Cruiseumentary Part 1 of 5

[buckdich1]

This makes me so envious. I want that money. I want that life.

[guitaristguy20]

Looks like you and your dad had a nice trip....

[philetches]

"they're completely out of their minds...they've lost their minds..." well Ant, I guess that runs in the family...

[ThisGIO]

too bad they didn't drown like the other boat

[AFXAcid37]

Yous guys still together?

[taubstumm]

Don't know what is worse in the end, Ant dancing or the kid trying breakdance.

[Deathknell13]

You know her Dad is so proud....she found someone his own age.

[JG129]

@Deathknell13 hahahaha Nice !

[spicmanz]

her parents must be drug addicts.

[Brushpup]

Awesome you guys. Thanks for posting this up for us fans. Very cool.

[dstein111]

You see how excited she got when she found out how much money he gave the concierge...

Any better keep the dough the flowin if he wants to keep this one

[iamthegreatest2006]

@4:10  Ant's bulge is insulting.

[1758jp]

ants mom is hot

[thetek9]

The militant millionaire...

[Edubbplate]

Damn that little girl is riding that money like a motherfucker.

[Atomikenrtia]

Am I the only person who finds Melissa hilarious? hahahaha

[cdub61208]

Ant looks like Gomez Adams

[xegs]

Where's ants sniper rifle to shoot jews and blacks

[CRFilmProduction]

Why is Mel dressed in the beginning like a Parisian mime? :P

[dr1345]

stupid annoying whore. if anthony was still a tin knocker she wouldn't give him another look.

[dodge889]

nice video

[AIDSFROMSPACE]

Ant is the best ever. But Ive just noticed he is the FRENCHEST looking guy i have ever seen.

[wnlynch]

A two shitter fuckin room!?

[johnrocker69]

I'm a FANCY MAN and I HAVE A FANCY AIRPLANE SEAT!

[leighexeter]

haha hysterical you two are very cute

[Tman56]

Anthony dances like Dr. Evil

[noraTUNING]

time is like a river....

[fishnyc22]

Ant. you are a champ! Good for you. WOW!

[boomhowier1]

10:18 got a haunted room did ya

[stonesourbonez20]

It's good to see Ant relaxing and not screaming like mein fuhrer for once.

[Kapus10]

Hilarious. Anthonys Sal is the greatest shit ever!

[RealityReallyHurts]

I think this is the whitest man I've ever seen. Not surprising. Very funny though.

[teamhex]

That suitcase test is Ants way of weeding out the fatties and women over a certain age :)

[Bandito8487]

Adolf and Eva what a great couple.

[MeTaLoFeArTh]

They may look like plugs, but they are actually individual follicles artistically implanted in the natural direction of the hair.

[Schitzilla]

I have that same yankee shirt. I fucking rule!

[no1raniuk]

Ant is a dancing fool! Love you Anthony you my hero yo. Damn your chick is hot too.

[jmo18799]

Poor Ant dances like fuckin Richard simmons

[maddne0]

Sal fucking rules! He should be 4th mic

[jkellyx1yahoo]

11:25 Anthony looks like Lyle Lovett... How important are the hair plugs ??? :)

[gzagenius3]

Dancethony is my hero.

[keithj73]

meliisa is way to sexy......Fuck

[Richitsu]

Ant: "What are we getting in a fight for? Why are you being such a bitch?" lulz

[fhonik]

I love that you two had the balls to post these!! Too god damn funny

[ukLeeham720]

Ants a little too good at putting small girls in suitcases

Oh [Show Reference]

[chucky000]

Getting flashbacks to L.A. Story, SJP jumping up and down on the bed in front of her old man.

[jauthement]

4:29 - 6:05 Ant looks stoned

[bubspeed]

This is what happens when white trash has a credit card with an unlimited credit line... Bravo!

[jardenhb]

F..n BRAVO. MORE....MORE. Very funny.

