast though.

[pebberbrown]

@Fluffypopcicle Nope Sorry not true. The worlds fastest guitarist is -=GIL=- Sandoval. He can make it from Santa Monica to San Bernardino in rush hour traffic in just over an hour. NO one to this date has been able to top his record.

[Fluffypopcicle]

@pebberbrown

damn, i guess i was wrong, that's just too fast x)

[cooliovasquez]

@pebberbrown lolwut

[MrGul]

@Fluffypopcicle Fareri might play that fast (although I doubt it) but Tiago Della Vega holds the official world record (in the Guinnies Book of Records).

[Fluffypopcicle]

@MrGul

no, della vega is a fake and there is a video to prove it. type in jose del rio world record. it should be the third video down and it's titled "the world's fastest guitar player" and there is a link in the video to the actual recording and playing of della vega's performance. jose del rio is a joke though, even though he actually holds the record. guiness needed to look way harder.

[MrGul]

@Fluffypopcicle I checked all I could on the Guinnes site about Della Vega being fake, but I couldn't find anything. It says here he's still the title holder (from 2008) which is later than José del Rio's 2003 record. Could you link me to the part where Guinness clearly state that Tiago has been officially disqualified?

[Fluffypopcicle]

@MrGul

could you please look up the video i mentioned? the 2 videos to be precise. in the video with jose del rio it will say "click on the bubble to see how fake della vega is." click on it. they modified the footage.

[MrGul]

@Fluffypopcicle Yes, I checked those videos but that linked video to the footage of Della Vega is just a cellphone recording with hacking audio and is no actual Guiness official proof of that he's been disqualified.

[ko3kenbakker]

Is this call of duty?

[wakeboarder860]

@ko3kenbakker Ya.

[wildhorsestudios1421]

While you guys were all on route I sat on the Santa Monica peer and played the same note ala Clapton till you all got back. I'm still waiting to see who won.

[xcaluhbration]

Geez man I gotta start my lessons again with Pebber. But now that I have the time.. I DONT HAVE THE MONEY!!!! Perhaps its time to get a loan with my crappy credit score.

[somedoodudontno]

watch?v=T6hZPeFJqPs

[SpiritLevelBubble]

Great stuff, Pebber. Haha!

[bucketheadfn]

did this ever happen?

[J0EMOMMA726]

im on my way pebber ... hope this uni-cycle doesnt break on me.

[ALEXTHEALEXNATOR2]

ill do it...

[somedoodudontno]

do48 is the fastest.you cant compete

[Steve128967]

do48 is not the fastest. at all.

[jonashred]

So how does an American learn sarcasm? ;)

[Taybell10]

Dude that guitar is awesome

[DiscoverGuitarOnline]

Haha great video

[asianonkrack]

lol really

[rover548]

awesome

[ialvarez357]

it would have been simpler to just give ppl the address and time...because i got lost and when i arrived nothing was there, as far as a guitar comp goes anyway...

[pebberbrown]

@ialvarez357  Oh really now! You got lost?

[thusken]

You're killin' me Pebber....you got me on this one! Very funny!  haha

[Butzopower]

How about if you managed to shoot a cop? Then how many points would you get? Better yet, how about if you shot a cop while playing the tapping portion of 'Eruption'?

[Butzopower]

This made my day.

[achedrick1]

awesome

[bergAgreb]

hahaha best video on youtube haha funny shit

[Poonard]

What sort of points do you get if you successfully play on the roof of your car and get an audible signal on the helicam? Now that would be actually worth seeing.

[pebberbrown]

Dude if you can do that, then you automatically qualify for being one of the judges at the finish line.

[Poonard]

:) take care pebber

[skippy7865]

dude that would be amazing!

[Poonard]

I will do it for 5,000! plus...someone's got to get me out of jail! :P

[pebberbrown]

dont have to - you can watch from jail.

[Poonard]

haha! im a jail virgin man, if i would do something that spectacular i would expect SOMEONE to get me out. i don't want to get to know Bubbah Bear

[qead0828]

Damn.. I'm stupid it took me 2 plays before I figured out what the hell was going on lol

[bucketheadfn]

im going for a helicopter chase scene

[pebberbrown]

remember its 1000 extra points but it has to make the news on TV to count.

[jimisteel5149]

ha!

[mindtripp]

dude, haha, that is golden...points to escape the cops and whatnot, pure genious!

[BluefusionStudios]

I bet Pebber could go twice as fast as any of you guitarists out there. I bet he made it in less than fifteen minutes.

[pebberbrown]

Sorry son Santa Monics is 75 miles to San Bernardino - the best I'ver ever done on a clear day in the morning with no rush hour is - West to East 1:15

[BluefusionStudios]

Bah, look at this guy's modesty. We all KNOW you have super speed.

[BipolarBeatBoxer]

WHERE IS THE GUITAR!!!

[pebberbrown]

right here

[bucketheadfn]

dang. i thought pebber was going too bust it out buckethead fast on the guitar

[pebberbrown]

Another day

[bucketheadfn]

yay!

[pebberbrown]

@bucketheadfn Is that really all you guys care about? Let me off the subway at the next chord.

[bucketheadfn]

no . its just amazing you tought him

[pebberbrown]

More amazing is what he did with all of it - thats what everyone should focus on - a rare situation with a motivated talent meeting up with someone who could provide the way. His stardom is all his own and I recognize that.

[bucketheadfn]

yes i understand. true true talent

[TheCrookedFinger]

Yeah...no kidn....wished he would recognize it...but...not in his vocabulary...

[Kaenanthebarbarian]

LOL!

[mooch666]

Aw man, i thought this video was gonna be about some techniques for playing clean fast. Wish I could make it all the way to California, but sadly I'm stuck in New York. Love the videos though; very helpful

[pebberbrown]

"WISH I COULD MAKE IT" another cheap excuse.

[mooch666]

Not an excuse :P I don't have job, or car that could make it all the way to California haha. But I look forward to seeing the results.

[gitarmats]

Haha!! Pebber this is not what I expected when I clicked the video!

Maybe I should take a plane to america and jack a car and attend to this!

[pebberbrown]

We're waiting for you.

[gitarmats]

Well I don't know if it would be worth it to go through all that and the consuecvenses.

I wouldn't win anyways, I've never droven a car! exept my plastic toy car I had as a kid, haha!

[pebberbrown]

@gitarmats This is your chance to learn

[MetalMonsterGuitar]

At the beginging of this i thought u meant fastest as in PLAYING. And then as you started talking about driving, i was slowly realizing it was a race. hahha.

[pebberbrown]

Really?

[psychopathtoine]

will you post footage of the contest? :)

[pebberbrown]

THATS YOUR JOB.

[psychopathtoine]

lol ok, just buy my planeticket ^^

[312chicagoadam]

With SHEHAGLIA as my "co-pilot," I am sure to win!

[DeuceWayne420]

haha i would smoke ya if i lived closer =P

[pebberbrown]

"IF I LIVED CLOSER" yet another cheap excuse.

[JacSPierce]

Dang well I live in colorado, so I gotta take my private jet, is that fair?

Oh yeah what is your take on guitar hero?

Guitar hero has made my fingers dexterous

[pebberbrown]

We are not dicussing GUITAR HERO here in case you didnt notice.

[3halfshadows]

You should record the journey on a camera, get any good parts, and put it on youtube haha.

[pebberbrown]

Thats your Job your hired.

[e121cb]

I hope Mayton is in this contest with a big digital clock on his dash.

[pebberbrown]

I think he might get a FLAVOR FLAVE clock neck pendant.

[Guitar44789]

lol ...will contestants loose any points if they bring along a fellow speed demon guitarist to ride along and race in the carpal lane? i mean carpool lane - race is at rushour

[pebberbrown]

DISQUALIFIED SORRY NO CARPOOL LANE.

[bikerpastor71]

I live in wisconsin and have a hwy 10 just outside my house.  I know this doesn't qualify but I think I could win this reace if I still had my sportbike seeing that I did 140 on it a couple of times. I hint the sarcasm in your voice about speed not being as important as technique, and I agree!

[pebberbrown]

"IF I STILL HAD" yet another cheap excuse.

[Aiden057]

LOL, put the peddle to the metal!

[pebberbrown]

Its spelled "pedal"

[sebarequiem]

haha peeber you are great,

i laugh to this youtube freak kids obssessed with speed in music

[Thetruthinall]

In my opinion Shawn Lane is the fastest guitar player, he also had a great sense of phrasing.

Shawn was the man and still is the man! He is one of the cleanest shredders around, and his music isn't just shred.

Shawn Lane for the win,

[pebberbrown]

Oh here we go with all the people commenting on who they think the fastest guitar player is.

I think this video is dedicated to all of these people with this constant mentality. So this video is dedicated to YOU bubba. We are not laughing with you we are laughing AT YOU.

[D0g63rt]

I thought that death would be a great impairment on one's ability to play guitar, or anything for that matter.

[pebberbrown]

It has been known to.

[aboxofcarrots]

finally a speed contest i have a chance to beat buckethead in

[pebberbrown]

Yes his Aerostar doesnt have a high top speed and its not that maneuverable in rush hour traffic.

[pbmaster123]

oh man i could totally do this...i live in orange lol, is this contest actually gonna happen?

[pebberbrown]

YES IT IS - APRIL 1, 2010.

[pbmaster123]

haha nice nice...i will have my license by then, so i can seriously go lol