[jeremygovender]

awsome i hate the both of you caz i want to be ant and fuck ms stetten.

[DerekHki]

Vancouver's new tourism slogan, courtesy of Melissa: "it's like Miami, but without the Puerto Ricans"

[tyler0896]

D'ja ever noootice, how Corona in a can tastes like warthog piss?

[lisabellridenour]

i loves it!  :-) thx for sharing your fun time with all of us! @NurseLisainOhio

[NunoFreak]

Tss tss where's Tom Cruise, in part 2 or sumptin'? Tss tsk

[hattorihanzo2189]

this shit should be 1080p ant, wtf!

[F250Dude]

HAHA, great job on part 1 Mels

[membear]

Anthony and his granddaughter look very happy.

[parkluck]

Why is Raul Julia dancing to The Police?

[GiantDoucheNG]

"Bloody Mary time"

Also known as every waking moment.

[cdietz1024]

Annie Oakley

[jlehane3]

I'm glad you 2 are show people and show-offs,working for the fans even on vacation.I love this stuff,like Entertainment Tonight with people I already follow.It's like being there without being a needy 3rd wheel stalker.Fun Fun Fun Fun

[NewYork81983]

I can't wait to hear lil' Jimmy's commentary on this haha

[fishman5440]

Dance-thony Cumia is fantastic. LOVE the shoes! And Melissa, you look great in a bikini, or in a suitcase. lol I can't believe you fit in there. That was hilarious.

Can't wait for more parts. Great vid. I feel like I'm there with you two, without the whole "Being a burden" part.

[omgwtfitssteve]

0:40 - a literal definition of "suitcase pimp" (and better than the actual definition)

[omgwtfitssteve]

Nobody else who's ever roomed in that suite has ever asked "A 2 shitter fuckin' room?" before. This is something I am confident of.

[TheKloop]

Check out Sal at 3:33, Now THATS a thizz face!

[TheKloop]

ROOOOO THE CHRISTMAS SHOES ROOOOOO!

[baldmiketoons]

Watching you on a cruise with a spinner while I hold my screaming baby makes me wish I knew Doc Brown.

[VandersliceBeats]

anthonys v neck shirt is the worst shirt ever.. all in all.. a very fancy trip

[TIDGaming]

Well done! Anthony is so fancy, it makes my head hurt!

[johnoneal]

"It's like Vancouver but with more Puerto Ricans"

[membear]

@johnoneal

She wasn't even born when Scarface was filmed and she doesn't know it's Cubans there.

[1freshko]

Anthony is the man

[melstetten]

Go to my channel page for parts 2-5

[cranie4]

This is almost painful to watch. Thanks for putting this out there Ant.

[kiersh]

the begining feels like I'm watching a Celebrity Sex Tape

[Heroyesterday]

Ants Greatest Video. No question. I want part 2-5 IMMEDIATELY!

[melstetten]

@Heroyesterday go to my channel page for parts 2-5!

[Heroyesterday]

@melstetten Thanks muchly. Will go have a few laughs over a swimming Guinea and marvel over a woman that's completely out of his league. :D

[EGGMAN909]

Ant come on like a hater type guy ..but in the end he is a really cool dude.

[EGGMAN909]

Cool video !!!

[petesmontreux]

tsss wussat...Chip dancing @ 13:01

[anangbhai]

Ant's 40's voice rules. AH! Heah are some moah tourists flying to Miami, city of THE FEW-CHA!

[StagnantObserver]

Anthony is almost doing the Elaine dance near the end.

[ranger5grp1]

it is so nice that you tried to teach the chaperone to dance. I remember my high school trips ;)

[AnInternetAbuser]

Anthony looks like he was a greaser at like 10:15

[amarch8]

White trash with money...I love Ant

[notskott]

Anthony Cumia: Ballin' out of control

[joshydawg]

Anthony is a funny sob. Great video Melissa.

[AnInternetAbuser]

HAHAHAH SAL.